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Title: Trick Questions
Post by: kirbyfan98 on February 28, 2010, 11:46:55 PM

Just ask any question you want and see whos smartest.

Title: Re: Trick Questions
Post by: kirbyfan98 on February 28, 2010, 11:48:12 PM

Like, imagine that you are in a lake and there are three hungry sharks coming after you. How do you get out?

Title: Re: Trick Questions
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 28, 2010, 11:57:00 PM

Convince the Sharks that they are vegetarians.

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Title: Re: Trick Questions
Post by: penguinwizard on March 01, 2010, 01:46:39 AM

Alert the sharks that there's a TV-star-of-the-week person wading around the east side of the lake who's MUCH more tasty.

Title: Re: Trick Questions
Post by: TEM on March 01, 2010, 01:05:30 PM

I don't get out because I AM the three hungry sharks.

Title: Re: Trick Questions
Post by: Glorb on March 01, 2010, 02:35:46 PM

I'd just get my homeboy Gordon to help out.

Title: Re: Trick Questions
Post by: bobman37 on March 01, 2010, 03:59:31 PM

Stop imagining.

Title: Re: Trick Questions
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 01, 2010, 07:43:47 PM

Quote from: kirbyfan98 on February 28, 2010, 11:48:12 PM

imagine that you are in a lake and there are three hungry sharks

Most sharks don't live in lakes. At least the most dangerous ones don't.

So it's unlikely that there will be a life threatening shark attacking me in a lake, let alone three.

Title: Re: Trick Questions
Post by: Toad on March 01, 2010, 10:43:35 PM

If a plane crashed on the border of the us and canada, where would you bury the survivors?

Title: Re: Trick Questions
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 01, 2010, 11:47:14 PM

Right then and there--the last thing an airline needs is a bunch of lawsuits. Just make sure to gag everyone first and dig the holes deep enough so they can't get out.

Title: Re: Trick Questions
Post by: WarpRattler on March 02, 2010, 12:01:54 AM

You don't bury survivors.

Title: Re: Trick Questions
Post by: penguinwizard on March 02, 2010, 01:18:45 AM

You bury survivors that sound like Jerry Lewis or Gilbert Gottfried.

Title: Re: Trick Questions
Post by: Weegee on March 02, 2010, 05:34:50 PM

I can jump higher than a house.

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