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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: Glorb on May 21, 2010, 05:46:32 PM
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Every week I will dare all of you to do a thing. ALL OF YOU. You must then do it, and provide photographic proof. Members that complete dares will go on the High Score Board of Coolness. Accomplishments will only count if some sort of proof is given.
THIS WEEK'S DARE: Write an elaborate self-insert erotic fanfiction about my life up to the point that I joined this forum.
HIGH SCORE BOARD OF COOLNESS
Lizard Dude [5/21/10 - Put metal in your microwave and microwave it]
Lizard Dude [5/29/10 - 6/5/10 - Change your name + sig to something Viking-related]
PaperLuigi [6/7/10 - Rap about me over a beat made of household objects]
Now get goin'!
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Screw you, Glorb, now I have no car.
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GLORB'S_DARE_01.wmv (http://lizarddude.kontek.net/GLORB%27S_DARE_01.wmv)
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Lizard Dude just barely wins, I suppose, but in the least manly way possible. Good technical job there buddy. Hopefully other attempts will be manlier than a 1-second penny.
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Will a metallic hamster do?
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Only if it's a Maniac Mansion joke.
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What about a The Devil Wears Prada CD?
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They hardly qualify as metal and the CD itself is plastic, but go ahead. No one'll miss it.
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The minute I posted that I realized I should've suggested Lars Ulrich instead.
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I already did this like 4 years ago.
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So?
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I accidentaly microwaved a tinfoil-wrapped Rice Krispie Square a few years ago. Does that count?
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Look if none of you guys were born with any balls that's cool and get well soon. But please, stop trying to weasel your way out of this. Microwaving metal is one of the coolest things you can ever do and if you can't even do that and photograph it then you're a loser.
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Dude that can burn holes in your microwave and stuff. I have seen this.
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Short order: Glorb is a microwave killer.
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I like this thread because it's great to finally have concrete proof that I am literally the only cool person* on this board.
* Some of the bots are cool.
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You're holding the concrete proof upside down
hurrr.
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I'm not challenging LD's coolness or saying Mythbusters is concrete proof of anything, but: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_LOdFm8blw&#t=5m00s
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"They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven... they're right. I'm missing a wall in my kitchen."
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Updated this week's dare a day late.
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Clearly one of two things is happening. Either everyone besides LD on this whole entire board are *******, or LD is paying them to be in order to feel special. Tragically, I'm leaning towards the first option.
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You forgot the third option, where no one except Lizard Dude cares.
By the way, you really shouldn't dare people to do things you aren't willing to do yourself. Where's the footage of you putting something metal in your microwave? Where's your Viking nick and sig?
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I'd be more interested if changing your name and custom title on this forum was a little more... flexible.
Needless to say, I am a *****.
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For next week's dare, have the contestant
s drink their own urine.
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By the way, you really shouldn't dare people to do things you aren't willing to do yourself. Where's the footage of you putting something metal in your microwave? Where's your Viking nick and sig?
Dude, I'm daring you guys. Not myself. I realize you come from Canada where everybody sits around with their thumbs up their asses and compliments each other and Drake gets famous entirely through Lil Wayne's help and would still be on Degrassi otherwise, but here in America, there's no baww baww, I can't put metal in a microwave all by myself!. You either follow through with a dare or don't.
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Warp, you didn't tell the rest of us you'd moved to Canada.
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I just really wanted to take a dig at Drake.
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Glorb's right. This is America, where Justin Bieber gets famous entirely through Usher's help.
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Ass-thumbing isn't taken lightly here, you know. Show the sport some respect.
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When do I get my name recorded in the annals again?
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I gotcha.
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Now comes the part where Fnord's name won't be changed back until the end of the year.
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Wow, you people are all total freaking pansies. Seriously, just leave this board forever and ever, all of you.
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I didn't know Deezer and Megabyte made "not being a pansy" part of the forum rules.
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Glorb, just because nobody is responding to your attention whoring doesn't mean you should resort to name calling.
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Besides, Glorb, a song about you already exists. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WkXPPLiZOY)
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Oh, Fungi Forums, Fungi Forums. I'm starting to think I might be devoting too much time and attention to this topic in the first place, because it must have taken me hours to decipher what you're saying over the sound of your own sissiness. If all you people, all 3191 of you (excluding myself and LD), were any more sissytastic little crybabies, I would honestly go blind from the amount of estrogen produced by you all collectively.
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Glorb, swallowing semen doesn't give you any more testosterone than the rest of us.
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Glad to see you mustered up the courage to find out, SolidShroom.
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For what it's worth, I see Glorb as a sort of symbol of the forums as a whole - that is: formerly fun to be around, and still has some good moments here and there, but for whatever reason, is rapidly turning into something bitter, strange, and utterly anti-comedic.
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People, either do the dare or don't comment.
http://media-convert.com/convert/?xid=15-miqwjtbk
WARNING: I use several curse words because I'm cool like that. Also, I am white and therefore suck at rapping.
EDIT: I used a desk to create the beat in 4/4 time. PM me if you want the very crappy lyrics.
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I am white and therefore suck at rapping.
Off topic: While there may be a correlation between people's skin color and ability to rap, there has been no prove of such a relationship. As a matter of fact, so called race is only 0.01 % of ones genetic code. I believe that race is merely a social construct based on our kin ability to recognize differences and similarities in faces and skin tones. The term has so little meaning that it has been dropped on most government forms and by most scientists. Sorry to go off topic, but it bothers me when someone makes such a board generalization related to someone's skin color.
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It was just a joke you know.
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Luigison, you fail to explain why Asians and white people are generally far better DJs than anyone else.
And PL, excellent job. I'm not turning bitter, I'm just turning extremely unpleasant and spiteful to keep up with current trends. Regardless, PL is teh winnar, unless someone can dethrone him before the week ends.
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Luigison, you fail to explain why Asians and white people are generally far better DJs than anyone else.
Social perception and culture. Race is a cultural phenomenon. Skin color is a function of melanin content and UV radiation. More melanin gives more protection from and therefor allows more exposure to the sun. Historically people of similar melanin content tended to live in certain equatorial areas due to the amount of UV radiation. This formed a culture among these people. Certain cultures value certain forms of music while others favor different styles.
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That fails to explain why, seriously, Asian DJs tear [dukar] up. I mean, have you seen Mike Relm in action? They're also phenomenal breakdancers. All of them.
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Because of beatmania IIDX and Dance Dance Revolution.
Probably not really, but it's as good an explanation as any.
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New dare! And Weegee's viewing it RIGHT NOW HE'S GOT THE BAIT PEOPLE.
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Reading over all of this, it looks like Glorb took a dare to transform into Lizard Dude.
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I doubt Lizard Dude would ever dare himself to put a penny into a microwave and turn it on for one second.
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The heating instructions on my box of money said one second per cent.
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He could use his EasyBake Oven.
I guess not, since microwaving and easybaking are not the same. That penny would take ages to melt in the EasyBake..
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The idea was not to melt the penny, but to cause catastrophic damage to a microwave on film.
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A carefully edited clip of the cooking show scene from Gremlins 2 ought to suffice.
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YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL *******. NONE OF YOU TOOK THE DARE. GO READ NICHOLOAS SPARKS.
New dare coming soon!
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Dare's gonna be over in like a day people. Get writing!