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Video Games => Mario Chat => Topic started by: GenoFromStarRoad on July 18, 2001, 09:43:23 PM
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Hello, this is my "Mario Theory"
Once there was a dimension full of turtles called Koopas. Their leaders were Bowser and his wife, Wendy. Their world was dying. There was hardly any water, food, or oxygen. Bowser knew of a meteorite that killed anyone that touched it, unless they were holding the meteorite chip that fell out of it. He wondered what would happen if he put it back in. He and his wife went to find out. They reached the meteorite and Bowser put the chip in. Then e\/erything started disappearing! He reappeared in a land full of trees, water and oxygen. Then an arrow hit Wendy. Bowser attacked the archer. (Who was the mayor of Brooklyn and he was shooting targets when Wendy appeared in front of his arrow) The Mayor’s bodyguards shot sleeping gas at Bowser and took him to the dungeon. The next day he was gone, but he left a note written in claw marks on the wall:
I shall get e\/en. Not by killing you, but e\/eryone you lo\/e!
Bowser
The Mayor had four daughters, Peach, Daisy, Pauline, and May (Who they always called Mayple Syrup). The Mayor wanting to protect his daughters made his best bodyguard, Toad, watch them all day. Toad got the idea to make e\/ery female person in Brooklyn dress like the Princesses. Bowser tried to kidnap them se\/eral times, but but always got the wrong girl. Then Bowser got an idea. He used his magic to turn e\/eryone except the Princesses, into mushrooms. (At the same time Bowser cast his spell four brothers were playing with Tanooki suits. The two oldest brothers had turned to stone and were and weren’t affected. The two younger brothers were in the middle of changing and were deformed. The youngest ran away and ne\/er returned.) He tried to capture them again and succeeded. He captured Peach. The Mayor was heart-broken. The next day he was determined to keep his other daughters safe. He told them to get on a plane and go somewhere to hide. Daisy went to a far away desert. Pauline went to a city. May’s plane crashed and she ne\/er reached her destination. (The three brothers suddenly felt the need to go to Brooklyn (Now the Mushroom Kingdom). They went to the Mushroom castle. Toad saw them and quickly went ran to tell the Mayor that there were 3 humans outside. The Mayor ran outside. He saw them and begged them to sa\/e Peach. They agreed. The two oldest brothers went to Bowser’s castle to sa\/e Peach, while Wario searched for all the coins Bowser stole.
Super Mario Bros. happens.(When I say something like this it means that game happens at this point)
Mario and Luigi rescue Peach, find Wario, and go back to the Mushroom Kingdom. The Mayor was so happy. He ga\/e Mario and Luigi a 10,000 coin reward. Wario didn’t get anything. He was furious. He ran away screaming, “You’ll be sorry! I’ll become the richest person in the world!â€
Back at Bowser’s castle Bowser was looking through his spell book and talking to his best Magic Koopa, Kamek.
Bowser:...I’m getting old, Kamek. If I don’t do something soon I won’t get my re\/enge. I’m going to cast a spell that will turn me and all humans (Humans not Mushroom people) into babies.
Kamek:But that spell will make you lose all your memory! You will ne\/er be able to use your magic again!
Bowser: I know!...just watch o\/er me and tell me to kidnap Peach and kill Mario when I finish the spell.
Bowser casts the spell and Kamek gi\/es him the message.
Bowser:Send someone to get “Marioâ€
Kamek:I’ll send your best Koopa Troopa!
The Koopa captures Mario and Luigi.
(One hour later)
Bowser:What’s taking so long!?! Kamek, Go find Mario and Luigi!
Super Mario World 2:Yoshi’s Island happens. (The stork in the beginning was actually a Koopa Troopa.)
Bowser:That mean Donkey (Yoshi)! I’m gonna take their Super Happy Tree!
Yoshi’s Story happens.
(Many years later after e\/eryone has grown up.)
Bowser:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My 7 kids ha\/e finally hatched! (Bowser and Kamek ha\/â„¢e been watching their eggs)
Super Mario Bros. 3 happens.
To thank Mario and Luigi, Peach in\/ites them to a picnic. The night before the picnic Mario has a dream.
Super Mario Bros. 2 happens. (Subcon is real. You just ha\/e to enter it through a dream.)
The next day they go to ha\/e a picnic at Yoshi’s Island.
Super Mario World happens.
After Mario and Luigi sa\/e Peach they decide to go see their parents. Luigi got on the wrong plane and went to Sarasland.
Super Mario Land happens. (But Luigi sa\/es Sarasland instead of Mario)
On his way to his parents house Mario sees a girl captured by a gorilla named Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong happens.
Donkey Kong Jr. happens. (I will explain what happens to DK later.)
Mario goes to his parents’ castle, but it’s been stolen!
Super Mario Land 2 happens.
(I will tell what happened to Wario later)
Mario finds a note from Bowser. He has Mario's parents and threatens to kill them if Mario doesn’t peacefully go to his castle. Mario agrees to come with him. Luigi comes to his parents’ house and find out Mario has been captured. He goes to sa\/e him.
Mario is Missing happens.
Yoshi tells Mario about what happens in Yoshi’s Safari.
Yoshi’s Safari happens.
Mario decides to go to his house and relax. He notices his Fungi light is gone. He goes to check out Bowser’s castle.
Mario’s Time Machine happens.
Mario goes home so he can try to relax again. When he gets there, Peach is there.
Peach:Hello, Mario. I wanted to know if you wanted to pick some flowers with me?
Mario nods head and the goes inside to get them something to drink. He then hears a scream.
Super Mario RPG:Legend of the Se\/en Stars happens.
Then next day Mario recei\/es a letter from Peach in\/iting him to come o\/er and ha\/e some cake.
Super Mario 64 happens.
Mario recie\/es a letter from Peach. It's in\/iting him to a party.
Paper Mario happens.
Donkey Kong
After DK Jr. rescues DK he realizes he is bad, because he still wants to capture Pauline. DK Jr. doesn’t release him and goes to the jungle.(Cranky Kong is DK Jr.'s Grandpa)
Donkey Kong Country happens
Donkey Kong Country 2 happens
Donkey Kong Country 3 happens
Donkey Kong 64 happens
Wario
After Mario defeats Wario
Wario Land happens.
Wario Land 2 happens.
Wario Land 3 happens.
(If you ha\/en’t figured this out, May is Capt. (Mayple) Syrup.)
You know I'm more than just a doll, don't you?
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Wow, you're-a pretty smart! I'd have never thought about that, I don't think. You have a very interesting theory, and my question is, did Mario Party(s), Mario Golf, Mario Tennis, and Super Smash Brothers all happen in between there somewhere? I guess Brothers and Peach and Toad and such play Golf and Tennis and have Parties in their spare time, eh? Heh, heh, this is funny. Anyways, cool idea. Maybe someone'll make a movie out of it that'll be like five hours long, that'd be cool.
Hey, my first name, it''s-a Mario, and my last name, it''s-a Mario too, so you know, I''m-a Mario Mario!!
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Intersting. Very original. I notice you kinda took some stuff from the movie. Cool!
I love writing Mario theories. If you'd like, check 'em out! You might especially like "So, just where the Mario Bros born?" and "The Princess Theories". Read 'em and tell me what you think!
Oh, and my Wario and Waluigi theories are coming soon!
In the meantime, keep that imagination going!
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Thanks
I don't think the Mario Party, Mario Kart, Mario Sports, and Super Smash Bros. actually happened. Mario probably had parties and played sports with his friends, but DK, Wario, and Bowser shouldn't ha\/e been there.
Roy, I'\/e read some of your theories. I'm not sure if I'\/e read all of them. They were cool.
You know I'm more than just a doll, don't you?
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Cool theory, bro. I don't really agree with it, but it's very creative and it's obvious you put a lot of thought in to it. Cool. :)
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