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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: Alisbet on July 27, 2011, 07:46:08 AM

Title: If your username was a company...
Post by: Alisbet on July 27, 2011, 07:46:08 AM: What it would be like?
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Post by: BP on July 27, 2011, 03:28:13 PM: Already is. Don't remind me. D:<
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Post by: Weegee on July 27, 2011, 03:39:12 PM: A Taiwanese sweatshop where children as young as six years old work eighteen-hour days for meagre wages.
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Post by: Toad on July 27, 2011, 04:47:00 PM: Maybe a factory of some form. It would produce the items and boxes for the Mario world.
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Post by: Weegee on July 27, 2011, 05:13:48 PM: Your company makes an awful facility for kart-racing.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on July 27, 2011, 06:45:02 PM: Bankrupt.
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Post by: Toad on July 27, 2011, 08:23:01 PM: Quote from: Weegee on July 27, 2011, 05:13:48 PM
Your company makes an awful facility for kart-racing.

Yes, but we're eco-friendly! 50% less smog than most other factories in the area. :B
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Post by: nensondubois on July 27, 2011, 11:11:53 PM: World's largest distributor of bananas and bow-ties.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 28, 2011, 12:14:34 AM: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deezer
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Post by: BP on July 28, 2011, 12:22:17 AM: Quote
There are four million registered Deezer users

You're being USED, Deezer
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Post by: Weegee on July 28, 2011, 02:06:00 PM: I like how my last post was deleted outright.
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Post by: Lizard Dude on July 28, 2011, 04:53:34 PM: What did it say?
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Post by: ShadowBrain on July 30, 2011, 05:33:15 PM: Here I go again, walking in five minutes after the mods go all Adjustment Bureau on Weegee's ass.

Anyway, mine: A chain of neurology clinics specializing in late-night treatment. (But you're all welcome to come up with alternate suggestions)
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Post by: Kuromatsu on July 30, 2011, 08:21:35 PM: Northern Lumber Harvesting Agency
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Post by: BP on July 30, 2011, 09:01:55 PM: Something tells me it wasn't exactly a mod this time
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Post by: TEM on August 01, 2011, 05:34:19 PM: Futurist mega-corp with more power than most nations. Specializes in energy weapons manufacturing, large-scale outsourced mercenary work, and hostile takeovers of lesser corporations/countries.
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Post by: Weegee on August 01, 2011, 06:12:38 PM: Oh, like Wal-Mart?
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Post by: Ninjap00 on August 02, 2011, 08:19:14 PM: laxative/stool softener combo manufacturer
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Post by: Lizard Dude on August 03, 2011, 07:57:09 PM: I'm not a company, but a locally-owned pet store that sells reptiles and amphibians.
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Post by: Weegee on August 03, 2011, 08:27:50 PM: ...to the exotic-food market across the street.
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Post by: Lizard Dude on August 03, 2011, 08:42:44 PM: Once they pay me, I don't care what they do with the animal.
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Post by: The Chef on August 03, 2011, 09:31:13 PM: I'm that truck that delivers baked goods to local stores.
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Post by: WarpRattler on August 04, 2011, 01:35:28 AM: I'm the guy who undertakes a suicide mission to take down TEM Corporation, Ltd. from the inside by systematically destroying their forces using an experimental ship made from their own stolen blueprints.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 04, 2011, 07:45:44 AM: I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
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Post by: TEM on August 04, 2011, 05:43:32 PM: Quote from: WarpRattler on August 04, 2011, 01:35:28 AM
I'm the guy who undertakes a suicide mission to take down TEM Corporation, Ltd. from the inside by systematically destroying their forces using an experimental ship made from their own stolen blueprints.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 04, 2011, 07:50:28 PM: I do corrective eye surgery.

Guaranteed to work within the first seven times

or I'll do it an eighth time.
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Post by: Weegee on August 04, 2011, 08:29:21 PM: Aren't the Cross-Eyed Seven a bluegrass band from Kentucky?
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 04, 2011, 08:40:16 PM: They were, but the lead singer left and took all the instruments with them, so they opened up their own medical practice.
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Post by: Alisbet on August 12, 2011, 12:24:00 PM: Quote from: TEM on August 01, 2011, 05:34:19 PM
Futurist mega-corp with more power than most nations. Specializes in energy weapons manufacturing, large-scale outsourced mercenary work, and hostile takeovers of lesser corporations/countries.

That sounds interesting in my opinion.
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Post by: The Chef on August 12, 2011, 07:43:28 PM: You must be going by some off-world definition of the term "interesting". :P