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Title: Joke
Post by: Anonymous Mario Fan on August 21, 2001, 04:36:59 PM

Mario was once teaching the Koopalings history lessons. Roy whispered to Lemmy, "I hear that Mario's very dumb at history."

"We'll see," said Lemmy.

"Class," Mario said, "as you may remember, a poisonous snakebite killed Napoleon and Cleopatra was exiled to a small Mediterranean island. . ."

"See?" Roy said. "He's so dumb he can't tell his asp from his Elba!"

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Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Mallow on August 21, 2001, 05:30:10 PM

I dont get it. Its a joke. Oh i get it... I get jokes  

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Roy Koopa on August 21, 2001, 06:00:45 PM

I get it <chuckle>.

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Kamek2k on August 21, 2001, 06:16:28 PM

umm...yeah
Sorry, but you lost me.

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Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Red Ninja Koopa on August 22, 2001, 12:18:39 PM

I"m glad I'm not the only one who doesn't get it.

I''m the leader of the Koopa Bros.We''re hip and cool and uh... we like bacon

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: frostbite on August 22, 2001, 02:30:03 PM

im sorry but that makes no sense at all

It's not a matter of optimism or pessimism, it's a matter of common sense! (half empty or half full?)

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: MarioandLink on August 22, 2001, 05:31:29 PM

huh

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Marionut#1 on August 23, 2001, 01:52:09 PM

I dont get it either. but I think it might be saying that he doesnt know his @$$ from his elbow maybe not

It''s a me Marionut#1

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: GhettoMario on August 23, 2001, 03:16:31 PM

I think your right.......
Its susposed to be Cleopatra was killed by a poisioness snake and Napolean was exiled to a island, then its mixed up .
But I dont get the asp/Elba part.

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: frostbite on August 23, 2001, 08:59:04 PM

Oh, I get it now! But I don't find it funny. Cleopatra was bitten by an "asp" and Napolean was exiled to "Elba"

It's not a matter of optimism or pessimism, it's a matter of common sense! (half empty or half full?)