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Video Games => Mario Chat => Topic started by: Anonymous Mario Fan on September 24, 2001, 08:40:47 PM

Title: Joke
Post by: Anonymous Mario Fan on September 24, 2001, 08:40:47 PM

Mario was teaching his audience efficiency techniques. After the lecture was over he ended with a word of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked a Goomba in the audience.

"I was watching Peach's breakfast routine for years. She carried only one item at a time, taking many trips to the stove, the cabinets, the fridge, and the table. 'Hon,' I said, 'why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

"Did it save time?"

"Actually, yes. It used to take her twenty minutes to prepare breakfast. Now I do it in seven minutes."

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Title: Re: Joke
Post by: MarioandLink on September 26, 2001, 02:40:01 PM

Whatever..hahahahahahaha!!!!

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: CircusBoy on September 26, 2001, 05:28:36 PM

That's no fair.  You just took a corny joke and put Mario and Princess in it.

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: frostbite on September 26, 2001, 06:15:56 PM

I don't get it.

It's not a matter of optimism or pessimism, it's a matter of common sense! (half empty or half full?)

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: DentonPro64 on September 29, 2001, 09:15:57 PM

Me neither. That's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine.

"Fate has no forgiveness for those who dare stand against it"