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Title: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Paper Mario on March 12, 2002, 05:49:32 PM
Its-a Me,Paper Mario!!
I am the Man who can awnser all your Questions on Mario Mysteries.
If I cnnot awnser you Question right away,I will research untill I find the best awnser.
And if you want me to,I will post the site where I got the info.
I will always me ready to investigate any Mario Mystery.
Ask Away!!

Dear God! Im flat!
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Super Mario. on March 12, 2002, 05:59:44 PM
Hey im-a-mario! Wait your paper me???? Im-a confused? Oh your me,but im me? Maybe im not me? You a-mean you-a got me confused!

Mario:Its a-me Mario! Bowser:soon it will be dead Mario! Mario:HELP! Yoshi:Wake up Mario you had a bad dream! Mario:I will get you Bowser! Yoshi:You dont understand! Mario throws yoshi across his bedroom who lands on the floor. Luigi:You got him alright! Mario:I had a drem I threw Bowser and blew him out of TMK! Luigi:More like Yoshi! Yoshi:Thats ok what do we supposed to do today? Peach:HELP! Yoshi:Oh..that! Mario:Lets-a-go!
(Im the real Mario the one who beats Bowser!)
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Super Mario. on March 12, 2002, 06:08:09 PM
Oh I remember your paper me brought to life by Kamek who was intended to be evil but wasnt and had to fight paper Bowser one time. So-a if you-a know about-a me tell Me the real mario why I dont buy toothpaste at the toad town shop in The Mushroom Kingdom?

Mario:Its a-me Mario! Bowser:soon it will be dead Mario! Mario:HELP! Yoshi:Wake up Mario you had a bad dream! Mario:I will get you Bowser! Yoshi:You dont understand! Mario throws yoshi across his bedroom who lands on the floor. Luigi:You got him alright! Mario:I had a drem I threw Bowser and blew him out of TMK! Luigi:More like Yoshi! Yoshi:Thats ok what do we supposed to do today? Peach:HELP! Yoshi:Oh..that! Mario:Lets-a-go!
(Im the real Mario the one who beats Bowser!)
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Paper Mario on March 23, 2002, 06:16:51 AM
I am the real you.....I was here before you.......ANYBODY NEED A MYSTRY AWNSERED?????

Dear God! Im flat!
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Super Mario. on March 23, 2002, 10:22:22 AM
No im me! Wait a sec...how can there be 2 mes? Im-a very copnfused well anyway  I can answer mario questions and Mysteries go to Ask mario!!!!!! I am Mario so I have better answers than Paper imposter...

Mario:Its a-me Mario! Bowser:soon it will be dead Mario! Mario:HELP! Yoshi:Wake up Mario you had a bad dream! Mario:I will get you Bowser! Yoshi:You dont understand! Mario throws yoshi across his bedroom who lands on the floor. Luigi:You got him alright! Mario:I had a drem I threw Bowser and blew him out of TMK! Luigi:More like Yoshi! Yoshi:Thats ok what do we supposed to do today? Peach:HELP! Yoshi:Oh..that! Mario:Lets-a-go!
(Im the real Mario the one who beats Bowser!)
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Paper Mario on March 23, 2002, 04:06:55 PM
IMPOSTER????????look who is talking

Dear God! Im flat!
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: F-Man on March 23, 2002, 06:20:05 PM
lol.
That's funny to see.

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: bob heihoo on March 24, 2002, 01:20:30 PM
I'm 2 of yor lapanese enimes ok. now where do u think the REAL mario came from. NEITHER OF U R THE REAL MARIO MARIO OKAY.

I am the all powerful Mamuu (Wart) and I am  here to take over sub-con then, the mushroom kingdom then, the mushroom kingdom (the site) then, the mushroom world then, hyrule then, oh forget it.
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Paper Mario on April 21, 2002, 07:57:47 PM
*does dance*
THIS TOPIC IS ALIVE AGAIN!
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: DarthTedd64 on April 22, 2002, 05:44:06 AM
How does Yoshi eat so much and never get full?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Paper Mario on April 22, 2002, 06:19:16 AM
as soon as they eat something it comes out as an Egg and its like the food turned into that egg so they are always hungry.
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: cable04 on April 22, 2002, 01:49:17 PM
2.why do the blocks float?
3.why is mario's head so hard?
4.why does mario have a mustache?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: DarthTedd64 on April 22, 2002, 03:55:39 PM
5. How did Mario and Luigi get to the Mushroom Kingdom?
6. What are Toad, Peach, and Yoshi's last names?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Insane Steve on April 22, 2002, 06:27:51 PM
7. (I think)Why are there no Orange Yoshies? I wanna know!!!! now.....

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Paper Mario on April 22, 2002, 06:51:03 PM
2:Blocks are held up by and invisable string that holds them up from above.
3:When Mario was born and he hit a block,he had his head trained to be block-breakable.
4:Mario has a Mustache because he wanted one.
5:Mario and Luigi got to the mushroom by a pipe.while they were cleaning a pipe from a shower,Luigi got sucked in followed by Mario.
6:Yoshi is Just called Yoshi,Toad doesn't have a last name.Peaches's last name is Toadstool.
7:If there was a Gene for Orange yoshi's in a Purple yoshi or other color,it must have been the resessive one and there wasn't an Orange yoshi.But i think if there is a Yoshi god it would be orange.
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Igiwalui on April 22, 2002, 07:24:25 PM
8) Is Luigi gay?
9) Why does Bowser hate Mario?
10) Why did Nintendo create Yoshi?
11) Why does Toad just sit around waiting for Mario to rescue Peach while they are perfectly able of rescuing her?
12) Why doesn't Peach stick up for herself?
13) How did Super Smash Bros. start?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Insane Steve on April 22, 2002, 07:57:17 PM
Ok, I wanna answer some!

8. I don't think any of the Mario characters are gay.
9. He doesn't HATE Mario, per se, It's that Bowser has an evil plan to tak eover the world and Mario keeps ruining it.
10. They were bored. Seriously though, As the Mario universe expands, new characters are needed to fill these expansions (which explains Waluigi.... ;-) )
11. Cuz he's a lazy bum.
12. Even I can't tell you this one.
13. Ummmmm the video game characters kept arguing over which one was the biggest star in Nintendoland, and the rest..... oh yea, that and Freakachu stepped on Mario's hat.

Hope that helped!

PS: I think there are no Orange Yoshies because of the way video imaging works. There are 3 primary colors of video imaging (just like in art!) But they are slightly different: Red, Green, and Blue. Now, using these colors, it must be hard to make orange on a video screen, and take up more memory than the other colors. Now, why waste memory on an Orange Yoshi if any other color (green, yellow, blue, brown, white, etc.) would work just as good? This explains why there are no orange panels in Tetris Attack, or no orange ! blocks in SWM or SM64, and the list goes on. My opinion though.

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Paper Mario on April 23, 2002, 05:27:21 AM
8:Luigi is not gay
9:He hates Mario because he always messes up his plans.
10:Nintendo had the idea for a Dinosaur so they created yoshi.
11:Toad is to small to really cause any harm to Bowser and if he tried,Bowser would probably kill him.
12:Peach is supposed to.She is a chicken.
13:Mario had a fight with yoshi and a few other people herd them and got into it.
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: cable04 on May 10, 2002, 02:30:43 PM
14. why does luigi have a mustache?
15. why does luigi have purple over-alls sometimes?
16.why does wario wear short-sleeve shirts?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: bob heihoo on May 10, 2002, 03:09:09 PM
will anyone answer my question from march

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Paper Mario on May 10, 2002, 08:06:01 PM
14.Because he can't shave,lol.cause he likes it.
15.i didn';t even know he did
16.because he gets hot.
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: frostbite on May 11, 2002, 11:35:15 AM
15. Isn't wario the one with purple pants?
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Insane Steve on May 11, 2002, 03:18:25 PM
16. Because he is too fat to fit into a long sleeve shirt.

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: superclownman on May 11, 2002, 06:38:21 PM
5)....were mario and luigi showering together? that scares me
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: SuperKoopa on May 12, 2002, 02:54:06 PM
Well there's a disturbing image...
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Post by: Yellow Yoshi on May 12, 2002, 07:08:00 PM
Who the hell brought up the Mario/Luigi shower thing!?!?

Yeah! Us Yoshis are the best! We eat and eat and help Mario and eat and lose our kids...and...other stuff.
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Paper Mario on May 12, 2002, 07:54:25 PM
no,they were fixing it
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Yellow Yoshi on May 12, 2002, 08:10:27 PM
Thank God that's cleared up...now if only I can get that disturbing image superclownman conjured up out of my head...
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries.....I can Awnser them!!!!!!
Post by: Yellow Yoshi on May 12, 2002, 08:10:30 PM
Thank God that's cleared up...now if only I can get that disturbing image superclownman conjured up out of my head...

Yeah! Us Yoshis are the best! We eat and eat and help Mario and eat and lose our kids...and...other stuff.