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Title: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 16, 2002, 05:54:48 AM
I figured it out!!!! Mario's in his late 20's!!!!!!! In the Nintendo Power Mario vs. Wario comic,on page1 Wario sends Mario a letter inviting him to a party.The comic then shows Mario thinking back to when he knew Wario.He and Wario look around 5/6 years old.Mario then states"It's been almost 20 years". Am I brillant or what? Do you like this theory frostbite?(he's the theory master)

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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 16, 2002, 06:06:20 AM
Wait! It get's better! on page2 Wario states"It's been 20 years since I last saw Mario,but he still makes me furious." See? That proves Mario's 25/26!!! So that makes Luigi 22/23(thats based on the fact Nintendo Power stated Luigi's 3 years younger than Mario) Wario would be around the same age a Mario as he didn't look any older than Mario in the flash-backs. Bowser would be a little older around 28/30,Peach would be around the same age as Mario,Toad would be younger like 20/21,and Yoshi would be...uh,um...he would be,um...Darn I still can't figure out Yoshi's age! O well...

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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Super Yoshi 7175 on March 16, 2002, 09:13:30 AM
That actually sounds reasonable I think Yoshi is mutch younger like 11-12 well the one that is in the games but congrdualtions Mama Mia Mario you solved a big mystery already but what about Bowsers kids-Baby Bowser-Yoshi(exzactly)-Dk-kirby all Mario characaters find them out and you deserve a real award but you wont.

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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 16, 2002, 09:58:14 AM
Thanks Super Yoshi7175!

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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Super Yoshi 7175 on March 16, 2002, 10:54:58 AM
Your welcome I  wounder if the theroy master Frostbite belives you? But we should all look for clues hinting to mario characaters ages now the biggest Mario age mystery is over we must try to solve the smaller ones!

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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: frostbite on March 16, 2002, 11:08:06 AM
When were these things made, anyway? 1991? If so, Mario would be in his mid-thirties right now, and he would be 15 during Donkey Kong. I've seen a DK arcade thing, and judging by the pictures on the side, Mario is far older than 15.
Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: cable04 on March 16, 2002, 02:58:16 PM
once mario reached his target age he stops aging
other wise we'd have to start playing with an old gray mario who would throw out his back every time he tried to do something
don't you guys watch tv?
people don't need to age
they can have flashbacks to when they were young or have things where they think about the future
that's why terry mcginnis <batman beyond> never finished high school

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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: CeleTheRef on March 16, 2002, 03:43:06 PM
in other planets/universes/realities  time runs differently, so mario & C. might have stopped aging.

Yoshi, Toad and Bowser are not humans, so they have other aging system.



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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: GrimSack on March 16, 2002, 06:39:24 PM
On average, those little turd things, the goombas, live to be about 6 or 7 years old, or until they're god**** heads are smashed in by a pudgy guy.

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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 16, 2002, 10:19:17 PM
What? Grimsack?You're back??? I thought you had been sacked!!!

Frostbite,the comic was made in 1993! I'm dissapointed you don't approve of my theory I worked really hard...I can send you guys the page where Mario says "it's been 20 years since I last saw Wario" if you don't beleive me. Also,how long as Dennis the menice been around? 20 years? and he's still only 10...so,because Mario's a cartoon,he will never age,but my theory is time travels diferently in the Mushroom Kingdom.The result is; Mario won't get old for a llloooooonnnnngggg time,ai:a year in our world may only be a day in the Mushroom Kingdom!!! Yeah!! Bow down frostbite,for I am the new Theory Master!!!!! Woohoo!!!

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 3/16/2002 8:20:45 PM
Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: p00p4sale on March 16, 2002, 11:54:19 PM
Actually no "smart" ass see, Shigeru officially stated that Mario is middleaged so that would put him somewhere in the late 30s early 40s right? and of course Luigi would be slightly behind hmm... and o yeah Super Yoshi is a ass ****ing **** sucking [bundle of sticks]get
Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 17, 2002, 12:02:11 AM
*Sigh* Come on Grimsack I know it's you,only you could come up with such a dumb name like poop-m-4-sale. And what is everyones prodlem with Super Yoshi7175???? Are you guy's just jealous 'cause he's such a nice guy and you're all a bunch of *sses????? Losers...

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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 17, 2002, 12:02:23 AM
*Sigh* Come on Grimsack I know it's you,only you could come up with such a dumb name like poop-m-4-sale. And what is everyones problem with Super Yoshi7175???? Are you guy's just jealous 'cause he's such a nice guy and you're all a bunch of *sses????? Losers...

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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: CashCrazed on March 21, 2002, 09:55:44 PM
Yoshi can't be 11-12, he must be older than Mario because in SMW2, Mario was a baby and Yoshi was an adult.
Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Toddathon on March 23, 2002, 12:11:44 PM
Frostbite?  Theory Master?
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Anyway, I believe Mario is around 25 or 30.  Toad probably is 12-15, and Yoshi is probably 19 or so.  Possibly Baby Mario is Mario's son?  Because the storyline from Yoshi's Island counterattacks some of them from other Mario games and stuff.  I'd say Peach is around the same age, Luigi is in his late twenies, but 2 or 3 years younger than Mario. Wario is probably 1 or 2 years.  And Mario characters don't age FB!  It's like saying Bowser will have gray hair, and Mario will be gimp and walk with a cane!

Anyway:
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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Super Yoshi 7175 on March 23, 2002, 01:01:05 PM
Its true he makes intersting theroys are they all right? No but dose anyone else on this board make theroys? No!

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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: frostbite on March 23, 2002, 01:11:13 PM
And by the way, cable04, using batman beyond as a reason for me to believe that characters don't age? Bruce Wayne aged in that! He's like 60 years old! He used to be in his twenties! You contradicted yourself!

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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: F-Man on March 23, 2002, 01:39:16 PM
Toad can't be 20-21! Have you ever played Luigi's Mansion Mama Mia Mario. He's crying like a baby. In Mario Party he has a 8 years old boy voice just like in the Mario cartoons.

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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 23, 2002, 01:53:37 PM
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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Darkside on March 23, 2002, 06:38:57 PM
Okay.Here's my therie.Mario is 21.He's been around for 21 years.Hey!It makes sense!I think Peach is either 18,19,20,cause that's how long she's been around.

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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: frostbite on March 24, 2002, 10:07:03 AM
So Professor Gadd is 4 months old?

"Sure, most Nintendo fans remain hopeful, because this is essentially a pre-requisite for being a Nintendo fan, but I personally have had enough. This company seems to hate its consumers. It doesn''t even know who the hell they are. We are not a bunch of idiot kids who want 10-hours in Miyamoto''s garden marvelling at how detailed the textures are on some giant tincan. We want ACTUAL VIDEOGAMES! Of course, Nintendo are too high on themselves to realize this."
Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Blue Yoshi on March 24, 2002, 10:24:32 AM
I agree, why are you guys so mean to us Yoshis?  We are never mean to you!  Well, there was the time Mario let me sink in the lava pool in Super Mario World...I didn't leave my house for a week, I just slept in my mailbox...Ow! A letter just poked me in the eye...>_O

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Title: Re: I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bob the Spiny parakoopa on March 24, 2002, 07:55:22 PM
Yoshi Could Be 11-12,Cause
Think!
What if the Yoshi's in SMW2 are different than the One that is in Games Like Mariokart and Mario party!
Ever thought of that?
Duh!

Me:Me Bob!
Me spike you!
Me not know what too say!
Me want too post!
Who?What?Where?Why?
Mario:You need a good stomping!
Me:HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................
Wha-?
Why did''nt you stomp me?
Mario:*Looking at Mushroom*
oooooooo....Mushroom.....