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Title: Mario Mysteries
Post by: GoldenYoshi on April 04, 2002, 02:34:49 PM
^Look at the name^

Post them on in!

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: DarkYoshi on April 04, 2002, 04:09:56 PM
Where the heck did morten K. get that star shaped scare?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: DarkYoshi on April 04, 2002, 04:10:05 PM
Where the heck did morten K. get that star shaped scar?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: GoldenYoshi on April 15, 2002, 02:08:52 PM
How does Goumet Guy get to Bowser's castle?

How does a Big Steely fit in Bowser's Clown Copter? It's the size of the Copter!

What happened to Star Road?

How does Bowser survive all of Mario's Beatings, especcially in SMB1?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: DarthTedd64 on April 15, 2002, 03:50:35 PM
6. How do blocks float in mid-air?
7. How does Yoshi eat so much and never get full?
8. Why don't pirahna plants bite Mario as he goes down the pipe?
9. How does Mario jump so high?
10. Why does a raccoon tail make you fly?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: Terranix on April 15, 2002, 04:21:49 PM
What IS Bowser?

Who the Hell is Kammy Koopa? Bring back Kamek!

When did Mario become a doctor?

Where is the Mushroom King, & is he a human?

Is Magikoopa from Super Mario RPG Kamek?

Why is Bowser so into clowns anyway?

WHY does Daisy have three eyes on the trophy? Was some programmer just taking the **** when their boss' back was turned, or is she ACTAULLY a triclops?

What happened to Pauline?

What happened to cousin Stanley?

What the heck is up with the Boos? You think that they're ghosts, but then Paper Mario comes out & changes everything (It spoke of Lady Bow as a Boo child.), & I think Luigi's Mansion does too. There are ACTUAL ectoplasmns in that, as well as Boos, who appear to be running the show. Ugh?

Are Peach & Mario actaully ''an item''? Paper Mario having an actaul plot sort of stirred this up a bit.

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Edited by - Terranix on 4/15/2002 3:26:27 PM
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: DarthTedd64 on April 15, 2002, 05:03:24 PM
22. What happened to the numbers?
23. Why is Mario's first name the same as his last name?


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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: Insane Steve on April 15, 2002, 06:39:20 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRRGH too many questions!
ok, one of my own:

Why is it that you don't see any orange Yoshies?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: DarthTedd64 on April 16, 2002, 05:05:17 AM
25. Again, what happened to the numbers?
26. Where does Mario go to the bathroom?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: Mario Maniac on April 16, 2002, 10:06:34 AM
I have the perfect question...

How was the Mushroom Kingdom created? Are the inhabitants simply humans or are they a completely new breed of creatures (aliens)? *note... the mushrooms on their heads*
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: GoldenYoshi on April 16, 2002, 10:57:20 AM
something concerning #26...

Yeah, where are the toilets? They ARE human, and humans use bathrooms. The only bathroom
I ever saw was at the Marrymore Suite in SMRPG (you know, that door in the room...)

PM Blooper:

Peach's Castle

Twink: It's so big, but where are all the bathrooms?
Peach: we use the bushes.
Twink: eeew! But, there are no bushes here in the castle.
Peach: ? There is one. In the court yard.

*Meanwhile, Mario is in Koopa Village looking for a few coins in the bushes*

Mario: *whistling* ...
*he picks into a bush*
Twink: NO!
Mario:???
Twink: I guess you didn't know that we use bushes for bathrooms.
Mario: *thinking* whatever...
*he finds a coin!*
Mario: Wait a minute... this coin is watery! Hey!
Director: CUT!!!! Mario, you can't talk! Kooper! What have Told you, NO APRIL FOOL'S JOKES! MarioSpiceMeat! Use the guest Bathroom!
Not the set!
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Another Mystery

Whatever happened to some of the Paper Mario and SMRPG characters?



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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: Terranix on April 16, 2002, 11:04:38 AM
Answer:

To the numbers, they weren't introduced until the fifth post, so whatever happened to them is inconsquential. They were not originally a part of this topic.

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Edited by - Terranix on 4/16/2002 10:08:03 AM
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: cable04 on April 16, 2002, 01:49:08 PM
why do mushrooms make mario grow?
why do poison mushrooms make mario shrink?
why does a LEAF turn mario into a RACCOON?
again...why does a RACCOON fly?
how do pipes warp mario?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: MadRhetoric on April 16, 2002, 06:23:56 PM
Why does the Crystal of Reststop Transform Mario into CitrusMan?

Why doesn't Bill or Fred apper in a Mario game?


Why was Mario is Missing so Lame?

Where Exactly DOES Mario live?

Why am I not putting a question mark at the end of this question.
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: DarthTedd64 on April 16, 2002, 06:58:32 PM
38.  Well, I'm still putting the numbers in, even if no one else is.

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: cable04 on April 17, 2002, 01:36:22 PM
was that a question?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: DarthTedd64 on April 17, 2002, 01:47:35 PM
40. No.  But mysteries don't have to be questions,  do they?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: GoldenYoshi on April 17, 2002, 08:24:45 PM
Why does Bowser have an axe at the end of his bridges in SMB?

Because he's an idiot :)

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: Insane Steve on April 17, 2002, 09:02:14 PM
40-something. Why isn't Booster (SMRPG) in another Mario game? I think he deserves another game, if Square somehow obliges...

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: DarthTedd64 on April 18, 2002, 05:16:00 AM
That was 42, by the way.

The reason I want numbers is so we can count how many reasons more easily. (like the now-dead YKYPMGTMW...)

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: Mario Maniac on April 18, 2002, 05:21:07 AM
Won't anybody answer all these questions?

Maybe we should e-mail Deezer (the creator of this site) with all these questions, maybe he can answer them!

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: GoldenYoshi on April 18, 2002, 11:00:45 AM
I think Booster is custody of Square. So Ninteendo can't use him without Square's Permission. But you've gotta admit, he is one funny nutcase!

And that burning question...
43. Where'd the Koopalings come from?


Go to SMBHQ.com for some of these mysteries. Just go to "Mysteries". Duh!

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: Insane Steve on April 18, 2002, 06:46:27 PM
Why aren't you banned yet?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: GoldenYoshi on April 19, 2002, 11:11:58 AM
Why does Wart have a veggie machine if he hates veggies?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: frostbite on April 20, 2002, 01:42:19 PM
43: Bowser made love to a female of his species. That's where all children come from.
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: DarthTedd64 on April 20, 2002, 03:31:02 PM
46. How do mushrooms slide along the ground?
47. How do 100 coins turn into an extra life?
48.  How do extra lives work, anyway?
49. Why does Mario wear the same clothes in every adventure?
50. And does he ever get them washed?

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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: Paper Mario on April 21, 2002, 07:45:26 PM
idiots!I posted a topic that i would awnser Mario Mysteries!I'll bring it back to life.
Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: GoldenYoshi on April 21, 2002, 08:15:15 PM
Man, that's the 2nd post about me copying someone else's subject? I didn't see it!


Mushrooms slide on the ground because... The bottom of them are all slippery and move around. or, my far-fetched explanation:
They are Toads inside costumes!

Yeah, why does Mario wear the same outfit every time? I think a good explination is that from paper Mario, in Peach's Room (You know, Peach's Dress wardrobe), is like Mario's closet. Another one is from SMRPG (Mario's Pad, the walls).

I've answered my own mystery!
Q:"Why does Wart have a veggie machine if he hates veggies?"
A: He's practicing his aim with them!

Q:"Why does Bowser have an axe at the end of his bridges in SMB?"
A: So he can cut off the route to The Mushroom Retainers in case of emergency.
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Title: Re: Mario Mysteries
Post by: Insane Steve on April 21, 2002, 08:29:53 PM
This one's kinda dumb, but, Why hasn't Yoshi gotten revenge for the "Cheese Bridge Incident"? You all know what I mean.

And what is the name of the First Goomba in SMB1? I think it is named Chester. Any Ideas?

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