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Title: The true whereabouts of Bin Laden lies within
Post by: The MarioMaster on June 21, 2002, 06:29:56 AM: Why are soldiers serving in Afghanistan wasting time looking in caves for Bin Laden, when his TRUE wherabounts is staring the world - or at least we Mario fans - right in the face?
The solution is simple. When old Osama got the news that America was after him, he immediately jumped down a Warp Pipe, leading to the residence of his old ally, Bowser! Even now the Koopa King may be helping Bin Laden plot terrorist activities in return for help in taking over the Mushroom Kingdom! George Bush, Peach, Mario... please stop him!!!
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Post by: Toddathon on June 21, 2002, 08:37:59 AM: Good one!
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Post by: Mario Maniac on June 22, 2002, 02:36:12 PM: Ha ha ha! That's a pretty funny explanation The MarioMaster!

I bet Mario and Luigi are going to help George Bush and the American military fight those two monsters! Go Mario! Go America!

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Post by: Insane Steve on June 22, 2002, 05:30:51 PM: ALL of you are wrong! He is working at the neighborhood 7-11! That is the only place he can be! HAHAHAHAH!

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
Title: Re: The true whereabouts of Bin Laden lies within
Post by: The MarioMaster on June 24, 2002, 04:11:23 AM: Thanks for your replies! Mario Maniac: I agree, if Mario was let loose he could get hold of Bin Laden with one hand tied behind his back. Mario rules! Death to terrorists
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Post by: 00boo on June 24, 2002, 09:29:36 AM: NO he hid himself in his own butt for the summer
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Post by: 00boo on June 24, 2002, 09:30:26 AM: NO he hid himself in his own butt for the summer
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Post by: MadMario on June 28, 2002, 10:31:33 AM: HEY! He was playing hero for 20 years! He needs a vacation!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: The true whereabouts of Bin Laden lies within
Post by: MadMario on July 06, 2002, 04:29:41 PM: Maybe the Army is searching in caves because the warp pipe he jumped in is in a cave

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: The true whereabouts of Bin Laden lies within
Post by: Shy Guy Jester on July 08, 2002, 03:49:46 PM: Yep he hid in his butt and he his playing black jack with a goat, his liver, and a bottle of budwiser beer. and his covered his butt in sand and dust and goat crap so he looks like part of the ground

-The Jester Guy