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Video Games => Mario Chat => Topic started by: SSMario123 on July 18, 2002, 12:30:51 AM
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Just wanting to know you're appenion. Personaly I think Mario could beat Wario like his name was Pippy Longstockings
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mario would slap wario for takeing his name
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Wario is stronger, but he's also stupid enough to eat bird crap. Did you ever read the instruction manual in Wario Land 4? A bird defecates on his hat, and later in the day, Wario uses his hat as a napkin to wipe his face, forgeting that there's bird crap on his hat.
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Ofcourse wario wouldn't win because mario is nintendo's main mascot. Plus, Wario's Goofy stupidity would probably get him smashed by a thwomp.
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i would say mario is better than wario
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I think Mario is better, Wario is pretty much a complete idiot. His name isn't too bad, though, at least not as bad as Waluigi :P
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um...im not really sure, wario is bigger, so that means hes stronger, but mario is skinny, so he can go really fast and get more hits in there, but yeah, i dunno.
Some of that other stuff out there is like "Yea...cool." but then there's something that happens to you, and you dont know why, but it just does. And then suddenly you find yourself drawing pictures of a cat with a mexican hat dancing around a chihuahua and saying "Im better at this than you are" and the cihuahua is sad and it all just makes you wanna puke. But yeah...i dunno.
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I personally must be the only one here that likes Wario better. Yea, I know he is fairly dense compared to Mario, but you gotta love that evil laugh. Mario would probably win a fight though, because i can't think of any game were I'd be able to control Wario in a Mario vs. Wario fight... :P (Maybe Mario Party.)
(Of course, I like almost every Mario character more than Mario.)
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Wario's a greedy doofus. So it seems to me.
It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
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um...thats cool, but you know wut i think, i think i play super smash bros and ssb: melee
WAY too much! (thats right, i have em both, im a big smash bros freak ^_^)
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Some of that other stuff out there is like "Yea...cool." but then there's something that happens to you, and you dont know why, but it just does. And then suddenly you find yourself drawing pictures of a cat with a mexican hat dancing around a chihuahua and saying "Im better at this than you are" and the cihuahua is sad and it all just makes you wanna puke. But yeah...i dunno.
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And your point was ...?
It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
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um...i dunno, i do alot of stupid stuff 4 no reason ^_^
Some of that other stuff out there is like "Yea...cool." but then there's something that happens to you, and you dont know why, but it just does. And then suddenly you find yourself drawing pictures of a cat with a mexican hat dancing around a chihuahua and saying "Im better at this than you are" and the cihuahua is sad and it all just makes you wanna puke. But yeah...i dunno.
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um...i dunno, i do alot of stupid stuff 4 no reason ^_^
(plz dont make fun of me)
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Some of that other stuff out there is like "Yea...cool." but then there's something that happens to you, and you dont know why, but it just does. And then suddenly you find yourself drawing pictures of a cat with a mexican hat dancing around a chihuahua and saying "Im better at this than you are" and the cihuahua is sad and it all just makes you wanna puke. But yeah...i dunno.
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whoops, i didnt mean to post that twice, sorry!
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Some of that other stuff out there is like "Yea...cool." but then there's something that happens to you, and you dont know why, but it just does. And then suddenly you find yourself drawing pictures of a cat with a mexican hat dancing around a chihuahua and saying "Im better at this than you are" and the cihuahua is sad and it all just makes you wanna puke. But yeah...i dunno.
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I think I play all the Mario games too much, and that's just right for me.
It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
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Dude, Wario could totally whip Mario. Wario is way stronger than Mario, and even if Mario could manuever a little faster, one ass drop from Wario and everything in a two mile radius gets shaken. Mario would stumble, then Wario would kick his ass and eat it too.
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Lets break this down to a competitive sort of judging rules shal we?
I heartly recommend the D20 system by Wizards Of the Coast. (Infamous for making the Dungeons and Dragons game)
Well in this matter wario would be a larger person, and defently has a larger constipation score which would give him more HP.
Mario may have a higher dexteritary however his DEX bonous to his armor class may not be significate enough compared to wairos large size.
Wario also has a skill which BIZZ called a "Ass Slam"
Now this "Ass Slam" would probely be a unblockable attack with a Reflex save of 15, now thats wheres marios speed comes in.
However, even if he did complete the save he would still have to do another reflex save (D20) in order to aviod the shock wave of warios massive anus colliding with the ground.
now this is a very hard thing to do and mario would probely fall down and lose be very vunrable to another attack considering he would eather have to spend a movement turn getting up or lose his DEX bonous to his AC....
That forces him to get up in fear of another (This time unblocked) ass smash.
Now we get into the damage of the ass smash. I assaume it would be warios general size x his strength modifier or 1d10+4.
Now mario maby have a high reflex save and even a rather high jump skill but I doubt that he can survive pound after pound of wairos smashing.
Now into the situation before. Even if he doges and is not smashed and suffercated (Seeing it extreamly difficult with marios strenth mod to get out of wairos grapple)
He will be bashed by warios bash attack. This attach will probely be the same as the smash only with out the weight mod (1d6+4)
This is a rather considerable attack.
Marios offenses consists of basically the same thing, however if he mangaes to get a flower he gains a flame attack (2d13+3) which is quite mighty.
But we also must assaume that wario could get his infamous powerups. Which would even the playing field considerably.
Taking those factors into consideration I must say that wario would win and convration with mario unless mario was pre-flowered.
Also, Super Wario Land 2 for game boy was possibaly the best game boy (orginal, not color or pocket) game ever made.
Edit: If you dont understand this...well trust me Wario would win.
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Edited by - D&DMan on 8/10/2002 1:19:51 PM
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The question wasn't who could beat each other up. It was "who is better?". Mario is better, even though he may be weaker. I don't think that Wario would be smart enough to be able to beat Bowser... do you?
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In that case, Wario is better. Plus, I'm pretty sure that all the characters who wear overalls only do that becuae they wipe their asses with the backs of their shirts.
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In that case, Wario is better. Plus, I'm pretty sure that all the characters who wear overalls only do that becuae they wipe their asses with the backs of their shirts.
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