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Title: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Baby Wario on August 21, 2002, 07:45:13 AM: PLAY AS WARIO:
You must get through the game without getting hurt by enemies. Then, the next coin you collect will be stolen by Wario. Catch him, and you can play as him.

ENTER THE DOOR IN THE BOTTLE:
You must play as Wario. Since Wario's so obese, he can sink to the bottom, like Metal Mario. When you open the door, he will see a switch and a book. He can't exactly understand what it says, so he instead flips the switch, letting all the water out. Enter as Mario and you will fight Water Mario, who is after the book. Beat him, and when you open the book, you will be transported to the final level of Super Mario 64, but everything is all smeared because of the water. Beat it to get the 121st, and last, shine.

Mario Wars coming soon...
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on August 21, 2002, 02:18:36 PM: <font size=10 color=red>PRINCESS PEACH GETS BuTT@$$NAKED IF YOU DO A LITTLE DANCE<MAKE A LITTLE LOVE< GET DOWN TONIGHT

Mario:Ive quit my job as a plumber and i''ve become a sleasy pizzaman
Snifit:Id like a large with double mushrooms please.
Mario:here you go.
Snifit:This pizza tastes like @$$ and i feel funny now.
Mario:Well i didnt want to go and pick fresh grade A mushrooms case i''d have to drive a few miles to the supermarket Instead I bought the red ones from some drug dealin kid, and i picked the white ones from the little spot in my backyard where yoshi does his business.
Snifit:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: marioguy on August 21, 2002, 03:43:17 PM: ...And after Peaceh is nakade Mario off his cloths and the camerea zooms in and if you keep it on that screen for a while Peach will get pregnent!!!

It's ah me Marioguy
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Waddle Dedede on August 21, 2002, 03:57:05 PM: Can't beat a bit of good, clean, sophisticated humour.

~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on August 21, 2002, 03:57:30 PM: And if you beat the game in less than 10 minutes, marioguy learns how to spell!

Mario:Ive quit my job as a plumber and i''ve become a sleasy pizzaman
Snifit:Id like a large with double mushrooms please.
Mario:here you go.
Snifit:This pizza tastes like @$$ and i feel funny now.
Mario:Well i didnt want to go and pick fresh grade A mushrooms case i''d have to drive a few miles to the supermarket Instead I bought the red ones from some drug dealin kid, and i picked the white ones from the little spot in my backyard where yoshi does his business.
Snifit:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 21, 2002, 10:16:49 PM: Yeah, but the really weird thing is when you stand on your head and do a jig while playing a fiddle, if you push start with your nose, then the game goes "bloop". Then you can play as a Shine.

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: frostbite on August 21, 2002, 11:53:31 PM: PLAY AS LUIGI: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. First, you must finish the game twice in under 1 hour. Once you do this, all the water in Mare Bay will be replaced by hydrochloric acid. Suck the HCL into your FLUDD, go back to Delfino Plaza, and spray Peach with it. She will then throw a giant sausage at you. Pause the game. Here's where it gets tricky. Take your GameCube, put it in the oven for ten minutes and seventeen seconds, take it out, bring it to Charles Martinet, and have him say "I'ma Mario, I wanta da sausage!" [Note: you must do this all while keeping the GameCube plugged in.] Unpause the game. Mario will eat the now crispy brown sausage. Wait for awhile. Mario will eventually crap the sausage out. You will now control the sausage. Go to Pinna Park, ride the roller coaster while continously smacking your TV screen with a giant hammer for twelve hours, not a second less or more. Once this is done, Pinna Park will turn into a Simon and Garfunkel concert. When they get to "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover", wait until you hear the words, "Just drop off the key, Lee" for the 4th time, then smack your GameCube repeatedly with a giant hammer until it breaks. Take your memory card, put it in another GameCube, and turn the game on. Garfunkel will now have Luigi in a giant barrel filled with peas and onions. Have the real Paul Simon say to Garfunkel, "Now Art, you know you really don't wanna keep Luigi in that barrel of vegetables. Let him out. He ain't doing no harm to you." Garfunkel will then release Luigi. Luigi will eat the sausage, then say "I'ma still hungry." Save the game, reset, and repeat 3 more times. Luigi will now say, "I'ma so full. I needa to joga this weight off." Luigi will then go to the airport. "Press A to stop Luigi" will appear on the screen. After Luigi has jogged around 57.394 times, press the A button. Tatanga will come, pick up Luigi, tear him into 48 pieces, and scatter them around the levels. You will now take control of Mario again. If you can find all of Luigi's strewn body pieces in under ten minutes and bring them back to Tantanga at the airport, Tatanga will say, "My eye itches. I need some proper treatment." Go to Peach's butler and press Z+A+L+R simultaneously. After seven hours of this, he will say "Okay, take me to the airport." He will then follow you. DON'T take him to the airport just now. Go back to the hydrochloric acid in Mare Bay, and have the butler go in, burning all his clothes in the process. He will then ask for you to go back to the Mushroom Kingdom and retrieve his clothes. When you go back to the airport to hop in the plane, Tatanga's eye will have now turned into Bowser! He will attack the plane in midair, crashing down into Mare Bay. Except now, it's no longer HCL in the water, it's bikini-clad women! The butler feels embarassed without his clothes on in all of these beautiful ladies, so he steals Mario's. Mario is arrested for public nudity and is defended by the same stupid lawyer that made him lose his grafitti case. He is therefore sentenced to death by lethal injection. At Mario's funeral, his corpse rises out of the ground and reveals Zombie Luigi. Press down the Z key on all four controllers at once, and Luigi will be de-zombified. You will then play as Luigi in a fun mini-game where you can collect 7 purple coins in a 3 X 10 inch box.

NOTE: This only works in the Yiddish version.
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The Vatican rules can not be changed. So sayeth the spider.
-Queen Spider

Edited by - frostbite on 8/26/2002 12:13:44 AM
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Deezer on August 22, 2002, 02:30:06 AM: ROFL!! Dude, frostbite, I literally laughed out loud during the entire time spent reading that.
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: frostbite on August 22, 2002, 11:38:31 AM: I'm glad you like it. My intention was to make it stupid, long, annoying, and for it to feature Simon and Garfunkel.

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The Vatican rules can not be changed. So sayeth the spider.
-Queen Spider
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Mario Maniac on August 22, 2002, 12:00:21 PM: Wow, frostbite... I never knew you had so much creativeness and a great sense of humor! That was so funny, I literally laughed out of my seat!

Hey Deezer: Why don't you ever write anything funny like that? You could create a new topic dedicated to game rumors!
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Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Baby Wario on August 22, 2002, 05:14:02 PM: Hey Deezer, I've been using your Mariopedia to build my game I'm making.

Mario Wars coming soon...
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 22, 2002, 11:44:44 PM: Dang, frosty, that was the funniest thing I've ever read from you! Refreshingly strange! 4.5 of 5 Starmen.

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on August 25, 2002, 01:13:30 AM: dude, frostbite, i had a bit of a grudge since that incident with my sms commercial forum, BT ID LIKE TO CALL IT ALL OFF BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHMHAHAHAAUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHMWA MWAMAMAMAMAAMAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWWAWAWAW(foams from mouth)waaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHH HAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHH*cough*cough*WHEEEEEZE*(drops to floor)eeehheehehehhehehhehhehhh.eh.eh.eh..h.eh.ehheeee..............eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(thud)
*snore*

Mario:Ive quit my job as a plumber and i''ve become a sleasy pizzaman
Snifit:Id like a large with double mushrooms please.
Mario:here you go.
Snifit:This pizza tastes like @$$ and i feel funny now.
Mario:Well i didnt want to go and pick fresh grade A mushrooms case i''d have to drive a few miles to the supermarket Instead I bought the red ones from some drug dealin kid, and i picked the white ones from the little spot in my backyard where yoshi does his business.
Snifit:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/10/2004 9:22:46 PM
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on August 25, 2002, 01:15:28 AM: 4.5 out of five starmen?

BUT THEYRES ONLY ONE *~*StArMaN*~*
TA-DA

Mario:Ive quit my job as a plumber and i''ve become a sleasy pizzaman
Snifit:Id like a large with double mushrooms please.
Mario:here you go.
Snifit:This pizza tastes like @$$ and i feel funny now.
Mario:Well i didnt want to go and pick fresh grade A mushrooms case i''d have to drive a few miles to the supermarket Instead I bought the red ones from some drug dealin kid, and i picked the white ones from the little spot in my backyard where yoshi does his business.
Snifit:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 25, 2002, 11:49:06 PM: Coulda fooled me. You look like you're made of cardboard. There's plenty of Starmen, and anyway, that's what you say when rating something Mario-related. You can't argue.

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Popple on April 10, 2004, 05:03:26 PM: Someone in GG's Fake SMS Cheats page asked for the original, so I clicked the little nexy oldest topic button for like an hour... and found it.

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Fifth on April 10, 2004, 05:53:36 PM: Wow... and frostbite's cheat is still very cool.
See any other interesting posts on the way?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Popple on April 10, 2004, 07:15:23 PM: Nah... I did find three "did you dress as Mario for Halloween" three "what did you get for christmas this year" four or five "favorite character" some concerning the lack of posters and quite a few complaining that you dont get anything better than a new end screen after collecting 120 shines in SMS.

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Raccoon Sam on April 12, 2004, 01:19:15 AM: play as shadow mario:
first put your pet animal in to the microwavewhatever,then put it on +99999º,now wait until your pet explodes!then put the GC on;first put there mario kart double dash,finish the game,go to time trials and choose the character combination mario and luigi,then shout:
-I AM A JELLYPAPAYA!!!
then mario wil hop off the screen and shout:
-OH WHERE IS-A JELLYPAPAYA?! I WANT-A JELLYPAPAYA!
and starts to eat you,if you can see the screen,there is shadow mario under mario's driver place,then open gamecube and switch the game to super mario sunshine and say
-the jellypapaya is in the microwaves!
then mario will go to your kitchen and eat the bloop what is left of the pet,and die.then go play the super mario sunshine,everybody are in the mario's funerals.except shadow mario,he's in the noki bay dating with giftedgirl.shout:
-HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!!!
gifted girl will slap shadow mario on face and go date with lizard dude.then lizard dude will say:
-HAHAHAHAHA-HA!
and kick shadow mario to the face.then shadow mario will be so mad that he is playable!
(peach is now daisy and shadow mario is luigi.)
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Baby Bowser on April 17, 2004, 04:35:54 PM: Play as Baby Bowser.Beat Mecha Bowser Without getting hurt or hit by a bullet bill
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Popple on April 17, 2004, 05:00:46 PM: I dun that on my first try.

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 18, 2004, 06:39:42 AM: There was a rumor during production that Shigeru Miyamoto actually went to a tropical island off the coast of Japan. He visited this island to get ideas of how to design the setting for SMS. Because the whole island seemed perfect, he decided to sculpt Isle Delfino's likeness out of the island's exact terrain and features. The island is uncharted, but people were reported to have found photos on the internet of Shigeru at his visit.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Electric on July 06, 2008, 11:10:07 AM: We need more fake cheats threads.

How to unlock crazy mode.

Do every single code on this thread and burn you gamecube at 350 degrees in the oven for 4min. Take it out and plug it in. Now you unlocked crazy mode, where every thing is super fast.
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Glorb on July 06, 2008, 11:16:39 AM: We need no more fake cheats threads.
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 06, 2008, 04:32:24 PM: No, we need no more (forum) noobs bumping ancient threads.
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Silver Metaknight on August 18, 2008, 06:07:18 PM: How to fight General Scales and play all the level in Super Mario 64.

Are you disappointed that you couldn't fight him in Starfox Adventures? Well, you can now fight him! First, you must have all the shine sprites except the ones you get from blue coins, if you sold any of the blue coins for shine sprites, then you have to start over. And you have to be wearing sunglasses, this is very important. You must bounce on toadsworth's head 100 times, no more, no less. After you do, Toadsworth will go on a rampage and you must chase him. He will eventually crash into a wall and you must enter through the broken wall. Toadsworth will be knocked out and there will be a giant door with Fox Mccloud guarding it. Fox will ask for all the blue coins in the game, but make sure you are wearing sunglasses while you are giving the coins, if you are no wearing sunglasses then then Fox will say your are not cool enough and will shoot at you until you lose a life. After you pay, the door will make a dramatic entrance and once you enter, you will be in an arena will General Scales making a very dramatic entrance. General Scales is extremely tough and his attacks take away 3 hitpoints! After you beat him, General Scales will scream and turn into Princess Peach, and the transformation will scare off Bowser and his son, and Fox will reward you with 10 1-ups and fill you shine sprite count up to 120. And the ending will play. When you reenter the door you fought General Scales, you can enter Princess Peach's castle with the levels from Super Mario 64, only this time the graphics are much better and you can use F.L.U.D.D. and ride Yoshi. There will also be 120 stars to collect. If you want to fight Scales again, all you have to do is talk to Fox again, but you have to wear sunglasses.
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Glorb on August 18, 2008, 07:22:17 PM: -_-
Title: Re: Post fake rumors for Super Mario Sunshine.
Post by: Uvaz on August 28, 2008, 11:04:21 PM: How to get the 121th shine.

First you must create a file in Zelda Ocarina of Time Master named DAISY, and play all the way through it without getting hit and with all the hearts and skulltullas. After that, you must go to the Mask store, and there will be a new Daisy mask. But the mask guy will tell you that it costs too much for you. Even with the infinite rupees from the skulltullas he will not sell it to you. After asking him 3.14 times navi will get angry and she will tell you to steal it. But you can't do that, because as soon as the mask man hears navi he will glue the mask to the wall.

Now, Throw about 20 bombs in the room, and go out quickly. After a few seconds you should hear an explosion and the door should be sent flying. As soon as you enter, you will see a portal to another dimension, and the shards of the Daisy mask being sucked by it, but when you try to get in, the portal disappears. Take out your memory card, and insert it in your Nintendo 64 controller and start playing majora's mask. The game will detect your Master Quest save file, and as soon as you start to play you will see a little cutscene of the shards of the mask falling in all termina. Now you must collect them all. This should be easy, if you got the Prof. Egad mask to make a mask radar. Not all of the parts are difficult to get once you find them with the radar, but one of them is particularly complicated. You must talk to all the cows in the ranch, and teach them to dance the macarena. To do this you must use your wiimote and your nunchuck. The cows will follow all your moves exactly, and you must be carefull to not make them hit each other, or they will cause an stampede and kill you. After teaching them you will see a half hour long video of the cows dancing. So you must do this on the first day, otherwise the moon will crash. If you did this correctly, the cows will stop just as the moon is about to crash. They will try to help you by forming a chain of cows that connects the earth with the moon. Climb them fast! When you get on top of the moon, dont go in, the last shard is hidden in one of the craters! As soon as you get it, Link will put on the Daisy mask, and he will transform into Daisy! Sadly this wont help, and the moon will destroy the Earth. When you wake up, you will still be Daisy, and the mask man will tell you that you are a thief or something like that,and he will put on an Empress Bulblax Mask, and he will transform into that to try to crush you. Sadly, as Daisy, you can't do much.
Instead of fighting, you must wait for for the exact moment before he crushes you, and take out the cartridge and insert Mario Party, fast! If you did this correctly, you will see you and the mask man teleport to the green field of the intro. Then all the other characters will come and save you.
Congratulations! You unlocked Daisy in Mario Party!
But thats not all. Now pick Daisy, and go to play the minigame where Toad raises a flag and you must go to the platform of that color. You must use Daisy's special ability to jump into toad's platform, and bounce in his head 15 times, until he falls. The minigame will end, but then Toad will challenge you to a special minigame. In this minigame, you must press the A button 10007 times while you spin the control sick counter clock wise
while you tap alternately L and R in less than 1 minute. But there is a trick to win this game easily! If you press the all the c buttons with the thumb of your left foot, you will win automatically!
Naturally, toad will be angry for losing again, so he will go berserk and he will try to run you over with his go kart. Go pick an item box and use it against him. After you beat him again, you will see the real credits. Congratulations, you truly finished Mario Party!
After that, smash the Mario Party cartridge against the wall. Grab all the little bits of what was left and melt them with a magnifying glass. Now pour them over your Mario Sunshine cd and wait until they fuse together. After two weeks, the cd will be ready. Place it in your gamecube, and start your game normally. But now you can use Luigi, Peach, Daisy and Geno!
Now, there will be special coins for each character, and only that character can get them. Except for Geno. He will be useless, and when he touches waters he swells too much, and you lose a life. Anyway, collect the special coins with Luigi, Peach and Daisy.
After you got them all, go talk with the mole, and give them to him. And then... he will finally give you... FINALLY GIVE YOU... access to the last level, where the last shine is! But it is not so simple. As soon as you get into the level, which is inside mechabowser, the game will crash. Don't worry this is normal.
You must take out the CD, and put it inside a CD-i. Surprisingly, the game will run! But be careful, as everything will have sloppy and ugly animation. If you withstand the nausea and get into the last level(you must be mario), master chief will be waiting you!
He will try to shoot you, throw grenades, run you over with his car. He must not get near you, or he will just melee you to death. Now, he is a very difficult enemy. The only true way to defeat him is saying to yourself "I believe in you Mario!", and believe it with all your heart! If you truly believe in Mario, your Nintendo toy collection will become alive, and they will go inside in the TV. They will then start giving Mario their energy, and Mario will transform into Super SayaMario phase 6! He will then unleash a Mario Finale on Master Chief, destroying him and the Microsoft Headquarters. And the dust settles, you will see the Shine emerge from the ruins. TAKE IT!!
CONGRATURATION!! You got the hardest shine in the game.

(Man fake tricks are fun, but I suck making them)