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I know this is supposed to go in the Storyboard section, but no one goes there.
Anyway:
Rules: You add ONE sentence to the story I start out.
Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad went out for a walk.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to double-post.
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"Look!" said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
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Mario pulled his pants down and farted a mighty fart. the chain chomp died.
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Then time reversed and they went off a different time track so the Chain Chomp never appeared.
(I go to Story Boards a lot!)
Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
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Yes, but after the time reversal, Peach tripped over a Koopa Shell and fell unconcious.
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Suddenly, Bowser appeared out of nowhere and called the hospital.
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Mario pulled his pants down and farted a mighty fart.
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Then Luigi said "Mama mia, quit eating beans Mario. Wassa your problem?"
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Mario said "Sorry, the pasta thing was getting old."
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Then LORD_DUKE got knocked unconscious too, and the doctor (Dr. Mario) said Peach would make a full recovery.
Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
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And then Poland was attacked by monkeys!
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #4:
Mom: I hear we’re going to war with Iraq.
Frostbite: So what? Iraq’s like a mile across. I could run across Iraq in ten minutes!
Sister: No Danny, that’s Iran!
[Both laugh]
Frostbite: Oh, I gotta write that down!
Sister: Yeah!
Frostbite: I ran across Iraq!
[Both laugh]
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Yeah, but Bowser popped out and swallowed Luigi whole, (he's still alive).
And Mario farted in suprise of the attack.
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Then all the Polish people moved to Greenland.
Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
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Greenland was overpopulated, so they all moved to Ice Land, thinking it was Iceland.
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #4:
Mom: I hear we’re going to war with Iraq.
Frostbite: So what? Iraq’s like a mile across. I could run across Iraq in ten minutes!
Sister: No Danny, that’s Iran!
[Both laugh]
Frostbite: Oh, I gotta write that down!
Sister: Yeah!
Frostbite: I ran across Iraq!
[Both laugh]
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Then a bunch of Ptooies ruthlessly attacked them, and Waluigi came to their rescue.
Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/11/2002 6:34:22 PM
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then lord_duke awoke and slapped chupperson like a wet monkey. Then, Mario...slapped Waluigi WITH a wet monkey. Waluigi turned into a chicken. Luigi pulled his pants down and farted a mighty fart
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Then Sadamm Hussein died and they all sang "O Canada".
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #4:
Mom: I hear we’re going to war with Iraq.
Frostbite: So what? Iraq’s like a mile across. I could run across Iraq in ten minutes!
Sister: No Danny, that’s Iran!
[Both laugh]
Frostbite: Oh, I gotta write that down!
Sister: Yeah!
Frostbite: I ran across Iraq!
[Both laugh]
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Then everyone cheered, because Osama Bin Laden was dead too, and then everyone everywhere sang O Tannenbaum.
Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
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then Allen Greenspan popped out and gave money to everyone. Shegiru Mayamoto pulled his pants down and farted a mighty fart.
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Then Mario woke up from a horrible dream of farts and other things, and got up from his bed for a glass of water.
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And since Marios reservoir runs straight from tadpole pond, Mario drank a huge ass glass of polluted water and got intoxicated:D
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then as mario didn't feel so good he ran to the bathroom
Edited by - kooper113 on 10/12/2002 6:04:52 PM
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And puked his guts out until he was 1/8 his norman size!
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Destiny is like the flow of a vast river, it never ends.
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And puked his guts out until he was 1/8 his normal size!
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Destiny is like the flow of a vast river, it never ends.
www.songbirdocarina.com
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then Stelath Link posted twice :D luigi gave mario a special mushroom that increased his hp, as well as cured his sickness and restored his fatness.
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But then, everyone realized what a stupid story the people had put them in, so they got into Mario's Time Machine and warped to before Peach tripped.
Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
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Yes, so they continued to walk on, and came up to a large vine leading straight up into the clouds.
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Then Stealth-LinK came down the vine and started beating LORD_DUKE with an ugly stick and demanded him to edit his last post and correct the misspelling of Stealth-LinK's name!
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Destiny is like the flow of a vast river, it never ends.
www.songbirdocarina.com
Edited by - *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on 10/13/2002 12:49:18 PM
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So Mario and friends bypassed *~*Stealth-LinK*~* beating up LORD DUKE, and came up and saw...
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....Bowser tied to a post by a chain barking like a dog:D
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Destiny is like the flow of a vast river, it never ends.
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then LORD DUKE told that stupid idio... i mean Stealth-LinK that if he didnt spell his name in a complecated way that he wouldnt have ACCIDENTALLY mispelled it. Then Janet Reno came up to bowser and slapped him with a fish.
Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 10/13/2002 3:59:51 PM
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Bowser ate the fish, LOL!
And lord puke still hasnt changed his post and corrected his spelling mistake
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Destiny is like the flow of a vast river, it never ends.
www.songbirdocarina.com
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It was a magic fish, and then Krystal came along and whapped Bowser with her staff!
Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
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And Bowser told Chupperson that he had too much of an obsession and that he brings her up in every topic and needs to cool it.*
*this had nothing to do with *~*Stealth-LinK*~*® or *~*Stealth linK*~* Enterprises® and no interference should be held against either.
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Destiny is like the flow of a vast river, it never ends.
www.songbirdocarina.com
Edited by - *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on 10/14/2002 7:44:32 AM
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Don't you mean ®, not ©?
I was trying to see if anyone would notice.
Then, Bowser realized that he wanted to capture Krystal instead of Peach, and so he did, and Mario AND Fox went to rescue her.
None shall dispute my word!
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Then Kirby popped out of no where and inhaled everyone inside his body.
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And then Saddam Hussein shot Kirby, and everyone sang O Tannenbaum.
17''5 @-/\/\3, /\/\@R10!
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Yeah, but Kirby inhaled the bullet, (no harm done), spit back out the Mario Crew and everyone stopped singing O Tannenbaum.
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Then everybody started singing the DK rap and it suddenly started raining banana peels everywhere and a giant wax statue of K.Rool landed on lord duke and everyone cheered on the toronto maple leafs!
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Destiny is like the flow of a vast river, it never ends.
www.songbirdocarina.com
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Then Mario told Mario Lemieux that he said his name wrong, and Krystal played hockey with her hockey staff upgrade!
How did Saddam Hussein shoot a gun? He died right before Bin Laden.
None shall dispute my word!
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/14/2002 9:24:25 PM
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Then an onslaught of killer Pokemon (every single one) came and attacked everyone, and everyone stopped singing the DK Rap.
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And they started singing You Can't Go Back To Kansas.
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #5:
[Suck compilation]
1. You suck like a gay weasel.
2. You suck like a very hungry infant.
3. You suck so badly, your lips are chafed.
4. You’re just a failure-fried pile of suck, with some Pity Sauce on the side, because the suck tastes so bad you have to dip it in something, and mustard doesn’t work in this world of metaphors.
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Then Dorothy used her Silver Shoes and went back to Kansas.
(Yes, they're Silver Shoes, not Ruby Slippers.)
None shall dispute my word!
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AH HA!!!! Stealth-LinK, you mispelled your own name. check that post, where you said "this has nothing to do with Stealth-LinK (R-thingy) or....." check out the second time oyu put your name, you didnt capitalize your L. Mario farted, then peach laughed at him.
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But then Peach realized that it wasn't funny (being such a proper princess, she would never think something like that was funny), and Krystal slapped a tree.
None shall dispute my word!
Dede jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
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Well it still says Stealth-LinK dumbarse!
If people don't include the *~* things on either side of my name, it still says stealth link. You made it say Stelath link, which ISN"T my name. So there!
Then the tree ate Krystal!
(Sorry, I couldn't think of anything else)
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Destiny is like the flow of a vast river, it never ends.
www.songbirdocarina.com
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Then, the Killer Pokemon started to attack, and bite (or whatever they do to kill each other), and in the process, they stopped singing.
By the way, if you have trouble spelling *~*Stealth-LinK*~* 's name, just copy it, then paste it.
See...
*~*Stealth-LinK*~* *~*Stealth-LinK*~* *~*Stealth-LinK*~* *~*Stealth-LinK*~* *~*Stealth-LinK*~*.
It's actually a pretty cool name.
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w00t!
It's pretty simple and easy to remember. But you gotta remember there is a capital K at the end.
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Destiny is like the flow of a vast river, it never ends.
www.songbirdocarina.com
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And the asterisk-tilde-asterisk things(*~*) are optional, I dont care aboot those:D:D:D
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Destiny is like the flow of a vast river, it never ends.
www.songbirdocarina.com
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oh sorry Stealth-LinK...any ways, mario killed Pikachu and took over the U.S.A., then he got really bored with it and decided to give it back to George Bush. and yes, Pikachu is still dead.
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But, Jiggleypuff, Mewtwo, and all the other ones certainly aren't dead.
The onslaught continues...
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But, Jiggleypuff, Mewtwo, and all the other ones certainly aren't dead and the onslaught continues...
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Sorry about that, it's just if I wanna change something before I post and I've already clicke reply, it posts it twice.
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Jigglypuff and mewtwo left their life of being annoying and started a japenese rock band, whose songs mostly consist of lyrics that talk about chickens and fudge pops
(Mmmmmmmm.....fudge pops)
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Well, Stealth-LinK has a Kapital* K at the end of his name, and Krystal has a Kapital* K at the beginning of her name! How exciting!
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Fox yelled "NO!" and shot the tree, which broke apart, and Krystal whacked the stupid kite-eating tree's head off.
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*This exclusive spelling of "capital" ©2002 Chupperson Weird®.
None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
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Alright!
Stop talking about my name:D
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Destiny is like the flow of a vast river, it never ends.
www.songbirdocarina.com
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But in truth, Jigglypuff and Mewtwo started a rock band that turned everyone into 'zombies' so everyone started to sing their song.
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Then The Borg Collective came and assimilated the entire population of Earth, and General Pepper hired Star Fox Team for their toughest mission yet!
(Where did the Mario crew go?!)
None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
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Then the Star Fox Team blew up all of the Borg Cubes floating around Earth.
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And then, Seeing as how everyone else is annoyed with starfox(which should never be brought up in MARIO RELATED subjects), he and the whole crew flew off into the sunset (hey, at least i didnt kill them and the *oh im so obbsesed with that girl from another FRIGGIN' SPECIES!!!!* Krystal)
Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 10/18/2002 2:29:04 PM
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LOL
I can't wait to see what chupperson thinks about that:D:D:D:D:D XDXDXDXDXD
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Destiny is like the flow of a vast river, it never ends.
www.songbirdocarina.com
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And the Mario crew just SAT there shaking their heads wondering exactly HOW the topic entitled "A Mario Story" could become anythingbut "A Mario Story" in 5 mere pages.
I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
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he he, thanx Stealth-LinK. anyways, princess peach suddenly disappered. mario was curios as usual, but htis time he was smart, so he brought along luigi for the adventure.
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And Luigi told Stealth-LinK and Lord Duke to get off of Chupperson Weird's back, while CW quietly left the Star Fox characters out of the story for now, but they will be back, and Mario saw Peach suspended in midair at the top of a tall tower!
(So what? She's a person, even if she is a fox. She doesn't act like a fox. It's a Miyamoto game, so therefore it is Mario-related... And anyway, she's cool. I'm not obsessed. I was acting obsessed to see if I could make you guys think I was obsessed. My obsession is due to the fact that I assume the personality of the character I am playing. Fox loves Krystal. The end.)
None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/18/2002 8:29:32 PM
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Of course, Luigi also informed C.W. that although Krystal acts like a person, she is STILL technically a fox, and the argument continued.
(Oh yea, I NEVER take the role of the character I play as... I ALWAYS play video games as an omniscent 3rd person being, independant of the characters in the game. My actions determine what the characters do, but I am NOT the character him/herself. That is likely why we have a very different view of these things. We play video games differently.)
I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Edited by - Insane Steve on 10/18/2002 8:32:31 PM
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Then CW said "Oh Fooey" and Bowser suddenly appeared in the air above Peach!
(I agree. I always refer to who I am controlling as "me". It's funny. My Mom gets all freaked out and involved in movies, while I remain outside the story, an it seems to work in reverse in video games.)
None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/18/2002 8:49:01 PM
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And Bowser landed on Peach, sqishing her like a bug.
(There goes my pure evil nougat center again...)
(Anyway, I rarely, if ever refer to the character as "me". I refer to him/her as "My character". If the character dies as a direct result of my errors, I occasionally -but still rarely- say something around the lines of "Crap, I died." I usually say "Crap, I screwed up" or "Crap, I sucked there." This is also shown by how I often shout at the character to do something, although I am technically the one determine what this character does.)
I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
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But with the wonderful cartoon physics of Mario games, Bowser fell over and Peach expanded like an accordion.
(Yeah... I'm afraid, to me, most games seem more real than "life".)
None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
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Then Krystal came...
(Just kidding)
And Bowser flew into the sky since Peach streched out into an acordian, with a force then blew Bowser high in the sky.
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No no no wait,Krystal actually DID come! But the sad thing is (well, at least to Chupperson Weird), Krystal turned into a big green ugly snot monster =D
Stealth-LinK said "w00t" and him and LORD_DUKE rejoiced
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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
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He landed again, but this time he fell onto a giant meteor fragment filled with lava.
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #5:
[Suck compilation]
1. You suck like a gay weasel.
2. You suck like a very hungry infant.
3. You suck so badly, your lips are chafed.
4. You’re just a failure-fried pile of suck, with some Pity Sauce on the side, because the suck tastes so bad you have to dip it in something, and mustard doesn’t work in this world of metaphors.
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But, in the light of the full moon, Krystal changed back to her normal self, and Bowser yelled a few impolite words.
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and then krystal just walked away cuz technically shes not mario related and ppl are starting to hate her, no matter how hot she is.
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[darnit] LORD_DUKE, how can you like Krystal, shes a fox! And not that kind of fox, I mean the animal. LOL
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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
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Then a Black Hole appeared and everyone died.
Except for the Magician named Tanas,who is the coolest guy ever.
"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu
"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus
"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
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Then the *~*Black-HolE*~* sent everone 10 seconds into the past before the black appeared and everyone thanked the almighty Stealth-LinK for saving the story on account of Tanas wanted to ruin it for everyone >=(
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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
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Tanas then apologized and said "It was just a joke,I'm very sorry so I'll put on a migic show for you as a way of saying I'm sorry.".
"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu
"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus
"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
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then mario went ot the Mario bar and ordered some cheez curls
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!
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Tanas starts chanting and then the cast of characters from Final Fantasy 1 through 6 appear.
"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu
"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus
"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
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As well as Krystal, whom everyone likes very much.
(You guys haven't seen the last 5% of the game, have you? If you did, you'd understand.)
We`ve taken care of everything, The words you hear, the songs you sing, The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes. It`s one for all and all for one, We work together common sons, Never need to wonder how or why.
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx. Our great computers fill the hallowed halls. We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx. All the gifts of life are held within our walls...
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/20/2002 7:03:59 PM
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Tanas casts another spell and makes everyone
at Fungi Forums like Krystal so C.W. will
stop talking about it.
"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu
"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus
"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
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Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/25/2002 11:25:27 PM
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Then the cheese curls exploded and Mario scared his tongue.
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #5:
[Suck compilation]
1. You suck like a gay weasel.
2. You suck like a very hungry infant.
3. You suck so badly, your lips are chafed.
4. You’re just a failure-fried pile of suck, with some Pity Sauce on the side, because the suck tastes so bad you have to dip it in something, and mustard doesn’t work in this world of metaphors.
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So he stuck his head in the nearest toilet to cool his tongue, before realizing that the person there before him forgot to flush.
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Then, for some inexplicable reason, everyone fainted.
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CW knew the reason:
For lack of continuity, lack of comprehension, and some people's lack of good taste.
(Ok, after this post, I won't talk about Krystal unless there actually is a reason. I just wanted to say:
I just think she's a good character in a good story... And I like to overact.
No. I don't think she's "hot" as people so crudely put it. There may be some strange people who do *cough*LORD_DUKE*cough*, but anyway, that's not the point. I was just being weird because I don't want that character to be just forgotten or something... she's too good a character for that.
That's all. So don't look at me weird. I won't talk about her anymore, at least for a while.
That was probably lost on most of you guys anyway.)
Then CW thanked Tanas for his kindness and went about his merry way, quitely ignoring the latest story developments.
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Mario then got Hepatitis C and had to spend three weeks in the hospital.
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #5:
[Suck compilation]
1. You suck like a gay weasel.
2. You suck like a very hungry infant.
3. You suck so badly, your lips are chafed.
4. You’re just a failure-fried pile of suck, with some Pity Sauce on the side, because the suck tastes so bad you have to dip it in something, and mustard doesn’t work in this world of metaphors.
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Then, after he got out of the hospital, he went on a quest to find the golden pizza!
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w00t
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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
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Then Toad tripped on a twig, and would have broken his nose if he had one.
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And out of the ground, came all 7 Koopa Kids (Iggy, Morton, Lemmy, Ludwig, Roy, Wendy, Larry), bigger, badder and meaner then ever!
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they were all after a piece of the golden pizza!
CW: i now understand why you keep on metioning krystal, and thats a good reason. i thought you where some obsessed fool babbeling on and on about some video game charachter(man how far fetched is that). ive never played the game (except for some cheap demo) but im sure shes a cool charachter. STAR FOX 4EVER BABY WOHOO!!
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!
Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 10/22/2002 5:13:05 PM
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ROOSTER!
CW's note: What?
Then CW replied to LORD_DUKE:
(Please read next post.)
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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/22/2002 10:11:19 PM
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How nice to be understood. :-D
Mario said "You can't-a have-a the golden pizza! It's-a da only way the green marbly crystal bowling ball will ever be restored to its rightful heir's throne!"
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And... uh, I'm not trying to make you mad or anything, S.L.
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After Mario said that extremely confusing sentence in Chupperson Wierd's post, he ran over to a nearby Piranha Plant and shouted "In the name of our Nintendo lord, Shigeru Miyamoto, I shall put this demon to rest!" and farted an extremely large blob of crap out of his pants! PPPPPTTTTTVVVVVFFFFF!
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The Piranha Plant screamed from the aweful smell and died, leaving behind a Gold Coin, which Mario put into hios coin purse!
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Luigi ran over to his brother and said, "I'm sick of you always taking the spotlight away from me!"
Edited by - Mario Maniac on 10/23/2002 9:13:24 AM
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I do not want my posts edited, thank you!
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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
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Then the Koopa Kids kidnapped Luigi, and put him in a mansion, (Mario's Mansion).
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Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 10/23/2002 8:14:47 PM
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and then mario celebrated by having his fourth party over at his house were they played game on different boards at these different places.(he he get it, mario party 4? MWA HA HA H AH AH AHA AH AHA HA AHA HA A( gasp ) HA HA HA A HA Aa ha ha ahhh forget it.)
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!
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Then Mario strangled Mario Maniac for making him do such stupid stuff.
Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
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Then, since no one seems to care about poor Luigi, the Kids roasted him (he's still alive though).
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then, since LORD_DUKE cares about luigi, LORD_DUKE went to rescue him. he had minor burns.
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!
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He was then treated at the hospital, while the Koopa Kids were recovering from the savage attack from Mario that happened while LORD_DUKE rescued Luigi.
Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/24/2002 9:13:52 PM
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and then, after luigi was better, the 2 bros went to bowsers castle to finnaly put him in jail. but then luigi farted so loudly throughout the halls that bowser awoke.
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!
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And Bowser used his black magic to telepathically make LORD_DUKE think he got punched, which sent him flying down the corridor, into the wall, while Bowser also brainwashed L.D. so that he would never say "that word" again.
Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
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Then Mario and all his friends (and enemies) shouted "Krystal is cool!" and then all the Pokemons died, and then Bowser yelled "This is BoWsEr here, performing for you, if you know the words, you can join in too, put your hands together if you want to clap, as we take you through this monkey rap! Hughh! D.K.! Donkey Kong! He's the leader of the bunch... ok, I'll stop now." and he formed an alliance with Manky Kong!
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Well, too bad Manky Kong is just a barrel throwing idiot and he doesn't really have a relationship to the kong family, so he doesn't really matter.
Then, Link and epona came into the picture........(and nothing bad happens to them >=(
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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
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And Bowser and Mario formed with DK a music band called "The Rockin' Plumbers and the 7 Koopa Kids, singing the DK Rap (DK, Donkey Kong!)
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And Link and Epona are are still here >=C
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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
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and then link played his orcarina and lured everyone to sleep, and LORD_DUKE doesnt understand y chupperson would make bowser use his black magic on him
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!
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ALRIGHT!!!!!
IF CHUPPERSON WEIRD EDITS ONE MORE ****ING POST THAT ISN'T HIS, IM GONNA DO SOMETHING SO DRASTICALLY EVIL TO HIM THAT HE WILL WISH HE NEVER DISCOVERED TMK!
AND DON'T BOTHER EDITING THIS POST EITHER BUDDY!!!!!!!
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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
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ALRIGHT!!!!!
IF CHUPPERSON WEIRD EDITS ONE MORE ****ING POST THAT ISN'T HIS, IM GONNA DO SOMETHING SO DRASTICALLY EVIL TO HIM THAT HE WILL WISH HE NEVER DISCOVERED TMK!
AND DON'T BOTHER EDITING THIS POST EITHER BUDDY!!!!!!!
AND THAT GOES FOR THE REST OF YOU TOO!
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Yeah, well, you're real smart, buddy... you double post.
And I wouldn't edit your posts if you didn't use the language you do. And there's nothing you can do to anyone else on this board, unless you like know where they live or something.
Bowser explained to LORD_DUKE that he used his black magic on him because he was tired of him making people ...do that idiotic impolite useless stuff that is superfluous to the story.
Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
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Then Fox and Krystal said hi to Link and Epona and they all started singing the DK rap, while Manky Kong fell off a cliff.
Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
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sorry chupperson, ill try to be less flachulent next time. mario then went to his bed room and slept like a baby
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!
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And then he started cooing like a baby, crying like a baby, throwing tantrums like a baby etc etc.... XD
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Then he became normal, and infatuated with Daisy Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard.
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #6:
(Family is at dinner watching TV)
Dan: That guy kind of looks like Bill Gates.
Mike: His name is Richard, so that would be Bill.
Dan: No--
Melissa: No, that’s Robert!
Dan: It’s William, you idiot!
Melissa: Oh.
Dan: Gotta write that down. (exits to family room and computer)
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And everyone agrees that this story has nothing to do with Mario like I intended too (it's still funny) and it's just plain weird.
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And then Mario came back!
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And then Yoshi came, but due to several years of abuse from Mario, he went insane and killed everyone.
(Sorry, I have been DYING to add that line ever since this story came out.)
I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don`t insult my intelligence in it.
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However, this also included Insane Steve.
Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
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Then John Schneider (Bo Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard) came and revived everyone except Insane Steve, but not before saying to Mario, "You keep your hands off my fictional sibling."
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #6:
(Family is at dinner watching TV)
Dan: That guy kind of looks like Bill Gates.
Mike: His name is Richard, so that would be Bill.
Dan: No--
Melissa: No, that’s Robert!
Dan: It’s William, you idiot!
Melissa: Oh.
Dan: Gotta write that down. (exits to family room and computer)
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However, seeing as how my name has not ONCE been named in the plotline of the story, I am not technically a part of the sotry, and thus it is truly impossible for a fictional character to kill anyone that is not mentioned in this story; this thus shows the lack of logic that has swept the story.
(That was hard to make into 1 sentence.)
I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don`t insult my intelligence in it.
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But then Insane Steve realized that since all the other "real people" were in the story, he was too.
Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
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No, he could've taken a warp to the "Real World", went to your residence, then killed you there, as we all exist in the Mario reality; it's just they don't exist in ours.
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #6:
(Family is at dinner watching TV)
Dan: That guy kind of looks like Bill Gates.
Mike: His name is Richard, so that would be Bill.
Dan: No--
Melissa: No, that’s Robert!
Dan: It’s William, you idiot!
Melissa: Oh.
Dan: Gotta write that down. (exits to family room and computer)
Edited by - frostbite on 10/27/2002 6:23:57 PM
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In the amount of time it would take to:
A. Go from a fake, imaginary world to the real world
B. Find out where I live simply by my info on a forum
C. Go to where I live...
I am pretty sure that Yoshi honestly would FEEL like killing me in the first place.
And seriously now, C. W., If I were really dead, would I be able to "realize" anything?
I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don`t insult my intelligence in it.
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In this topic, you do everything BUT be serious. Besides, you only lost a life.
Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
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Yes, it appears I've also lost my dignity, as well.
(Can't I be evil just once without suffering repercussions?)
I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don`t insult my intelligence in it.
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Nope.
Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
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And then something productive happened!
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #6:
(Family is at dinner watching TV)
Dan: That guy kind of looks like Bill Gates.
Mike: His name is Richard, so that would be Bill.
Dan: No--
Melissa: No, that’s Robert!
Dan: It’s William, you idiot!
Melissa: Oh.
Dan: Gotta write that down. (exits to family room and computer)
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Actually, that seems less likely than an imaginary character from an imaginary world killing me.
I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don`t insult my intelligence in it.
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Productive? Bah.
Anyway, Daisy Duke punched that actor guy for calling her fictional, because being a fictional character, took it as an insult.
Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
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And Yoshi woke up from a horrible nightmare (this people have sleeping problems) about killings and other junk.
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Unfortunatly, this nightmare made Yoshi truly realize how much Mario had abused him in the past, and he snapped again and killed Mario for real this time; of course, this made him feel so much better and he didn't go and kill anyone else.
(You'll NEVER escape this line.)
I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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And then mario came back, AGAIN!!!!
And Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad, went for a walk.
"Look" said Toad, "A chain chomp!"
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"Oh NO! We're stuck in a temporal causality loop!" said Luigi.
Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
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And this is like a Star Trek Episode (TNG) that keeps repeating over and over...
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Then a poisonous gas killed everyone, but somehow, they were all revived.
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #7:
"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."
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They all had 1-UP Mushrooms, of course, and plenty of them!
(Yes, CharginChuck, that episode, "Cause and Effect" is one of my favorites.)
Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/29/2002 11:17:01 PM
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And the Killer Pokemon came back, ordered by the Koopa Kids!!
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Then the killer Pokemon all died, sank to the bottom of the sea, got crushed by an underwater steamroller, drowned, ingested salt water, threw up, died, got sand in their hair, died again, sang an old sea chanty, ate Moo Goo Gai Pan, with a side order of 23 Pizzas, died, went to someone's house (underwater), got mailed to Taiwan, blew up from too much Pizza, and died.
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But the Koopa Kids came and attacked everyone who is on the scene.
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Then Wendy played Ring Toss on Larry's head.
Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
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And Mega Man fired his Mega Buster at Wendy...
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And Zorro and John Wayne dropped in to say hey.
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And then Clint Eastwood came by too.
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And Batman.
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #7:
"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."
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then Batman changed his name to *~*BaTMaN*~* and Clint Eastwood changed his name to *~*Clint-EastwooD*~* and they looked upon *~*Stealth-LinK*~* as a *~*GoD*~* and then everyone in TMK put *~*'s on either side of their names!
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Then the entire human race became mindless freaks because they all wanted to be exactly like their new god.
Edited by - CashCrazed on 11/3/2002 3:13:55 PM
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And in this mentally altered state, they imprisoned *~*Stealth-LinK*~* in an impenetrable fortress, while Batman, Zorro, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Robin, Batgirl, Fox, and Krystal went to fix everything.
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But Zorro tripped on a rock and accidentally stabbed everyone.
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #8:
Scott: There''s a rumor going around that you had sex with three goats. Is that true?
Dan: I wish.
Annoying Person: Man, goat boy, you''re disgusting.
Scott: Hey everyone, Scarpa wants to have goat sex!
Dan: I thought you said girls! I have bad hearing!
AP: Goat boy, you''re sick!
Dan: I don''t want to have sex with goats! I thought you said girls! Girls!
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Then Stealth-LinK was dying of suffocation and if he wasn't freed he was going to edit every single post that comes in the future.
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I'm gay and ugly.
Edited by - *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on 11/4/2002 5:15:32 PM
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Then the great CashCrazed comes to stop him with the Golden Coin of Resistance.
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I never edited that post. Frostbite did that himself
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You know, there IS a way to tell if an Edited By message is real or not, and I can tell by that method that it is real, and that YOU edited his post.
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Yeah.
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #8:
Scott: There`s a rumor going around that you had sex with three goats. Is that true?
Dan: I wish.
Annoying Person: Man, goat boy, you`re disgusting.
Scott: Hey everyone, Scarpa wants to have goat sex!
Dan: I thought you said girls! I have bad hearing! I thought you said girls!
AP: Goat boy, you`re sick!
Dan: I don`t want to have sex with goats! I thought you said girls! Girls! Girls!
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Good thing Zorro's sword was blunt that day.
Do you all realize that in the past few days, most of the topics that used to be good have turned into nothing but pointless arguments and people trying to play tricks on other people? I'm sick of it.
You are all so naïve.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/4/2002 5:28:31 PM
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Well, I know you can tell if it's a real edited post by clicking on the edit post thing and reasing the message, but frostbite must have some sort of method to edit posts and make it look like others did it! He even told me on MSN Messenger that he did it!
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I'm even less inclined to believe you than Frostbite.
You are all so naïve. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
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I think CashCrazed played another stupid prank! Damn you CashCrazed!!!
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Edited by - *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on 11/4/2002 5:49:36 PM
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Hey, don't try to blame your problems on him.
Zorro, having recently came back from the sword repair hut, fell down, and, with a sharp sword, accidentally stabbed everyone again. (There's no escaping this)
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #8:
Scott: There`s a rumor going around that you had sex with three goats. Is that true?
Dan: I wish.
Annoying Person: Man, goat boy, you`re disgusting.
Scott: Hey everyone, Scarpa wants to have goat sex!
Dan: I thought you said girls! I have bad hearing! I thought you said girls!
AP: Goat boy, you`re sick!
Dan: I don`t want to have sex with goats! I thought you said girls! Girls! Girls!
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I knew SOMEONE would end up giving ME the blame sooner or later. Why? Because I'm the only active poster with the HTML secret, and that always seems like the perfect person to blame it on. I'm not a PROFESSIONAL HACKER who could hack the very ASP scripts(like Luigison). Think about it; how could I have done such a thing with frostbite's post that it would leave a real Edited By message, but be in *~*Stealth-LinK*~*'s name?
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Do you people really think I would be in leagues with CashCrazed anyway? He's too gosh darn crazy for me.
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Weekly Frostbite Quote #8:
Scott: There`s a rumor going around that you had sex with three goats. Is that true?
Dan: I wish.
Annoying Person: Man, goat boy, you`re disgusting.
Scott: Hey everyone, Scarpa wants to have goat sex!
Dan: I thought you said girls! I have bad hearing! I thought you said girls!
AP: Goat boy, you`re sick!
Dan: I don`t want to have sex with goats! I thought you said girls! Girls! Girls!
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Everyone was wearing sword-proof suits, I think.
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Does anyone realize how stupid this all is? I do. Goodbye, all. It was fun.
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When you die,
They take out your organs
And stuff you with salt.
What an excellent treat for the maggots.
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And Mario and his pals said Farewell to frosbite...
And they cried.
Who would want to edit others post. That's just sad.
You guys leaving are some of the best people on the Forums. You usually have something funny to say.
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Everybody... quick, e-mail him! Implore him to return to the forum! We can't afford to lose him!
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NOOOOOOOOO... Don't leave the Fungi Forums frostbite! It just would be as funny without you here to make those rediculous sarcastic comments!
Anyway, let's get back to the story...
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This can't be happening!
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Mario Maniac had better fix what he was trying to say... or Frostbite might be less inclined to come back.
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And Mario is wondering what happenend to the story when everyone wanted to leave..?
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Then he went and jumped on some Goombas for fun, and because he was bored.
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Yes, Mario was very bored, so he jumped on even MORE Goombas.
And more Goombas...
And a few more...
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Then, in his haste to kill Goombas, he steps on one with a Spiked Cap and gets a very painful foot!
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Then he went to the hospital for a Tetanus shot, and a Tetris shot, and was very confused when Dr. Mario gave his shots to him.
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Then he got some morphine for the foot pain and wandering out, but the dose of morphine was heavy enough that he didn't feel the bite from the foaming-mouthed Goomba.
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Then a whole swarm of rabid Goombas roamed the land.
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Then, Mario went looking for the Goombas and saw a sign saying:
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And he wondered why whY wHY WHY WHY they were so sO SO SO repetitive!
Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
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Because Because Because there there there was was was a a a phrase phrase phrase for for for each each each Goomba Goomba Goomba.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
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And Mario and Luigi quickly realised it would be tough and unleashed an army of Yoshis.
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But then the yoshis just went phsyco and the rabid goombas died.
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They manage to get rid of all the Goombas, but in doing so they now have a pack of rabid Yoshis.
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So then, they unleashed an army of Gnawtys! (How'd they get to the MK?!)
Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
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And the Yoshis started singing, "And I know why, eh, eh, cuz I got high, cuz I got high."
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And then they died.
Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
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But, most unfortunatly, they became ghost, now a pack of rabid ghost Yoshis!! (Evil Laugh)
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Then the ghost of the ghost of the talking monkey from BOREDOM HAS STUSK ITS VICTIM! went and slapped them upside the head.
Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/21/2002 10:06:37 PM
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Then Bowser hypnotised everyone to sing the 'DK Rap!' (DK, Donkey Kong)
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*squiggly eyes* He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well, he's finally back to kick some tail... His coconut gun *something something something* if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt...
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Then everyone started to laugh.
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And CW started doing gymnastics outside the laws of physics.
Eeh hee hee hee hee!!!
Not everything means what it seems...
Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
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And there was more laughs.
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And then CW started doing standup like Jerry Seinfeld.
Eeh hee hee hee hee!!! Not everything means what it seems... . . . Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh
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Then he trips over the microphone cord and falls into the plate of spaghetti and meatballs on the nearby table.
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"Eww, I hate meatballs. Butterballs, I like." he said.
Eeh hee hee hee hee!!! Not everything means what it seems... . . . Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh
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And then mario killed him because he was being a gay, so C.W.`s body lay there, and mario ate it, and peach said...
Edited by - Cra_pmastermario on 12/7/2002 11:29:00 PM
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Then Mario started to laugh.
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Sorry for my presence, I am merely bumping all the relevant topics above these annoying pictures (Half of which don't work).
Don't mind me.
I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Then CW woke up from a freaky dream and said MAN THAT WAS STUPID.
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And Toad began to laugh.
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Then Spider-Man started to laugh.
...hey, wait a sec...
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Then Toad said, "Mario, I don't think we're in the Mushroom Kingdom anymore", and Mario laughed.
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Then The-Great-Will-of-the-Macrocosom comes and starts the whole story over from the beginning.
Just be conscious and try again. And you cna count on it, you can count on it. Aah-haa!
Edited by - Sailor Saturneon on 12/12/2002 5:26:53 PM
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Now Mario is on a rampage with his mighty hammer.
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"Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
...durned temporal causality loop.
"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
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Toad quickly destroyed the Chain Comp but feeding it a blue poisin mushroom.
Toad is da best!
Edited by - shroommaster on 12/13/2002 3:45:08 PM
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"Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
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"I'll destroy it then," says a little monkey that has been following them the whole time.
Toad is da best!
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"Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
Stupid thing. I can't get the time loop to stop. Either that, or I've gone insane. BUAH HAH HEH HOOH HAH HEH HAH EH! EEH Hee hee hee hee! Ooh Heh Ooh Heh... *plonk*
"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 12/14/2002 10:46:15 PM
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[darnit]! I wish I never started that first loop!
So they're finally here, perfoming for you. If you know the words, you can join in too. Put your hands together, if you want to clap, as we take you through, this monkey rap.
DK, *~*Donkey-KonG*~*!
DK, Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well. He's finally back to kick some tail. His coconut gun, can fire in spurts, if he shoots you, its gonna hurt. Hes bigger, faster, and stronger too. He's the first member of the DK crew!
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And the Chain Chomp and Toad became good friends.
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That's what it is? "Can fire in spurts"? I always thought my ears deceived me. Anyway, as for my sentence...
DK ate some bananas.
"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
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"fetch boy!" says Toad
"Bark! Bark!" replies Chain Chomp as he happily wags his chain.
Toad is da best!
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And, one day Toad took the Chain Chomp "Chainy" for a walk.
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And Chainy got a fever and went berserk so Toad had to give him a good soaking.
"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
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And then they went for a walk and were attacked by Red Ninja Koopas.
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It was not surprising, as they were at the Koopa Bros. fortress!
"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
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hmm...
Edited by - shroommaster on 12/19/2002 5:07:44 PM
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"Ah ha haven't had some good exercise lately"
exclaimed Toad
"Come Chainy, lets kick some sweet & sour chicken butt!"
Toad is da best!
Edited by - shroommaster on 12/21/2002 7:43:08 AM
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"How do you kick sweat?" asked Chainy.
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Huh???
?????
Toad is da best!
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"Sweat is simply salt water excreted from your skin," continued Chainy, "and it would be rather hard to kick."
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So after smacking the loser Ninjas around a bit, Toad and Chainy sit down to have some nice cheese and crackers (with mushrooms on the side ofcourse).
Toad is da best!
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And then some ants came along to steal Boulder, Colorado.
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But nobody cared to stop them so they took the city down to their underground empire.
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Then the Terran Force came and retrieved the psi emitter from a Zerg swarm after the Zerg themselves took back the mature crystalis (which was just about ready to hatch)from a 1337 tribe of Protoss.
And at the same time The Orcish hordes of the Blackrock Clan were reigning supreme in the battle against the pitiful humans of Azeroth and lay waste to their capital.
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Then Legolas and Fox McCloud came and blew up Osama bin Laden.
"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
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I think it might have been one of his clones that I've been processing at my secret la...hehehe its a joke guys...
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Edited by - Deezer on 1/2/2003 12:51:50 PM
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Who here has Warcraft II Battle.Net Edition
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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
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That's odd. There's no horizontal rule between date/profile/email/edit and message on this page, but everywhere else, there is.
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It's because of *~*Stealth-LinK*~*.
Then Jimmy Carter said "I've been working on the railroad, all the live long day!"
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Then Darth Vader said "There is a disturbing lack of faith."
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No, he said "I find your lack of faith disturbing," and Saruman said "Your love of the Halflings' leaf has clouded your mind!"
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Then Darth Maul said, "At last we will have revenge."
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And then Han said "I have a bad feeling about this," as well as Leia, Luke, C-3PO, Obi-Wan, almost every other Star Wars character along with many other people from TV shows and cartoons (like TransFormers Armada) and games, including somebody from Chrono Trigger!
(That was all one sentence! Can you believe it?)
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Wario helped waluigi & beat up bowser. haahahahahah! sed wario. yeah! sed waluigi
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sorry i wrecked it
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Then everyone laughed.
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And so did Bowser, as he smacked the Wario brothers into next week.
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And Bowser slapped himself into last week.
CW, have you noticed we are the ones who post here in this topic the most!?
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Then I, King Boo,took over the Mushroom Kingdom & Sarasaland. "No one can ever beat me!!!" I,King Boo,lernt bowser magic so I made Mushroom Kingdom & Sarasaland into complete darkness. Only Super Mario enemies roamed both lands...
King of Pink, That's Me!
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Yes CharginChuck... It seems we two and Pink King Boo are the only ones interested in this topic right now...
Then, thirteen Goombas defected to the good guys... but twelve of them got struck by lightning.
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Then my army of Boos came &... umm... took over the palace of Princess Peach. Now its mine! "Hahahahahahahahahah!!!!" THE END...or is it??
King of Pink, That's Me!
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Well then, Luigi busted out of nowhere with the Poltergust 3000!
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WAH!!!?? Not E.Gadd's Poltergust 3000!!!! Flee everyone!!!(Boo Sounds,Boos hide through the castle)"Ohhhhhhhh"Luigi wailed.Just like my last adventure...
King of Pink, That's Me!
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Wah!!!??? E.Gadd's Poltergust 3000!!!??? Flee everyone!!! All the boos just vanished...
King of Pink, That's Me!
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Then Mario shoved a pie up Luigi's vaccuum for no apparent reason.
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Then Gadd invented the Poltergeist 3000 Version 2.0, a more powerful vacuum that has well... more amazing powers.
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It has all the powers of the previous version, plus more sucking power AND the ability to transform into a truck like Optimus Prime!
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Luigi finally caught up to Pink King Boo."Don't do it!!!"I yell.Luigi was just about to suck me up when he remembered the pie was in the vacuum!It hit Pink King Boo in the face!"Mmmm...toadstool & Koopa shell pie..."
King of Pink, That's Me!
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But what Pink King Boo forgot is that the pie was in the OLD Poltergust 3000, so Luigi transformed into a semi and ran over a 2"x4".
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But Pink King Boo brainwashed everyone to help him. So everyone in the world pulled down there pants & farted,which mae the temperature rocket sky high & made the world rot because it stunk that much of baked beans.
King of Pink, That's Me!
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Then the story restarted... "Look!" said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
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"Lets keep it" said Mario."We can put it in the Mushroom Kingdom Zoo!""Nah Mario" said Luigi."They have got enough Chain Chomps.No!Don't bite Peach!!!!""Stupid Chain Chomp!"said PeachShe hit the Chain Chomp with her handbag.It wailed that loud...
King of Pink, That's Me!
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...While Pink King Boo used 9 sentences instead of one.
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Yes I think that's how the story goes...
King of Pink, That's Me!
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Then some dude said "Bagabogoo!!"
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Then Armageddon started.
King of Pink, That's Me!
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Then all the toad people killed everyone,including themselves!!!
King of Pink, That's Me!
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Then the world exploded...& mario's time machine got peed all over by toad,& all the parts to make a time machine got eaten by "chainy" & time stopped....forever!
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then, the story restarted.
(Necessity of temporal mechanics, don't ya know.)
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"Look!"said Toad,"A Chain Chomp!"
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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And Luigi said, "I've got-a the strangest feeling of-a Dejá Vù."
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"Me too"said Mario.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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"AAH! A Frankfurter!" said Frankenstein.
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And everyone began to jump.
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Then everbody was Kung-Fu fighting...those cats were fast as lightning.
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"Whoa!"Wario said after waking up from a dream that kept repeating & repeating & repeating & cats doing Kung-Fu...
Do you know when we die,we''''ll be boos too?
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"Not cats," said Waluigi. "Don't you know slang, Wario?"
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Then Mario said, " I pity da fu!" and attacked Bowser.
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And then Mr. T. said "Hey foo, quit stealin' my lines!"
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Then the story DIDN'T restart,it kept going.
Do you know when we die,we''''ll be boos too?
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Then Deezer fed Mr. Face some bread, and Mr. Face said "Help. Deezer is feeding me bread."
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Then everyone laughed.
Do you know when we die,we''''ll be boos too?
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Then everyone played a Bowser Mini Game.
Hey everyone i used to be Pink King Boo.I am now bowser.
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Then everyone entered the Annual 'Smash Melee Tournament' to see who was the best.
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Krystal, a new entry, thrashed everyone else.
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Except Ganondorf,Samus & Mario,Krystal only thrashed the weak people.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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But a new, highly skiller contender entered the aren (alone): TOAD, the unstoppable Mushroom Man!
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"Ahhhhh its Toad! Help!!!!"yelled Ganondorf.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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So Ganondorf ran away and then, Krystal and Toad, not being able to damage each other physically, began a duel of wills.
(Far-out stuff, eh?)
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And then, Krystal realized the fight was pointless, (both were too strong) Krystal became Toad's girlfriend.
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"Where are we goin today?" asked Krystal, "BurgerKing or Wendy's?"
"Anywhere they have mushrooms." responded Toad.
Toad is da best!
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So they went to PizzaHut, and had the best mushroomm pizza Krystal had ever had. But then...
Toad is da best!
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...Fox said, "Whaddya think you're doing, ya crazy little mushroom?!" and Toad said "Uhh..." so Krystal went to Burger King with Fox and he said "I can't believe it. They have Nintendo toys, and we're not included!"
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Then Krystal & Fox saw Link & Zelda in Buerger King.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then Kirby stopped by at BK and sat down with Fox 'n Krystal.
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So did Mario,Peach,Daisy & Luigi.(I had to chuck in Mario characters because this is a Mario story)
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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But the biggest table there only seated four people so they all had to sit on each other's laps.
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So Fox was slightly embarrassed (while happy) to have Krystal hop in his lap, while Link wondered why Zelda was sitting on him, Peach and Mario sat together as did Daisy and Luigi, but then, Bowser came and sat on top of Kirby... while smashing the table in the process.
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"I need a little help here" squeaked Kirby,who was flattened by Bowser.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then Tiff and Tuff ran into the restaurant and said something to Bowser, and pushed him off of Kirby.
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"How come Kirby dosent have anyone on his lap?"asked Link,while they all had someone on their laps.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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"Does Kirby have a girlfriend?" asked Luigi.
...300th reply!!
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"Well last time I checked he didn't have one..."said Mario.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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"Maybe it's Bowser!"said Link,and everyone laughed.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then Bowser missed punching Link in the face by a few inches.
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Then Ness came and said to Mario "You stole my baseball bat (cause he did), so Mario got up and...
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...bought Ness a cheeseburger.
(Bet you didn't see that coming!)
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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But then, Ganondorf ate the burger.
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Then he took Zelda and blahda blahda blahda...then Link whined because he had to save Zelda AGAIN!
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Ganondorf never made it out of Burger King, because he was mobbed by a swarm of angry village people.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/20/2003 10:52:49 PM
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Then the village people broke into their version of the Mario tune.
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Then a swarm of rabial Pokemon attacked the Burger King! (Yes, I know the Swarm of Pokemon has come back).
And no, I did not see Mario buying Ness a cheeseburger coming).
Edited by - CharginChuck on 1/21/2003 3:27:16 PM
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When the Village People attacked the Pokemons, Burger King lay in ruins.
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Zelda decided that this time was going to be different, and if Mario could eat flowers and save the damsel in distress, so could he.
You will all perish at the hands of the Nintendo empire
Mwwhaaaa...Mwwhaaaaa...Mwwhaa
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Oops sorry I meant Link...gets me every time.
You will all perish at the hands of the Nintendo empire
Mwwhaaaa...Mwwhaaaaa...Mwwhaa
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So Link became Racoon Link & whipped Ganondorf with his tail!
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then Mario jumped on Ganondorf,Peach hit ganondorf with a saucepan,Kirby inhaled him then spat him out aiming at the oven in BK,Luigi used that wussy attack where he runs & punches,daisy finished him off by punching him far away,then Mario grabbed Bowser,span him round a couple of times then threw him!
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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"Now", Mario said, appearantly irritated, "can-a we please stop-a those Village People from-a singing."
You will all perish at the hands of the Nintendo empire
Mwwhaaaa...Mwwhaaaaa...Mwwhaa
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Then Pikachu and Pichu tackled Mario and electrocuted* him somewhat.
* I believe it may be spelled incorrectly.
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But Pichu actually electricuted himself by accident & died & Pikachu electricuted himself due to depression.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then the world rejoiced because of the electrocuted* Pokémon.
*CharginChuck, that was the correct spelling.
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Yes, but Jigglypuff came and attacked Peach.
Thanks, CW.
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Then, the unbelievable happened.
You will all perish at the hands of the Nintendo empire
Mwwhaaaa...Mwwhaaaaa...Mwwhaa
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Jigglypuff exploded,& all these flowers fell to the ground...
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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And all the flowers caused an overload of pollen, and then Ragnarok started!
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Then all gravity was lost and everyone/thing was floating around.
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then the story restarted by Toad saying:"Whats this icky-paint like goop?"
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then Toadsworth said, "Now boys, don't touch that."
(Or something very similiar to that).
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Then Peach saw a short person with a paintbrush on top of the water machine thingy
Oh Churgin Chuck,Its actually:"Now now boys,dont touch that stuff!"
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
Edited by - Pink King Boo on 1/25/2003 4:00:39 PM
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Then Shadow Waluigi came and ate 47 Shine Sprites, and Ragnarok started! Bwah ha ha ha!!
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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I wonder what shine sprites taste like....
Oh anyways,then the 7 koopa kids came & drew all over isle delfino & the other islands around it.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Shine Sprites probably taste like Sunny D.
Then a guy named Jimbobby arrested the Delfino Police.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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All of a sudden, this wierd looking three toed sloth like creature came in and said, "hey look everyone, free Raman Noodles", and of course noone was inpressed because their olnl 16 cents a piece anyway.
You will all perish at the hands of the Nintendo empire
Mwwhaaaa...Mwwhaaaaa...Mwwhaa
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And then everyone jumped.
Where I live, Ramen Noodles are 10 cents!
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Then Krystal and Fox came back and asked "Hey, what are these?"
I got the 333rd reply here!
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/27/2003 9:49:30 PM
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Meanwhile,in the Mushroom Kingdom Bowser heard there was free Raman noodles so he jumped in a Warp Pipe & got stuck halfway!
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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But he got there anyway, because he WARPED to the other end.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Bowser ate marioguy
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then everyone crouched.
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Then, everyone in the world did jumping jacks!
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"Stop this story Its time for a Bowser game gwahahahahahahah!!!!
Hail before me,Bowser!!!
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And then Krystal whacked Bowser.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Bowser just ignored Krystal and ate a meatball grinder.
Ironfoot
TMK Board Veteran
Posting since 2000
Though not posting very much @_@
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Then everyone sat.
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Then everyone wondered why they were being made to do these strange simultaneous actions.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Nobody kicks Bowser out of the story like that!Bowser ate a ahem,mega mega mega mega mega mega mushroom,ate the whole earth & took control of time using star rod by wishing time never restarted.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then, by necessity of temporal mechanics, the story restarted.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Larry ate the star rod he was hungry(very simple sentence to start off a very simple story)
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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So then Wendy burped.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Wendy leaped.
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Onto Morton,who fell over
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Into an icy lava floe.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Who died.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt did, that's who.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Morton fell,he didnt fall into something...
Then Mario grabbed Bowser & played Bowser Bowling!(ya swing Bowser into pins,which can be any Mario enemy,Goombas or Koopa Kids would be good idea to use.I think of cool things)
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then, CW, infused with another dose of Star Fox mania, put Fox and Krystal in the story again, so they went Bowser Bowling with Mario.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then than Mario joined them.
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Then some Bowling Balls went tap dancing.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Wario came & ate some cake.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Than Wario got fatter than he was and everyone used him as the new bowling ball.
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Then Wario started complaining about his treatment so Krystal whacked him into the bowling pins like a baseball and got a home run as well as a strike!
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Fox whacked Krystal into the pins for a strike!
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Than time stopped.
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Then it started again, and Krystal whacked Pink King Boo.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then my alter ego,Bowser,whacked Chupperson!
haha gotcha back
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then time stopped again.
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Then the world started turning backwards, and Lois Lane un-drowned in the sand.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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And Bowser Bowling was never created....
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Yes, but Superman didn't know that and he spun around the world drowning her to death on accident!
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But then, Superman's name changed to Namrepus!
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Lexx Luther changed to Batman!
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Then this story became a Mario story as it was intended in the first place
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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And then Batman beat up Lex Luthor for stealing his Batsuit.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Mario kidnapped Peach!
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And Wario went into the gaming industry(Wario Ware)
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then everyone laughed at Wario.
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But everyone stopped laughing when they found out that Wario took down Microsoft!
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then Wario had a heart attack and my cat bit him.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then everyone began to laugh at Wario again.
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Then Electrode rolls in and uses selfdestruct
Yoshi Refreshingly Blue
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And then Krystal had to use her staff to shield everyone else.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Star Fox: "If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be standing here at all."
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Then Krystal proceeded to say "My staff... You're back!" and began firing at Andross, who had just recently shown up and began menacing everyone.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Star Fox realized Krystal's attempts were futile, so he jumped into his Arwing and chased down Andross, and then when he saw him he said "Andross!"
Pretty long sentence?
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Plus, everyone laughed...
Well, not really, and plus I put 2 sentences, so just ignore this one and proceed.
Edited by - CharginChuck on 2/12/2003 3:51:40 PM
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Then Andross tried to destroy the Lylat System by shaking his hands up and down, but he forgot that he wasn't in the Lylat System, he was above a bowling alley.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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And Andross said, "I've been looking forward to this day,... to see you again Fox McCloud!
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Then Samus blew up Andross
Yoshi Refreshingly Blue
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Then Falco shot Samus' ship down and said "Go find your own target!"
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Roy from Fire Emblem jumped on the arwings one by one & using flare blade on them!
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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But Roy died from explosive decompression since he wasn't wearing a space suit, and he had an extra life and went back to Earth.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Ganondorf's tower went falling down,falling down.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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And the Byrds were 8 miles high...
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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hi *ninte* here foght I might join in
*ninte*
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hi *ninte* here foght I might join in
*ninte*
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whoops double posted then an arwing bombed them
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Then Mario said that HE was the party star!
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Then Wario got the Princess Peach statue from Captain Syrup hoping to sell it to Mario for his castle but then Mario came in a helicopter with a magnet under it & Mario took the statue away,leaving Wario furious!
(All from SML3:WL,one of my favorite wario games)
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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And then Captain Falcon asked Mega Man why there were blue cherries growing on money trees, and Mega Man asked Falcon if perhaps he might be drunk, and then the Star Fox team destroyed the unknown Star Ox team, and then Teddy Roosevelt ate some pie.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Mario married Peach
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then electrode used selfdestruct and blew up again
Yoshi Refreshingly Blue
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And then, CW got the 400th reply in this here thread! w00t
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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And then CharginChuck got the 401st reply, which is bigger than CW's meager 400th reply!
(OK, so I wanted to get the 400th reply, but I'll get the 500th!!
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Then Pink King Boo kicked Electrode(I mean threw,Boos can't kick!) into Yoshi Blue & self destructed!
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then CW wondered who Electrode was, and Yoshi Blue wondered what was that noise, and then four chunks of the planet broke off and Fox had to go get the SpellStones to get them to come back again.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then armageddon started in Animal Crossing!
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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And Four Horsemen came over a hill...
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Lisa saw the Flanders going up to heaven so Lisa tryed praying & she was going up into heaven until Homer grabbed her & said"Oh no you're not!"
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then Bart said "Cool, man," and then the world froze over.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Ness used PSI Paralysis and everyone began to sleep.
Earthbound is truly one the best games ever.
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Then Jimmy ate world.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Paula (Ness's Psychic Buddy) used PSI Fire and everyone was on fire.
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Then Poo ... uh... Karate chopped somebody, or something.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Jeff (Ness's unpsychic buddy) fired a Big Bottle Rocket at Bowser!
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Then time reversed, and everybody started walking forwards, but since time reversed, they all walked backwards, and that doesn't quite fit with the laws of Temporal Mechanics.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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But actually the time reverse thing was an evil scheme by Bowser!
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And Bowser laughed, evilly.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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And Mario sighed, sadly.
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And Peach screamed, frantically.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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And Luigi grunted, stupidly.
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Luigi got mad at CharginChuck for giving him such a stupid thing to do.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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So Luigi chased after CharginChuck, quickly.
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But CharginChuck got to the endzone first, and made a touchdown.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then Luigi got very mad at him, and ran down there with threats.
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Ha! I''m the greatest...
Or am I?
Edited by - Jedisan on 2/26/2003 2:22:12 PM
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All of a sudden Peach wacked Bowesr so hard he died, then Peach took bart to a hotel for some fun in a bed.
It's ah me Marioguy
Edited by - marioguy on 2/26/2003 6:50:24 PM
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All of a sudden ANOTHER Ptooey came out of nowhere so Mario pulled out his plunger and started whacking the Ptooeys' ptooey spits.
Edited by - Pop Fizz on 2/26/2003 7:49:39 PM
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But before Mario could get rid of the Ptooie, it wandered into a hotel and threw spiked balls at Bart... and Bart died.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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...and no one showed up for his funeral.
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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It was no surprise.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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And everyone laughed.
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And everyone said, "I fear the monkey in your soul."
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Then Bart woke up from a horrible dream where he got killed by a Ptooey, and no one showed up for his fueral, and everyone said, "I fear the monkey in your soul." Bart then took his giganto box of Butterfingers into the bathroom, and as he flushed them down the toilet he said, "I've gotta stop eatin these."
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 2/28/2003 12:21:12 PM
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But then a Butterfinger jumped back out of the water and smacked Bart for being in two sentences in the same post.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Then Majin Buu turned Dabura into a cookie & ate him!(Dragon Ball Z,Buu Saga)
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/1/2003 9:58:17 PM
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I kidnapped Peach and took her to my secret mansion for some fun. ;)
It's ah me Marioguy
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Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/1/2003 9:59:34 PM
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Then CW said "There's no way I'm letting this topic sink to those depths, marioguy."
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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And his idea of fun was to go to the nearest theme park.
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Then, marioguy shot CW with a gun. He said, "That's what you get for deleting my post about sperm was everywhere in my now sticky secret mansion!" Bart was the only one that showed up at the funiral, but he fell asleep.
It's ah me Marioguy
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But marioguy forgot that this topic wasn't about him, and also forgot that he was many miles away from CW when he fired the gun and that there was no way he could have shot CW, so Bowser went bowling at a local pizza parlor.
"With a gun, you will be what you are, just the same... did you pay the other man with the piece in your hand and leave him lying in the rain?"
I fear the monkey in your soul.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/3/2003 11:53:16 PM
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And then the 3rd Swarm of Rabid Pokemon attacked!
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The Pokémon were really on Bowser's side, and they destroyed my mansion and kidnapped Peach back from me. I was watching Pokémon while I was making this post.
It's ah me Marioguy
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Then, Mario realized that he had to save Peach from the Pokemon, but he was in the middle of a bowling tournament with Bowser and a few of his minions!
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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But then, Picahu, riding on a Rapadash, marched into the bowling allet, and bit Bowser!
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So Bowser ate them for lunch.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Mario just got a 300 point game, and he saved Peach and defeated Bowser.
It's ah me Marioguy
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But they tasted so bad, he barfed them back out.
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I just farted. Just thought you might want to know!
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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
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Then the Pokémon were just about to retaliate against Bowser when they smelled Stelth Link's fart, and they all died!
It's ah me Marioguy
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And then marioguy misspelt *~*Stealth-LinK*~*.
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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But the Pokemon became Zombie Pokemon, which can't die! *Evil Laugh*
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But the Pokemon became Zombie Pokemon, which can't die! *Evil Laugh*
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So Bowser sent some Boos in to dispatch the Zombie Pokemon.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Then, marioguy took his gun and shot one of teh zombie Pokémon, but the thing absorbed the bullet!
It's ah me Marioguy
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Then CW didn't care that he double posted, and marioguy cooked a execellent meal that the Pokémon and humans ate, "Yummy!"
It's ah me Marioguy
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The meal unzombied the Pokémon, and I used them as ingridieds for my next delious meal, "Hey Pikachu in my soup!"
It's ah me Marioguy
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And everyone was induced into some uncontrollable vomiting.
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Too much Pokémon super sause I guess.
It's ah me Marioguy
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Needs come toads, *takes a toad into his mansion* *hearing screaming*
It's ah me Marioguy
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Then, marioguy had a heart attack and everyone and everything ran far, far away from him.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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And they all went to Peach's Castle for a party.
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The party was really a trap set by marioguy, and he trapped everyone and everything into the shadow relm.
It's ah me Marioguy
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Mario can't do his shadow powers very well so he was also sucked into the shadow relm, and the shadow relm turned into the world of Paper Mario.
It's ah me Marioguy
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And everyone realized marioguy was a nice person, even though he posted 2 sentences.
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And Twink came and asked if anyone would like refreshments.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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And Wario said, "I'll take a few bottles toilet water"
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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Then Twink said, "Sorry we're out of toilet water!"
It's ah me Marioguy
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So he gave him sewage water instead.
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Straight from Toad Town Tunnels.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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When Wario drank it he mutated into a gloomba.
It's ah me Marioguy
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And a "gloomba" is a lot more ferocious than a goomba, so Wario went on a rampage.
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He started eating all the Toads.
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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Marioguy stommped on the Wario gloomba, and it died.
It's ah me Marioguy
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And Wario turned back to normal.
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But Wario was still dead.
It's ah me Marioguy
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But then his ghost mutated into a Mr. Kipper from the Kero Sewers!
I fear the monkey in your soul.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/12/2003 9:09:57 PM
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And Belome ate him!
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Since he was from SMRPG and it was the Paper Mario World he dissapeared from existance.
It's ah me Marioguy
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But they both take place in the same world, meaning Belome was still there!
I fear the monkey in your soul.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/14/2003 9:55:30 PM
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And Wario said, "I'm having a rotten day."
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And he stepped in a piece of rotten cheese.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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And everyone laughed at him and hurt Wario's feelings.
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Wario got so angry he blew up in to bilions of pieces.
Where do you get the coconut in paper mario?
It's ah me Marioguy
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So then everybody went looking for Wario's millions of pieces.
Hitting palm trees.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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And Mario found his ear.
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Mario tried to paste Wario's ear onto his own head, but because the glue was a product from the Disney Store, Mario's head started to spin in circles, and his whole body suddenly turned into a cabbage.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/18/2003 5:03:47 PM
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Peach came along, and found the cabbage, picked it up, and sniffed it. Then she gagged.
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The cabbage screamed.
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Peach smashed the screaming cabbage with her face, which broke the cabbage's skin, and emitted a horrible Mario smell that disgustingly transformed Peach into Jim Carey.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/17/2003 5:35:57 PM
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The smell also caused Toad to become a bowl of potato salad, Yoshi into Donald Duck, Donkey Kong into Spongebob Squarepants, and the pieces of Wario started to reasemble into Bill Clinton, who suddenly turned into a pile of American Cheese.
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Suddenly, Mario woke up from a horrible dream and said "I gotta quit eating all this cabbage before dinner!"
...American Cheese. Heh.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Mario smelled something terrible- he looked under the sheets of his bed, and saw his favorite horse's bloody head at his feet.
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Then, he realized he never had a favorite horse, and then he woke up from his dream *in marioguy's voice* "Bowser stole the star rod again save Peach" *voice disapears and Mario wakes up.
It's ah me Marioguy
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BUt when MArio woke up he fell off his bed and found himself falling down one of those endless pits and that his bed was going upwards while he was falling downwards.
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Startled, Mario woke up again, lying in bed, looking down at the floor. The bed was on the ceiling! And Luigi sat airborne at a weird angle, chanting "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/18/2003 4:38:15 PM
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Mario woke up again, and it was sunlight outside, but his clock read 12:01 AM.
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Then the roof opened up and Mario's house flew up into a tornado.
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And, no wonder Mario's head spinned, it was Wario's ear.
Hey, nintendoexpert, I'm glad you like my thread, but you are only supposed to post once, then wait until someone else posts, you post after them, etc. Thanks :~)
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When all came to a stop, Mario walked outside in normal clothes and found out he crushed the Wicked Witch of the South East.
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Okay. I just enjoy writing. ;)
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500 POSTS!! I finally posted on a milestone!!
It's OK, nintendo expert, it's not like many come here anyway, mostly me, CW, and you as of right now, so you'll only wait a little while. :)
Edited by - CharginChuck on 3/18/2003 4:51:25 PM
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The stupid witch turned into a chocolate dounut!
It's ah me Marioguy
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Then, without warning, Evil master Kamek appeared and started beating people up.
Mariomania is still running wild! Whatcha gonna do Bowser, When Mario runs wild on you!
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Then the dounut flew up to Kamek and it turned him into a Carrot.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/19/2003 11:31:06 AM
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And everyone began to laugh in a weird way.
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Then Bugs Bunny came by to eat the carrot, and when he did, he melted in screaming agony into a puddle of disgusting Wendy's food in liquid form, which killed off the grass.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/19/2003 4:17:29 PM
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The grass got very angry and revolted.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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The grass flew out of the ground and started attacking Mario, who was yelling impolite swears, which made everybody laugh with a French accent.
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And everyone fainted.
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Then Mario turned the bodies into roasted pikachu and ate them, but then he got dirreha.
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So they all went to Burger King.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Then Mario kicked CW and crapped on him because they have already done that before.
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But CW deflected the attack (yes, he is super human) with PSI Shield (and they still went to BK).
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Marioguy ordered a veggie whopper with no pickles (his favorite), and he killed CW.
It's ah me Marioguy
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And then CW threw pickles at marioguy.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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CW's attack failed because he was dead, and marioguy took his body and sauted it with his super sause and ate him. "Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy!"
It's ah me Marioguy
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But then CW enlightened marioguy to the fact that CW's will was stronger than marioguy.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Shut up you're dead and I hate this enlighted crap.
It's ah me Marioguy
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"Heh, you're funny," said Link as he sliced a cucumber.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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The cucumber screamed horrible agony.
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And then the cucumber slapped Link across the face with a frying pan.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 11/2/2003 6:05:59 AM
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And everyone had a nice compromise, and CharginChuck ordered everyone a Whopper.
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I ordered a veggie whopper with no pickles, everyone was happy because CW was gone for ever.
It's ah me Marioguy
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"Yoah marioguy CW tastes better with your super sause! Can you pass his meat and veggies if no one ate them yet?"
It's ah me Marioguy
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Then CW slapped marioguy and said "This story's not about you, ya freak of nature!"
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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marioguy was like that because he didn't have a brain, CW didn't have a heart, and CharginChuck didn't have courage. But then Mario was suddenly wearing bronze shoes.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/23/2003 4:43:37 AM
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marioguy was like that because he didn't have brain, CW didn't have a heart, and CharginChuck didn't have courage. But then Mario was suddenly wearing bronze shoes.
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Marioguy shot the guy that just made the last post!
It's ah me Marioguy
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And CharginChuck sent his army of rabid Pokemon on nintendoexpert!
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I shot him and the Pokémon ate him.
It's ah me Marioguy
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Then all the non-Nintendo characters vanished from the story, and the characters who were supposed to be in the story ordered some food to go.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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And Mario ordered everyone a nice Whopper, and he ate one with Jigglypuff meat.
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But the Jigglypuff Whopper was to puffy and Mario got extremely fat and started to float around the room while bumping into everyone.
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YAY!?
It's ah me Marioguy
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Then . . . nothing happened.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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And since nothing happened, the story began again: Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad went out for a walk.
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Then Mario and his friends saw a cave and went inside of it and there they herd someone say "Wart has taken over the dreamland, Subcon."
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Then Mario got knocked out by some air molecules, and had a strange dream...
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Oh no, since the story started over CW is alive again, and I have another chance to do it with Peach!
It's ah me Marioguy
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And then CW, CharginChuck, Mario, Luigi, and marioguy went looking for... well... something.
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Then the stupid evil king Gannon said, "Cheese is evil run for your life!", and he fell over and died. "Well... that was pointless"
It's ah me Marioguy
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Then Mario said, "Yuck! I smell like a cabbage!"
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Indeed he smelled like cabbage, but no one cared because they were watching me do it with Peach.
It's ah me Marioguy
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But Jman appeared and said: I wanna kill Saddam Hussein!
Mariomania is still running wild! Whatcha gonna do Bowser, When Mario runs wild on you!
Edited by - Jman on 8/12/2003 3:12:01 PM
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Then the moon blew up and Ganon screamed because he got a piece of evil cheese, even though he was dead.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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And the cheese was considered a 'Weapon of Mass Destruction.' :-D
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Marioguy killed Jman and CW again!
It's ah me Marioguy
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In that case, CW and Jman took revenge on the deranged marioguy.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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And link had a spaz atack and bumpped into krystil [foxes girlfreind]
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And Link's Grandma invited everyone to a meal at... Arby's!
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Mario stole Marty's time machine and went back in time-
"Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
Then the Mario that went back kicked the crap out of Toad, which caused a horrible paradox and Mario turned into liver.
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I was doing it with Peach at the back of the Deloren, and pushed Mario and Peach out so I could mess around with the space time continum. "Great Scott!" (At the end of Back To The Future III the time car thingy was destroyed by a train.)
It's ah me Marioguy
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But evrey wone was to bisy to notice becose thay were to busy waching me do it with zelda
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Then Marty started cussing so Mario whacked him one.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Poor Zelda, anyways I destroyed Jman and CW acounts from the time they were made.
It's ah me Marioguy
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And to stop all the madness, CharginChuck as in me) led legions of rabid Pokemon, Goombas, Koopa Troopas with machine guns, Shy Guys with bazookas, Magikoopas, Chain Chomps with anti-air, CharginChucks with explosive footballs, a forcefield, and a banana.
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Then Einstien (the dog) appeared out of nowhere in his time machine, and ran them all over. "Yum Yum!" Said Mario.
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And since they all had unlimited Star Man Invinicibility on them, they did not die, so the car, Einstein, Clara (Doc's Wife), Doc all were blasted out of the story.
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While nobody was looking, Mario went back in time again- to the third post.
"Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
Then before the fourth-post Mario was going to fart, the future Mario jumped out and shoved some beef up the other Mario's nose, which caused another horrible paradox that turned the future Mario into Meg Ryan.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/29/2003 5:29:12 PM
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Marioguy went back in time and stole the star rod and the 7 star spirits from bowser for his own evil! *evil laugh followed by coughs*
It's ah me Marioguy
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Then Mario went on a diet, so the universe collapsed, and it (the story) started all over again.
Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad went out for a walk. "Look," said Toad, "Your princess is in another castle!"
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/29/2003 6:18:22 PM
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Then, a Chain Chomp came along, and started singing "Thank you for calling the old planet but we're all out... as you know our whole society is based on gelatin... from Ancient Greece to the New York Police..."
I fear the monkey in your soul.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/30/2003 9:22:33 PM
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"Arf! Arf!" said Mario.
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But since marioguy had the time machine he went all the way back to the first story when it was right before Nothing happened, and he stopped nothing to happen so the story doesen't start over.
It's ah me Marioguy
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And Star Fox began to shoot everybody from his Arwing!
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And then Peppy, Slippy, Falco and Krystal (heck, she can have an Arwing... why not) came out of the sky and started shooting a bunch of other stuff!
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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And Tricky and a bunch of Earthwalkers got in Arwings too (don't know how :-) )
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But since they didn't have fingers, they couldn't fly very well.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Since they had no fingers they crashed into marioguy's time machine and it caused everyone to go into the Paper Mario world, and the only way out is to beat the game from the beginning.
It's ah me Marioguy
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But then, CW opened the save state on his ROM of Paper Mario on his computer, and beat Bowser, because that was where the save state was!
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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But marioguy went back in time before he did that and killed CW so he couldn't do that.
It's ah me Marioguy
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But CharginChuck did it for him.
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Thank you.
It's ah me Marioguy
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And CharginChuck said. 'Thanks, but what I meant is I opened the save state for CW, but heck, it's works out OK anyway. :-)
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And CW asked, "HOW DO YOU FIGURE?!" and ran away screaming like a lunatic.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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And everybody (maybe except marioguy) sighed and continued on with their lives.
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And Mario got hit by an asteroid.
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Then marioguy took over the world because Mario was killed by the astroid
It's ah me Marioguy
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And there was a military coup against marioguy and he was overthrown.
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And then, after finding marioguy guilty at his trial, he was thrown in the bottomless pit of no return, and he never, ever, returned.
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But his zombie came.
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Then a porcupine jumped out and shot him to death.
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Then marioguy went to the mario diner and cooked everyone.
It's ah me Marioguy
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Then marioguy took the wind waker from Link and played a song and Zelda ate marioguy.
It's ah me Marioguy
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And the CharginChuck used the Ocarina of Time and everyone went back to Burger King.
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The cucumber screamed horrible agony. ",ynnuf er'uoy ,heH" gibbered Link as he unsliced a cucumber.
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/6/2003 7:06:29 PM
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So then, The Great Gatsby flew out of a tree, stole Link and the cucumber, and held them for ransom!
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Then the T-Virus escaped into the Mushroom Kingdom!
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then the space-time continuum collapsed (due to extreme stress from all this time travel), and time fastforwarded 14,720 years, but somehow everything in the future was exactly the same.
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Then the world ended, and the story restarted.
"Look," said Toad, "I'm sick and tired of saying this crap!" Then Mario ripped off his face to show he was really Daisy.
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/7/2003 3:54:28 PM
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And the space time continumm was collapsing, so the events of this story kept repeating (like in one episode Star Trek TGN) over and over, so they kept going for a walk, to Burger King, and etc, and it was all the same.
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Daisy ran to the Land of Time to realize the problem, and she did: Chip & Dale were messing with the grand clock- kept switching it backwards, so Daisy smashed Chip and crushed him with her shoe.
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/7/2003 4:35:34 PM
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But then Chip Carson (the android from Not Quite Human) ran around, and then, the temporal causality loop (from ST:TNG) iterated again and Toad had an extreme feeling of déjà vu.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Then Peach remembered all the events that happened before the temporal time flux occured again. She found marioguy and punched the living daylights out of him for making her "do it" with him so many times.
"Look!" said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
Luigi puked from all the terrible, terrible deja vu.
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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"Oh my God!" Wailed Mario, "I wish that this will finally end!!!" Then something wonderful happended...
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
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Time froze altogether and the universe imploded, putting everyone out of their misery.
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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"YES!!!" Screamed Mario, as if he were Tom Hanks, "LET'S NOW JUST GET ON WITH OUR LIVES!!" Then everybody laughed.
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/8/2003 7:14:26 PM
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But sadly, they couldn't get on with their lives, since the universe had imploded: THE END?
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Let's start a new story: This time, no time warping, unless the story has become incredibly stupid.
Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad were going for a stroll in the park.
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
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"Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Then Mario picked up Peach and spun her around, until she vomited up food from Denny's on the Chain Chomp, and it died.
600th Reply!!
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/9/2003 3:48:24 PM
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Then three more Chain Chomps came 'round the bend.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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"Look," said Toad, "a Chain Chomp!"
"Look," said Toad, "a Chain Chomp!"
"Look," said Toad, "a Chain Chomp!"
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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A frying pan came and threatened Sapphira for using three sentences instead of one.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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And then the incredible happenend.
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Toad was struck by lightning, and he died.
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
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As usual no one came to his funiral.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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With good reason, too, because Toad got up and began writing an essay on the guy who got stuck by lightning so many times that he started carrying a bucket of water around with him in case he caught on fire from another lightning strike, and he's still alive! (True story!)
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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And CharginChuck said. 'Why does everyone hate Toad around here?'
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I use him as one of my ingridents in my meals.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Toad challenged marioguy to a battle, and threw poison mushrooms at him, and he got sick (no offense).
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Then marioguy killed CharginChuck.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Then marioguy disappeared, forever.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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And everyone laughed, then Peach was happy because there was nobody else named marioguy to make her "do it with him" anymore, and then Mario barked, so Luigi made him fetch a stick.
(And marioguy, try to fix your spelling sometime; "funeral" is not "funiral.")
The little critters of nature: they don't know they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/13/2003 8:28:06 PM
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But then, Poochy came and tried to grab the stick away from Mario, and Yoshi wondered what was going on.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Then it started raining Xboxes.
Im all screwed up.No,my life hasnt gone wrong,i''ve just held a screw attack item for more than 30 seconds!
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Then Bill Gates, along with Microsoft, took over the world.
The little critters of nature: they don't know they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
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Then Pinky and the Brain killed him, as an attempt to, once again, rule the world.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Then my cat ate Pinky & the brain!
Im all screwed up.No,my life hasnt gone wrong,i''ve just held a screw attack item for more than 30 seconds!
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Billy petted the cat.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Then Mario kicked the cat, because the story wasn't about a cat.
No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/16/2003 5:09:29 AM
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But since Mario is like a cat, the cat stayed.
Don't ask, he just is.
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Mario liked to do cartwheels through cart wheels.
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Then my cat bit nintendoexpert because he commited a crime of animal cruelty & the boo police got him executed.
Im all screwed up.No,my life hasnt gone wrong,i''ve just held a screw attack item for more than 30 seconds!
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But I had Luigi's vaccuum so I sucked them all up.
No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
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But then his Poltergust started working only on 'blow' mode, expelling all the Boos. (Why it didn't expell 'em in LM, I have no idea.)
(Heheh...It both sucks and blows!) ...Ahem! Sorry.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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And then everyone died, except all the Mario Characters.
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I yelled WOO-HOO sitting at my comp.
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Then I wondered how Homer Simpson could have entered the story.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Afraid to see Patty and Selma, Homer hid behind the bookcase, where he fell through the wall and into a third dimensional world.
No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
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And then the Simpsons became Mario characters.
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I screamed while freaking out, sitting at my comp.
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I laughed hysterically at Chup and said "D'oh" for him.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Then I started breakdancing on my chair.
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Luigi appeared and pushed him off, causing Chup to topple onto the floor.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Good thing I'm incredibly flexible, and my skull is squishy. (That last part WAS a joke...)
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Then I sarted the story over
"Hay",sed toad,I want to see that movy cald Musroms on Ice!@#$%^&*()
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the utimet video gamer striks agen!
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And uvg learned to spell so Sapphira wouldn't go into a murderous rage.
Suddenly time fast-forwarded rapidly, causing time to return to its normal place. But something just wasn't right...
(Yes, I know it's more than 1 sentence, but whatcha gonna do?) :)
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Edited by - Sapphira on 4/23/2003 8:02:44 AM
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Lady Bow said to Ribbon "Don't scared the citizens of mushroom kingdom!" Ribbon: "Yes Mommy!"
Shawne Vinson
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Then a radioactive steak terrorized Mr. Game & Watch's two-dimensional neighborhood.
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And in the panic, CharginChuck started breakdancing on a tree after seeing CW doing it on a chair.
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Then marioguy killed Shawne20, Ribbon, and all her other friends.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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I noticed that Marioguy had a somewhat problem with people, so I slapped him a good one. Then he stopped killing people and was back to normal.
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But then I told people that Mario was trapt in a pit!
the utimet video gamer striks agen!
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But uvg lied, and Mario was really killing Jman.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Suddenly, a snowman put on boxing gloves and screemed," Ya want some of dis!?!" but the wieght of the gloves snapped his thin, stick-like arms causing him to cry and melt.
I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...
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And then Mario jumped all over the snow, laughing about his "pizza".
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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And then everything fell to pieces, so body chunks were everywhere.
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then UVG distroid Mariogiy for calin him a liar wile I lend to spell and thew Mariogiy
in the same pit Mario waz in to snow him that mario was init and gat mario out of it
and trapet Mariogiy in it to teach him that this page can't have sick stof in it and can't kill people to get revenge on theme and he never came back and everybody cird and partyt and aculy boate Warios games and got stofed with mushromes and pa sta and spent time on that game and plaied games and got bored and went bake to the way the sory was befor this post exepet Mario giy never came back and was gone forever and mario was out of the pit and I still can do this because it was oly one setense wiot braking the ruoles lick Mariogiy alwase did before he died and spent time in the pit witout coming back.
the utimet video gamer striks agen!
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And CharginChuck said, 'That is THE longest sentence I have ever seen.
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And Sapphira agreed, and also said it was the worst SPELLED sentence ever, too.
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That's what I hate about people. They never learn to spell, like uvg, no matter how many times they are told that they are obtuse. People in my grade can't even spell "we" and my teacher can't spell "its" as an posessive.
No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/27/2003 9:19:05 AM
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Ilel sortan it.
I kill mariogiy, everybody is hapy, Mario giy never comes back.Sort,sipel, to the pont, and badly mispeld.
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Ilel sortan it.
I kill mariogiy, everybody is hapy, Mario giy never comes back.Sort, sipel, to the pont, and badly mispeld.
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sory, dident meane to dobel post.
Then We aculy weant back to talking about Mario, not killing and spelling and run-on sentences.
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lol. Its vs It's. People just can't learn.
What bugs me is when people use "your" --possessive--for "you're"--contraction for "you are."
Although, I make those mistakes sometimes when I'm writing/typing fast. Hehe...
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Yeah ... my fingers kinda slide off one key and hit another by mistake ... but hey, that's my own fault for not paying attention in those touch-typing lessons they gave me back in 6th grade. (Ha!)
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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My big problem is when I type I'll get ahead of myself or switch letters around. Last night I kept spelling "blood" like this "blodd" and Luigi like Lugig, but I think we're gettin' off of the topic so: Mario left the classroom he had been in for the last couple posts and decided to film a movie.
Spill the blood of the innocent!!! Then clean it before it makes a mess!
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Oops, double post. Its just not as good as double cheese on a pizza is it?
Spill the blood of the innocent!!! Then clean it before it makes a mess!
Edited by - Bluto on 4/27/2003 10:29:57 AM
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Then people started to lisen to what I sead.
Mario weant to the boling ally to pay the chieas to the thugmuster+ and ate bolana.
p.s. Don't ask me what that ment, because not even I know!
the utimet video gamer striks agen!
Edited by - uvg on 4/27/2003 4:32:48 PM
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And CharginChuck said, 'Hey, Sapphira, you live in NC, too, (I live in Mcdowell County, how about you!?)
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Then CW added a post to "A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale."
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But when CW posted something he fell into a time warp which warped him to the Paper Mario World.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Then he said "GAH! I'm FLAT!"
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I realised that Mariogiy got out of the pit so I thew him back in it.
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And CW possessed so much power, his powers became insignificant.
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Then he flew around the world in a crumbling convertible Pepsi truck.
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Then nelsen from the simsons puled down marios pants and reavealed he had poke-mon undies
Call me Yoshi James Yoshi
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Then Mario slapped Nelson and Secret agent Yoshi across the face and cursed them because Secret agent Yoshi was being gay and couldn't spell, and Mario would never wear something as revolting like that.
No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 5/1/2003 4:19:17 PM
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And nintendo expert's sister did the job.
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My sister's at college right now; she wouldn't be able to. Plus, that line is from "Doug." Then Mario said, "Hey, what about ME?!"
Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 5/3/2003 4:01:20 PM
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Then a monkey ate uvg, and libved happily ever after.
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then Mariogiy was killed by the gostes of uvg and the monke spate uvg out so the gost disiperd (along with mariogiy).
the utimet video gamer striks agen!
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P.S. you speled lived libed. House the bade speller now.
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vote your faveret, mariogiy eatin a bonana, choking, and diying, or uvg eting a socorball. wichever gets more votets I'me posting abote.Now we can have the others dicide who kills who.
the utimet video gamer striks agen!
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Get a life, ung, you queer.
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Then I sent uvg & Marioguy to the Sacred Realm for fighting with each other,then I gave out free pepsi.
Im the king,
you dino-guy,
ill smash you now,
so say goodbye!
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Then Mario said: "Heya whassup with this?
i wanted Coke!"
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Marioguy escaped teh sacred relm, and killed mariojr. (the period is part of his name) for writing two sentences.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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That wasn't two sentences, marioguy; Mario was saying something. So SHUT UP!
Then Luigi said, "I have Coke," and threw the can at Mario's head.
Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
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But I was thirsty so I yoused my long toung to grab it and drink it
Call me Yoshi James Yoshi
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That's uvg, not ung. What dose that stand for, ultiment north gamer or somthin? Comon you can do beter then that.(Mariogiy'S insult, last page)
Mariogiy=3
uvg=3
the utimet video gamer striks agen!
Edited by - uvg on 5/5/2003 5:24:43 AM
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Then marioguy went back in time and killed Bill Gates when he was a baby, and he also went back in time so Sony wouldn't seperate from Nintendo in the first place.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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But CW went back in time to before marioguy went back in time and stopped him!
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But marioguy actually killed CW long ago so that he couldn't do that. "Wouldn't it be better if Nintendo ruled the Earth?"
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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hears the finall resolts....
Then Mariogiy choced on a socoreball and died (agane).
next oneis cw becoming a cristel kristel stacho or sapperia becaming rolelty.
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Um...that's "Sapphira."
Anyway, that'd be sweet! Me?! Royalty?! Whooohooooooooooo!!! *Ahem*...I mean, splendid. *laughs nervously*
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Edited by - Sapphira on 5/6/2003 5:57:47 PM
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I ges that means.....
Sapphira=1
CW=0
By the way, if anyone wats to talk to me, you can allwase find me at atak or he worst things mario wold say.
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5 to 9 on weekday nights, 7 to 8 on weekday mornings, and all the time on the weekends.
by fore today,thow.
Sapiria=1
CW=1
the utimet video gamer striks agen!
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huh? What's this scoring thing b/w CW and me? And it's SAPPHIRA!! Phonetically "Suh-feer-uh"
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Then everybody went goofy.
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The Goofy showed up, as well as Mickey, Donald and Minnie; they wanted to play Mario Party with the Mario gang.
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the ting is that people vote fore the two coces.
sapirea=3
CW=4
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say huh?
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"Ung is so stupid because he can't even one sentence correctly, and I think he should be banned for flamming." marioguy said.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Seriously, what's "coces"?
I can't even decipher it. Random guessing, but "coolest"? "closest"? "****iest"? Huh?
...Lemme guess, it's gonna bleep that out. Geeze, c-ocky just means arrogant. Am I arrogant? That's not what you meant to say, was it?! Please tell me it wasn't!! *hyperventilates*
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sahearia, what i ment to say was people vote fore there favoret choice, you lernig that your in a royal family, or CW bicoming a cristel kristel stache.first one to 7 wins.
mariogiy, it's UVG, not uNg, you rued your sentens, and you started it, socerball boy.
ruen somone elses postes.
sapirea=6*_*
CW=5x_x
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Oh, okay, I get it now. Heehee... :)
Sapphira was tired, so she decided to take a nap on one of the bored (yes bored, not board) game spaces in a Mario Party game.
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Unfortunately, the space had a Sparky Sticker under it.
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Then a Russian Spy killed uvg again and said, "Who Da Ma Ma!".
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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And then CharginChuck said, 'uvg may not speak English as his first language, so it's only natural his spelling a bit off.
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Then Sapphira shouted, "Woohoo!!!" for getting the 700th post!
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"AHHHHHHHHH!" Mario screamed, wondering what the heck happened to the story being told about him.
Spill the blood of the innocent!!! Then clean it before it makes a mess!
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Then Sputnik said "oyasuminasai."
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Then Mario went insane and exploded causing a portal sending Yoshi girl back to the Fungi Fourms, then marioguy yelled at the top of his lungs, "That's my wife!", and uvg was sucked into the portal and would never return!
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Then Luigi re-assembled Mario with a bottle of glue and then smacked him across the face with a shovel, causing Mario's mind to go back to its original state. Then marioguy went mad (although he already was) and he was locked up in a Mental Hospital for the rest of his life. (LOL)
Another moment and it would have been... later.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 5/10/2003 5:30:36 AM
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Then marioguy killed nintendoexpert89 for writing more than one sentence, and Mario yelled at the top of his lungs, "Where's my sausage!?".
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Then Marioguy was given capital punishment for murdering all these people.
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YAY!
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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And then wheel kirby rolled in and knocked everyone unconsious on to thier backs.
Guns dont kill people, I kill people.
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(since it seems everyone here is bent on distruction...)
Bomberman went around placing bombs in strategic locations while everyone else was knocked out.
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"Who is this Mario guy anyway?"
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he had pommy so he could have them explode when ever he wanted, but mario killed him so
all of the bombs blew up and mario pushed bomberman into the explosion.
Guns dont kill people, I kill people.
Edited by - Wheel_kirby on 5/10/2003 1:15:01 PM
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Franklin Richards dreamed everyone into another dimension!
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But the dimension was unstable so everyone exept mario died.
guns dont kill people, I kill people.
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then all heck brok loose!
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Then a jar of mayonnaise said "Heck is fun!"
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Then the story started all over again from the first post where Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad went for a walk.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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"Look," said Toad, "a Chain Chomp!"
(heheh...You knew that was coming, didn'tcha?)
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Mario pulled his pants down and farted a mighty fart, but then Mario flew around in the air and deflated, because he was really a ballon full of gas.
Another moment and it would have been... later.
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Peach tripped over a Koopa Shell and fell unconcious.
Yoshi stopped. "Wait a minute, how many times have we done this?!!"
(3 sentences. Get over it.)
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Then Stealth-LinK broke out of the "inpenetrable" fortress using a ukelele and a banana, and crapped his pants with glee.
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You''re a towel!
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Then Gandi came, and ran the Salt March, and everyone stopped doing acts of violence and/or treachery.
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Then marioguy appeared in the time machine he stole from Mario who stole it from Marty (pg 37), and started screwing things up, while Peach...
Another moment and it would have been... later.
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(If you read erlier like a few pages ago I already stole the time machine) Anyways, Peach hit Gundi with a sausage, and he yelled, "Where is the Taco Barn!?"!
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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And while gundi was distracted mario started farting and everyone died, so the story had to start over again... so peach tripped over a koopa shell, and mario farted a mighty fart, and then bowser farted and mario said"will you please pass me the...
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uderwear.Then all heck brok lose!
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op's. ment to say mariogiy died, THEN all heck broke loose!
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Let's avoid the people with bad spelling like uve, and uvg actually died insted of marioguy.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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and then a chain chomp jumped out and started to wag its chain like tail.
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Guns dont kill people, I kill people
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Then the Chain Chomp started flying around from the momentum of its tail.
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Then Sapphira was too lazy to say anything progressive.
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and then all heck stopet going, but mariogiy cepet going on so they locket him up and therw away the key and sapiria won the lotery and cw danced the cocootra (yes, I ment to spell it that way) with sapirya and then frostbite came and did more things and luigisun told Lutenit Luigi that I made him up and then pink king boo ate the trobone and dary king ate bruno and bruno ate dary king and posta fan ate bolth of them and deaser ran a site called TMK and Stellth linK was piky abote his name and uvg made a long sentence of everybody he new and mistro gande 100 pnds and then instinty lost 150 ponds and bowerser jr. became bowser jr. sn. and insane steve went insane and king bowersr is realy pink king boo and mario, luigi, toad, and peach wonderd why the hell thy werint in this post!!!
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then I was the only wone on!!!!
The new and impreved model!
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Then uvg was banned for cursing, while Sapphira's head was spinning from reading the longest sentence ever.
*Cough*cough* Okay, people, you know the board rules. NO SWEARING!! Normally I'm a pretty easy-going person, but, as I've said before, cursing is a *MAJOR* pet peeve of mine, so don't do it, unless you want me knawing your ears off. To quote Tom Nook: Thanks much!* </lecture>
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Doogle boogle dingle FLAZ!
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RRRiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhtttttt.........
uvg, that I must say was the worst post I
have ever seen. 1 of every 10 words were
spelled
right, but the rest were misspelled.
you have a real talent for misspelling
words.
ok, and then the chain chomp taught everyone else to fly.
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(I'm assuming uvg was really was banned, but I'll just say that he's in the story untill I remove him. hee hee)
Uvg was sucked into his own portal that he created by flying so fast the portal sent him into non-exsistance.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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The story can now continue now that the misspelling of the "evil" uvg and himself never came back to the mario story, now my evil can rise once more!
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And then an explosion occured.
You guys don't have to make fun of him, his native language may not be English!
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It was the new evil dou Bowser and Gannon who can defeat them? (Don't write anything stupid like: Then they died. or Then the story started over again.)
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Certainly not Marioguy, for he was the first person Bowser and Ganon dispatched.
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Everyone actually found that Gannon and Bowser were quite the great leaders, for they built homes, libraries, stores, and most importantly Best Buys, despite their ruthless ruling tactics.
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Then Gannon and Bowser fried Sapphira into a chrisp for disrepecting them, and then they went on destroying the world.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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But they forgot that Sapphira was a Pyro, so the fire didn't harm her--in fact it gave her *more* power.
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Then marioguy took a big water hose and sprayed Sapphira with it, and she melted because she was a pyro. "Hey Bowser and Gannon me a job as their evil guy. Maybe I should change my name into "evil marioguy".
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Sapphira wasn't affected by the water, though, because, well, it's water.
(I may be a Pyro, but what do you think 75% of my body's made of, huh?)
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Then marioguy sends out his raphid Poémon that destroyed Sapphira. (Forget about Sapphira and focus on Bowser, Gannon, and the one and the only marioguy destroying the world.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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And then CharginChuck, marioguy, Bowser and Gannon took over the world and became The BIG Four and a half. (I have 2 personalites).
Well, about that personality bit, not really, but it sounds cool.
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Chargin Chuck and marioguy became ultra-admin (better that Deezer) and banned all the annoying people.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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But this story WASN'T about Marioguy!
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Then Jay Resop attacked CW!
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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CW then destroyed Jay Resop, and soon killed Shawne Vinson. (Shawne Vinson doesn't go to this topic because he's so stupid.)
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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And CharginChuck, marioguy, and CW teamed up with Wario and did some crazy stuff that Wario does.
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They all drank fish tank water and drunk from it, while Mario decided to...
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...realize what a dumb dream he was having.
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But then he noticed he HADN'T awoken to reality! *Gasp* He was in the legendary Sub-Con!
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Then Pikachu started doing a dance and exploded!
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Then Marionut#1 got on and read all the posts laughing his butt off.
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Wow Marionut#1, I didn't even read all the posts. (I started on the 527th post or some thing close to that.)
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Chef marioguy is now ready to cook anything you want.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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So Chef marioguy cooked... himself!
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And eveyone decided to have a feast! Mm-mm! That main dish sounds delicious! ;)
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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I like chineese food so I'll make Kung Poa marioguy without the bell peppers and roasted peanuts (I don't like bell peppers and roasted peanuts.). "Mmmmm..............."
It's ah me Marioguy!
It''s ah me Marioguy!
Edited by - marioguy on 5/19/2003 11:34:32 AM
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and then I ate all the food, so everyone had
baked apils and allimod allimalos!
I AM the ultimet video gamer!
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Allimados with ice cream?
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Wasen't he was banned? (I even gave him a propper death into a portal of doom a one or two page(s) ago.)
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Marionut#1 then explained that he easily read all the posts by speed reading, and a very fast DSL modem.
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Then Sapphira mentioned that shortly around the time she first started posting in this thread, she, too, had gone back and read all the previous pages (which was a lot less than there are now. :) )
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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Heck, I was around on the first page, so I've got you all beat!
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This whole awsome story was all CharginChuck's briliant idea that created all this evilness!
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Yes, marioguy, you were the only one who sensed my master plan: Everyone would be on the Internet, WHILE I TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MWA HA HA!
(Just Kidding)
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That's odd, usually I only sense tacos.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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I like Burritos.
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Sapphira likes enchiladas (well, especially; Mexican food is all good). :)
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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Then I sat in aww how we frogot mario in subcon, peach was in the hands of bowser, toad was not mechend in a wile, and luigi was stuk in the bathrome, and no one wanted to save them, not even me.
(by time somone rote abot mario)
I AM the ultimet video gamer!
Edited by - uvg on 5/21/2003 5:14:48 AM
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uvg's right: Mario said, 'Hey, I like Burritos.'
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Then Mario started break dancing on a evil leomon.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Then Marionut#1 explained that Chupperson didnt beat him because he was around to at the very begining. He just NEVER read the posts...
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Yep I thought the topic sounded retarded.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Than stelh link statred too mok uvg on akount uf he dosnet know hwo to splel corerctly.
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You''re a towel!
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Tomorow is the last day of school for me, YAY!
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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"What does that have to do with anything," Dr. Mario asked jelously.
This post has been brought to you by the third person.
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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Then Mario folded his towel into a perfect triangle and layed down with it under his head.
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Then Kamek turned the towel into a bowl of cereal.
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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Luckily Mario had warped so the cereal was under his feet.
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He got ooshie-gooshie cereal and milk squished b/w his toes.
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Then Mario said, "Let's go to Taco Bell!"
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But Peach said, "But I wanna go to Del Taco...!"
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Luigi then said I want to go to Taco Johns.
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Then they all wondered what the heck they were talking about and where they would find such fictional resturants....
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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But Peach then replied, "Del Taco *IS* a REAL restaurant chain...just mostly on the West Coast."
(*Sniffle*...I miss Del Tacos...and Jimboys... They don't have those where I live now... *Sniffle* I need to go back to Cali...)
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And then they went to Del Tacos.
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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Then Uscae from Yu Yu Hakasho yelled, "I have no brain!".
It''s ah me Marioguy!
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And Boton said, "Me too also."
The good- Gamecube
The bad- PS2
The ugly- X Box
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Then Uscae ate the world in 546 bites.
It''''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then he invented the Quagmire, a 546-bit game system.
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But, the system failed because it did not have any Mario games.
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So Link thought it would be good as a weapon,so he threw it at Ganon,& Ganon perished cause there were no Mario games on the console.
"One may as well hang for a stolen sheep as for a stolen lamb"
Ankle,Tingle younger brother,The Wind Waker
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Then mairoguy invented Mario games for that system and caous spread across the Mushroom Kingdom.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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The chaos occured because nobody was doing their jobs. They all were staying home to play Mario video games.
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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box
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Then a Jaffa Cake comes along and discracts evryone from their video games.
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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They were distracted because they didn't know what a Jaffa Cake was.
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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box
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Don't you mean java cake?
It''s ah me Marioguy! Im also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then Marionut#1 directed everyone to the "Oh Crap" post to find out what a Jaffa cake was...
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Then CW directed everybody to the nonexistent "Woah Carp" topic.
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Everybody then wisened up and taught Marionut#1 and CW Japanese.
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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And then mario told every one to shut up and get back to his story.
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"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphans shack!"
"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphans shack!"
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Luigison came in out of no where saying, "N00b b4k4s, n00b b4k4s."
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Then CW said "Baka wa Luigison desu." (That was a joke, btw.)
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Then Marionut#1 Asked CW for a translation of what he said.
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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I think "baka" means trick or fool or something to that extent.
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<Translation> Pineapples will rule the world! </Translation> (stupid HTML thing)
It''s ah me Marioguy! Im also the master of Tetris Attack!
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And then Nintendo sent a swat team, and stole all the PSP plans, and destroyed them.
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Then Microsoft wasted all their money on the XBOX portabable, which was a failure, and couldn't make any advacements to the company because the profits were all sent to their project the XBOX portable, and the company went into bankruptcy. (That's my dream.) (There is no such thing as the XBOX portible.)
It''s ah me Marioguy! Im also the master of Tetris Attack!
Edited by - marioguy on 5/26/2003 7:43:06 PM
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"Baka wa Luigison desu" would mean "Luigison is stupid," or "Luigison is a fool," or something like that. (Remember, I said it was a joke, and I couldn't resist after Luigison saying "n00b b4k4s.")
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And then everyone began to speak Pig Latin.
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Baka ... I think it means idiot, I'm not sure. My Japanese teacher thinks it means *******.
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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Sorry for double-posting, but that last word was censored. I meant b*st*rd.
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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Then global warming caused the polar ice caps to melt and flood the head Microsoft building.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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And Bill Gates Died!!!!!!!
MOOOOOOOOO!
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MOoOooOO!?
Edited by - Deezer on 5/27/2003 5:28:41 PM
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And Bill Gates Died!!!!!!!
MOOOOOOOOO!
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MOoOooOO!?
Edited by - Deezer on 5/27/2003 5:28:41 PM
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Then the whole world yelled, "XBOX SUX!".
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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"According to my dictionary, Baka means foolish, stupid, absurd or impossible," said Prof. E. Gadd.
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And then everyone nodded their heads in agreement, and then smiled.
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Then Bill Gates was revived by E. Gadd's evil twin EGAD.
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EGAD's real name was Fred Smokey Nuberd.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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then pofeser E. Gadd was setecesed to be waked with a wet monky becas he gave jr. the magek pantbrush.
I AM the ultimet video gamer!
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But then they realized that it wasn't E. Gadd that did it; it was EGAD!
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Who was really a pineapple in disquise.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Disquise was a small island off the coast of Greenland.
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Then the world caught on fire.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Butno one cared because they were all on fire any way.
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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box
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Then E. Gadd farted poison mustard gas and everybody passed out. Jay Resop got intoxicated and forgot to take the detour that leaded back to SMBHQ, and he ended up at edhelp.com
Chupperson Weird screamed bloody murder while uvg trounced down the road repeatedly saying "i am teh lizred quean!"
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You''re a towel!
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Then marioguy sent his raphid Pokémon to destroy middle Earth, and Gandalf died
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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So Gandalf's spirit went to Upper Earth. :-()
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And a monkey dragged Gandalf's body all the way home. And they had him for tea.
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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Then the monkeys ate Yoshi6 with the tea because he/she (don't know gender) wrote an extra sentence.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then Mario showed up to confront Marioguy about all the death and destruction he had caused.
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Random Signature:
"'So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?' He blinked at me as if I was stupid. 'Well what do you think you do?' he said. 'You die of course. That's what deadly means.'"
Edited by - Luigison on 5/29/2003 7:31:24 PM
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Mario yelled, "You will be severely punished. You wont get away with things like I do just because you put "guy" at the end of my name!"
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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box
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*kills Mario*
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Marioguy hears Yoshi6-like murthing noises from inside the monkeys.
(BTW, Marioguy, I'm male)
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
Edited by - Yoshi6 on 5/30/2003 12:45:38 PM
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Then the monkeys ate pineapples, which then took control of the monkeys and the pineapples started taking over the world.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Hehe ... I set those pineapples out! Mwahahahaha!
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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Luigi then relized, that to defeat the pineapples, he just needed to eat them.
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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But then ... Luiji gets a bit of common sense and thinks that if he eats the pineapples, he too will be controlled and join the evil, banana-throwing monkeys.
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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Then Luigi confronted his alter ego Luiji about this decision and desided that the best way to defeat the evil pineapples was to kill the monkeys.
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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He acomplished this by breaking out Marioguy from a high security prison for killers. Marioguy then set to work on the monkeys.
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Edited by - marionut#1 on 5/30/2003 2:40:30 PM
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Then Ryu from Street Fighter came.
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Then marioguy destroyed the pineapples and then unleashed the ultamate evil dou (Gannon and Bowser) into the world. )Since everyone is writing more than one sentence, I thought I would do the same, and now this is just The Mario Story you add ANY AMOUNT of sectence(s)) The world watched the horror of the ultamate evil dou destroyed all (exept marioguy).
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then Luigi corrected Marioguy's spelling, saying, "It's ultimate and duo."
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Than liugi cam en an mispeled evry ward hee tipt.
uvg, no harm intended.
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Random Signature:
"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
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Then Gandalf rode up on Shadowfax and a ball of light came from his staff, annihilating Marioguy and his Pokemon.
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Then Mario got on Shadowfax.
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Shadowfax ran so fast that Mario almost fell off.
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Liugi yeled, "Wiat, Wiat down't leeve withote mi!"
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Then Toad screamed from Luigison's bad spelling in that last post. :P
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Then everyone started playing The Sims.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Everyone, except Liugi and Luiji, alter-egos, who were plotting a plan of revenge on the unsuspecting Luigi.
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*Poor Luigi...* Sapphira thought, *He has 3 nemeses now...four if you include Bowser...*
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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Double Posts, double posts what else can I say?
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 6/5/2003 7:47:29 PM
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Five if you count Hawluigi (he wears an orange shirt and tan overalls).
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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Six if you count me.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Seven if you count on a hand and a half.
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20 if you count on your hands and feet.
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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100--No, that's not how many enemies he has; it's the PERCENTAGE of how INSANE all of you are. :P
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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Actually, I'm 110% insane :P
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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Bah! I'm 230% INsanE!
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Okay, even better in proving my point. :P
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Well technically I'm 110% insane, if you count only known mental illnesses.
I also have several that are still unknown, they were just discovered in me.
Plus I have a red virus from Dr. Mario 64 stuck in my nose.
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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Back to topic; "A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale"
Mario left because everyone was being crazy.
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But Luigi said, "They're just being themselves!"
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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Just then an ambulance showed up from the TMK mental institution. The paramedics....
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then put all the crazy people in straight jackets. They then........
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Brought them back to the mental institution, tossed them in, and threw away the key. Then Mario breathed a sigh of relief and said....
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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..."AAAH!! They're back!" while CW said, "Hey, cool! A straight jacket! I'm glad they didn't put me in a straitjacket!"
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They actually took Marionut#1 away to be exicuted at the mental place.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then they looked at the man they had in custody again.
They said,"hmm he looks to sane to be Marioguy"
Im not Marioguy! Its-a-me Marionut#1 I said
Then they realized their mistake and executed Marioguy for being Marionut#1's evil twin.
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Then with the likes of the Evil, fowlmouth Marioguy gone the Fungi Forums were saved.
Everybody then threw a party for their Hero...Marionut#1....;~P
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Then everyone ignored the constant babbling of Marionut#1 because he wrote more than ONE sentence two times in a row.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
Edited by - marioguy on 6/8/2003 12:59:54 PM
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Then Marionut#1 made a wish to the Star spirits that someday Deezer would ban Marioguy from the forums..
Then everyone celebrated on and on in honor of their magnificent hero...Marionut#1
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Then Sapphira also made that wish...
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Then very_shy_guy29 dissagreedbecause marioguy is so stupid its funny
If you realy want to go somewhere where everyone knows your name, why don''t you wear a hat with your name on it?
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Then very_shy_guy29 dissagreed because marioguy is so stupid its funny
If you realy want to go somewhere where everyone knows your name, why don''t you wear a hat with your name on it?
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Then Marionut#1 asked the Newbie how he was funny when he is such a pottymouth.
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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And then jon says that Marionut is good as being Luigi.
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Then Sapphira read Page 9 of the Mario Diner to get a hilarious laugh from Fifth's excellent comeback at one of Marioguy's many innappropriate sayings....
http://www.classicgaming.com/tmk/board/topic.asp?whichpage=9&pagesize=15&forum_title=General+Mario+chat&topic_title=Mario+Diner&forum_id=500&topic_id=71692
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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What no one knew was that marioguy stole the star rod and stole the seven star spirits and Twink and he made his wish granted for all the didn't like him were destroyed and all of thore who liked him got what they wanted most and since marioguy liked himself he was the second Koji Kondo.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then very_shy_guy29 agrees with Sapphira and he also stands up for himself by saying that this was one of his first posts since atleast half a year, then he frogot his password.Therefore, he is not a newbie
If you realy want to go somewhere where everyone knows your name, why don''t you wear a hat with your name on it?
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And then Paper Mario got furious that he had to save the Star Rod again. He went to marioguy in the Final Battle, got his Super Hammer, and hit Marioguy on the head and now marioguy has a lump. Mario and the Star Spirits made a deal that only good people could use the power of the Star Rod. Let's see, well, now marioguy can't use the Star Rod anymore.
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then all the little Munchins came out and did a happy dance!
If you realy want to go somewhere where everyone knows your name, why don''t you wear a hat with your name on it?
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O-K?
What's going on?
Aren't Munchins a brand of chips?
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I think he meant "Munchkins"--you know, from Wizard of Oz?
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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I'll just go sit in Star Haven. I'll wait for something 'Mario' to happen.
Hey, Eldstar! Wuz up homie?
Eldstar:??????
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(the one sentence rule is now and forever off) Back in my last post my wish was already granted. Even though I "love" Mario Mario thinks I'm "evil" that means that he doesn't like me so he was destroyed and thus he couldn't save the star spirits. Since I'm the next Koji Kondo, I'm goning to sing the new SMB and LoZ overworld fusion. *the world cheers at the awsome melody*
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then the hero of the story, Marionut#1, Beat Marioguy up so badly, giving him 3 black eyes..and a couple broken bones...then Marionut#1 demoted Marioguy to janitor and set him up with the stripers and hoes so that he could fix this post....Then Marionut#1 laughed his butt off and sent Marioguy to a VERY high security prison...in the middle of the bermuda triangle...and Marioguy was never heard of again..
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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And the world danced with utter joy.
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Then marionut#1 woke up from his dream because the story isn't about him. Welcome to Manly Women Land Population: Shawne Vinson, Marionut#1, and Lizard Dude.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then Marionut#1 found out Marioguys address and sent him a letterbomb...
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Then it was resent (without being opened) to Marionut#'s house and blew up in the ugly faces of his whole family (himself included). Enough of him let's get back to the story.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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But then, jon sent a Pikachu to marioguys house and the Pikachu kept yelling "Pika! Pika!" so much that marioguy blew up.
Then jon gave Marionut#1 a life saving Cresent Moon and Marionut#1 is alive again. Together, jon and Marionut replace Mario and Luigi and fight against marioguy, who represents Bowser!
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"Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
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Then Marionut#1 laughed his butt off at what Chupperson said.
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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jon saw the Chain Chomp and saw that it was sad because it was all tied up. I untied it and it became my friend. Now it will bite anyones rear who is 'evil'. Marioguy, watch out!
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Then Mairo pulled his pants down and farted a mighty fart that killed the chain chomp, Marionut#1 and Jon.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then Marioguy realized that Marionut#1 had a gas mask on and was uneffected.
Then He also realized that LORD_DUKE was gonna kill him when he found out he ripped him off...
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Then a salad bowl took over the world.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Alright, I think there's been enough of this. It was tolerable at first, but since Luigison's prompt to get back on topic, continuing this foolishness is not only disrespectful to him, but degrading to yourselves. Seriously, grow up. If you wish to do this, make another topic.
The rules weren't simply ONE sentence, no sir. They were also adding that one sentence to the 'tale.' While, I guess, you could consider your responses such, they're quite immature, and obnoxious. Please excuse my bluntness, but I find it very disrespectful. Yet, I don't think what I say will change anything, nor should it, necessarily.
However, all of you involved, even you, Marioguy, are more intelligent than these posts are showing, use that, and come up with something this topic was originally meant to; A Mario Story.
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Way to go, Black Mage!
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Then Black Mage exploded.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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And then jon got in a tank and ran down marioguy, who was screaming like a little sissy girl.
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Marionut#1 is better then marioguy.
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Then jon realised how retarted he was and died.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then everbody stopped this flaming before they all got banned.
(Seriously, guys, KNOCK IT OFF! Prove you're mature enough to STOP THIS!! It's REALLY, REALLY getting old! Gah! And Marioguy, I find it QUITE ironic that you keep misspelling "retard." It's actually rather humorous.)
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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Well, this is my last week of school so I get a little crazy.
Oh, it's also funny that marioguy spells 'the word' wrong!
What am I, a Pop 'retart'? Ha ha ha haaa!
Ok, I'll stop now.
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Then the story started all over again.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Ok, then, Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad went out for a walk.
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"Look!" said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
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Then Mario went insane and ate the chain chomp.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then Marionut#1 desided to leave this topic and stop wasteing all his time and comedic talent on a post Marioguy has managed to destroy..
Everybody wished their hero good bye and bid him good luck on his talent elseware on the forums.
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 8:03:51 PM
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And then marioguy(who got me at it again) dropped dead on the floor because the Chain Chomp was poisonus. Now stop messing things up, marioguy! You put your pants on backwards!
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Do you realize that I was not the person who ate the chain chomp. Thanks for getting rid of Mario, which he was the only one who could stop me from destroying the universe. Suddenly chaos spreaded accross the universe.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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None of the TMK users were ever IN the story in the first place!
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You don't update often, do you? I love tacos.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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And Mario likes burritos....PFTTTTTTTTT!
There, do you feel better about your tacos?
Mario went walking with Peach on a romantic evening.
I bet you marioguy is going to screw this up...
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They had a wonderful time, untill the Pokémon attacked!
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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(I knew it!)
Mario then suddenly looked at Peach.
"Hey, do you like Pika' Burgers?"
"Well, I've never tried it."
Mario throws a red fireball at a Pikachu and BBQ's it. "Here you go!"
Peach tasted it. "Ooh, that's delicious! Hey, what about that Lugia?"
Mario uses a jump punch and kills the Lugia.
"Whoops, I think marioguy was on it! He's the moron Pokemon trainer who ruined our evening! Well, I guess we'll have dessert..."
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Then marioguy cooked all the Pokémon so Mario and Peach could enjoy their meal, untill the "crazy" Yu-Gi-Oh freaks come into the story but they'll be killed when they come in anyways. *kills Yu-Gi-Oh freaks*
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
Edited by - marioguy on 6/11/2003 11:26:51 AM
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Pikachu was burnt so Yoshi6 came along and booted 'it' into the sky.
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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Peach:This sure was a good idea! Pika burgers, dead Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon fireworks! We have to do this more often!
Mario:Will you marry me?
Peach stares at Mario.
Peach:MARIO! WHY-YOU-NO, WHY NOW?
Mario:Mama Mia..
Peach:I'll bake a cake for you!
Mario:Oky Dokey!
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Whoops! I forgot it was only ONE sentence!
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Then the cake ate everyone.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then Wario came and ate the burgers and marioguy
If you realy want to go somewhere where everyone knows your name, why don''t you wear a hat with your name on it?
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Then pineapples took over the world.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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then sponges went to live in the pineapples, therefore killing them.
If you realy want to go somewhere where everyone knows your name, why don''t you wear a hat with your name on it?
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Then the story ended. Or did it?
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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[Editor's Note: That was two sentences, marioguy.]
It did not.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
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In fact, it had just begun! (?!?!)
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Then the people who helped the making of the Ribbon & Friends story were all killed. (excluding marioguy)
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then jon went over to marioguy and said that they should join together, and they did, but then jon sneakly killed marioguy when he wasn't looking and ran off.
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But jon had mistaken his name with marioguy's name.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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But eventually, marioguy couldn't worm his way out of any more "deaths" and everybody ganged up on him and threw him into the eternal pit of oblivion, conveniently located inside a quantum singularity.
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Then chef marioguy started experimenting for his new tasty food recepie. "Needs more Toad." *hearing screams*
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then marioguy ate the Toad, which was really some Koopa Dung.
Then the Toad sings,
"Yo yo yo, who is marioguy?
Yo yo yo he likes to unzip his fly!
Yo yo yo it's Mario!
Yo yo yo and his friend, the Goombario!
Rollin', Rockin', gotta cook all night,
Cookin', Singin', I think the fish I caught wants a bite!"
Then Mario went over to Toad and said, "One sentence you stupid moron!"
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Then Donkey Kong threw a barrel at jon.
It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
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Then everyone forgot about this topic.
It''s ah me marioguy! I''m the master of Tetris Attack.
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And then Mario ate a burrito and made a deadly explosion right next to marioguy.
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But right before that happened jon and marioguy switched places and marioguy fell into a pit of lava, and everyone died.
It''s ah me marioguy! I''m the master of Tetris Attack.
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And then Deezer and Mario came along and Mario shot a fireball at marioguy and then Deezer banned marioguy from this message board and we all lived VERY happily ever after.
Edited by - gamemaster79 on 6/14/2003 2:16:12 PM
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aND THEN i ACEDENTELTY PUT ON THE CAPS LOCK.
oOOPS.
I AM the ultimet video gamer!
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And then I saw the move Spaceballs. It was halarios! How many of you sean the movey Spaceballs?
I AM the ultimet video gamer!
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Then uvg went to spelling school.
Yes, not only have I seen the movie Spaceballs, but I personally own it--and I LOVE it. It *is* hilarious. Another hysterical movie I highly recommend is Rocketman. (In fact that's tied for my top favorite movie of all time--the other being Austin Powers: Goldmember.)
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Edited by - Sapphira on 6/14/2003 7:09:59 PM
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"The Spy Who Shagged Me" is better than "Goldmember".
It''s ah me marioguy! I''m the master of Tetris Attack.
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Then Sapphira said, "That's a matter of opinion."
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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Actually that's my brother and his friend's opinion. I actually think Goldmember is better.
It''s ah me marioguy! I''m the master of Tetris Attack.
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How can you spell movie "move and "movey?
uvg, just looking at the keyboard,and without cutting copying or pasting, type us the word "computer" 10 times.
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You''re a towel!
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then very_shy_guy29 asked ugv "Were u paying attention in grade school?"
If you realy want to go somewhere where everyone knows your name, why don''t you wear a hat with your name on it?
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And then Mario said that he forgot about grade school because he was busy figuring out how to put his backwards pants on the right way.
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Then Peach and me got married and had ten babies.
It''s ah me marioguy! I''m the master of Tetris Attack.
Edited by - marioguy on 6/16/2003 4:25:46 PM
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[[I don't like Spaceballs, Rocketman, or Austin Powers. It's all too lowbrow.]]
Then marioguy woke up to find an angry mob of TMKers outside his door, ready to put him in jail.
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And now, Mario has his 10 babies doing his chores for him.
Mario:"I even have a song for our family! This is how it goes(it's like the Brady Bunch song):
"Oh, one day this lady met a certain fellow,
This certain fellow could turn oceans yellow,
he had a big laugh, and also stinky gas,
and they all got along.
So they got married and had some children,
all looking the same and really small,
When we counted them, them very all, we almost puked!
We're the Mario Bunch!
The Mario Bunch!
I have 10 children,
I can't even count that high!"
(sorry, I just had to right that. Don't get me in the wrong way, ok? It was just lying somewhere at my house at this moment and it worked perfectly with what marioguy said).
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Then Sapphira said, "Geeze, CW, do you have any sense of humor?"
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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And then Peach said,"Do you think I even have a chance to watch hilarious movies when I have 10 kids?"
(I watched those movies. Goldmember's my fav)
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Yes, I have a sense of humor. However, I prefer sophisticated humor as opposed to lowbrow stuff like those movies. I like OLD funny movies and TV shows - stuff that's actually funny.* You know, clever puns and odd things and guys falling over hassocks. That's funny.
*Now don't get me wrong; this is only my opinion, after all.
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Meh, I have a "goofy" sense of humor, according to emode.com... So puns don't do much for me.
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Then evil struck!
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Then lightning struck!
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Then Lightning struck Evil!
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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The evil was marioguy and the evil marioguy was destroyed, but reformed into sadib100
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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Then Marionut#1 was amazed at how Marioguy could reform over night into the ever nice Sadib100...
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Simple... *starts long explanation that makes no sense* *few hours later* and that's how Link defeated Gannon. *Marionut#1 wakes up*
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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And then jon wonders too....why'd he make a name like that for? What does it mean?
"We came in to this world as muppets, look in to these eyes-you see that they''re googly.
Big Bird''s in his nest, Oscar''s in his can, Ernie''s a guy that lives with another man..."
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"Oh did I miss what you were saying?" Marionut#1 said.
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He then appologised and blamed his sleepyness on the fact that hes been working long hours on his schoolwork...
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Then Barney and Bill Gates fell in love and got killed by the spirits of the chicken.
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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Then everyone began to wonder if the new marioguy was slowly becoming evil once again.....
"We came in to this world as muppets, look in to these eyes-you see that they''re googly.
Big Bird''s in his nest, Oscar''s in his can, Ernie''s a guy that lives with another man..."
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Then everyone drank dnL.
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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Then they flipped it over and realized it was just just upside-down 7up.
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With super caffine. One time I took it at night and I could only sleep for two hours.
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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And then everyone was watching Mario-who was doing a dance-a backwards pants dance.
"We came in to this world as muppets, look in to these eyes-you see that they''re googly.
Big Bird''s in his nest, Oscar''s in his can, Ernie''s a guy that lives with another man..."
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Then Peach hit jon over the head with a frying pan.
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I'm not going to be quite so nice and leave the stuff on the page like Steve...
~CW, Unofficial mod #2
I AM the ultimet video gamer!
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 6/21/2003 9:07:59 PM
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I thot y6ou wold lice that
I AM the ultimet video gamer!
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And then jon got bored of reading all that, so he just left it there.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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A big chunk of juicy spam! Yum. *eats spam*
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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ROAR!
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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Boom boom!
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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Then they all died.
"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
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Very_shy_guy29 is the new evil person.
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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I I'm NOT evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet ur still evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
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Don't lose your cool, if you do that proves you're evil.
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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You know what's evil? I have no idea.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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evil=very_shy_guy29
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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Green bombs fell from the blight.
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Sapphira Posted - 20 June 2003 8:33 PST
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Then Peach hit jon over the head with a frying pan.
uvg Posted - 20 June 2003 10:31 PST
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I'm not going to be quite so nice and leave the stuff on the page like Steve...
~CW, Unofficial mod #2
I AM the ultimet video gamer!
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 6/21/2003 9:07:59 PM
uvg Posted - 20 June 2003 10:33 PST
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I thot y6ou wold lice that
I AM the ultimet video gamer!
jon Posted - 20 June 2003 12:8 PST
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And then jon got bored of reading all that, so he just left it there.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Yoshi6 Posted - 20 June 2003 13:43 PST
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A big chunk of juicy spam! Yum. *eats spam*
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
sadib100 Posted - 20 June 2003 14:0 PST
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ROAR!
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
Yoshi6 Posted - 20 June 2003 14:3 PST
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Boom boom!
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
very_shy_guy29 Posted - 20 June 2003 15:50 PST
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Then they all died.
"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
sadib100 Posted - 20 June 2003 15:53 PST
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Very_shy_guy29 is the new evil person.
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
very_shy_guy29 Posted - 20 June 2003 15:56 PST
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I I'm NOT evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet ur still evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
sadib100 Posted - 20 June 2003 16:10 PST
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Don't lose your cool, if you do that proves you're evil.
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
jon Posted - 20 June 2003 17:2 PST
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You know what's evil? I have no idea.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
sadib100 Posted - 20 June 2003 18:53 PST
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evil=very_shy_guy29
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
Chupperson Weird Posted - 21 June 2003 21:8 PST
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Green bombs fell from the blight.
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I agry with everyone!
the wost speler in the fungi forms,
-uvg
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Ahhhh! Everyone's wasting space with re-writing all that! Better go and continue with backwards pants.....
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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Hey, isn't this supposed to be a ONE sentence STORY? Why did marioguy write all that(copy it?)? I call him marioguy because that new name is hard to remember.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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Me? Evil? marioguy, you've got it all wrong! Your'e evil!
"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
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that was me that copead all that.
the wost speler in the fungi forms,
-uvg
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Then the world spun so fast everyone died exept Mario, Luigi, Peach, and toad so they decided to go on a walk.
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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But then Mario said,"Whoops, I forgot to put on my backwards pants-hold on...."
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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"Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
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And Toad said 'Look, said Toad, 'A Chain Chomp' again to make him feel better.
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Then Mario frted a mighty fart.
1000th post in this topic!
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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Then Peach tripped over a Koopa Shell (and Sapphira got the 1000th reply! w00t!)
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Then pineapples took over the world.
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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and I got the 1002 post! thats not bad. OR IS IT? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHRHRHRHRHRHAAAAAAAAAA(CAOF)(COFE)(COAF)HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!(twilite music plays)
the (no longer) wost speler in the fungi forms,
-uvg
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And every time Mario bit into a pineapple he couldn't help but think, "OUCH I should peel these things first!"
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the (no longer) wost speler in the fungi forms,
-uvg
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And everyone wondered why uvg said nothing.
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Because he was busy watching Mario dance in backwards pants while eating a pineapple by taking off the skin and looking in to a grammar book to try and become a good speller.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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Then Mario asked Luigi, "What's a pineapple?"
"I see!" said the blind man, to his deaf son, as the no-legged man walked by.
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Luigi replied by saying " 'Twas the knight before churchmouse and also a grouse, Arthur Treacher was blurring, knot evening spouse."
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Then Mario ate a avaccado without taking the pit out.
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Then Mario became Avacado Mario!
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Then Luigi ate a mango and became Mango Luigi!
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Then Peach ate a peach and became Peach Peach!
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And Bowser wore backwards pants and became Backwards Pants Bowser!
*Peach Peach-that's a good one.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Edited by - jon on 6/26/2003 9:18:59 PM
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Then they all played the least popular game ever, Super Menendez Bros.
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Then I whent to gramer school.
the (no longer) wost speler in the fungi forms,
-uvg
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Then Kirby ate a sword and became Sword Kirby. Then he sliced and diced Dedede
I''''m a Mario and Sonic rube!
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and some onions.
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want to no somthing scary? uvg is my moron brother!
monkey die is here to stay so beware!!!!!!!!!!
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then yoshi ate a watermelen and became yoshi.
monkey die is here to stay so beware!!!!!!!!!!
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im chating with my self?!
monkey die is here to stay so beware!!!!!!!!!!
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why wont you people post
monkey die is here to stay so beware!!!!!!!!!!
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Then the evil chickens ate all of Wario's bubble gum.
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Then the evil chiken leeder layed a blue egg wich a yellow monkee came out of and ate the chikens........and farted......Loud!
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Then the chickens who were eaten decided to go bowling.
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But the bowling balls were covered in Mario's Backwards Pants.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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And the bowling pins were covered in Luigi's backwards shirts!
Luigi likes to dance in his backwards shirt!
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Want to know something scarier? monkey die is my stupid friend!
From:Cody Harju
To:Dylan Bloomer
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Want to know something ever scarier? I got attacked by Luigi last week!
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The people in the story wanted to hear something scarier.
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A rabid Pikachu was lurking outside my window late last night while I was all alone inside during a blackout due to a severe thunderstorm.
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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Uh oh, a RABID RAT!!
What's it gonna do......eat Me!
I'd just step on it!
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I like Monkey''''s!!!Monkey''s RULE!!
Edited by - Dark King on 7/3/2003 10:41:30 PM
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And Dark King sniffed DK's butt and liked it.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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Oh, DK meant Donkey Kong-since he likes monkeys.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/3/2003 4:08:12 PM
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Then Dark King got attacked by an irate, Irish man.
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...
This thread has totally been lost this time.
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then Mario turned to a duck.
"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
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Then marioguy returned to TMK Fungi Fourms, but sadib100 destroyed before he could kill anyone.
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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chek out my sig;}
Whith a brother like monkey die and a frend like dark king, who neads eenemies?
-uvg, the ultimet video gamer.
Edited by - uvg on 7/5/2003 7:13:18 PM
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lol! With a sister who IS I_like_cheese who needs enemies! Really! She's my sister! I told her bout the boards! I think she wants to be the new marioguy! But back to the story... or did he?
"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
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Then this story actually became a Mario Story!
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Then the ultamate duo (Gannon and Bowser)0 took over the world.
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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Then Ganondorf ate Bowser.
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I leve for a minit and my brother recks the intiar club! We will end up having to move the clubhose to another post! In fact....
Whith a brother like monkey die and a frend like dark king, who neads eenemies?
-uvg, the ultimet video gamer.
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Then everyone fell down.
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Then everyone slipped up.
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Then Luigi ate a cheeseburger.
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Then Mario ate a lambburger.
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Then Bowser ate a cheese quesadia with too much hot sauce.
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Then bowser went boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I am not going on a diet!"
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Then Peach ate some elephant steak, with some mountain lion stew.
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After discovering it didn't tickle her fancy, she found a penguin and traded (with the penguin) the steak for some chinese noodles.
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
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But then the noodles got up and tried to eat her.
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Out of disgust, Peach vomited all over the live noodles.
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The noodles were delighted, ate, cleaned up, and ran away.
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And then the noodles went to Subway's, and for 7 months, they ate nothin' but Subway's (off Subway's ad).
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Then Jared Fogle came and ate all the noodles, who were sleeping after a big meal.
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Then Jared regained all of weight he had lost.
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And then he exploded!
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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So clay henry kicked the penguin for being suck a jerk by giving peach noodles!
\
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\\\(^^) Rollin,Rollin,Rollin,
For some wierd reason, I think I am a lota like myself! sig series #2
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Then Clay Henery set the penguin on fire.
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Then the penguin jumped in water and went to Mcdonalds.
"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
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But McDonalds was closed.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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So he went to Burger King instead.
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Then the Burger King ate the penguin.
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or did it?
"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
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Yes, it did.
(I'm thinking of the "Behind the Laughter" episode from the Simpsons. Man, I love that one...!)
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Then Mario grabbed the Burger King and threw him across the field.
Words of Wisdom: Enemies are just friends in reverse.
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but then the burger king exploded, and mcdonalds opened.
"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
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Then everything exploded.
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Then Mario bought some super glue, and glued everything bck together.
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But he bought the glue from the dollar store, so it didn't work half as good, and it broke again.
"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
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Then... JIMBOB ATE SOME PIZZA THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE AT MCDONALD'S! AHFUWIIWIWIwiWI
Eccentricity is my goal.
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Oh no the dreaded caps lock disease has stuck! At least I don't HAVE IT YET. AHHHHHH HELP! I CAUGHT IT TOO!!
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Then THE CAPS LOCK INFECTED THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM.
AHHH I GOT IT TOo...oH IT kEEps COMing AnD GoiNg!!!!
AH ha ha ha ha ha!
You did it!
My masterpiece!-Wario,Wario Ware, Inc.
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aAAaHhHhHhHhHhHhH i GOt it TOO! HELPPPPPP!
"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
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THEN THE DREADED CAPS LOCK DISEASE BECAME THE D-R-E-A-D-E-D C-A-P-S-L-O-C-K D-I-S-E-A-SE W-I-T-H H-Y-P-H-E-N-S-!
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and then every one played mario teaches typing and the deseise ended. OOH! No ThE DesEiSe... Is Ending! Done!
* Are you happy now? *
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And then Mario cooked some spaghetti.
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and then I came back to mariostory!
uvg is back in bisnes!
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Then CW wondered what was up with that and why uvg had to get another username.
Eccentricity is my goal.
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Then Wario threw Mario's hat off a cliff.
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Then CharginChuck copied what CW said on pg. 25, (2nd post): Then it started again, and Krystal whacked Pink King Boo.
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Then Pink Boo smacked Crystal back
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Then Tricky came and jumped.
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Then "Falco Lambardi" couldn't spell the names of Star Fox characters, and couldn't type other users' names right.
Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
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And then StarFox filed a lawsuit against Krystal as to who should really be the owner of 'Krystal's Staff.'
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Then Mario ate a cheeseburger pizza with a side of fries.
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And a big green frankenflien got bigger than a side of pants.
Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
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But that didn't make sence so Bowser roasted hot dogs with his breath.
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And Yoshi was Fox McCloud's attorney.
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But the judge couldn't understand Yoshi.
Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
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But Yoshi was actully the judge!
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Then a disgruntaled postal worker ran into the courtroom.
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He mailed the judge a letter with a testimony.
Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
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But Yoshi didn't understand anything.
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Then Yoshi had a heart attack.
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Don''t make me tie X-Boxes to your feet, and throw you in the ocean.
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And no one's going to see my movies.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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That's right.
Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
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Then the Earth exploaded.
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Fortunetly, a freindly flying pig glued it back together!
When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?
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But the pig didn't do a very good job.
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And the Earth looked like Dinosaur Planet.
Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
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So Rare sued the Earth for copying their idea.
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As the result of the glued planet, Mario was stranded on a part of Mushroom Kingdom on orbit.
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But then he remembered that the Mushroom Kingdom isn't part of the Earth.
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Then Mario began to sing the DK Rap.
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And he remembered that the Mushroom Kingdom is part of Mushroom Earth.
Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
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Then Mario died because there is no air in space.
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But Luigi lent Mario 2 lives.
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Then Mario landed on Jupiter.
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Jupiter's native beaings started to swarm poor Mario.
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Then Mario ground-pounded all the aliens into dust.
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So Mario had a sore butt.
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Then Mario went to the proctologist.
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But Mario realized that Jupiter isn't solid so he couldn't land on it!
Eccentricity is my goal.
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So Mario had a sore tongue instead.
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So he had a popsicle.
Eccentricity is my goal.
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The popsicle said "Don't hurt me!"
When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?
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So Mario and the Popsicle became friends.
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Mario took the popsicle to see a movie.
Eccentricity is my goal.
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Then StealthLinK schmasched Xan in the face with his pressure hammer.
______________________________
You''re a towel!
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So Mario and the popsicle went to another movie theater.
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But then a crazed hot dog ate the screen.
Eccentricity is my goal.
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So Mario took the popsicle bowling instead.
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But then a crazed hot mountain lion (like a hot dog, but mountain lion meat) ate the bowling alley..
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~Put your vulgar filth elsewhere, 'cuz we don't wanna hear it.
(You know, you can edit it, Dr. Mario. You're a mod now. ;P)
~Sapphira
Edited by - Sapphira on 8/5/2003 1:17:01 PM
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WOAH! Watch the swearing!
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Are you talking to me, cause I'm not sure...
If I have offended anyone, I didn't mean to by all means (I don't get it).
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No, Chuck, he was talking to jasonvoorhees, not you, don't worry. XD I edited his post.
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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So Mario threw bowling balls at the hot mountain lion.
Eccentricity is my goal.
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The mountain lion was taken aback by the sudden onslaught of bowling balls and quickly exited the premises.
Hey CW!
We should all follow Mario''s lead and ditch the plumbing business in favor of adventurous lives in a land full of mushrooms.
Edited by - GoombaDoom on 8/7/2003 8:57:43 AM
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After the lion left Super Sonic showed up, Mario then whipped out a star and they battled.
Luigisan say: Up, down, left, right, A, B, start, select.
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luigisan changed name to Master Luigi!!
Luigisan say: Up, down, left, right, A, B, start, select.
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Mario manages to get Super Sonic's chaos emeralds and defeats him.
Mario is overrated Luigi rules all!!
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And jon finally posted after who knows how long in these forums.
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Mariotendo-the Mario Side of Nintendo!
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Then a giant gnat terrorized the small town of Freakishville.
(Hey man!)
Eccentricity is my goal.
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Then the gnat won the jackpot.
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WAHHH! I wanna be a mod!
So he bought an expensive car.
When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?
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But then the evil marioguy came back and possessed Deezer to ban himself.
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/7/2003 9:10:11 PM
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I think not.
~CW
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/7/2003 9:11:13 PM
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So the whole world went into chaos.
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And then freindly monkeys with canadian accents stopped all the chaos!
When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?
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But then the monkeys exploded.
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Then Mario saw the monkeys and jumped out of his underwear he was so scared!
I'm going to play golf! *walks off with a bag of tennis rackets*
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And then Mario cried.

Edited by - CharginChuck on 8/9/2003 1:53:16 PM
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And then I laughed at Mario! >:)
I'm going to play golf! *walks off with a bag of tennis rackets*
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Then Luigi sprouted wings and flew into the turbine of an airplane!
I'm going to play golf! *walks off with a bag of tennis rackets*
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THE END! Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!
Hamster Sauce!
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But before the story ended mario got shot by a rabbid kangaroo with a snipe gun.
I'm going to play golf! *walks off with a bag of tennis rackets*
Edited by - MarioBro64 on 8/9/2003 2:44:27 PM
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But all of a sudden the story restarted again! Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad went for a walk. "Look," said Toad "A chain chomp!"
I'm going to play golf! *walks off with a bag of tennis rackets*
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Then Mario ate a toilet. And Luigi said" Mario! Oh great now where do we krud!?"
I'm going to play golf! *walks off with a bag of tennis rackets*
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And the time reversal continued: Mario pulled his pants down and farted a mighty fart. the chain chomp died.
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Then Chupperson Weird reversed time so it didn't happen and said he did stories a lot.
Hamster Sauce!
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And Mario didn't understand what Markio said. :/
I'm going to play golf! *walks off with a bag of tennis rackets*
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Then Petey Pirana farted on Mario's head and it exploded like a Bob-Omb. XD
I'm going to play golf! *walks off with a bag of tennis rackets*
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And then Mario asked "Why aren't people posting?"
I'm going to play golf! *walks off with a bag of tennis rackets*
Edited by - MarioBro64 on 8/9/2003 6:12:02 PM
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Then word came to the Mushroom world that Sonic the hedgehog had died. Tiff and Tuff were getting beat up by Dedede. They both were black and blue with bruises. Robotnik then came and ordered a burger as he warped them back to the Burger King.
Proud to be an American!
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Then Mario ordered a hot dog, 'cause he's stupid!
I'm going to play golf! *walks off with a bag of tennis rackets*
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As soon as mario took a bite of the hot dog luigi barked! :P
I'm going to play golf! *walks off with a bag of tennis rackets*
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Then the world ate somebody named Jim.
Eccentricity is my goal.
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And his wife Pim.
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And his son Tim.
I'm going to play golf! *walks off with a bag of tennis rackets*
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Then Luigi beat up Mario and declared himself the ultimate Mario brother.
Uvg can't you can't even spell right when your typing a comeback.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Edited by - Master_Luigi on 8/10/2003 4:18:59 PM
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and then I beat up luigi, so now wher even fome the other post.
Whith a brother like monkey die and a frend like dark king, who neads eenemies?
-uvg, the ultimet video gamer.
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But Luigi and Mario calmed down and played a game of Mario Golf.
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But Mario whacked Luigi in the back of his head with the golf club.
I'm going to play golf! *walks off with a bag of tennis rackets*
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And Yoshi ate the golf club.
Eccentricity is my goal.
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Then Yoshi laid an egg.
______________________
I mean what I mean, but if you know what I mean, how can you mean what I mean - y'know what I mean?
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And then he yelled "FORE!"
Eccentricity is my goal.
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Then yoshi had a pool party with microwave buritos
When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?
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Then one of the buritos farted.
I'm going to play golf! *walks off with a bag of tennis rackets*
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And jon said yay and everyone fell off a cliff.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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But the mological interbeings of readings on dialectical metaphysics appeaed and disinegrated the cliff and everything went back in time 7 minutes.
Hamster Sauce!
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And everone had no idea what he just said, so they just said Yay. Yay!
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
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Everyone got mad at jon, so jon turned back to normal, sorta.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
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Then Mario farted and said "Whooooo! Darn Taco Bell!!"
Obey the sock puppet!!! @_@
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And Taco Bell made McDonalds fart from a big 'ole burrito.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
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so kirby ate it.
When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?
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And when he swallowed he got the power to wipe everything off the face of the planet by farting.
I''m the master of Mario and Pokémon!
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Then Ronald said, 'Put a smile along!'
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Then ronald Mcdonald poured some Paul Newman dressing on his burgur.
When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?
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then it ecsploded
Whith a brother like monkey die and a frend like dark king, who neads eenemies?
-uvg, the ultimet video gamer.
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then all heack brock lose.
Whith a brother like monkey die and a frend like dark king, who neads eenemies?
-uvg, the ultimet video gamer.
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Then Zero from megaman zero shot Zero from megaman x with the zero buster and a hamburger burpet thew its but.
Whith a brother like monkey die and a frend like dark king, who neads eenemies?
-uvg, the ultimet video gamer.
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and then it farted thew its mothe as x frome megaman x shot x from megaman zero with the x buster.
Whith a brother like monkey die and a frend like dark king, who neads eenemies?
-uvg, the ultimet video gamer.
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then flcl only made 6 episodes. waaa......
Whith a brother like monkey die and a frend like dark king, who neads eenemies?
-uvg, the ultimet video gamer.
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banana
Whith a brother like monkey die and a frend like dark king, who neads eenemies?
-uvg, the ultimet video gamer.
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oring you glad i dident say banana agan....
dang, I jinsed it.
Whith a brother like monkey die and a frend like dark king, who neads eenemies?
-uvg, the ultimet video gamer.
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My goel is to cover an intier page with my posts.
Whith a brother like monkey die and a frend like dark king, who neads eenemies?
-uvg, the ultimet video gamer.
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You, my friend, are an idiot.
~Sapph
Edited by - Sapphira on 8/22/2003 2:36:04 PM
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~Stop.. ~Sapph
Edited by - Sapphira on 8/22/2003 2:37:00 PM
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~Now. ~Sapph
Edited by - Sapphira on 8/22/2003 2:37:28 PM
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~Before.. ~Sapph
Edited by - Sapphira on 8/22/2003 3:29:29 PM
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~Bad.. ~Sapph
Edited by - Sapphira on 8/22/2003 3:31:30 PM
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~things.. ~Sapph
Edited by - Sapphira on 8/22/2003 3:50:30 PM
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~start.. ~Sapph
Edited by - Sapphira on 8/22/2003 4:30:33 PM
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~to.. ~Sapph
Edited by - Sapphira on 8/22/2003 4:31:02 PM
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~happen. ~Sapph
Edited by - Sapphira on 8/22/2003 4:31:34 PM
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Then Sapphira did everyone a favor and edited all of uvg's posts.
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Then Mario stuck a Bob-omb up hs butt and said "FLY ME!!!, FLY!!!" and the bomb blew mario into space and died of no air.
My brain is working at a rate of 00.4%. :P
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Then the debri of Mario hit the earth at 35445231431543mph.
My brain is working at a rate of 00.4%. :P
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IM ALL ALLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEE!! I'm okay now!
My brain is working at a rate of 00.4%. :P
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THE END!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Why do we drink COW milk? Who was the guy who said, "I think I''ll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze ''em!"?
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Now for Part II...
Luigi trips down a flight of stairs.
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I mean what I mean, but if you know what I mean, how can you mean what I mean - y'know what I mean?
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And lans on a nija cat fome Megaman.
The 2 rulels of success:
1. never tell eneyone everything you know.
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Then Luigi is knocked out and happened to roll so fast that his head got placed perfectly on the rail while a train was coming.
Hey folks, you should try this. Show people your drivers license and ask them if "they have seen this man."
Quote from George W. Bush: "I have opinions, strong ones, but I don''t always agree with them."
Edited by - Trainman on 8/31/2003 12:22:02 AM
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Then Bowser said there was another never before seen Koopa Kid!
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Then Mario said "That's just your stupid dog in a mask!"
My brain is working at a rate of 00.4%. :P
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But then the dog transformed into Optimus Prime!
Darn. Just another mess o’ Chocolate Pan Dowdy.
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And then everyone went to play Zoocube! (don't ask me why...)
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Suddenly, a snowman appeared and threw oranges at a vase in garden.
"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
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Then the story started over. Once apoun atime there was an ugly barnicle, who was so ugly, that every one died. THE END!
* Are you happy now? *
AN official unofficial moderator
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!DNE EHT .deid eno yreve taht ,ylgu os saw ohw ,elcinrab ylgu na saw ereht emite nuopa ecnO .revo detrats yrots eht nehT
Darn. Just another mess o’ Chocolate Pan Dowdy.
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Then Mario said "I bet that took a long time to type!"
My brain is working at a rate of 00.4%. :P
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To which Mario added, "I also a-bet you can't actually a-pronouce all a-that grabage you a-typed."
And all the girls say I''''m pretty fly for a white guy... err, yoshi...
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"Da-nee ett. Dee-id ee-no ee-reeve ta-t, eel-goo ós saw ohh-w', ell-sin-rabb eel-goo nuh saw air-ett ee-might noo-oh-puh eck-no. Ree-vo det-rats ee-rots ett net."
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Then Krystal came!
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Along with the rest of the Star Fox team!
Darn. Just another mess o’ Chocolate Pan Dowdy.
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Along with Belina Te!
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And she stampeded!
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And trampled over Toad.
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I mean what I mean, but if you know what I mean, how can you mean what I mean - y'know what I mean?
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And Toad turned into a pizza topping at Pizza Hut.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
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Then Watoad came back.
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Watoad then turned into a pepperoni.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
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And he rescued Toad off the pizza and they ran to a Toad House to recover.
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Then Mario ate Toad.
X-Box and PS2 Suck with a capital "S".
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So he had a frog in his throat.
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And Mario went to the Helth Inspector and complained about his Waluigi topped pizza.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
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Then the Health Inspector said "....Riiiiiiiiight!!" the busted out laughing.
Who said being physicaly impossible is physicaly impossible?-Me using AR on SMS
Edited by - MarioBro64 on 9/21/2003 1:48:26 PM
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Then Mario ate a chickaroni and underwear sandwich.
Who said being physicaly impossible is physicaly impossible?-Me using AR on SMS
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My reply's number is #1234!
It''s ah me marioguy!
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x_x Wow.
News Flash!: A 106.4% chance of this day sucking.
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Then Mario squrted relish in is pants and said"Catch me 'cause I'm stupid!"
News Flash!: You suck!
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Then Mario atempted to save this topic, but it wasn't easy since he had relish in his pants.
News Flash: I''m desperate for a News Flash!
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Then Mario bashed a PS2 because he agrees on how much Killa of PS2 hates PS2.
Hey everyone,PS2 SUCKS![Notice the capital "S" in PS2 SUCKS because PS2 SUCKS!Also notice the capital letters in PS2 SUCKS!because PS2 SUCKS!!!
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Then Wario lands on Killa of PS2.
Some guy: "Things can''t get any stupider" Me:*Walks in* "Hey!" Some guy:"I spoke too soon"
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Then Donkey Kong took a HUGE monkey crap on MarioBros64
Hey everyone,PS2 SUCKS![Notice the capital "S" in PS2 SUCKS because PS2 SUCKS!Also notice the capital letters in PS2 SUCKS!because PS2 SUCKS!!!
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Then I ate the crap and it was good
P.S.There is no "s" in my name
P.P.S.I wasn't trying to be mean. I did that because you always put "kill PS2" in every thing. This is about a pointless story of Mario.
Some guy: "Things can''t get any stupider" Me:*Walks in* "Hey!" Some guy:"I spoke too soon"
Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/1/2003 6:43:08 PM
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Then Bowser landed on MarioBro64 spike first and then MarioBro64 died and Mario said "I dont care.He was a Mario Bros. wannabe anyway.Besides it doesnt make sense how he didnt die earlier.if hes MarioBro64,N64 died long time ago.Why didnt he die earlier?Well,good riddens.Lets ago pee on MarioBro64's grave,Luigi!"
Hey everyone,PS2 SUCKS![Notice the capital "S" in PS2 SUCKS because PS2 SUCKS!Also notice the capital letters in PS2 SUCKS!because PS2 SUCKS!!!
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Then Mario said"Besides,he eats crap!He must be a load of it."
Hey everyone,PS2 SUCKS![Notice the capital "S" in PS2 SUCKS because PS2 SUCKS!Also notice the capital letters in PS2 SUCKS!because PS2 SUCKS!!!
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Read my last post! I didn't mean it.
Some guy: "Things can''t get any stupider" Me:*Walks in* "Hey!" Some guy:"I spoke too soon"
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Then Mario said"See, He didn't mean it!"
Some guy: "Things can''t get any stupider" Me:*Walks in* "Hey!" Some guy:"I spoke too soon"
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Then Mario figured out MarioBro64 loved PS2 and then Mario wrote on MarioBro64's grave"From Mario:YOU SUCK!!!"
Hey everyone,PS2 SUCKS![Notice the capital "S" in PS2 SUCKS because PS2 SUCKS!Also notice the capital letters in PS2 SUCKS!because PS2 SUCKS!!!
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Then all of a sudden I walk up behind Killa of PS2 and say "I'm sorry dangit and that was a toy you killed, plus I'm startingto get sick of PS2. So next time...DON'T GO FREAKIN' CRAZY!!!"
Some guy: "Things can''t get any stupider" Me:*Walks in* "Hey!" Some guy:"I spoke too soon"
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Then Mario said"Wannabe is lying.He still loves PS2.Look at PS2 Deaths.That will prove his love for the worst system.MarioBro64 lies to much.Lets continue our adventure with Killa of PS2 Luigi.We can use him to destroy all the lovers of PS2[Mainly MarioBro64]"Then MarioBro64 was left cryin in the dirt.Then Mario said"Get off my ground,wannabe.U dont deserve to cry on my ground"
Hey everyone,PS2 SUCKS![Notice the capital "S" in PS2 SUCKS because PS2 SUCKS!Also notice the capital letters in PS2 SUCKS!because PS2 SUCKS!!!
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Alright, I said I owned one. I didn't know it was gonna drop like a hot potato.
And Mario apoligised to me and farted alot of times.
Some guy: "Things can''t get any stupider" Me:*Walks in* "Hey!" Some guy:"I spoke too soon"
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Then Mario said"BAN MarioBro64!!!!!!!!!!"And everyone in the world agreed.
Hey everyone,PS2 SUCKS![Notice the capital "S" in PS2 SUCKS because PS2 SUCKS!Also notice the capital letters in PS2 SUCKS!because PS2 SUCKS!!!
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Then Mario said "Shoot him MarioBro64!"
Some guy: "Things can''t get any stupider" Me:*Walks in* "Hey!" Some guy:"I spoke too soon"
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Then Mario said"I only listen to people who actually play my games.Not Haters of my legendary series."Then Mario shot MarioBro64.
Hey everyone,PS2 SUCKS![Notice the capital "S" in PS2 SUCKS because PS2 SUCKS!Also notice the capital letters in PS2 SUCKS!because PS2 SUCKS!!!
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I've played and beat most every Mario game Crap Face! BYE!
Some guy: "Things can''t get any stupider" Me:*Walks in* "Hey!" Some guy:"I spoke too soon"
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NOTE: This was a fake fight.
Some guy: "Things can''t get any stupider" Me:*Walks in* "Hey!" Some guy:"I spoke too soon"
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Then Mario farted and said "I FARTED WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Some guy: "Things can''t get any stupider" Me:*Walks in* "Hey!" Some guy:"I spoke too soon"
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Then Goku appeared out of nowhere and said he had to help him save world the from one million Invading brown Hamtaros that where the size of Giga Bowser. Then Luigi started speaking Japanese really fast and saying oo oo o between.
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Then Goku popped out of nowhere and said that Mario had to save the world with him from giant Giga bowser sized green Meowth's.
Then Luigi and Toad started speaking Japanese really fast and said oo oo oo between.
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Then Gandhi came to stop all the violence, but there was no salt, so they did a Pepper March instead.
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Then General Pepper gave a speech.
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Then Mario nails Pepper in the back of the head with a shovel 'cause Pepper's speaches are boring. -_- zzz...
Some guy: "Things can''t get any stupider" Me:*Walks in* "Hey!" Some guy:"I spoke too soon"
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Then Mario smashed Toads head with the shovel for no reason whatsoever.
Officer down! Officer down! I gotta go potty!!
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R.E.P.I.T.
MarioBro64 in the hiz-ouse!
Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/9/2003 6:12:24 PM
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Then Peach came and lost an earring so everyone went to the hockey rink to look at new furniture. Unfortunately, it started raining denim clothes and everyone was sad except for a lantern in the corner that didn't exist. Then I was chased by Lizard Dude for talking about existentialism. Then everyone went for pizza.
If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
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Then I got spelling lesons.
then I fogot them.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I come and go as I pleass.
I wonder how mad 5 is at me?
*truns on tv*
This episode is brout to you buy the number 5 and the leters D-I-E.
Nope, not a clue.
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YAY! Then Mario ate 4000000000 tons of green jello. Then Peach said "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY EYES!" 'Cause when Mario got fat off of the jello, his clothes riped off! *vomits* MY EYES!
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Then the unpredictable happenend!
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Yeah, Chupperson Weird cut his hair! Then a boot fell from the sky and landed on that non-existing lantern that didn't exist.
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Then mario turned into THE INCREDIBLY FAT ITALIAN,He then jumped on the ground and licked the vomit and he farted himself to a graveyard where he farted and it made the zombies come make a $h!t monster.
I always have the latest info.Did you know if you eat something then wait awhile brown stuff comes from your butt?
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Then the poop monster eats Luigi.
And stupidmonkey I like you sig LOL!
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Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
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Thanx! The monster eats marioguy,thats how he turned into sadib100 because they used the magic hairnet to bring him to poop world and then he screams like a girl so loud that the other $h!t monsters kicked his @$$ back to earth.
I always have the latest info.Did you know if you eat something then wait awhile brown stuff comes from your butt?
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And every body ran from the marioguy monster. All of a sudden Mario flies around the monster in an airplane. Mario:"FIRE!" And he shoots the monster with chill-out badges and bullets.
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Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
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THE INCREDIBLY FAT ITALIAN ate sadib100 and he died for good.Then luigi mooned THE INCREDIBLY FAT ITALIAN and he spit up mario 128 and tayce t. killed her mom and fed it to THE INCREDIBLY FAT ITALIAN and it turned back to mario and the $h!t monster turned into wario.Then luigi came back and sucked e.gadd up with the new poltergeist 45326.71726.24!
I always have the latest info.Did you know that marioguy is evil?
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Gadd:"Let me out, Luigi! Luigi:"NEVER!!!" And Luigi started to beat the poltergust on the ground. Then he shot it with a Rocket Launcher Supreme and it blew to pieces with Gadd in it! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
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James Bond comes by and says, "Gimme my rocket launcher back!"
*slaps Gadd with rocket launcher*
Stupid inventions- Ejector seat for helicopters.
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Then Luigi shoots James Bond with a Tommy Gun. Mario:"...Who's the ugly guy on the ground bleeding" Luigi:"...MUST KILL!"
So he kills Mario.
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Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
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Luigi shot himself and said "now no one can kill me.Then a giant mountain dew eats luigi and king boo grabbed duke nukem and they got married and had a baby gun and it shot them.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I always have the latest info.Did you know that there was a Super Nintendo?
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/12/2003 6:12:25 PM
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Once again, stupidmonkey, I like your sig!
And Toad walks up notices he's all alone. Toad:"Hello!........." All was silent then... All of the dead people come alive, even Bond! Zombies:"Make Toad one of us!" Toad:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
And then they kill him.
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Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
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Thanx.Wario farted on all the zombies and the giant mountain dew becam the reeeaaaallly big mountain dew and it grew nipples of the future.It exploded because lord duke got revived and farted so bad it ripped open little people and peach killed toad for being a ***** when he's supposed to be a guard.
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Whoops did i cuss? sorry my computer is messing up... again!
I always have the latest info.Did you know that there was a Super Nintendo?
Edited by - stupidmonkey on 10/12/2003 3:37:09 PM
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Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/12/2003 3:38:23 PM
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Then every one dies for no reason.
I always have the latest info.Did you know that there was a Super Nintendo?
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Then the story restarts! Mario, Luigi ,Toad ,and Peach were walking. "Look!" said Toad "A chain chomp!"
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Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
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Check out what I said at Y are lizarddudean insane steve (moderators)such diks.Teen Titan Raven doesn't care about what he says.He should wash his mouth out with soap,shampoo and conditioner.He shouldn't take drugs.
I always have the latest info.Did you know that there was a Super Nintendo?
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Continuing MarioBro64's...
(Uh, I guess we should actually change what happens this time...)
The chain chomp became angry.
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I mean what I mean, but if you know what I mean, how can you mean what I mean - y'know what I mean?
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And the Chain Chomp began to suffer a concussion.
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"Look," said Toad, "A chain chomp!"
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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And the chain chomp ate Mario's head off!
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I wonder what happens if you drop popcorn in the toilet when it has that blue junk in it.
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Then Mario ran around in circles like a headless chicken (true!).
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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"Look," said Toad, "A chicken!"
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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But Toad was under the illusion that it was a chicken, when it actually was Mario (headless).
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Then the chicen was eating a ham sandwich.
Shadow The Ultemet Video Gamer's Secret Identity (UVG)
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Then Trainman realized that the plot was getting stupid and that uvg needs to learn how to spell.
the secind rurel of suces:
Never hire uvg to be your lawyer and speak for you...
the thurd rurel of suces: Never let uvg write reviews for your site...
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then mario's body ran into a super mushroom and he grew into super mario and his head sprouted back
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But it was a chicken head!
Yahoo! 1300th post!
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Then Mario mysteriously disappeared, while Toad was eating some KFC.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Toad ate so much fried chicken that he BECAME a chicken, and was still hungary, so he ate himself.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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then peach said "that was gross but now we dont have to listen to his anoying voice anymore
i am the 1 and only tom ato (tomato) mario (the olny mario that throws tomatoes insted of fire balls)
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Then Toad's ghost appeared as Frank Sinatra, and Toad started to sing "High Hopes" along with the Koopa Kids... in his own voice.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 10/29/2003 11:47:05 AM
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But everyone's ears blew-up to the voice that sounds like a beak scraping on a chalk board.
Toad: LAAA-AAA!!! LAAAAA-AAA-AA!!!!!
Everyone: ARRRRRRGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!
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I wonder what happens if you drop popcorn in the toilet when it has that blue junk in it.
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Luigi couldn't stand it anymore, brought out a vacuum and sucked up Toad's ghost. Everyone was relieved.
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I mean what I mean, but if you know what I mean, how can you mean what I mean - y'know what I mean?
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Then Toad's ghost sang in his atrocious voice even louder, that the vacuum burst into tiny bits and Toad escaped!
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 10/30/2003 3:15:47 PM
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Then the Power Rangers came to visit
Go Power Rangers!
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And all the guys from Sentai shows beat up the Power Rangers for being a cheap cash-in on the real deal.
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"HIIIGH APPLE PIIIIE IN THE... SKYYYYY HOPES!!!!!" sang Toad's ghost, and so everyone who was non-Mario died.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Then the VR Troopers came and their talking dog ate Toad's ghost eliminating it forever!
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Then Toad's ghost returned from the Great Beyond and stabbed everyone to death with a spoon because he was angry when TheEggMan tried to eliminate him!
People must die.
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Then Luigi appeared with the Poltergust 4000 (the newest model that can suck up even the most-annoying ghosts) and sucked up Toad's ghost, ending all havoc.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Then Henry and Orville came and ran Luigi over! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
People must die.
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Then the story restarted.
"Look!" said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Then Mario STABBED the chain chomp to death until it died!!
People must die.
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Then Bowser walked over, picked up...
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Then the story started over, and Toad said, "Look! A Chain Chomp!"
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
Please unban me from #tmk. I promise to stop being so annoying.
CATS:ALL YOUR LOWER SURFACE ARE HEARING TO US
CATS:YOU CREDIT NO PROBABILITY TO SURVIVING FORMING YOUR TIME.
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"WAHHH!!" said Ronald McDonald, "I'm a sick clown named Ronald McDonald! I do the dishes like I do..." then Mario slapped Ronald until he died.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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along came the Beetleborgs,Masked Rider,Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,VR Troopers,and the hulk came to visit.
Go Power Rangers!
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Then Toad swiped the comics away from Mario, saying "In the world of Nintendo this is like those nasty magazines people lust over in the real world."
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Then Donkey Kong snapped Toads neck, cooked him over a fire and had mushroom stew while selling magizines of naughty pictures of Princess Toadstool as any good rogue would do.
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Then Peach found out, she slapped Blackmage across the face for being such a perv.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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WHO IS THIS IMPOSTOR TARNISHING THE GOOD NAME OF BLACK MAGE?!
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Bowser Jr.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Then Donkey Kong fell into a puddle of quicksand.
People must die.
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Wario took Donkey Kong's magazine of naughty pictures of Peach for himself.
It''s-a me, Wario. And I''ve come to take a bite out of Mario!!!
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Then the story restarted: "Look!" said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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So toad and the chain-chomp went out to play a freindly game of ice hockey.
When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?
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Then Toad slipped and slid across the ice and face-first into a wall.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Then the Chain Chomp chewed on the corpse.
Remember, fighting never solves anything... unless you kill them.
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Then Mario chewed on the chain chomp and Luigi chewed on Mario.
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I wonder what happens if you drop popcorn in the toilet when it has that blue junk in it.
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MMMmmm. Tastes Italian.
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And then Birdo came.
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Then Birdo started to throw muffins at the Chain Chomp.
~.:Laugh, and the world laughs with you, cry, and the world laughs harder!:.~
~.:Laugh, and the world laughs with you, cry, and the world laughs harder!:.~
Edited by - luigi~lover on 11/9/2003 2:02:07 PM
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Then Mario started to laugh.
"How do you spell 'we'? As in 'we would'?"
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Then Luigi's pants fell down while he was dancing to rap music.
Remember, fighting never solves anything... unless you kill them.
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Then Donkey Kong & Crew came and sang the DK Rap.
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But they didn't sing very good.
When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?
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Then Toad picked up noting!
She's drunk; it's funny!
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 11/19/2003 3:44:30 PM
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Then Mario flew home with a bottle stuck up his butt...
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I see dead people!......Wait No! That''s my reflection in the mirror.
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Then I siad "My full name is Dr. Tyler James Shadow ultement video gamer zero phd. ed. vdogamer. bla bla ect. ect. ect. a. s. f.!" and everyone died by my shur stopitedy!
By the way, that is my full name,But most people call me Shadowuvgz!
tell me when I care.
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Then a Toad screamed, "I'm bored! Where is everyone?!"
She's drunk; it's funny!
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Then John Cena came and said"Yo,Yo,Yo Whassup homey G's Do you foo's Watch DBZ?I like to rhyme can't you see?if you don't like it,suck my halloweenie."
the ultimate fight: Brock Lesnar vs. Bill Goldberg!
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Then everyone went to Battle Creek, MI to the Kellogg's Headquarters.
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Then Mario slapped himself and said "Yippee!" for no apparent reason.
She's drunk; it's funny!
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Then Toad woke up from a freaky dream, and said, "What is going on?!"
They're always laughing... laughing at nothing.
Edited by - TJOghost8 on 11/24/2003 12:15:41 PM
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Then his closet opened and he got sucked into another dimension.
She's drunk; it's funny!
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Then Luigi woke up from a freaky dream and said, "Why was I dreaming about Toad dreaming?"
They're always laughing... laughing at nothing.
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Why are people ignoring this topic? It's like only TJOghost8 and I are the only ones who ever LOOK at this topic.
Then he started jumping up and down on his bed for no reason.
She's drunk; it's funny!
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Yeah! What gives?
Then Luigi broke through the bed and got stuck.
They're always laughing... laughing at nothing.
Edited by - TJOghost8 on 11/27/2003 7:18:39 AM
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Then somehow the whole Mario crew got together 8 Gamecubes, 8 Broadband Adapters, and all the other stuff required to play a LAN Game of MK:DD!!
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And then Luigi wondered... "How come Nintendo made a modem adapter if they aren't supporting online games?"
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Mario answered, "Well, I guess we'll have to ask Satoru Iwata (the President of Nintendo's Japanese headquarters)"
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So Mario and Luigi went to Nintendo's Japanese headquarters and talked with Satoru Iwata, who said... "
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"We wanted to release the modem adapters in order to make Microsoft second-guess our intentions."
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And then the time warp machine came back into existance and they all went back in time to the time they all saw the chain chomp.
Yeah.... Its all good....
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And Toad said "Look a chai*crunch!*" as Toad's head got eaten off...
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I see dead people!......Wait No! That''s my reflection in the mirror.
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And then the World exploded.
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Then Toad was dead.
She's drunk; it's funny!
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And then Mario started to laugh.
They're always laughing... laughing at nothing.
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Then Princess Peach laughed, evilly.
She's drunk; it's funny!
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Because she directed the chain chomp to bite Toad's head off.
My identity will not be spoken.
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Then Mario laughed again.
She's drunk; it's funny!
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Then Mario was slapped.
She's drunk; it's funny!
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But out of nowhere, toadette saved toad!
When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?
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But Toad was still dead.
They're always laughing... laughing at nothing.
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And he will be dead forevermore! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Then, Kirby appeared. "Look!" Said Kirby. "A chain chomp!" Then everyone beat up Kirby until he was dead. Then they killed Dedede 4769756257967925798245697 times with a cattle prod.
Proud to be an American!
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Then birdo questioned the meaning of "look, said toad, "a chain chomp".
Or is it... *shifts eyes suspiciously*
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And then SuperGiftedGirl (me) came onto the seen and said "I will save Toad!!!" She heeled him imeedeeatly.
Why does everybody torture me? Soon I will rule the world! And then you'll be sorry!!
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And then CharginChuck realized how pointless this story was turning out, but how fun it was too.
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Suddenly, a carton of milk came flying into the scene, covering everybody with vitamin D goodness. But then, an apple flew in front of the milk. Who will win? The Milk, or the Apple?...
I''m the "trick" in "eccentric".
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Alright 1 sentence here goes:
Draw! that's right draw! the apple and milk start drawing pictures of Juji Fruit and his heroic adventures, Mario does not like this and rips up the pictures, Juji starts to cry!
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The both Toad AND Toadette say "look, a chain-chomp!"
When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?
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Then Waluigi walks up and whacks Toad with a rake. And starts slicing Toadette with it.
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Bobby: "*sniff!* There''s some milk in the fridge that''s about to go bad... And there it goes..."-King of the Hill
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Then Toad and Toadette combined into the unbeatable TWOAD and then they threw Waluigi for a loop.
I wish I were sun at dusk. ... ... ... ... ......ha ha kidding.
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Suddenly, a giant waffle came to Bowser, telling him that he will help stop Twoad.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
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Then Waluigi drop dead out of no were, just because I hate him dearly really.
The early bird gets the worm, but is to tired to eat it!
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The unbeatable twoad ate the waffle and died because it was poisonous.
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I have never seen more than three meese at one time.
Edited by - Deezer on 1/9/2004 5:12:44 PM
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Luckly Twoad has 2009 life shroom. (So he's alive)
The early bird gets the worm, but is to tired to eat it!
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Then Twoad realized that life shrooms sucked and ate instead a 1-up super, then he whipped out tankooi and hammer suits to become SHUPER HAMMER TANKOOWOAD!!!
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
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But he still kept the 2008 life shrooms from the game Paper Mario!
The early bird gets the worm, but is to tired to eat it!
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And then conquered the entire world and liberated the toads from slavery
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I have never seen more than three meese at one time.
Edited by - Deezer on 1/9/2004 5:12:44 PM
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Then time went backward to the part where Toad was eating his KFC that was apparently made out of Mario.
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
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toad then fished the chiken then threw up.
nintendo rules mircosoft sucks
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Toad drank the puke withought knowing why, this caused him to have visions of bugs bummy climbing out of his face and dancing about with sharp thing in his hands...
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
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But then, Toad realized that they weren't visions at all; bugs bummy (whoever that is) really was dancing about with sharp things in his hands.
(please say the following in the best Darth Vader voice you can) Mario.... I am....your biggest fan!
Edited by - Nintendo Boy on 1/15/2004 3:20:06 PM
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Bugs bummy was apparently a hobo-version of the cartoon, Bugs Bunny.
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
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Then Bugs Bummy started eating a ham sandwich, unaware that it was poisoned, so Bugs Bummy died and Toad started to laugh.
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.
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Then Toad threw a Flying Spiny Shell at McDonalds.
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The spiny shell broke through the Micky Deez kitchen wall, revealing a bloody clown slaughtering a cow with a blunt butcher knife.
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
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Then Popple had to scrub Little Fungitown.
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And every Rotten Ronnie's on earth spontaneously combusted.
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How important do you have to be before you can get assassinated instead of just murdered?
Edited by - Deezer on 1/12/2004 5:12:44 PM
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Then TEM fixed the time-space continuum to where time-travel or the reversal of time was no longer possible. (Accept the plot line people, no more changing history in the story!)
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
All Hail Blage!
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Then Toad woke up from a freaky dream in which he had visions of Bugs Bummy dancing with sharp objects, then laughed at his death, then revealed a bloody clown butchering a cow, and TEM fixed the Time Space Continuum and since it was a dream it never happened.
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
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Then Toad's clown doll came to life, grabbed Toad and dragged him under the bed in an attempt to strangle him!
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.
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Toad went to the Castle, to discover something; something mysterious, shrouded in a gilded aura of florescent wonder, which utterly filled the Mushroom Retainer with overflowing mirth... and it was... it was... Luigi.
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Mario`s adventure is over for now, but,
Mario`s dream lives forever...
Dream on, Mario... dream on.
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Luigi was eating a taco, the taco said nothing, luigi ate a taco and luigi ate a taco, taco, taco......
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
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Until it said, PLAY MORE NINTENDO!
The early bird gets the worm, but is to tired to eat it!
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The taco hypnotized Luigi and he did everything the taco told him to.
1400th reply!
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
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And yet, Taco felt sad, sad as a pile of corn in a leather factory, Taco needed a friendly friend, so taco told luigi to bring Taco friends.
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
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Then I ate the taco. MM, Chalupa! Then the Taco bell dog said "Drop the chalupa!!!"
I''m a rube, you''re a rube, we''re all rubes on this twisted Earth.
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Jman didn't listen to the Taco Bell Dog, so it bit of his foot.
(please say the following in the best Darth Vader voice you can) Mario.... I am....your biggest fan!
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Then Mario sensed something horrible... Probably because he was on the toilet... But then he raced to the rescue! But tripped over many things.
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ROTFLMFBOUOMBIHP! (Roll on the floor laughing my freakin butt off uncontrollably on my back in horrible pain!)
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Including Toad.
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And the toilet paper trailing from his rear end.
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How important do you have to be before you can get assassinated instead of just murdered?
Edited by - Deezer on 1/12/2004 5:12:44 PM
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And the toilet paper trailing from his rear end.
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How important do you have to be before you can get assassinated instead of just murdered?
Edited by - Deezer on 1/12/2004 5:12:44 PM
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And a broken record.
And a broken record.
Find your inner monkey.
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Then Taco Bell Dog barfed up the foot and Mario tripped on it.
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C:DOS
C:DOS/RUN
RUN DOS RUN
Edited by - Deezer on 1/20/2004 5:12:44 PM
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Then Mario had a vision of an insane koopa troopa chewing on its own face, Mario didn't care so he continued to run and forgt all about the recently described vision of an insane koopa troopa chewing on its own face.
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
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Then I posted this post.
Find your inner monkey.
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Then I pondered why someone would waste valuable Internet space like that, when it could be put to better use.
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C:DOS
C:DOS/RUN
RUN DOS RUN
Edited by - Deezer on 1/20/2004 5:12:44 PM
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Then something happend that I'm not sure that really happened to happen or not... My eyes just went crossed...
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There''s a message in my salad. It says "Eat more chicken".
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I don't really think it would just happen to happen, it would have to happen to happen for a reason, wouldn't it? Of course, if it didn't happen to happen at all, we woudn't happen to have to worry whether it happened to happen or not.
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C:DOS
C:DOS/RUN
RUN DOS RUN
Edited by - Deezer on 1/20/2004 5:12:44 PM
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"Happen" is mentioned so many times, I actually forgot what it means! (I'm not trying to offend you, n/a, though. To marioguy: This doesn't mean I'm retarded.)
Then Mario's head exploded due to the stress of the sentence.
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
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But Luigi happened to find a "head-restorative mushroom" and happened to give it to Mario, who happened to recover.
(whoa, i just realized i passed my 300 post mark a while ago! woohoo!)
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C:DOS
C:DOS/RUN
RUN DOS RUN
Edited by - Deezer on 1/20/2004 5:12:44 PM
Edited by - n/a on 1/24/2004 9:05:18 PM
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And then there happened to be an explosion.
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Then a Terminator was sent back into the past to prevent Sarah Conner from giving birth to John Conner. (I watched "Terminator" just about half an hour ago.)
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
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But he decided to become the governor of California instead.
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"I'll be back," Mario muttered, then ran off to the Mens' Room.
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
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And found Toad stuck in a urinal.
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C:DOS
C:DOS/RUN
RUN DOS RUN
Edited by - Deezer on 1/20/2004 5:12:44 PM
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But Mario had to go REAL bad, and so the only urinal was out of order, so he let it rip in his pants.
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.
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And he pondered why he didn't just use a regular toilet.
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Because somebody had shoved Lakitu in the other toilet, so Mario went to go beat up his number-one suspect, Waluigi!
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Haiku:
writing a poem
with seventeen syllables
is very diffi
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But it was hard to concentrate on defeating Waluigi because Waluigi wouldn't stop watching Jerry Seinfeld.
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
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So Mario decided to join him in watching Seinfeld, who was in the next stall.
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And Toad shouted, "Help me! Your princess is in another stall!"
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
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But toad was incomprehensive of his current surroundings and overlooked the fact that Giga Bowser was in the very same stall at that time.
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
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So Giga Bowser grabbed Toad, and in doing so, pulled the urinal he was stuck in from the wall.
"Griddle cakes, hotcakes, pancakes, and flapjacks; Why is it we have four words for "grilled batter" but only one word for "love"?"- George Carlin
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Water squirted out of the wall and melted Giga Bowser, dropping Toad and the urinal.
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
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Then I said "Give me back my foot!
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Then Toad said, "Look, a Chai-!" but was interrupted when his mouth filled with the water spraying from the wall.
"Griddle cakes, hotcakes, pancakes, and flapjacks; Why is it we have four words for "grilled batter" but only one word for "love"?"- George Carlin
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And Toad was knocked unconcious by Jman's foot.
I''m not dead, I''m electroencephalographically challenged.
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Then Seinfeld made a quip about how unerving it is when you're trying to go to the bathroom and mushroom-like people are getting hit with feet.
"Griddle cakes, hotcakes, pancakes, and flapjacks; Why is it we have four words for "grilled batter" but only one word for "love"?"- George Carlin
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But as usual, no one really laughed, because they were being paid to "laugh."
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 2/5/2004 1:10:17 PM
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Then Jerry Seinfeld tripped and fell head first into Yoshi's open mouth.
I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.
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Yoshi swallowed Seinfeld and the curse was uplifted.
"Griddle cakes, hotcakes, pancakes, and flapjacks; Why is it we have four words for "grilled batter" but only one word for "love"?"- George Carlin
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What an uplifting curse.
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
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Then, everyone realized they had to get out of the bathroom, which was rapidly filling with toilet water.
"Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someone''s neck, and the guy starts screaming and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because, what is that thing?!"- Jack Handey
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So they escaped out of the bathroom and went to AutoZone.
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Then Wario flies out on his magic jellyfish. So he zapped every thing in sight. While the people screamed horibble bloody murder! While the entire area burned and the Earth had a huge crater on the west hemisphere from the fire! Thus, reverting the Earth in to a WORTHLESS PILE OF RUBBLE INCLUDING ALL THE PEOPLE!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!... Sorry.
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Billy and Mandy quote of the week!
"Billy''s Dad: Son, It''s kinda hard to read the paper through your butt..."
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Then Mariobro64 posted 5 sentences(not counting the last laugh and "Sorry.") instead of one, which meant he was taken over and controlled by the son of evil, Bowser Jr.!
I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.
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Bowser Jr. then went on to control the minds of everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom, save one lonely Cheep-Cheep.
"Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someone''s neck, and the guy starts screaming and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because, what is that thing?!"- Jack Handey
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But the Cheep Cheep couldn't help anyone because it could only speak Spanish, like all of Dora the Idiot's friends.
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
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Sorry, double-post.
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 2/10/2004 6:26:01 PM
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"¿Que pasa?" asked the Cheep Cheep.
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
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(Forgive me, I don't know Spanish)
"Que hora es? Enchilada tortilla es Taco Bell!"
exclaimed the Cheep Cheep.
"Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someone''s neck, and the guy starts screaming and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because, what is that thing?!"- Jack Handey
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"¡Amo el Taco Bell! ¿Usted ama el Taco Bell? ¿Tengo gusto del queso? ¿Usted tienen gusto del queso? ¡El gusto de Bell del Taco tiene gusto del queso!" said the Cheep Cheep.
*cough*
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Stupid Phil Quote #1: The only difference between Alex and Ryan is that they both have blond hair.
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Then, the Cheep Cheep decided it was time to take matters into its own hands, er . . . flippers, er . . . wings (with the Mexican Hat Dance playing in the background).
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield
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So the Cheep-Cheep started his own adventure called "Super Cheep-Cheep Fish"!
(I thought the one sentence rule was ceased a while ago...)
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And there''s my 1.2 cents!
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Then Toad said, "¡mirada! Un Chomp De cadena!"
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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Then Mario says "Sorry, I don't speak French."
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And there''s my 1.2 cents!
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Then Toad said, "Comment défi vous ne pas parler français, vous imbécile ignorant !"
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.
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Then the Cheep Cheep, teamed with Multi-Lingual Toad, raced toward Bowser Jr.'s castle to destroy his mind controlling device.
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield
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suddenly,a giant ASS appeared to front of the cheep-cheep
and toad
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Then Toad decided to go on a vacation to Benjing, China, where he ate delicious Chinese food and visited some landmarks, like the Temple of Heaven and the Forbidden City.
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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The Cheep Cheep called Toad and yelled, "Burrito! El taco chimichanga usted frijole!"
[Translation: Hey! We're in the middle of a crisis. Come back!]
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield
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Then Mario says "I'm so confused! What the heck is going on!?" So Mario starts beating his head on a rock.
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And there''s my 1.2 cents!
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Bowser Jr. laughed evily and exclaimed, "Ahh, it's good to be alive and in control of everyone's minds, especially Mario's."
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield
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then mario saw the giant ass,and got an idea:he turned around,and farted a mighty fart!
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"Hee-haw!" said the ass.
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield
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Dann sprach Toad den Esel mit Tod in der deutschen Sprache.
Okay, I'm not that good at German.
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Using dictionary.com, that translates to "Then Toad spoke the donkey with death in the German language." Interesting.
Then, at random, Mario spoke: "Mein Bleistift ist groß und gelb."
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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suddenly bill gates appeared.mario thought;how on earth that **** is alive?we defeated him on page 58!(or was it 59?) well anyway,mario was confused...
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I meant it to say he spoke the donkey to death, but oh well...
...so Mario threw Bill Gates into a bottomless pit of alligators.
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It''''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
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But Bill Gates tasted like gym socks, so they spit him back out.
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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That's because he WAS a pile of gym socks, so Mario decided to go to the dry cleaners.
My identity will not be spoken.
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The guy in charge of the dry cleaners was... George Jefferson WTH
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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:
Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
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...who fell over dead for no apparant reason.
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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
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Then Mario's big nose exploded for no reason.
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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Then tons of candy started gushing out of Mario's nose!
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DE QUIZNO SUBS! ANY COUPON WORKS! BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUTS! DE QUIZNO SUBS!
This post is brought to you by Food! It''s edible!
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Hi, it is I, Dr. Tyler Shadowuvg1, back from SoaH city with a wole bag of anoinces. And now that I am a uvg1, not zero, I can use spelling and Gramer correctly (most of the time.) I have moved back to fungi town, FOEVER!
Ho ya, the scentince.
Uuuu... Mario bit Luigi, who tund int a vampier. Luigi bit Mario, who tund into a wharewolf. Mario bit Luigi agan, who tuned into a tolit.
If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
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So then Wario came along, sat on Mario, and well... did his business....
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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:
Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
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And then an army of Koopa Troopas rebelled against Bowser.
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But Bowser burnt them all to death with his breath.
I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.
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Then the almighty *~*Stealth-LinK*~* returned from his sacred place of slumber to wreak havoc on your crops and livestock!
tehn uvg cam bcak and stil dosnt no how too spel
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King boo appeared and ate SL then went back to australia. Then a giant wheel ran over mario and mario lost a life now having 999,999,999,999,999,999 lives left.
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Wheel_kirby
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Then a giant Pizza covered the land.
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
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Then I siked all my E-100 seres robot on the evele, manchewing pizza from the planit blatofthegoapms. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
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But Mario melted them and Luigi short-circuited them.
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DE QUIZNO SUBS! ANY COUPON WORKS! BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUTS! DE QUIZNO SUBS!
This post is brought to you by Food! It''s edible!
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And then vampier mario bit mario and tolit luigi flushd luigi with Gama and me left. then I sent gama to kill bill gates and all X-Boxes so I can have the vampier marios and tolit with leminy sitricman flavord luigi Luigi. The end. .dne ehT .igiuL. Not the end.
If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
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And then everyone started playing Fire Emblem for GBA.
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And Shadow Heroes for the Gamecube!
Sonic Heroes (suld be nabed Shadow Heroes)
If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
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Except their mean old cousins broke their Gamecubes into seven pieces, and hid them in various parts of the Mushroom Kingdom!
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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
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Except their mean old cousins broke their Gamecubes into seven pieces, and hid them in various parts of the Mushroom Kingdom!
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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
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So Mario shoots a rocket at Earth.
Mario: Oops... Was I not supposed to do that?
Everyone:...
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Jammin'' sig of the week-"Zap: HELLO!? Disembodied head here!"
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But Mario promised never to do it again, so we forgave him.
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Morning: Life''s little reboot button
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Fortunately, another rocket shot from Earth blew up the one Mario shot in the first place!
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But then the smell of my stinky feet killed everyone.
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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
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Then the corpses sniffed the smell and were somehow revived again.
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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Then a giant papaya fell off the top of the Empire State Building.
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Exerpt from the Vatican Rag:
Get in line in that Prossesional
Step into that small canfessional
There''s a guy who know religion
He''ll tell you if your sin''s original
If it is try playing it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
2-4-6-8 Time to transubstantiate!
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It fell onto a small hole in the space-time continuum, which tore open, and it made the time loop again.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
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Then All the soni-mario mixed fans ataked all the just sonic and just mario fans, But beacuse of the time luping, we mutate into heghog vesins of mario cariters, BUT THERE ROBOTS! ooooOOOOOOOoooooo!
If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
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*********100 page ********************
Then we all us sanarios have sonario cake with lugnut filling for the 100th page. A ROBOTIC 100th page! ooooooOOOOOOooooo!
If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
Edited by - uvg on 4/12/2004 5:20:06 PM
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And it landed on uvg, causing the story to start over with Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad going on a walk, and Toad saying "Look, a Chain Chomp!".
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Somebody get this freakin'' duck away from me!~Strong Bad
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
Edited by - donotcare95 on 4/12/2004 5:39:26 PM
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What fell on me, the papea, misile, or cake?
If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
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The robotic 100th page.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
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Which blew up, killing the papaya.
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IBM: Inferior But Marketable
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"Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, I'm a girl that dresses like a boy!" sang twinrova, the two headed freak of nature. "Die, evil lord Java!" screamed Ash Ketchum as he stabbed himself with a pointy rock.
Then Mario had Yoshi eat them both.
Jman''''s various quote of the week #2: I would have to say that the Quizno''s spongemonkeys are quite possibly the worst mascots ever created. Worse even than William Hung hosting the FoxBox.
Edited by - Jman on 4/17/2004 2:25:30 PM
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Then the story restarted with Toad walking cautiously through Wario's woods.
mariofan 7, I got the 1500th post. Nya nya! Now shut up.
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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Hey, you forgot to â„¢ your shut upâ„¢.
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IBM: Inferior But Marketable
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Then Stealth-LinK came back.....AGAIN!!!
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And then everyone ran for their lives!
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Why? How is running going to save their lives? They'll die anyway. No hope is this world...
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IBM: Inferior But Marketable
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Mario pulled out a Beanie Baby.
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He named the beanie baby Bobble.
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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Then Chet Rippo came and stole Mario's beanie babie.
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An Army of Furbies took revenge.
I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.
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Then the story restarted again, but this time, it started differently: Bowser, Wario, Waluigi, and Boshi went for a walk.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
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"Look," said Boshi. "A Ch. . . Cheep Cheep!"
"Boy, I sure wish I had some dynamite."- Calvin
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Wario picked his nose and saw a figure in the distance.
I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.
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Wario pops out of existence and came back as a dancing bear.
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Wario decides to put on a show for 500 coins per person(Ouch!).
Mario has fused with the N-force!
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Then Wario turned back to normal, and farted so loud, everyone within 8 miles of him fainted.
A Chain Chomp approaches Mario and Luigi.
Mario: Are you thinking what i''m thinking?
Luigi: Yeah!
They both run away screaming.
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Then Waluigi hide in a trash can.
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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The distant ocean crashed tumultuously and brashly over the dunes of the white-sand beach, emitting a gentle sigh with each inward lap over the sand, foaming and crashing; out upon the beast of blue and green, a small boat rocked and weaved amongst the waves in beautiful harmony, and upon it sat Fishmael, doing what he did best, fishing, and listening to the distant hum of a small radio upon his little boat; "..Bowser was spotted in.. Toad Town... mass... -tion and... chaos... ..--rty lives lost... many more wounded..... Mario and Luigi not yet sighted......bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. *crackle*" ..and Fishmael grunted in thought, muttering, "Trouble's brewin."
Contrary to what anyone might think from looking, that is one sentence. = )
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"Word I was in the house alone,
Somehow must have gotten abroad:
Word I was in my life alone.
Word I had no one left but God."
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Then, Super Mario didn't understand the concept of semi-colons.
"Good News: Ten golfers are struck by lightning every year."- George Carlin
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And I ate a sandwich.
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"blbalaleblbalel... That''s all folks!" -Porky Pig''s most famous line
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Captin olmar came to the story and said "the eting of the sandwic is most extrodinary. opon futher inspection, I se that there is little carits in it. What... that's not carits... thats a pikmen and jelly sandwich! Picmen, atack!" but by the time he said that, he gut cilld by the robotic 100th pages rbotic sonario fans and the cake with the papia and the cake that was posesed by my cat and thought that it was a kriket, and it tred to make musik with it's legs, but it didden't comm out right... o.k., I will stop now.
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http://www.geocities.com/ethasamullet/dontclickhere.htm Dont go there because it is my arcives of Ds picurs.
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Then uvg posted more than he was supposed to.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
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Then Mario farted so loud, everyone within 99999999999999999999999999 millimeters fainted.
A Chain Chomp approaches Mario and Luigi.
Mario: Are you thinking what i''m thinking?
Luigi: Yeah!
They both run away screaming.
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Then CharginChuck resurrected this topic.
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Then Mario set off to battle the ghosts that plagued the Itailian food restaurant.
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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Mario gets hit by one of the ghosts at the restaurant and shrinks back to regular Mario.
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Now Mario was worn out and needed gas; since he was a regular person, he refilled himself with 13 gallons of regular Gas from Shell.
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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The thing was,Due to the high gas prices, Mario didn't have enough to pay for 13 gallons.
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Dang Jackie, I don''t want to kiss a short, pale and poor girl.
-Michael Kelso, That 70''s show_
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So Mario is sad and just lets off a spark. "Quick!" said Mario. We need to earn money!" "Just don't let the ghosts chase you when you turn away, Mario!" said Luigi. mario turned around and a ghost was right in front of his face. "Whoah"
~Shadow Orthrus~
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Mario used his Firehand and scorched the ghost to the other side.
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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After that, Mario suffered from dangerous fumes emitted by his burning glove.
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"That building's at least 100 stories." "Yeah, and I bet they all start with 'Once upon a floor'."
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TAYL: Talk At Ya Later
Lazer Mario
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So Mario ate a sandwich.
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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Then he cought hipothermia! Yay desesed sandwich!
The legendary wind will never blow out!
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So luigi gave him a blanket and a thermos full of warm soup to make him better.
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
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The warm soup was too hot so Mario dropped and spilled it on his lap, ensuing a very painful feeling.
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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"OWWWWW!!!" said Mario.
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Quips & Quotes 1: "Where''s the bathroom in this place?!?"
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Luigi called the mushroom medics and they took mario to the nearest hospital
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
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But because of Luigi's dyslexic tendency, he accidentally took Mario to a "Hostile Spit", where everyone spat violently at them.
Everything is as smooth as sandpaper pajamas.
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So they went to Peach's castle for Mario to be seen by the royal doctor, Dr T.Stall
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
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But, once again because of Luigi, Mario was accidentally taken to a bathroom toilet stall.
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But, once again because of Luigi, Mario was accidentally taken to a bathroom toilet stall.
"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
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Sorry, but is there a way I could delete on e of those posts?
"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
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Where he got a mssive swirly! Oh, the shame!!
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My Wario''s on fire!
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And then Wario came out of the toilet and started swearing at Luigi. Luigi had comletly forgotten about Mario! Luigi was taking a dump while Mario was badly injured!
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Suddenly Peach stormed, in furious with rage that luigi had abandoned Mario and began to lecture him severely about his responsibility to his brother.
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
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Then Wario shouted at the top of his lungs,
"I AM KING OF NINTENDO!"
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And Mario woke up in a furios rage, walked up to Wario, and....
"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
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stuffed a giant vegetable in his mouth.
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 10/6/2004 11:11:02 AM
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Then Colette danced on Tingle's sholders as Mario went to Pizza Hut.
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And then everyone starts to uncontrollably vomit everywhere.
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Then a squad of Mushroom Riot police arrived and arrested everyone.
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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And then this story almost started to make sense!
"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
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Meanwhile in Bowser's castle....
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 10/18/2004 6:22:15 AM
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...Bowser was playing Donkey Konga while Kammy Koopa was listening to today's hits.
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Strangely, Donkey Kong stopped hitting the bongo drums, turned towards Bowser, and screeched, "this is sickening, this so-called story!" (ex. sentence, sorry) Bowser roared unhappily, and called for Kamek.
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Kamek ran up the stiars to Bowser's aid, when a Koopa was moving a piano, which then fell down the stairs towards Kamek who started running back down in a comical fasion.
Edited by - Zeus Koopa on 10/24/2004 9:41:31 PM
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The piano rolled over Kamek, and smashed on the floor, just as Frank Sintra leapt from the wreckage and began to sing.
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"Love... How do I explain it? Love tells you when you want to be with a person forever. It makes you feel happy just to see that person happy... smiling, having fun. When you love someone you will do anything to help when he or she is in trouble." -Princess Peach, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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Just then before Kamek could ask "What would Scooby Doo?", Frank Sintra farted a mighty fart...
Edited by - Zeus Koopa on 10/24/2004 10:20:52 PM
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And that fart turned everyone in the castle into...
Edited by - Zeus Koopa on 10/24/2004 10:19:44 PM
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wigglers.
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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The Wigglers marched to the tune of the Pied Piper'esque Sinatra, stamping into Toad Town droneishly...
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"Love... How do I explain it? Love tells you when you want to be with a person forever. It makes you feel happy just to see that person happy... smiling, having fun. When you love someone you will do anything to help when he or she is in trouble." -Princess Peach, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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until they entered the main shopping plaza, when they started looting every shop.
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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Then the mall plaza was raided by Santa Claus with his sack of Bob-ombs.
What would Scooby Doo?
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As the evil man released his Tank of mass distruction, vicissitude of Hippopotomi, and the ever elusive Maet-leviathan, They took shelter and a quick respite.
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Suddenly two giant Monty Moles burst from underneath the ground, and turned the hippopotami into mincemeat with their razor sharp claws.
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 10/26/2004 12:29:05 PM
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Then Doopliss appeared by copying Bowser's looks and went to Outback Steakhouse for a date with Sheena.
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But Sheena was actually in love with Zelos. So Bow...er Doopliss said to Zelos...
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THEN MARIO GOT THE STAR ROD, DEFEATED BOWSER SAVED THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM SAVED PEACH AND WENT HOME TO CELEBRATE TOGETHER WITH ALL OF HIS FRIENDS AND ALLIES.....THE END..
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Then someone interjected into their ending with bitter passive aggression and a crappy additude, forcing Mario to run through the streets of Great Britain, wailing and tearing his clothes.
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"Love... How do I explain it? Love tells you when you want to be with a person forever. It makes you feel happy just to see that person happy... smiling, having fun. When you love someone you will do anything to help when he or she is in trouble." -Princess Peach, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
"Mario`s trying to get it all! Treasures, princesses... Does his greed never end?" -Kammy Koopa, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Edited by - Super Mario on 10/27/2004 3:02:07 PM
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Then Mario shrunk and fell into the Rogueport Sewers.
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Mario ran into Goombario, who was angry with Goombella for stealing his role, so the two had a "Tattle Off!"
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"Love... How do I explain it? Love tells you when you want to be with a person forever. It makes you feel happy just to see that person happy... smiling, having fun. When you love someone you will do anything to help when he or she is in trouble." -Princess Peach, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
"Mario`s trying to get it all! Treasures, princesses... Does his greed never end?" -Kammy Koopa, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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But the two got tired of the tattle off, so they became Paragoombas, got married, and flew away to live in a spaceship leaving Mario lost in Rougeport sewers saying, That darn Goomba.
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What would Scooby Doo?
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Then a flash of light took Mario to a city called Palmacoasta.
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Mario got inside a giant coconut and started rolling around, squishing people every which way! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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"Love... How do I explain it? Love tells you when you want to be with a person forever. It makes you feel happy just to see that person happy... smiling, having fun. When you love someone you will do anything to help when he or she is in trouble." -Princess Peach, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
"Mario`s trying to get it all! Treasures, princesses... Does his greed never end?" -Kammy Koopa, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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At that moment Yoshi was walking by and saw the giant coconut so he quickly ate it and swallowed the large fruit with poor Mario still inside.(dun dun dun!)
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/29/2004 6:46:44 PM
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But Mario ate a doughnut and became fat and blasted Yoshi from the inside then went to South Park.
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What would Scooby Doo?
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Just then, Mario bursts like a blimp and flew all around in the air, before crashing down into Mr. Hoggle's Hot Dog stand in Glitzville.
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"Love... How do I explain it? Love tells you when you want to be with a person forever. It makes you feel happy just to see that person happy... smiling, having fun. When you love someone you will do anything to help when he or she is in trouble." -Princess Peach, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
"Mario`s trying to get it all! Treasures, princesses... Does his greed never end?" -Kammy Koopa, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Edited by - Super Mario on 10/30/2004 7:28:55 AM
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Suddenly, the Glitz Pit exploded, and someome crawled out of the ashes.
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Only to be swallowed by a giant pirahna plant.
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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Who travelled to the USA to Chuckie Cheeze.
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What would Scooby Doo?
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But the X-Nauts took over Chuckie Cheese to get Donkey Kong Jungle Beat.
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Good thing no one took over Chuck E. Cheese.
The fast pace riding on a horse bets a slow boat anyday.
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Because Mario is taking over Chubby Cheese's.
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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Then the cheese market went into meltdown.
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 11/4/2004 12:53:36 AM
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Then Fred the Spanyard made tacos the new fad.
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So Wario decided he could make a lot of money by building his very own restaurant called McTaco's.
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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THEN I SAID THAT YOU GUYS ARE KINDA WEIRD.
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I,M NOT SAYING THAT I,M NOT A LITTLE WEIRD,BUT GEEZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!
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THEN HOOKTAIL OFF OF PAPER MARIO 2 GOBBLED ALL OF THEM UP.HOW IS THAT FOR AN ENDING?[HA HA HE HE!]
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THEN HOOKTAIL OFF OF PAPER MARIO 2 GOBBLED ALL OF THEM UP.HOW IS THAT FOR AN ENDING?[HA HA HE HE!]
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then all of them farted ,and hooktail died.
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Then Hooktail used a life shroom, revived him/herself and ate Judd77 for posting 5 times in succession.
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 11/30/2004 12:47:32 AM
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And now Hooktail is stuffed and doing fine he decides to help Wario building McTaco's and find McTaco staff.
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Then Gloomtail started to host The Weakest Link.
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and then MKYPMGTM!....
Mario Knows You Play Mario Games Too Much
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And then Kinklink got voted the weakest link and got mad at Gloomtail.
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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Then Mario went to host Jepordy.
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"Look," said Toad, "A chain chomp!"
I am feeling fat, and sassy!
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I will end this Thread if IT KILLS ME.
The chain chomp devoured all of the Mario crew, leaving nothing but the skelitons.
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Then, in entered White Goodman, fitness guru of GloboGym International. He said "I'm better than you, and you know it, Mario!"
You can keep your Halo and Xbox, but I''ll stick with the retro games! Retrogaming will never die!
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But Wanda the fairy came and revived them all.
Freezing Koopas and saving the Princess, it's Icy Mario!
Edited by - Icy Mario on 12/30/2004 6:15:18 PM
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And then Fawful crashed into a wall.
1600th reply!!
I am feeling fat, and sassy!
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And then CharginChuck finally returns to TMK, and is amazed of how this thread is still alive.
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Causing a can of nuclear waste to fall on top of him, turning him into...
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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the shot that Dr Mario gave wasn't what he thought it would be he soon felt very funny and notice he suddenly had a Racoon tail?
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which caused him to break down and pull of some Dance Dance Revolution moves ***ah ah ah ah stayin alive, stayin alive.....*
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for 3 straight hours.
You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
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One day in a Bowser's tower, Mario wants to trick Bowser, he disguise and made different voice like an old man. But wants to give her love back for Princess Peach.
Here's what disguise of voice was saying to Bowser.
Old Man's Voice: And now, do you King Bowser, promise to you will, Wash your flying prototype, clean the windows, paint your castle with your guards, mop the floors, a bayor spout, do the laundry, feed the yoshi, work for motor lawn, or stuff like that, no smokin', wash a dishes, pay your bills before they're do, never foolin' or aguring, work for company to visit see, and work by your territory?
Bowser: No, No! That's not for me!
So then he just run away faster and "Boom" out of the wall, for his body shape.
And so after that, Mario was taking his mask off and start laughing. But he finally wants to give his love back from now on of happy ending.
Shawne Vinson
Edited by - Shawne20 on 1/18/2005 5:06:16 PM
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Then the hole came to life! It atached it's sellf to a robotic cake to be tasty, a laser canon to be powerfull, and martha stewert's V-------- to match any dacor. Now it's redy face mario in a badly mispelld battle to the death.
BTW, I could not read your post, and that is a lot coming from me.
The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.
Edited by - uvg on 6/11/2005 2:09:41 PM
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And then the big brown bear came over the mountain to see the Mushroom Kingdom, and he then carried off Peach to be his bride, and then Bowser said, "Thats my property! Go find your own princess to steal!"
Edited by - FoxMcCloud on 6/11/2005 7:34:59 PM
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And then, suddenly, without explanation, everything actually made sense.
Edited by - Luigi Simpson on 6/11/2005 9:50:31 PM
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And then, due to a temporal casualty loop, the story started over.
Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad were walking through the woods.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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"Look!" said Toad, "A wood chuck!"
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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And then the woodchuck ate a tree, and ejected the sawdust at peach, who was rushed immediately to the hospital.
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at the hospital she was processed into a sandwhich and Mario ate her
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And then Luigi had to perform a gastroectomy to get Peach out of Mario's stomach
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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unfortunaley Peach was dead, so they got Daisy to take her place in the circle of life.
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Paper Luigi yay! all your partners hate you and are only staying around so that they can stab you in the back yay!
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Unfortunately Daisy refused to dye her hair blonde so luigi hit her over the head with a piece of lead piping, killing her instantly
You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 6/12/2005 9:27:25 AM
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To conceal his crime Luigi stuffed Daisy's corpse in a question block and dressed up as daisy, who was dressing up as Peach.
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Paper Luigi yay! all your partners hate you and are only staying around so that they can stab you in the back yay!
Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/12/2005 9:39:23 AM
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Thus is the tale of the haunted question-block.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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And because the story ended it had to start again this time with Kirby, Meta Knight, Marx, and King De de de shoping at a super market.
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Paper Luigi yay! all your partners hate you and are only staying around so that they can stab you in the back yay!
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Then the StarFox Crew showed up, and Falco pulled out his blaster and blasted King Dedede relentlessly, for no apparant reason.
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Marx then transformed using the power of Nova and sucked the Star Fox crew into his black hole.
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Paper Luigi yay! all your partners hate you and are only staying around so that they can stab you in the back yay!
Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/12/2005 11:05:22 AM
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But then marx sucked himself in to himself, taking the world with him.
The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.
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Then the story restarted because it was supposed to have Mario characters.
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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"Look", Kirby said, "a banana!"
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Suddenly, it was nighttime, and Peach got out of bed, and she went to get a fresh pair of socks, because there was a hole in her roof, and the rain fell through and soaked her socks, so she put on a new pair, and then went outside, and decided to sleep on a lifeboat in the moat, so she could float, and then gloat about her sleep in the moat.
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After her float in the moat, Peach went to a restraunt with a goomba.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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And just before they started order their meals they could hear Mario bolt in the restaurant yelling "mamma mia!"
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Paper Luigi yay! The final boss will be a waffle yay!
Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/13/2005 1:28:27 AM
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And then the ceiling collapsed.
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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When they uncovered the wreckage they discovered that although the Goomba died, Peach had been rendered mentally insane by the blow; Mario had escaped before the roof fell.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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"Mamma Mia" said Mario in slow and upset voice "Mamma mia".
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Paper Luigi yay! the final boss is a waffle yay!
Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/13/2005 4:37:28 AM
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When Mario visited Peach in the mental hospital (which, he was later heard saying, was very nice), he was told that Peach had become mentally dyslexic, which was confirmed when Peach said happily, "You are how, Mario hello!"
BOOM is for BOOMSTIX!
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Peach then started to make loud noises, so loud that it broke the windows.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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A piece of glass buried itself in Peach's head, and in doing so it touched a nerve that made Peach all better, so she checked out of the mental hospital after paying for the broken windows.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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But the glass was alive, reproducing and planing there atack on....
those people who restar this story! And the mario grop.
The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.
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The glass breaks from Peach's screaming.
We will never give up our love of Nintendo!
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"Stupid glass," Peach said, "I never really liked you that much."
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And then Wario gave all of his money to charity after seeing Peach's plight- with one problem- he'd just started up a new charity- WarioWare House, and that is what he gave the money to, so the poor little boy that is Stanley the Bugman, who is freezing in Ice Land, didn't get a blanket to help keep him warm, but suddenly a savage penguin ate him, and everyone laughed, despite the fact that it was coming after them, and they didn't really recognise the seriousness of their plight, until Toad yelled out "Look! A chain- I mean, a savage penguin!!"
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The savage penguin was just about to stike Toad with a fatal attack with his beak but Mario hit the penguin with the tail of his tanooka suit.
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Paper Luigi yay! the final boss is a waffle yay!
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"Jeepers Mario, thank you," Toad said (not realizing that the savage penguin was growing four times it's size and Mario was backing into a corner!!!)
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The penguin ate Mario and Toad, so Peach (who was no longer insane)came to the rescue.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Then peach used a mental brace on the giant bird so that it would go disobay the english to get the english to fight the english to free the english from the english.
The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.
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Unsurprisingly, the enormous creature threw up Mario and Toad in a puddle of slime.
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Then, because the slime was nuclear, Mario and Toad mutated into one eyed moon men!!!!
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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And suddenly the Penguin yelled "Help, Deezer's feeding me bread!" and everyone laughed, except ofr Mr. Face, who yelled "Hey, that's my line... I think."
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Then the now one eyed moon Toad realised that everyone needed to go to goomba's funeral.
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Paper Luigi yay! the final boss is a waffle yay!
Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/15/2005 12:05:10 AM
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But nobody went anyway.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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So from then on the Goomba's ghost has been seen and caused poltergiest-like activity at Peach's castle.
Random Anime Quote:
"Good LORD! Where did you get thoes things!??"--Jamie Mcgonnigal (voice of Takeo Takekura). DVD voulme 5 (this is an outtake made by the voice actor, not an actual quote from the series).
Edited by - Latias Dita on 6/15/2005 6:25:14 AM
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Then the one eyed moon men who have never ben to the moon had there hed eatn by the pulturgiset hiped up on special K.
The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.
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Then Sluggy the Unshaven came out of his secret base and launched a missile at the moon men.
You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses.
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Mario and Toad died and their bodies returned back to normal. 2 1-up Supers fall down, they revive with full health, and they come back to fight Sluggy
Mario the plumber,
Mario the doctor,
Mario the Hero,
Mario the Party Animal,
Mario the everything!!!!!
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Mario and Toad both pulled out assault rifles and pumped Sluggy the Unshaven full of lead.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Then Birdo decided that she had feelings for Sluggy!
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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But it didn't matter because Sluggy was dead.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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In revenge for Sluggy's death, Birdo shot an explosive egg at Mario and Toad which critically injured them both.
Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
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Then Lord Crump popped in and farted on Birdo!
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Then PaperLuigi died from radiation poisioning after being exposed to plutonium.
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 6/16/2005 6:51:57 PM
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PaperLuigi was brought back to life for no reason.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/16/2005 8:51:52 PM
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And then Mario didn't know where he was.
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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So he got out his map and started looking in it.
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Paper Luigi yay! the final boss is a waffle yay!
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He decided to go to the most logical place - the beginning of the story.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Well, I guess Peach is floatin' in the moat again.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Then the raft tipped over, spilling Peach into the lake in a very undignified manner.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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So after she got herself dry and got dressed she went to a restaurant with a goomba.
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How about Paper Bowser then yay! at the end of the game you lose yay!
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Then, to prevent history from repeating itself, Toad went into the restraunt with a time bomb strapped to his chest, blew himself up, roasting everyone instantly, however some how Peach will end up in a hospitle with glass in her head.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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When Peach and the goomba arrive at the restaurant they realize that it has now been reduced to flaming rubble.
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How about Paper Bowser then yay! at the end of the game you lose yay!
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So then Mario showed up and said, "Mama mia, what are you doing going out with that goomba, Peach?"
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Than they all went to the moon to eat cheese...
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Only to be captured by the Chomp King, King Sharpteeth II.
Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
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But Luigi the Great saved them all with his awesome flutter kick!
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Mario thanked him, but explained that "...plots should always be developed if they are to be particularly entertaining."
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Luigi said that while he was saving Mario, a giant Blooper had attacked the Mushroom Kingdom, thus explaining why he had come to the moon to save him.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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"Ahhhhh," Mario said, "......wait-what?"
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Luigi said, " A giant Blooper is attacking, so lets go and make some Kung Pow Sushi!!!"
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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So they started making sushi and Luigi was yelling at Mario saying "Mamma mia! Mario stop eating all the ingredients!â€
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How about Paper Bowser then yay! at the end of the game you lose yay!
Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/19/2005 5:32:59 AM
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"But I'm-a hungry," Mario said, "and I can't wait for the stupid sushi much longer!"
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Mario was so hungry that he decided to eat his own foot, which was most unfortunate because Luigi was almost done with the ingredients!
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 6:29:40 PM
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"Luigi," Mario said as Luigi turned around,"I...um....I ate my own foot....... it hurts really bad and tasted terrible!!!"
Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?
Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/19/2005 7:44:22 PM
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So Luigi went to Stop & Shop to buy a new foot for Mario.
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 6/19/2005 7:46:42 PM
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And while luigi was out, there was nothing to stop the glass that was never taken out of peach's hed, cuz people forget things to often.
The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.
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But Mario was too busy trying on new feet to care about Peach's brain damage.
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How about Paper Bowser then yay! at the end of the game you lose yay!
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The glass decided it was going to bring the sushi to life, and in doing so, will ruin Mario's chance of getting a new foot, because he will be too busy saving Peach's butt for the 17,000th time!!!!
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Mario then hopped his way to the Sushi's evil fortress.
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How about Paper Bowser then yay! at the end of the game you lose yay!
Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/21/2005 3:59:15 AM
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And then I thought I saw JMan on the Mario Portal's forums- and Mario said "You know, that first part of the sentence had absolutely nothing to do with my adventure," until someone hit him over the head with a baseball bat- but it was none other than Ness, the master of PK Flash, PK Thunder, PK Fire, Pyschic Magnet and some other stuff: oh, and he's also good at baseball.
Oh, what? Why can''t I, the last line of text move??
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Just as that happened, a nuclear bomb went off and everything was destroyed completely and no one lived to finish the tale.
Push Button...
Receive Bacon! ®
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Mario was now flying around in Heaven, when suddenly he found to his GREAT surprise, Bowser was flying above him with a halo and a harp.
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Mario became angry, but, before he could unleash a super rage fury on Bowser he lost his halo and wings, and fell down to you-know-where.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/21/2005 5:23:24 PM
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Apparently the evilest evil of all the evils (Devin the Devil) was getting bored and had traded Bowser for Mario!
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Mario was then placed into a room where his worst fear was waiting for him!
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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The news that his foot that he ate gave him hepitites B. And it was given to him by peaches evil hed glass! From now on to be refered to as PEHG.
The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.
Edited by - uvg on 6/23/2005 6:10:35 PM
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PEHG's plan to be rid of Mario and rule the world seemed to be coming along smoothly.
Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
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"Wait," thought PEHG, "isn't Mario dead already?"
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PEHG then yells out "Oh now I remember both Mario and Bowser are dead! Hahaha! Now no one can stop me from ruling the world!"
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Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.
Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/24/2005 1:41:23 AM
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But, somehow, Luigi, Wario, Yoshi, and Waluigi all survived the atomic explosion, and decided to attack PEHG!
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/24/2005 2:25:02 PM
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After a long journey Luigi, Wario, Yoshi, and Waluigi reached PEHG's fortress.
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Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.
Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/24/2005 7:44:20 PM
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PEHG became furious, and sent an army of mutant Shy Guys after them!!!!
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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So LYWx2 had a long-winded fight with PEHG's MSG, then pwned them all.
Acranims are sweet 
The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.
Edited by - uvg on 6/25/2005 2:06:49 PM
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Then the mushroom god appeared and brought everyone back to life.
Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
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PEHG grew to a giant, and killed the people who took D.K out of Mario Party to replace him with stupid characters like Koopa Kid, Birdo, and Toadette.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/26/2005 10:14:25 AM
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Then Fox, who was back from vacation, decided to invade the story, and he came in an Arwing and blew up PEHG!!! (deep breath)
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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But PEHG came back to life because Mario is the hero and only he could destroy PEHG.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/26/2005 6:07:19 PM
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Mario and PEHG were facing each other, ready to fight the greatest fight of all time, (Star Fox went home to the Great Fox, crying for Krystal, because he didn't get to beat the evil glass thing) PEHG made the first move!!!
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He attacked Mario with his trademark glass shards move causing Mario to get several pieces of glass lodged into his brain.
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Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.
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Mario lost his mushroom which caused him to shrink.
Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!
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Mario was gonna get smashed, and this was going to be very painful because he was bleeding all over, when all of a sudden, he noticed a P-Wing in the trees!
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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PEHG started talking saying "Mario give up! Your struggling is futile. Now that the glass is stuck in your brain you too will suffer Peach's fate. The glass will become alive and fuse onto me thus transforming me into Deluxe PEHG!â€
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Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.
Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/28/2005 1:38:10 AM
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At that moment, Homestar Runner came and pranced around like an idiot, which was something he enjoyed doing.
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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
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Then suddenly he was sucked into deep space.
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So PEHG was gonna kill Mario, but instead Mario grabbed the P-Wing and became Raccon Mario!
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Homestar Runner pranced in again (somehow)and cried, "Way to go Mawio, you wacoon you!"
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Mario hit Homestar Runner with his tail and witht he annoyance out of the way, charged straight at PEHG when out of nowhere a Latias dived in and used Dragon Claw on PEHG.
Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
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PEHG started to laugh, saying “Foolish Latias! Only Mario can beat me but it is too late for him as the glass has already come to life and now I can finally transform into Deluxe PEHG
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Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.
Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/29/2005 5:02:31 AM
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Unfortunately for him it was at this moment that luigi ran and stuffed a large umbrella down his throat, causing him to choke.
Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
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Mario then did a headbutt on PEHG.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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PEHG flew back and almost off a cliff, so he begged Mario to help him, and of course this was a trick, AND of course Mario fell for this because he is a nice guy. (huff, huff.)
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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PEHG then yelled out "Fool!" And with that he fired hundreds of glass shards into Mario's body.
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Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.
Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/30/2005 12:51:05 AM
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PEHG suddenly realized that Latias didn't mean to beat him but weaken him and the slash from the Dragon claw somehow paralyzed him, allowing Mario to hit him of the cliff, however he still had severla shards of PEHG within his body...
Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
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PEHG had a secret weapon, a nuclear missle that could mabey end the story!!!
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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But unfortunatley the missile didn't end the story because it zoomed right into Latias, exploded, and sent the poke'mon thingy back to where it came from...poke'mon world (or whatever) GO MARIO!
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/30/2005 11:14:14 PM
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And if that wasn't bad enough PEHG had finally transformed into Deluxe PEHG!
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Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.
Edited by - Dark viscount on 7/1/2005 1:14:41 AM
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Deluxe PEGH was almost like the original, but there was one difference: he had a giant, mutant hamster fused into his head!!!!
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 7/1/2005 12:00:49 PM
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Which continually played the Donkey Kong hammer music.
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Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.
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Suddenly, hydrogen-filled paper balloons fell from the sky, paper cutting people or else blowing up and destroying most vulnerable objects in the vicinty.
I better cut you off here, taking an overdose of Markio can be dangerous.
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"Will this madness ever stop?!" Mario thought.
Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
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But sadly, the madness would not stop because Mario lives in a retarded world.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Thanks to animatronics, Yoshi suddenly appeared with a new hat!
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No he did'nt he just stole Mario's cap.
Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!
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Mario became mad at Yoshi because he stole his cap, and while he wasn't looking, PEHG stabbed Mario in the back!!!
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Deluxe PEHG then said "Ha Ha Ha it's been quite amusing toying with you but now I must finish this!" He then got ready to end Mario’s life with a strike from his hammer.
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Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.
Edited by - Dark viscount on 7/4/2005 5:20:19 AM
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Mario was smashed, but survived by putting Yoshi in front of him, killing the poor Dino instead.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Deluxe PEHG then said to Mario "Oh you fool now that Yoshi has been sacrificed to save you only you and Luigi can fight me!" Deluxe PEHG then got ready to hit Mario again with his hammer.
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Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.
Edited by - Dark viscount on 7/4/2005 6:47:46 PM
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PEHG was gonna crush him, but Mario gave him a large cake as a peace offering.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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"Cake?! You think you can fool me with cake?" cried the PEHG.
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Mario then said to Deluxe PEHG "But Duluxe PEHG It's a good cake why don't we all have a slice." Luigi was the first to take a bite out of the cake.
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Ah! It''s a sig get it off! Get it off!
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And promptly fell to the floor with stomach pains.
Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 7/8/2005 12:44:39 PM
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PEHG saw that the cake was so horrible, that it would crush anyone who ate it; he became so mad at Mario that he smacked him, which caused Mario to bleed heavily from his face.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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After giving Mario a heavy beating PEHG threw the cake onto Mario's face.
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Ah! It''s a sig get it off! Get it off!
Edited by - Dark viscount on 7/8/2005 6:10:24 PM
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Then Zelgadis from the anime Slayers fell out of the sky and on top of Deluxe PEHG but since few people reading this know Zelgadis, he just as quickly disappeared.
Random Anime Quote:
(Looking serious) "Well Sumomo is programed to...(no longer serious)Sumomo is programed to dance whenever she''''s on standby!"--Sumomo. Chobits episode 23
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Getting hit by the cake caused Mario to become paralysed with stomach pains.
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Ah! It''s a sig get it off! Get it off!
Edited by - Dark viscount on 7/8/2005 6:34:40 PM
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By Then Mario Dissapears into another Dimension.
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"Err... Okay well the important thing is that I have finally rid the world of Mario! Now Luigi it is your turn to die!" said PEHG.
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Ah! It''s a sig get it off! Get it off!
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Luigi decided it was best not to question the physical and mental improbabilities of the story, and attacked PEHG with out thinking about his brother too much.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Without warning, Yoshi threw an orange at a polar bear.
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"Wait just a gosh darn minute!" Luigi cried, as he pulled out from behind his back, the Poltergust 3000!
"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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"Gasp! Not a stupid, harmless vacuume," PEHG laughed as he smashed the P3000 to bits.
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"Man look at this mess I just cleaned up."
cried Luigi.
1-up
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"Oh, I'll help you with this crazy mess." said Gene Rayburn who appeared out of nowhere.
"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
Edited by - Tingrio on 7/13/2005 8:52:52 AM
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Just then, PEHG smashed both Luigi and Gene, hurting them badly, leaving the last hero to save the kingdom: a goomba named George.
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 7/14/2005 10:47:50 AM
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"A Goomba! How pathetic you are barely worth killing." shouted PEHG after jumping on George's head.
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Ah! It''s a sig get it off! Get it off!
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But then, just as George was about to die, he stood up and reached a power that not even Mario could reach.
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Then I signaled for an intermission.
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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
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And so all the guests out of the movie theater and into the lobby, trampling Elmer Fudd in their path.
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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"Ouch! Is it Wabbit season yet? HUH HUH HUH HUH!" said Elmer as his head was crushed by the feet of Spongebob Squarepants.
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Then, Toad, a new police recruit, shot SpongeBob because he think sponges are wierd, and then he arrested him for murder, but then Toad was arrested by Luigi, who was secretly a member of the CIA, because Toad was really a mutant.
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Spongebob ran back to the sea, while PEHG became angry and busted through the theater.
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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But then Godzilla stopped PEHG and saved the world...for now.
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Godzilla was smashed by none other then......George, the goomba who was powering up, and PEHG came back to life to fight this awesome foe!
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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PEHG slapped George the Goomba with Elmer Fudd, who promptly died and disappeared from the story forever.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Then ebirah the sea monster wanting revenge from Godzilla quickly pushed the goomba away and ate his godzillas arms
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George was invincible, could not be killed, and once again stood againts PEHG.
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Suddenly, Godzilla let loose a massive atomic fart and destroyed the entire continent and Ebirah and the newly-zombified PEHG and George and everyone else except Mario, who promptly powered up to Super Saiyan 80,000 and tried to destroy Godzilla, but Godzilla's arms grew back and he killed Mario.
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Godzilla died after George came up from the dust, along with Mario and PEHG, who then began to fight.
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Then Mario, utilizing many many forum posts' worth of fart energy saved from his first battle with the chain chomp at the beginning of the story, farted and destroyed the world and the time machines used throughout the story so there could be no more time reversals.
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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PEHG was finally destroyed but at what cost since time could not be reversed the story became very boring as all that could be seen was the debris of earth floating in space forever more.
The end
Edited by - Dark viscount on 7/19/2005 7:58:53 AM
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New story: One day, Mario decided to go to Subcon w/out Toad because all he would say would be "Look! A Chain Chomp!"
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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But then Toad, seeking revenge on Mario for not bringing him to Subcon, fabricated an army of Terminators on the floating earth rubble, who then crafted a humungous time machine for their mushroom master!
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Then Toad reversed time to the part when Ebirah ate Godzilla's arms.
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Mario was on the loveboat (from that TV show) this time.
"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
Edited by - Tingrio on 7/20/2005 11:28:24 AM
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But then Toad's Terminator army assaulted the Love Boat!
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Which turned out to be the Rogueport-Toad Town ferry carrying his Mother-in Law home.
Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
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"Mama Mia!" Mario said as the giant blooper from way back when Mario was making sushi made it's way onto the Boat!
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 7/21/2005 10:35:09 AM
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Mario, thinking quickly, sliced the Blooper into sushi and launched it at all the Terminators, creating a warp in the space-time continuum and causing a black hole to suck them all into the fifth dimmension!
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Toad, having had his army of terminators destroyed, made an obscene hand gesture at Mario, who threw more sushi at him.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Toad was hit so many times with sushi that he fell into the sea were he was eaten and killed by a giant bubba shark!
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Toad was then resurrected by Stan, Satan's ugly cousin.
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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While all this happened Mario yet again forgot about the glass in Peach's head thus allowing PEHG to come back to life.
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Ah! It''s a sig get it off! Get it off!
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Mario threw a very big piece of sushi at PEHG, and it caused PEHG to dance around singing the DK rap.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Edited by - FoxMcCloud on 7/23/2005 7:22:03 AM
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PEHG was into the beat, when suddenly, the horrible kiddy music from Mario Party 6 busted through the awesome sound of Donkey Kong's theme!
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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But then Donkey Kong's theme pulled out a chaingun and mowed down the MP6 music AND PEHG, who was now totally dead.
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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PEHG was sent to you know where and met his new best friend, Osama Bin Butthead.
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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It turns out that Osama Bin Butthead was an Osama Bin Laden decoy, and cried with envy as the real Bin Laden flew a plain into Bowser's castle.
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Bowser greeted the real Osama with the "El mondo hot breath", which fried the retarded American killer to a crisp, which made George W. Bush very happy, which also resulted in Bowser getting a large helping of "Terrorist taco suprise" for dinner.
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 7/24/2005 6:09:01 PM
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Because Bowser had become a worldwide hero a videogame was made for him titled "Bowser 128" and this of course made Mario very jealous.
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Ah! It''s a sig get it off! Get it off!
Edited by - Dark viscount on 7/25/2005 2:07:10 AM
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Mario went to the makers of Bowser 128 and demanded to have the game deleted.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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They deleted the new mario game instead, Paper Mario and the 1001 Year door
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Mario left and came back with a chainsaw.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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But the chainsaw was evil, and PEHG's brother as well, and transformed into DUDE!
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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But then Jeff, the last Terminator, reversed time and caused the chainsaw to be a charity worker.
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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DUDE was left as nothing but a charity worker, and Mario asked, "Where is this story going anyway?"
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Suddenly PEHG burst into the room and shouted "What! My Brother is now a charity worker!â€
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Ah! It''s a sig get it off! Get it off!
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"Yes, it is sad, but you should try it some time," Dude said with a smile.
"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
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"One of us, one of us!" chanted the charity worker chainsaws as Mario slowly went insane.
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Toad ran into the room to help Mario as he was insane, but PEHG picked him up and threw him againts the wall, and as he did, the impact caused Toad's butt to shoot out of his head!
"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
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Toad then tried to reattach his butt, but the butt went on a homicidal rampage!
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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the butt crapped and died
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Toad, who was without his butt, killed himself because he is a freak, and an overlooked character. (*sniff*.....poor Toad.)
"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
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Mario, Luigi, Dude the charity worker chainsaw, and Peach were all so freaked out by Toad's death that they started smoking crack and became cyborg Goth lawyers.
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Sonic the Hedgehog, who had become a total reject, joined Mario but coughed up is lungs when he took a puff.
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Then Mario, enraged that Sonic had smoked some of his crack, enaged Sonic in hand-to-hand combat, but Sonic killed Mario with his protruding lung.
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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The Yanting Osirus used her dark powers to heal Mario (don't know why) and his friends also sending them to the set of the Match Game.
"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
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Gene Rayburn fought Mario in a Matrix style match as soon as they got there!
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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But Gene Rayburn turned out to be Stan (Satan's ugly cousin) and summoned his minions Dude the charity chainsaw worker, PEHG, the newly resurrected Toad, Osama Bin Butthead, Toad's severed homicidal butt, and Sonic the Hedgehog's lung.
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Then George the Goomba, along with the Blooper from the sushi saga, came to join Mario in his fight!
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/1/2005 3:32:37 PM
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Then FoxMcCloud said "w00t!"
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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"Good for you," said Peppy Hare has he pwnd Star Fox.
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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"Enemy Shield Analyzed!" yelled Slippy, demonstrating the only reason he's not worthless in StarFox 64.
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Then Slippy said "Thanks, Fox, that was a close one!", demonstrating the reason that he is annoying.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Then everyone was teleported into HydoPantsMan's evil secret lair.
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HydroPantsMan destroyed all the Star Fox chatacters except for Fox, but it turns out that HydroPantsMan was really Gene Rayburn, but Gene was really Stan (Statan's ugly cousin), and this horrible time paradox mutated the world and caused a zombie apocalypse, but luckily Mario was paranoid and had prepared for this day, so he and Dude the charity chainsaw worker, Luigi, Peach, zombie Toad, the giant Blooper, George the Goomba and Fox McCloud went into Mario's secret fallout shelter as the zombies ate everybody's brains.
"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!"
"What you say!"
"All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
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The zombies then ate Slippy's brain, who had come back to life, only to be eaten, and his last words were "Fox, get this guy off me," showing everyone that Toad suprise was a great meal in Zombie world.
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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All of the Mario characters, Dude the charity worker chainsaw, and Sonic the Hedgehog's lung grabbed some shotguns and Mario picked up Dude to use as a weapon against the zombies.
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
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The zombies had a secret weapon: A giant bomb that could end this story......forever!
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/4/2005 8:25:34 AM
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Then due to the physics of this story, the bomb flew to Microsoft and destroyed the main research lab.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Suddenly the sun came out and melted all the evil zombies but the not evil zombies became normal.
“I’m wearing my anti-gravity pants!†–NE89
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"Look," said Toad, "A chain chomp!"
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Mario pulled his pants down and farted a mighty fart, and the chain chomp died.
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Then I said "That material is copyrighted by Lord_Duke."
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Then PaperLuigi went to jail because LORD_DUKE was very P.O'd at him.
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Then Paper Luigi was sentanced to 7.93652 years smashing rocks.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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"Ahhh man......" said PaperLuigi as the prision gaurd smacked him with his whip.
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Suddenly, the ground was covered with pillows and it was nighttime, so everybody slept under the stars on hills of pillows.
“I’m wearing my anti-gravity pants!†–NE89
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But then the pillows turned into a million writhing snakes that swallowed the earth, and only Microsoft HQ, which had only been partially destroyed by the nuclear zombie bomb, was left standing, so Mario and co. (including Sonic's lung) sought shelter inside the giant Microsoft mansion, which bore an eerie resemblence to the mansion from Resident Evil, which Dude the charity worker chainsaw noted.
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
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Then there was a time warp and the only thing anywhere was Mario and Friends in the Mushroom Kingdom.
“I’m wearing my anti-gravity pants!†–NE89
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Mario said, "God, someone please shoot me, as this story is filled with so many time warps that Luigi has grown three hands," and Luigi transformed into a huge freak of nature.
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Luigi picked his nose.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Then the most horrible thing happened: Wario began to eat healthy foods, which caused reality to fall apart; Toad's eyes flew out of his head, Waluigi's face was turned into a radish, Peasly, who was not in this story screamed, "You fools, you've messed with the natural order," and Mario, Luigi and Donkey Kong lost their color, while Yoshi's gums flew out of his mouth, and Peach yelled "What have we done," and... *huff, huff*....Mario, Luigi and Wario woke up, and to everyone's suprise, they had been turned into Link, Zelda and Navi, and now they had to stop the evil Ganondorf, who was Donkey Kong before reality fell apart; Billy was very angry that PaperLuigi had stolen his story idea, and ordered Grim to take his life away.........Gaghhhhhckk.....hel....p..me.....
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/5/2005 3:16:13 PM
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Then PaperLuigi said "Ouch!"
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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PaperLuigi was banished to the puppet dimension, where he was sentenced to 37 3/4 of cleaning monkey poop, while Mario....err, Linkio, Zeldario and Navigi were looking for the triforce, and Donkey Dorf ate a banana.
Don't yell in sigs.
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Navigi laughed at the name "Donkey Dorf", when suddenly, a time warp caused a time warp to warp the time of warped time's time warp, and this caused them to be changed into Sonic characters: Sonario, Knuckigi, Watails and Ampeach or whatever, and Bowser was Dr. Beggmowser (or something), and Donkey Kong/Donkey Dorf was changed into some random enemy.
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
Edited by - Glorb on 8/7/2005 6:57:45 AM
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Then everything blew up and Donkey Kong became ruler of the universe.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Then DK slipped on a banana peel and broke his nose.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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D.K died from a massive nose bleed, and no one was left.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Except Mario.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Mario died after living 30 years alone, then the story had to restart.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Mario, Toad, Luigi and Peach went on a walk...on an mutant-infested Mars outpost!!
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
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The Mutant one-eye Mars men had become hungry, so they ate Toad.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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But Toad had failed to shower for the last 4 weeks so the the Mutant one-eye Mars dude spit him out in disgust.
Kip: Napoleon, don''t be jealous that I''ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I''m training to be a cage fighter.
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Then Toad said "Look! A One-Eyed Mutant Chain-Chomp!"
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Once again, Mario farted a mighty fart, however, the chain chomp had extra strength fart be gone, and it failed!
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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"Aw, #$@! $%^#&ng &%$#er!!" screamed Mario as he was very stressed out because of this "Toad wouldn't die" crap.
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
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Then Peachs grabbed some Palmolive to wash out Mario's dirty mouth.
“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ''cheese'' first.â€
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"Chain Chomp!" said Toad "A look!... I mean Mario's getting his mouth washed out, haha!"
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"Smash anyone and anything that gets in your way!"-Falco, Star Fox: Assault
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Mario coughed up mouth wash because he drank it instead of swishing it in his mouth.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Then a metor that looked like Richard Dawson fell on the mutant chain-chomp causing Mario, Luigi, Peach and Toad to become the next-genration Rolling Stones.
"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
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Meanwhile, a panda bear was hanging out with his friend, and he said, "Hey, pull my finger."
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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The panda farted a mighty fart (© LORD_DUKE) whick killed everyone that was non-Mario including the panda.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Link, who was not a Mario character, was dead in a sea of blood, while Mario hung out and drank punch.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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But then Mario realized the punch was Link's blood, and he threw up everywhere and caused the story to start over again.
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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Once upon a time, Mario became eerily aware of some sort of deja vu.
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As Toad walked up and said "Look, a chain......" Mario shot him in the head to stop history from repeating itself.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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As Toad walked up and said "Look, a chain......" Mario shot him in the head to stop history from repeating itself.
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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But history repeated itself anyway.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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But history repeated itself anyway.......hey, haven't we been here before?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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"No, it's all in your head," said Fox, who was dead, and Krystal, who wasn't, because she escaped mass murder.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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History repeated itself so much that Slippy was now buff and handsom, dot all the girls, including Krystal, and Fox was a skinny dork who collected bottle caps.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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The bottle caps were found to be cursed, and they turned Fox into Chinese food.
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Then Peach used her secret power to dehydrate the chinese food so it wasn't all greasy.
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Mario ate all the food and got about as fat as Wario.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Suddenly mario complained of chest pains and was rushed to the hospital.
Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
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As it turns out, his heart was about about to explode.
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Fortunately, Tatanga was in it all along, and performed the arterial cleaning with his advanced technology-- but what did he want all that cholesterol for?!
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For world peace! (If he used the waxy cholesterol for a peace offering to enemies, he could take over their minds and.....and....uhhhhhhh.....wow, he has weird take-over-the-world plans, huh?)
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Unfortunately, Toad saw a chain chomp, and he exclaimed, "look, said me, a chain chomp."
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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And then Toad and the Chain Chomp went to school together.
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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On a mutant-infested Mars outpost!!
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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The Mars Men ate Toad, however Mario pulled down his pants....and didn't fart; he just did so for the heck of it.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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That's when they all noticed the Mars Men's weakness, and then all the Mars Men blew up.
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A diet is what helps a person gain weight more slowly.
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But because of the countless farts, time reversals, explosions, and sushi, the Mars Men's explosion caused a freak wormhole accident involving gravy that no one really likes to talk about anymore.
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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Wiping their minds of anything gravy related, Mario and his small company stuggled to think of a way off the outpost...
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...when Wario's monster turd caused a mutation in the Martian atmosphere, and in fused to become POOP, the third and strongest member of the PEHG family. (As it turns out, it was Wario's fault that PHEG and DUDE came to life when he threw up nuclear waste on both the piece of glass and chainsaw, so he's the father.)
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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"Daddy!" screamed DUDE the charity chainsaw worker, but POOP silenced him with his mighty turd breath and made the martians help hide the body in Wario's butt, which exploded and rained butt-juice down upon the world.
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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Then Shigeru Miyamoto created a forcefield that deflected the butt-juice away from the world.
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But the forcefield got tired of deflecting the butt-juice, so it ran away and didn't care that Mario got killed by a Butt Meteor.
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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A butt rock hit Toad so fast and so hard that the impact caused his butt to shoot straight through his head, and then his body fell to pieces.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Then nobody posted on this topic, so I took posession and used "A Mario Story: You add one sentance to the tale" as a means to take over the world!!?! FISH STICKS!?!
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Then Fox was horribly and brutally eviscerated by Kratos from God of War, who promptly took over the story and made it about cyclopes and crap like that.
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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Kratos then chopped Wario's......ham sandwich in two!
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Suddenly, in a brilliant flash of lightning, the story ended and the book closed.
Im tha Waddle Dee-Sta!
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Then it re-opens.
Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
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"What do you think you're doing, mister?" said the indignant, important matron.
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all of a suden warios ham sandwich exploded with nuclear force
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
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The force was so huge that it leveled an entire Pizza Hut!
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Then Wario said angily "I'll kill the force that destroyed my house (a.k.a Pizza Hut), and my ham sandwhich!!"
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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.
Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
2009 EDIT: Hi
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Wario then ate himself because he hadn't had anything to eat in over 5 minutes.
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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All of a sudden pizza hut come's to wario and he has half eatin himself so the pizza guy throws the pizza and burns warios ugly face
It''s a me MARIO''s revenge>]
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While checking his email, Strong Bad vomited at the sight of "come's".
Hurry Up The Cakes!
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Grammer the Gramcracker dashed to fix the problem, but was smashed by *gasp* none other then PEHG, who had returned from a hundred posts ago to finally finish his fight with Mario!
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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And then CharginChuck came along and resurrected his story after 4 years of dormancy and after 6 years of not logging onto Fungi Forums.
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"HOLY CRAP CHARGINCHUCK POSTED," screamed a very, very ecstatic member who's name will be withheld.
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"That was quite spectacular," remarked Kimimaru.
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"HOLY CARP SOMEONE POSTED IN THE ONE SENTENCE TALE TOPIC," screamed yet another forum member.
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A rabid kitty attack the two ecstatic forum members and both of them died a hideously painful death.
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But no one could afford real grave markers, so they just stuck a couple of popsicle sticks into the ground and spent what money they had on beer instead.
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They all got morbidly intoxicated and died a hideously painful death.
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Their bodies were burned by Darth Vader, who screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" when he learned of his friends' deaths.
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Then PaperLuigi asked "Why do we need two of these topics?"
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Weegee responded, "Because" before *****slapping PaperLuigi and running gallantly off into the sunset.
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Luckily the sunset did not blind PaperLuigi from shooting Weegee with a .50 BMG.
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Vader also burned Weegee's body, but did not scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" because he hated Weegee.
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No one went to Weegee's funeral.
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Not even his Mama Luigi.
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Papa Luigi was there to pour beer on his son's grave and complain about how worthless he (meaning Weegee) was.
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And that's why gay marriage should be illegal.
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"Oh [dukar]," said PaperLuigi.
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Sweat beaded on Gordon Freeman's forehead as he neared the throes of ecstasy.
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Ecstasy from eating chocolate that is.
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Wario then got the patent for chocolate ecstasy and began selling it at Wario-Marts the Mushroom World over.
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Due to the product's unlisted side-effect of causing uncontrollable bowels, an "explosive" rash of symptoms swept through the Mushroom Kingdom's inhabitants.
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This created a stench most unimaginable which made even Bowser's stomach turn.
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Mario promptly asked King Harkinian and Hyrule for help regarding cleanup.
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Meanwhile, Luigi sat in the corner racking his brain while he tried to figure out if King Harkinian's name is his real name or a fan nickname.
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Luigi Googled it, and promptly concluded that Harkinian is indeed the name of Hyrule's greatest king.
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Harkinian promised to help Mario clean up the mess caused by Wario's chocolate...if Mario promised to serve him dinner for ALL ETERNITY!
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Mario was about to say no, when Yoshi died cause it turned out Yoshis are like dogs and die if they eat chocolate.
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Fortunately, the Yoshi incident didn't affect Mario, so he suddenly fell asleep and dreamed of another world that involved him and his friends defeating a giant armadillo.
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"Cool story bro," was Luigi's response to Mario's telling of his dream the next morning.
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Mario then bashed Luigi's head in with a rake.
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Luigi died.
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Then Mario died.
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Mario, of course, died because the rake recoiled and impaled his neck; however, this made it look as if he had been raped by a vampire.
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Somewhere far away, Robert Pattison blushed.
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Many vampires (including Lestat, Count Chocula, The Count, Dracula, Nosferatu and Pattison himself) showed up to Mario's house to take credit for his death.
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Then Simon Belmont crashed through the ceiling to end the party.
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Matters were made worse by the Count punching out Robert Pattinson.
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Just then an incredibly unoriginal event occured where a 1-up mushroom was hit in the far off distance and rolled into the room.
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Simon ate it, ensuring that he would return even if one of the vampires managed to kill him.
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Peach died.
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Meanwhile, Simon was busy ripping Edward's head off.
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However Edward learned the ability to regrow his head.
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Unfortunately he only learned how to regrow his other head.
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His abdomen began to writhe and contort as a strange lump formed just under his ribs, just before a fully-funtional cranium burst out from within his torso.
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Bowser's kingdom however turned out to be a Russian Communist ally and destroyed Mario's house, Simon, All the Vampires and Edward were wiped out.
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Bowser was promptly sniped by the Sniper from Team Fortress 2.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tfportal.de%2Fgfx%2Fcontent%2Ftf2%2Fclasses%2Fsniper.gif&hash=0817cfe917c3b855678539d0e7ab47cff9d9eb0e)
"Boom. Headshot."
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Wario then pulled out a minigun and blew away sniper saying, "cry some more"!
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Charizard hacked Wario to death with his ax, but could not escape a deadly backstab by Kirby.
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Kirby looked at the surrounding thinking job well done till the spy back stabbed him with a snappy remark of, "I never really was on your side.
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Fortunately, Kirby had out his Dead Ringer and was still alive!
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Yoshi farted a mighty fart.
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This prompted Mario to make a comment about how Yoshi's gas is the drill that will pierce the heavens...or some crap like that.
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Mario put on some cool shades and a cape while Peach donned a flame bikini.
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But then Mario was killed and Luigi went into an emo phase until he found the lovely Princess Daisy in a box out in some wasteland.
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But all turned out to be yoshi's dream, all of it right down to page one.
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But not really.
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Luigi soon noticed the Blue Falcon coming toward him.
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The Blue Falcon screeched to a halt, and Captain Falcon lept out of the cockpit, doing a bunch of stylish and awesome looking flips before landing right in front of Luigi.
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Captain Falcon invited Luigi to grab a FALCON BURGER at McFalcon's for lunch.
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Then Falcon realized someone poisoned Luigi's burger, said "SHOW ME YOUR FOOD!", and threw that burger right towards the Sun.
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Due to solar radiation and tachyon particles, however, the burger began to mutate, becoming intelligent and
demalicious.
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The burger returned to earth and began plotting (what else) world domination.
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"The first step is to liberate my enslaved bretheren and build an army of PAWNCH-broiled soldiers," he said, drawing up a strategy for an invasion of McFalcon's.
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However, Falcon and Luigi had not one but TWO secret weapons: Wario and Kirby, who had just finished a 40 day fast and were starving.
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Unfortunately, both had died of starvation by then.
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Fortunately, Luigi had a 1-Up mushroom on him - but which one to revive?
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Kirby's stomach is an endless black hole, so Luigi revived him; meanwhile, Wario was enduring extreme boredom in the Underwhere, the land where all games end.
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Suddenly, a voice said, "Wario, would you like a chance at redeeming your past actions?"
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"Only if I'm getting paid," said Wario.
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The voice relented, saying that he'd receive payment after they finished examining various stages of Wario's life, begnning with his days with Mario in the preschool sandbox.
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Wario fondly watched and remembered the first time he demolished Mario's sand castle.
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Then Wario discovered that most of what he did in life was not so good, but he was brought back to life anyway.
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"Anyone who's read the Mario vs. Wario comic knows that Mario bullied Wario," said PaperLuigi.
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Nobody listened.
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So Wario was back and Captain Falcon (once again) had not one but two secret weapons.
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A gun and cardboard box.
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Of course, Captain Falcon didn't really need a gun, but he knew he'd be able to work wonders with the box.
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"That's mine," said Solid Snake.
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Captain falcon farted a mighty fart.
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Captain Falcon FALCON PAWNCHED the gassy imposter with the badly-capitalized name, and went back to feeding Wario a platter of jelly donuts in order to stretch his stomach, which in turn would better equip him for battling the FALCON BURGER horde.
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The gassy imposter farted a mighty fart
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Everyone stopped paying attention to cosmic_c because fart jokes aren't funny; meanwhile, the burger horde moved ever so closer to Falcon, Luigi, Kirby and Wario.
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"HYESZ!" said Captain Falcon, for Wario and Kirby were now both in peak gluttonous shape (Luigi would be the one to polish off the fries divisioin and the special sauce squad).
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Meanwhile Paper_Luigi didn't relise it was reference to page one.
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Somewhere far beyond the realm of mortals, the gods of grammar, spelling and punctuation frowned upon cosmic_c.
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However the gods of grammer were stealth killed by Snake.
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The gods of spelling, who could not be killed quite so easily, also frowned upon cosmic_c.
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Cosmic_c was sad, and soon was killed by Snake as well.
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Meanwhile Paper_Luigi didn't relise it was reference to page one.
No [dukar] Sherlock. I was just mad that you referenced it three times.
Meanwhile, Snake teamed up with Falcon and his three cohorts.
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PaperLuigi farted a mighty fart.
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Everyone started farting and the story went downhill.
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Then the story reached a valley, and Hi Hi Hi from EarthBound started playing in the background.
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Just then Mario ran into the room with the writer's staff. "YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! THE STORY IS DERAILED!" ,said Mario.
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"Toad," said Chain, "A Look-Chomp!"
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Off topic: I think just about everybody has used that line at one time or another
Sentence: Mario lost it and pulled out a chainsaw, turning it on Toad.
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Cautiously backing away, Toad felt for the pistol concealed in his vest.
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And shot Mario where it would make him useless to Peach, while also knocking him down giving Toad a chance to run.
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But then Toad bumped into Wario, who was holding a bazooka!
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"Warios aren't supposed to have those," said a surprised Toad.
Rocket launchers, bazookas, close enough.
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And then a downcast black rabbit/cat thing walked through, mumbling "It's a lie..."
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"So which is it, a rabbit, or a cat!?" demanded Wario, pointing the bazooka at it threateningly.
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But he ignored him.
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Wario hated being ignored.
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And then the black rabbit/cat thing got sucked into an alternate world and was never seen again.
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"And now for something completely different!" said Waluigi.
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And Fox shot Waluigi in his Arwing.
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And by "Arwing," we mean "groin."
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And then Fox got the Smash Ball.
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"Landmaster!" screamed Fox as his iconic, overpow-I mean oversized tank came crashing to the ground.
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Unfortunately for Fox, his Landmaster doesn't handle well at all compared to Wolf's or Falco's, so he accidentally drove it off a cliff and crashed it.
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Fox survived, but only because Slippy's body cushioned the impact.
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"Ooooh, Fox!" said Slippy, blushing, "I didn't know you felt that way about me."
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These were Slippy's last words.
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Fox cried for nights thereafter, longing for Slippy's cold, slimy embrace.
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This story was read by a million fangirls, and this set off a lot of slashfics.
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Krystal, realizing that her man was gay, tried to commit suicide via drug overdose; this, however, only succeeded in turning her skin blue.
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She then shaved her head and joined the Blue Man Group (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argyria).
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The Blue Man Group then were exiled from the Earth and joined up with the main cast of James Cameron's Avatar.
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Krystal became the group's de facto leader, and her first order of business was to annihilate Star Fox.
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Little did Star Fox know that, although they no longer had Slippy's obnoxious demeanor to put up with, they also no longer had his technological know-how to help them in combat; it looked to be an easy victory for the Blue Man/Na'vi coalition.
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Peppy, realizing that his death was imminent, barrel rolled into his grave.
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And then Wolf got a Smash Ball.
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Fortunatly, Wolf's landmaster was in the shop, so nothing happened.
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And then SUPER SONIC IN STANDARD LEVELS.
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And then a skeleton popped out.
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"Where'd this freak-kuh come from?" questioned a Buzzy Beetle.
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"Back to the Blue Man/Na'vi conflict, please," said the narrator.
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And then a cannon shot the narrarator, because noone likes narrarators.
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Star Fox, with the help of Bill Grey's squad, battled the coalition.
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Meanwhile Mario was roasting a marshmallow over the narrator's burning corpse, remembering when the story was about him and a chain-chomp.
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The coalition was dealt a massive blow when Peppy barrel rolled into their mothership, sacrificing himself for his team.
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Nothing of value was lost.
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Only Fox, Bill and Falco remained.
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And then a giant dragonfly dropped a Chain Chomp on Mario.
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Hacker Pikachu 25 was lobotomized for derailing the story too much.
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And then he soiled his britches.
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Krystal, the Blue Man Group and the rest of her army proceeded to bring down Team Star Fox using nothing but spears and arrows. Surprisingly, it actually worked. However, Fox McCloud still had one last trick up his sleeve when all seemed lost...
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He proceeded to yiff Falco, causing the Blue Man Group to recoil in disgust.
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"You necrophiliac-furry sicko!" bellowed Krystal, who speared him fifty times in rapid succession.
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(Anyone else notice that Chef used three sentences?)
Fox was bleeding to death, which brought joy to both Krystal and Falco.
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(Whoops. Sorry.)
And with that final kill, Krystal's army won the war between Pandora and Earth, and millions were made at the box office.
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Krystal became the supreme overlord of Earth, which is strange considering that Earth isn't even located in the Lylat System.
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Unfortunately for Krystal, the Earth was at its end the moment it was in her grasp.
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"Curse you 2012," mumbled Krystal as she and Falco flew back to Corneria to inform General Pepper of Fox's death.
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Just then Krystal remembered that her starting game was Star Fox Adventures and killed herself.
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cosmic_c's plot-killing post was ignored; meanwhile, General Pepper was informed of Fox's death and decided to posthumously award him some medal.
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cosmic-c was told to stand in the corner and entertain himself with a little coloring book.
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Krystal then went on to make millions selling T-shirts.
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While Krystal was busy obtaining power via her shirt business, Falco was spitting on the grave of his befallen comrade.
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Falco's saliva, which was renowned for its life-giving properties, slowly coursed its way through the ground.
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It revived a few dead earthworms, which resumed their digging; meanwhile, Krystal had just finished a new T-shirt design.
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"Now I can make BILLIONS!" She said, ignoring the girlish scream coming from Falco's direction.
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Then, HP25's pet dragonfly said "All these shirts are too big!"
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Falco blasted the dragonfly with his laser and everyone moved on with the story.
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After that, a giant dragonfly eated Falco's head off for revenge for his dead brother.
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Hacker Pikachu 25 was forever banned from posting in this topic for writing stupid [dukar] and killing the plot.
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"But the plot has been killed many times," said Falco, who just spotted an oncoming attack from Star Wolf.
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"Can't let you die yet, lame plot!" said Wolf.
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So then Wolf was eaten by a very undead Fox McCloud.
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Zombie Fox was hungry for FLESH! so he went after the ruthless billionaire Krystal.
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She bewildered him with her talk of tea and guv'nors and hearing "HAVE A NUT!" in a jungle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0GyqaSuv0Y).
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Unfortunalty, Zombie Fox was fifty seven percent British, rendering her attack useless!
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And then Krystal was a zombie.
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Zombie Fox and Krystal made many zombie babies together and started an apocalypse.
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Then an army of Frankenweenies appeared.
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The Frankenweenies proceeded to eat Penguinwizard and be on their way.
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At this point of events it was then known that the mushroom kingdom exploded 2 weeks ago, and no one noticed due to Krystal fangasm.
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And with every ending, there is a new beginning.
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Except one.
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THIS SUMMER
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IN A SUPER MARIO WORLD
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ONE PLUMBER
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WILL SWING HIS ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE
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FOR THE SAKE OF ALL HUMANITY.
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"LUUUUUIIIIIGIIIII!!!"
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Staring: Jason Statham as Mario.
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And James Franco as everybody else.
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Rated R.
(Somebody HAS to make this into a theatrical trailer/poster.)
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A Mario forum filled to the brim with neckbeards, otakus and bronies requested that CrossEyed7 make the movie poster.
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Tag line: YOUR SURVIVAL IS IN ANOTHER STRUGGLE