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Title: Avril Lavigne Halloween
Post by: frostbite on October 31, 2002, 02:29:13 PM

Why is it today,
for Halloween,
that 5 people
were Avril Lavigne?

She thinks she's so cool with that stupid tie,
And the children watch her and say, "That will be mine!"
They go as her for Halloween.
They wear that sparkly belt, they are Avril Lavigne.

This sickens me.
I wonder why,
That females want to wear a tie.
This isn't the eighties,
take that thing off.
"Avril Lavigne! Ha!", I scoff.

I don't know why,
for Halloween,
that people want to be Avril Lavigne.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #7:

"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."

Title: Re: Avril Lavigne Halloween - A poem by Dan Scarpa
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 01, 2002, 12:44:10 AM

Word.
(I've never always wanted to say that.)

Title: Re: Avril Lavigne Halloween - A poem by Dan Scarpa
Post by: LORD_DUKE on November 03, 2002, 08:51:01 PM

Man, she's HOT!!

Title: Re: Avril Lavigne Halloween - A poem by Dan Scarpa
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 11:06:27 PM

I've never even heard of her.
I think I should be glad.

Title: Re: Avril Lavigne Halloween - A poem by Dan Scarpa
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 04, 2002, 12:48:11 AM

I just saw an ad for her on the web.
She's not "attractive". She's oogly.