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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Mario Master on March 23, 2003, 04:55:03 PM
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All the Nintendo Characters are having a tournement, so you guys get to write the happenings of their battles.
It was the day of the tournement and Mario and Link were up first. A voice boomed over the speakers: 3...2...1...GO! First Link...
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Link took his sword, and stabbed it right through Mario's head. The Mario...
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Then Mario's head deflated. But his body was still fighting.
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So he reinflated his head by sticking his finger in his mouth and blowing. Then, Link . . .
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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used his spin attack and...
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Sliced Mario's head clear off his shoulders. Then Mario...
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Put his head back on and ran away.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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2nd Battle
Luigi VS Dr. Mario
3
2
1
GO
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Luigi jumps really high and dive bombs at Dr. Mario. Dr. Mario...
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Throws a pill at Link and knocks Link's sword out of his hand.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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But Link wasn't in the battle anymore so he ate the pill and it cured his constipation.
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Then Mario stole Link's sword and still didn't attack Luigi since he was his brother. ?!?
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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So he shoved it up Capt. Falcon's butt.
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But Captain Falcon had buns of steel.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Then those gay farts Pikachu and Pichu shocked Capt. Falcon's butt, and since metal conducts electricity it hurt.
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Does steel conduct electricity?
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Yes it does.
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As the tournament fell into disarray, the ref quickly announced the match between Luigi and Dr. Mario a draw, and started watching the next match, already in progress...team pokemon v. Captain Falcon.
Gigglypuff started singing to put CF to sleep, but accidentally put the ref to sleep instead. So CF, taking advantage of the situation, commited a flagrant foul by running over gigglypuff with his F-Zero racer.
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*laughs* It's Jigglypuff, stupid!
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Yes, you are correct. I am a moron. Thank goodness for the anonymity of the Internet.
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Then, Captain Falcon called his buddies... er, rivals, Samurai Goroh, Dr. Stewart and Pico, and they ran into the other Pokemon with their F-ZERO racers.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Then the Falcon Flyer KO'd all of the Pokemon!
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Then you could hear the ref talking in his sleep,& everyone laughed.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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Then he woke up and took on his Master Hand alter ego!
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Then he punched everyone.
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Then everyone smashed him.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Then his HP ran out so everything went into slow-motion as he faded into the background.
"Great job everyone!," said Mario, "Now who will referee?
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"Since when does Super Smash Brothers need a ref, anyway?" Marth thought to himself as he snuck up silently behind Mario and clobbered him squarely in the back of the head with a home run bat.
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Mario was immediately KO'd. Another Home Run Bat dropped from the sky. "Whaddya doin to my-a brother..." Luigi said quietly as he kicked a Koopa shell at Marth, quickly following with a lethal Home Run strike.
(Heh, that sounded wrong, didn't it?)
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Then a party ball opened, and Bob-ombs fell everywhere.