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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: SuperJumpMan8 on March 31, 2003, 07:13:41 PM
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Mario is walking along...
Play my Demo!
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And a Nargledysmakk falls out of the cloudy clear sky!
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Mario paniks, but all of the suddon, *fill in the blank* comes to his rescure!
Play my Demo!
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Lakilester comes to his rescue by using cloud nine.
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But then Cloud Nine shrank, so they had to go to Cloud Six! Then . . .
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Gaint Parana Plants Ate Mario!
Play my Demo!
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But Mario had an Ace up his sleeve: Baked Beans! Pfffft!
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Only the lone hammer brother survived to tell the tale.
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But from the big fartsplosion, noone was left for him to tell them about it.
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Then, Baby Mario fell from the clouds!!!!!!!!!
Play my Demo!
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The Lone Hammer Brother dried to do him in. But suddenly, time sped up and Baby Mario grew into Mario.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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In the process, the hammer brother aged 20 years in 20 seconds. He found the experience extremely unsettling.
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The Hammer Brother was so old by that time, that he was no match for Mario.
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He withered and turned into a Dry Bones.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Mario screamed, "THIS STORY ISN'T INSANE ENOUGH!" at the top of his lungs, and ran around dancing like a monkey.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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So Hirocon decided to raise the insanity to a new level.
As Mario ran around in squares screaming, his backpack spontaneously inflated with Argon gas, and he was lifted up into the atmosphere. As he entered the ionoshpere, he collided with a 700 pound lakitu, and a resulting time vortex created a black hole inside of Luigi's left ear canal.
Was that insane enough? I'm trying to make it insane but not meaningless.
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Then everyone in the looney bin escaped. They were all screaming, "Ahhh zuey zuey ahh zuey ahhh laca chaca raca dooo plalca chu coo ooca shnoooookeeey wooooookey pfffffftraaahhh!!!"
Insane and Meaningless!
Scratch here to reveal prize!
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 4/10/2003 12:57:04 PM
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Mm-hm... I think "insane and meaningless" would go under the "Mario Nonsense" story.
The squirrels ran 'round and 'round, scaring the bajeebees out of Wario's underpants. Mario screamed at the dancing killer squirrels because they had red laser eye beams and metal teeth.
"Oh no! Borg squirrels!!"
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Then Mario was assimilated into the group of borg squirrels, but he would not fit into the entrance of their rodent-sized Borg cube, so they let him go.
Luigi went into a violent rage after seeing that the squirrels had not chosen HIM to be asimilated. It was the last straw after years of living in Mario's shadow. Luigi pulled out an uzi and totally wasted his older brother, and had slaughtered several of the borg squirrels before he was taken down by the SWAT team.
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But Luigi had forgotten about the quantum singularity in his ear. After the needless bloodshed, suddenly the entire planet, and everything in the vicinity, got sucked into Luigi's ear. In the microuniverse within, the Borg Squirrels assimilated Luigi and the SWAT team, and they went to the Delta Quadrant. Where their transwarp conduit ended was not where they wanted to be. Instead, it was in a sheet of glass on a factory on the Earth in the microuniverse in Luigi's ear!
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Then Voyager showed up to help.
Cpt Janeway: We've got some Borg butt to kick. Let's move!
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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The borg squirells went crazy. Their mouths were foaming.
...Oh, wait there robots...Hold on.
Their circuts malfunctioned.
Scratch here to reveal prize!
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Then Q showed up. "HA HA! I'm Q! I'm randomly omnipotent, and I'm tired of all this black-hole-Star-Trek-singularity-Borg carp. I hereby banish all black holes inside of plumbers ears, and all Star Trek characters (including myself), from this story."
Then all the Star Trek characters vanished and everyone else found themselves in Salem, Oregon.
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Fine by me.
Scratch here to reveal prize!
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They're not robots, Dr. Mario, they're cybernetic organisms.
But Q lied. He suddenly sent everyone into a recreation of a 1954 baseball game.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Then someone hit a home run and Mario jumped up and caught it. But the impact caused a dimensional concussion that sent everybody in the statium to the Twilight Zone.
Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.
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The space-time continuum shattered, leaving everyone suspended in whatever place they were in, at whatever time they were in, and then suddenly time became nonlinear and anyone could go anywhere and anytime they wished. A bug died.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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suddenly shattered, wished. in nonlinear and in, continuum bug The anyone anywhere and they at suspended space-time A they became time leaving could in, time were whatever everyone died. time they and whatever go any were place
all silent fool, mouth can or think You doubt. can let be remove and world be your you the open and a you are
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Double AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Quickly Q's teenage son (also named Q, as well as everyone of their species) was punished for the prank he'd just pulled on the space-time continuum. He was turned into a platyhilmenthes (sic), and the universe was restored, allowing everyone (for the most part) to talk sensibly again.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Gooby blooby snarrrrr!
Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.
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Q decided to check on things in the distant past, but he was run out of town by people he didn't know.
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It was Mario Master and his Gang of Nonsence-Speakers!
"Glooby globby glib!" they shouted angrily, running toward Q with torches.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Q willed himself to the end of time, and there he met The Guru of Time, Crono, and the rest of the Chrono Trigger party.
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Then Q ran home to get his big brother to beat up the bad people.
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Then all the Mario characters found themselves at the All star game. It was 5-1, The national League was leading the A.L.
Then, Garret Anderson of the Anaheim Angels hit a homerun that clocked Wario upside the head. Wario started saying nonsensical things and making up unreal words like "I ated my dinnerer." They made a song about it called: "Wario went nsane at the All star game." And that was Avril Lavigne's next big hit.
The master of multiplayer Mario games: You''re looking at him right now!
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Then Wario went sane.
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After the baseball game, Luigi took Mario and Wario out to a cartoon studio, where Ren and Stimpy were making their new cartoon on TNN. Stimpy yelled at the top of his lungs, "I AM STUPID!" Mario, Luigi, and Wario watched with delight as Ren took out a giant hammer and bashed Stimpy on the head, causing his eyes to fall back into his skull. Mario and Luigi both laughed at the insane joke. But Wario went into the recording room where Ren and Stimpy were and interrupted the recording session. "Ah ha ha ha! I am the master at jokes and pranks! I can be in your cartoon too!"
Ren looked at Stimpy, who looked at Mario and Luigi on the other side of the recording booth. The director then spoke to Ren in the loudspeaker "Get this fatso outta here!" Ren gadly obliged as he knocked Wario unconcious with a 10-ton safe. Ren then tossed Wario out the window nearby. Wario fell into a huge spinning vortex and was transported to Hyrule.
Stimpy was curious as to what had just happened, so he jumped out of the window and also fell into the swirling vortex. Mario and Luigi shrugged their shoulders and followed Stimpy into the alternate dimension.
Ren sat in the recording booth, confused. He decided that it was too boring to stay in this world without his friend Stimpy, so he also jumped out the window into the swirling vortex.
The vortex transported them all into Hyrule, where Link was resting peacefully while watching his horse Epona eat some grass by a lake. Link quickly sat up as the vortex opened up and deposited the characters into his universe.
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Upon seeing Link, Mario and Luigi ran into the convieniently located swamp where they met two seventeen-foot-tall crocodiles named crocodillian and crocodillius, ingeniusly nicknamed Dillon and Dillus. After Luigi explained what happened, a meteor fell out of the sky and split in two upon impact, and a fairy fell out. The fairy saw Mario, and said," It is to this italian man I present this magical milk bottle. Make a wish, hit yourself on the head with it, and the wish will come true." As Oprah Winfrey had predicted, Mario had wished Luigi, Dillon, Dillus, and himself, back to where and when they had come from.
Hamster Sauce!
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Ren looked at Stimpy, wondering why they were left behind.
"You idiot! You didn't follow them back!"
Uh, sorry Ren,. we're not even supposed to be in this story..." Stimpy replied confused.
Ren smacked Stimpy across the face and scolded him as usual.
Meanwhile, back in the Mushroom Kingdom...
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The mushroom kingdom was taken over by- EVIL CARE BEARS! Everyone was just about to die when freindly monkey's with canadian accents saved the day! (I am not prejudice towards canadians. Sory if I offended anyone. One of my favorite shows is Degrassi. Hey, did anyone see the on when Paige got raped?)
When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?
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(I love Degrassi!)
Relish is at your command!
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Unfortunately, Tender Heart, Brave Heart Lion, and Truthful Heart Elephant(real characters!) survived and gave Bowser three wishes...
Relish is at your command!