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Mario: Hmmm... it looks a mushroom. I guess I'll just take it. *looks around* Heehee, it's-a all mine! *chomp, chomp... gulp... cough cough... swallow* That didn't taste quite right... Wargh... I'm-a no feeling to good... *falls down*
Peach: Here yah go, take all the pesticides you want my pretty 'shrooms! Now the bugs and moochers with stop bugging you!
Mario: *gack weeze* I see the light! I'm having the big one! I'm coming home, Mama Fettucini! To that big ravioli in the sky!
*Later, in the ER*
Dr. Mario: CLEAR!! *Bzzzap!* Heehee, that tickles. I wonder what this thing is for, anyway. Oh well. CLEAR! *zaps himself again*
Toad: Hurry, you have to save Mario! He ingested about five quarts of premium grade pesticides!
Dr. Mario: I have just the thing! *bzzzap!*
Mario: *jumps up* Meatballs! Meatballs! Give me an M! Give me an E! Give me an... hey, who are you?
Dr. Mario: I'm you, if you had gone to college and become and Doctor, like Mama Fetucini wanted. Nooo, you have to become a plumber!
Mario: Hey, it's got it's perks... like this spiffy suction-cup thingy!
Dr. Mario: Well, I've got this! *bzzzap!* Heeheeheeheehee!
Mario: You've been popping those pills again, haven't you?
and now... SuperMan flys in for no apparent reason!
SuperMan: So then the duck says... Put it on my bill! Hahahahahaha!! *slaps knees* Oh, where was I? Oh yes. I am the man of steel, blah blah blah, hurry and try to shoot me so I kick your face in.
Dr. Mario: Oh yeah? Well, take this! CLEAR !! *bzzzaaaaapapapaparatatatatatabangbangchoochoooooo!!!*
So yeah, this is basically the new bored topic... continue it you feel up to it.... Don't look at me like that! I'm perfectly sane, thank you!
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Then Aquaman came in and punched Superman.
Aquaman: That was for that fish you ate last night.
Superman: I didn't eat fish last night.
Aquaman: Woops! Sorry.
Dr. Mario: Hey get out of the ER!
Mario: Hey doc. I thought we were the same person.
Dr. Mario: Guess not.
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Hey, cool! Now there's a slight chance of having two BOREDs running at once! Maybe later there'll be crossovers!
SuperMan: And so my friend TV and I went to dinner the other night! I had a TV dinner and he had the satellite dish! Ah hahaa!!! *laughs so hard he faints*
Dr. Mario: Hoohoohehhheheh!
Toad: You gotta save SuperMan!
Dr. Mario: *goozoowachoweegoowahookagoohomamamia* ...Hmm... it doesn't seem to be doing anything.
SuperMan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! *cough* Hehehahahahahahhohoohoohoo *hack cough wheeze* hahahaha -- *faints again*
AquaMan: Die Autobot! *tries to stab SuperMan* Oh, wait...
MEANWHILE:
Galvatron: Die Autobot!
Rodimus Prime: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *throws Galvatron through the side of Unicron*
Toad: Wow, it's 2005 already?
Mario: Hey, isn't that
Luigi: A line! Look ma, a line! Oh, sweet line, where have you been all my life?! *kisses his line*
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Dr. Mario: Hey get a room Luigi!
Luigi: Yay! Another line!
Mario: Shut Up-a you face
Linguo: Shut Up your face
Toad: Who's he?
Dr. Mario: A crazed ex-student oif mine who wants to destroy the world.
Mario: You were a teacher?
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Dr. Mario: No, I was a guy who sat at a desk and ate pizza.
Jimbob: Oh.
Toad: What the --?
Jimbob: Oh, I just came here looking for my cousin Jimbo.
Toad: ...
Jimbo: Hey Jimbob!
Jimbob: Hey Jimbo!
Jimbo: Wanna go crash at my pad and eat pizza?
Jimbob: Will there be rockets?
Jimbo: Yeah, and they'll be on the pad, launch and crash again.
Superman: Sounds like fun! Can I come?
Dr. Mario: *zaps Superman again*
Superman: Unnggghhh...
Dr. Mario: I love this thing. Hoo hoo hehehe! *bzzap*
Mario: Gimme that, you-a crazy lumatic!
Luigi: What's wi-
Mario: Oh no you don't. The script says you only get a line a week.
Luigi: But how am I gonna pay my-
Mario: You heard me. Now get back in that suitcase.
Luigi: Suitcase?!?
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Mario: Thats right, you get in that suitcase, or I'll zap you with Dr. Mario's zapper thing.
Luigi: Go ahead zap me.
Mario: OK. I will.
Dr. Mario: No wait!
*Mario zaps himself*
Luigi: Hahahaha Heheheh Hohohohohoho
???: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Luigi: I'm not getting in the **** suitcase!!
Mario: Fine, hey, I'm gonna try this thingy *takes the zap thing from Dr.Mario* ~~ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPP** heeheeheeheehee that really does tickle!!
Dr. Mario: Hey quit hoggin' it * grabs the zap thing and does tug-a-war with Mario over it*
Toad: look, I'v ordered some pizza, come have some folks!
Mario: I will * still fighting over the zap thing*
Luigi: * sits back and watches the two tug-a-war* yo, look, it's dinner and a show!
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man, sorry, I made some errors
gone crazy! be back soon
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???: BWAHAHAHHAHA
Toad: Who the heck are you?!
???: My name is ???! Who did you think I was???
Luigi: Well get out of the way. I can't see. Wait, I can see just fine... hey, what's-a goin' on here?
???: Can't see me, eh?
Dr. Mario: *zaps ???*
Mario: *zaps Dr. Mario*
???: *zaps Luigi?*
Luigi: Hey, what'd I do?
Suddenly, Maxwell Smart walks in!
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 7/8/2003 7:51:48 PM
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???: Hey Mario catch! *throws 500 pound weight at Mario*
Dr. Mario: Hahahahahahahahaheheehehehehohohohoho heoheheohehohoehoehoehoehoehohe
Mario: Shut Your mouth you mediocre clarinet player.
Squidward: Mediocre??? *faints*
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/8/2003 7:57:10 PM
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Maxwell Smart: Ahhhhh. So it's the old 500 pound weight trick!
???: Why didn't you say anything when you first walked in?
Maxwell Smart: Beats me.
???: Well then, Mutey, let's see how you like THIS!
[Editor's Note: This was Lizard Dude's first BORED post ever. In any series. He finally broke. Thank you.]
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
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Dr. Mario: I'm goin' to the store. Anybody want anything?
Luigi: Well
Mario: No you don't!!! I'm not gonna let you say anything
Luigi(my cat): Meow?
Mario: You can't talk any way.
Luigi(my cat): That's what you think
Maroi: AHHHHHH
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Maxwell Smart: Dr. Mario, would you believe I have this place surrounded by 100 Control agents ready to take you to the asylum?
Dr. Mario: No.
Max: 50?
Dr. Mario: No.
Max: 10?
Dr. Mario: No.
Max: A policeman eating a jelly donut?
Dr. Mario: No! Now, you foolish agent, I am secretly working for Kaos! Mwuahaha!
???: Honey, bring me some beer. Urk, the show is on? Oh, ok, evil laugh time! Bwahahaha!
Dr. Mario: MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!
SuperMan: Go Gaia the Fierce Knight, destroy his Kumori Dragon!
AuqaMan: Nooooo! You shall never have my millenium tuna!
To... be... continued! Evil laugh time! Bwahahaha!
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Superman: Hmmm... Doesn't my name have a space in it?
Super Man: Nope. Then you would be me!
Superman: Oh. Whats the difference?
Super Man: You have to say your name as if it is one word. Mine can be spaced as far as you want it to be.
Superman: Well, that cleared that up!
Steve: Whoops! Wrong topic!
Dr. Mario: WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP COMING FROM!?!?*stares blankly at zappy panel things* Meh, what do I care? *BzzT!* He he he he...*walks out of room*
Mario: Umm.. I'm going out to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.
Toad: Gotcha! Wait.. What?
TO BE CONTINUED AND UNDERLINED
Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.
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Luigi: Am I gonna talk today?
Mario: Yep, in fact that was your line.
Luigi: ...
Mario: You aren't allowed to say, "..."\
Superman: Well if you ask me...
Dr. Mario: well, we didn't ask you.
Super Man: Ha ha
Superman: Shut up, you!
Toad: Thank you, Superman! But Lois Lane is in another hospital!
Superman: OK, I'll leave then.
Super Man: I'd better follow. He's my meal ticket!
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Bizarro: Me follow Superman and Super Man... find LOWIZZ
Maxwell Smart: Oh no you don't! I'm taking you back to CONTROL to interrogate you!
Bizarro: I no go with you
Maxwell Smart: Then how about going for a cup of coffee down the street?
Bizarro: ... *pulls off disguise to reveal...*
Seigfried: So, ve meet again, eh, Mikschvell Schmät?
Maxwell Smart: ...So! The old Seigfried-in-a-Bizarro-suit trick!
Dr. Mario: Could those "tricks" get any stupider names?
Mario: I thought you were gone.
Toad: So did I.
Dr. Mario: Well... I forgot something. *grabs defibrillator and walks out door*
Moments later, the cords connected to the defibrillator snap back, causing Dr. Mario to catapult back into the room!
Dr. Mario: Mama mia. I need ta watch that... *zap* Hoohehehehooohooohehahahahaha
Maxwell Smart: Ah ha! "The green letters sprout lettuce in the fall."
Dr. Mario: What?
Maxwell Smart: You heard me.
Dr. Mario: *pulls head off to reveal...*
The Chief: Hi, Max. What happened to 99?
Toad: Oh, great. This is going too far into a story.
Luigi(my cat): MEOW.
Maroi: AAAAHHHH
Mario: Who are you?
Maroi: I'm Linguo's evil ex-brother.
Luigi: Hey, cool. A CD. *goes to pick up CD*
But the CD was really a trap door to Flying Fink Bros. Sloppy Circus ...with Fries and a Shake!
Luigi: AAAAHHHH
Jimbob: AAAAHHHH
Jimbo: AAAAHHHH
Luigi(my cat): How'd you get here?
Luigi: AAAAHHHH
Jimbob: AAAAHHHH
Jimbo: AAAAHHHH
Meanwhile, back at the ran- ...er, E.R.!
???: Did you forget about me?
Toad: Who are you?
???: AAAAHHHH
Toad: Oh yeah, I can't see you either.
???: AAAAHHHH???
Mario: Hey, where's myself?
Toad: Okay, you're staying right here until Mario gets back, Mario.
Mario: Gotcha. Wait... what?
To BE CONTINUED... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *evil laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *again* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... uhh, you get the idea.
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MamaMia Mario: So I'm not the only one who watches Get Smart! I love that show!
Max: I'd certainly hope so.
Jet Pilot: Screw you liberal wussies! I'll protect America, war protesters or not!
Mario: Wha?
Jet Pilot: Die, scum! *fires missle at Sigfried*
Mario: Wai!
*Shrapnel flies everywhere*
Dr. Mario: I'll save you! Alright, where's my scalpel? *throws pills*
Jet Pilot: *fires machine gun*
Dr. Mario: *does some Maxtrix moves* THERE IS NO SPOON!! *zaps the jet*
Jet Pilot: How about a nice, steaming mug of Shut your Mind Off!
Dr. Mario: Nooo! It hurts my brain! Wargh!!
*At the circus*
Luigi: Can't sleep... clowns will eat me...
Clown: Hey, want a balloon?
Luigi: AAAAAH!!! *throws boiled peanuts at the Clown*
Clown: So, you've found me out, eh? I'm really.... Chupperson Weird!
CW: But I'm Chupperson Weird!
CW: No, I am!
CW: Alright, there's only way to solve this... *opens pen holder case* WITH THE BALLPOINT PEN OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢!
CW: Nooooo!
Roshan: So that's where I left that!
*Crickets chirping* Urk, huh? Oh yeah... to be continued... or something.
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Clown:BUT THAT ISNT THE BALLPOINT PEN OF DOOM!
CW:Ah well,good enough
*Stabs Clown*
Clown:I am a VOODOO!!! hahahahahahah!!!!!
Yugi:Dark Magician!Attack!
*Clown smashes into little pieces*
CW:Who are you?
Yugi:I am Yugi Moto,Winner in Duelist Kingdom!
Dr Mario:Want a turn Yugi with these zappers?
*Zaps Yugi*
Yugi:No!!!! My cards are on fire!
???:hahahahahahaha i will now reveal my identity....i am....the cat you dumped on the side of the road when you were little Mario!
Mario:Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Luigi:The evil cat is back!
Mario:Lets get away!
Link:yahhhhh!!!!
*Seals the Cat in the Sacred Realm*
Mario:This is my story get out!
Link:No hahahahahahaha
Mario:Yes
Link:No
Mario:Your Mean
Link:Your meaner
Mario:no you are
Bowser:Gwarharharharharhar!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED......
AH ha ha ha ha ha!
You did it!
My masterpiece!-Wario,Wario Ware, Inc.
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Bowser: Waitiminit..... What the heck was the point of me being here!?
Dr. Mario: Who cares?*BZZZT* Oh yeah...*BZZAAP* He he he he!
Bowser: *Stares at both Marios* HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU MAKE TWO OF YOU!?!?
Mario & Dr. Mario: We dunno.
Bowser: So, wheres your idiot rival?
Mario: Well, this might just be me, but I think he's standing right in front of me.
Dr. Mario: Mine's over there.*Points at Dr. Wario*
Bowser: Not me, you nitwit!! Wario!!
Dr. Mario: I just told you, you lumbering buffoon!!
Bowser: I wasn't talking to you!!!!
Dr. Mario: Then who were you talking to?
Bowser: REGULAR MARIO!!!
Reg. Mario: I beg to differ. I believe you were talking to Mario.
Bowser: Grr..... So.. Where is he?
Reg. Mario: Um, there's a fifty percent chance that one of those Marios is the Mario that you want to ask the question. And just so you know, my rival is over there.*points at Regular Wario*
Bowser: MARIO!!!
Mario: Yes?
Bowser: WHERE IS WARIO!?!?
Mario: I dunno. Why don't you ask him yourself?
Bowser: ARRRGH!!!! *exhales firey breath into Mario's face* If I wanted to ask him where he was, I wouldn't just go talk to him like a normal person! I would either have to call him, or ask someone else where he is! AND THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO!!!
Mario: What are you trying to do?
Bowser: GGRRRR....*to himself* OK, big guy... calm down... count to ten....1...2...
Mario: Would you like to call him?
Bowser: Urrgh.. Sure.. that would be good.
Mario: *hands Bowser Wario's phone number*
Bowser: OK, thank you! *Takes out cell phone*
Dr. Mario: Ahh ahh ahh! No using cell phones in the hospital!
Bowser: Why?
Dr. Mario: I dunno. It's just what the sign says. See? "Please turn off all cell phones"
Bowser: Oh. Do you have a pay phone?
Dr. Mario: Out in the lobby should be one.
Bowser: Alrighty! Now I can discuss my plans for world domination with him!
Dr. Mario: What a nice guy. I don't see why you two are always fighting.
Toad: Waitaminit! Did he say world domination?!
Mario: Waitaminit! I think he did! C'mon! Let's follow him, and listen in on his conversation!
Dr. Mario: Waitiminit! I think I should get a portable de-whatchamacallit!*grabs one* OK, I'm ready!
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON... BORED-MK GX III!!
Dave: Waitaminit. I know I'm not part of the story, but that ending belongs somewhere else!*Takes ending*
To be... or not to be...
Shakespeare: Gimme that back!*Takes quote*
To be continued....
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Jet Pilot: *BOOM*
Toad: Where'd you come from anyway?
Bill: Yeah.
Fred: Yeah, where? And my blood sugar's low! I need lunch!
Billy: Oh, not again...
Bill: Your name is bill too?
Ted: This is bogus.
Fred: There's 2 Freds too?!
penguinwizard: Wasn't that my signature a few posts back?
Clown: *dances around like a ...clown!*
Suddenly, Seigfried appears from nowhere!
Seigfried: This is KAOS! We don't do that here!
CW: Ah ha! Here, I found THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢!
Roshan: And here I'm stuck with THE BALLPOINT PEN OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢! Gimme back my pen knife.
CW: Never! And I have your boots too!
Roshan: NOOO
Bowser: Hey Mario, that number didn't work...
Mario: Check the circus then.
Bowser: Okay...
*At the circus*
Wario: *does fancy tricks on the tightrope* Gwah ha ha ha ha! This'll make me millions!
Waluigi: Wah! Wah wah WAH! And again I say WAH!
Bowser: HEY WARIO, GET DOWN HERE!
Jet Pilot: *Flies into the circus and starts bombing the audience*
*not a sound can be heard*
Uhh... yeah, to be continued... but there's no one left to watch it now...
Jet Pilot: BWAH HA HA HA HA HA H AH AHA HA AH AHHAHAHA AH AHA AHAH AHA AHA HA HAHAAH AHA AHA AHAHA AH...HOOOO
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BatMan: You poor misguided soul, you don't have to blow up innocent people! You can become my young ward, wear tights, and memorize Shakespeare!
Jet Pilot: *launches missle at BatMan*
BatMan: *goes Ka-bloomie!*
Robin: Eww, that's gonna leave a mark.
SuperMan: Stand back! I shall defeat him with my LASER VISION... or was it ICE VISION? Oh, wait, it was X-RAY VISION!
Roshan: Screw this! C'mon, Roy! *flys on Roy up to the Jet* Take.. this! *stabs the Pilot with BALLPOINT PEN OF YOU IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢*
Jet Pilot: ...
Roshan: Curses! It isn't working! *stabs the Jet Pilot with the PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢*
Jet Pilot: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Roshan: You can die now.
Jet Pilot: Okay. *drops dead*
Mario: That was weird.
CW: Somebody call?
Mario: No, I just said that was weird.
CW: But was it Chupperson Weird?
Mario: I don't think so.
Luigi: I get five lines this episode! Whoo!
Nintendo Official: Oops, sorry, that was a mistake. You get five letters, not lines.
Luigi: What? B-
Nintendo: Oops! You already used them all up! Gotta wait 'till next game!
THE END!
You still there? Oh, alright... To be continued!
Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 7/13/2003 9:11:31 PM
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Meanwhile, back at the hospital...
Rob: I gotta use your bathroom!
Dr. Wario: Who are you?
Rob: Um, I'm The Big Boo.
Woody Allen: No, I am!
Rob: Wha?
Toad: Hurry! We have to get out of the hospital! It's going to explode!
Terminator: I am going to explode the hospital.
TO BE CONTUNUED!!!
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Dr. Wario: You have-a such-a bad grammar.
Dr. Igbanugo: Hey how did I get into this hospital.
Dr. Mario: How should I know?
Dr. Pepper: Hey wait! I can't talk! I'm a can of soda!
Dr. Mario: Thanks! I was getting thirsty. *drinks Dr. Pepper*
Ted: Wow! Look at all of those doctors!
Jim: Why are we even here?
Ted: Dr. Supermen sent us.
Jim: Ohh I thought it was spelt Dr. Soup or man.
Ted: You're an idiot!
Dr. Mario: Hey we can see you!
Dr. Igbanugo: I still can't figure out why I'm here.
Dr. Wario: Then leave!
Terminater: That's it I'm leaving! YOu people are too wierd!
Luigi: Wow th
Waluigi: Weh Heh heh heh! Nintendo sent me to make sure you only use 5 letters!
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Toad: Wasn't this hospital about to explode?
Dr. Mario: Probably.
Terminator: Zat is vhy ve must vamoose!
Reg. Mario: Oooooo! Will we get to stay and see the show!?
Terminator: Very vell. Vait! Is everybody out?
Dr. Wario: Well, everybody who's anybody.
Terminator: OK, here goes!
Hospital: *runs*
Terminator: Vell, zat vas unekspektid. Oh no! My voice chip! It is goink batty! Everybody! Get avay from my neck!
Everybody: *steps back*
Terminator: Vha ha ha! Got you! So.. I'll be back. *walks away*
Dr. Mario: Well, this is just great. Anyone want to go to the circus?
Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.
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Jet Pilot: GWA HAHAHAHA
Roshan: I thought you were DEAD!
Black Yoshi: *in heaven* GWA HAHAHAHA I have put the Curse of the Black Yoshi on the Jet Pilot!
Terminator: I'm back. *blasts the crud outta the Jet Pilot*
The crud outta the Jet Pilot: *runs*
Terminator: Vat ees goink on heer -?
Dr. Mario: GOO!
Dr. Wario: What?
Dr. Luigi: Where d
Dr. Mario & Dr. Wario: Where did YOU come from?
Dr. Luigi: Yeah... a talking cat who's a doctor... pretty strange...
A giant flea appears outta NO WHERE! Or is it NO HAIR? NOW HERE? WHATY!?! GORJ FO NOOBLE GANG LAUG!
Giant Flea: Nobody wants to pet me.
Dr. Luigi: Wha?
Hospital: *pets giant flea*
Kolorado: The 12th wonder of the world, old bean!
Everyone else: AAAAHHHH
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Old Bean: Help us Soup or Man!
Soup or Man: Hi, anyone need help
Dr. Mario: Yes. I need a lawyer, because I'm sueing Dr. Wario for ripping off my game!
Dr. Wario: So what, your nuts! Your cat is a doctor.
Dr. Luigi: I'm not a medical doctor.
Dr. Wario: Then what are you?
Dr. Luigi: A psychiatrist. Oh by the way Dr. Wario I reschedueled your appointment to 2:35 tomarrow.
Dr. Waluigi: Hahahahahaha! I'd didn't know that you were squirrel bait.
The moral of the story: Any idiot can become a doctor.
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Back at the Steve Urkel Ranch . . .
Woody Allen: I'm in the mood for a funnel cake.
Toad the Second: Who is this guy?
Luigi: Who are you?
Nintendo Executive: Two more words left this week, Luigi.
Luigi: Aw, #*&$
Nintendo Exec: Sorry, Luigi. You're outta words.
Underpants Gnomes: UNDERPANTS!!!
Stay tuned, Boys and Girls, for the shocking Finale! (of Act one, chapter one)
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Mario: I'm Bored!!!
Dr. Mario: Hey I know! let's start a topic on a Mario-based website!
Mario: That's stupid
Dr. Mario: Yeah your right.
Wario: Hey let's make this post a cliff-hanger.
Mario: OK *pushes Wario off cliff*
Will Wario survive? Will Mario + Dr. Mario find something to do? Will Luigi's mouth get washed out with soap? Find out next post!
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Dr. Mario: So.. Does one of us have to help Wario?
Dr. Wario: Nahh.. I don't think so.
Mario: I don't either.
Dr. Luigi: Well, I'm not a medical doctor. So, I can't help.
Luigi: Well, s
Mario: Clam up, little brother!
Luigi: .....ARRRGH!!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!! I'M MOVING AWAY FROM THIS PLACE! I never thought I'd have to do this, but... I'm leaving Nintendo... and joining... MICROSOFT!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!
Mario: Dude, Luigi.. As a brother, I must say that's pretty geeky.
Luigi:... How about Sony?
Mario: Better.
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Nurse Peach: Dr. Mario, we have a problem. One of those experiments is going crazy!
Dr. Mario: Yay! You know what that means.
Mario: That we're all doomed?
Dr. Mario: No. it means that I get another video game!
Dr. Waluigi: Hey, maybe I'll be in this new video game.
Dr. Mario: No, you won't
Dr. Waluigi: Why not!
Dr. Mario: You don't exsist!
Dr. Waluigi: Good Point.
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*Arwings come and blast Dr. Waluigi outta the sky!*
*Wait a minute! He wasn't even in the sky in the first place!*
*MISSION ACCOMPLISHED*
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Wario: Hey, I'm still hanging off this cliff!
Cliff: I want to watch Jepordy
Norm: Shut Up Cliffy
Mario: This isn't Cheers!
Norm + Cliff: Sorry
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MegaMan: I wirr defeat you, Wiry!
Dr. Wily: Stop speaking in Engrish!
MegaMan: You have no chance to survive, make your time!
Dr.Wily: Nooooo!
CATS: All your Meeses are belong to us!
Arwings: DANCE SUCKA! *RATATATATATATA*
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Nintendoes everything Sony don''''t! Like making a purple cube video game system!
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Mario: Oh, gosh! Have we been stupid! Wario has just been sittin' there waiting for us!*Pushes Wario off cliff*
Cliff: Thanks! He was gettin' heavy!
Wario: Arrrrghoaahhhhagrrrrrrrwaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Mario: How high up is this cliff!?
Wario: *thud*
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Fox:All-Range Mode!!!
*Arwings blast Hospital with hyper beams*
Andross:hahaahahahaha wrong hospital!!!
Fox:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andross:It was the one next door where im hiding out...
Fox:Oh...right....blast the next hospital!
General Pepper:Im in this hospital!!!
*Arwings blast the next hospital*
Andross:hahahahahah wrong hospital!!!
Fox:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Im retiring!!!! im sick on saving the Lylat System!!
WILL FOX RETIRE????
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON IAMETATIONS OF A BORED
MUSHROOM!!!!!!
AH ha ha ha ha ha!
You did it!
My masterpiece!-Wario,Wario Ware, Inc.
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Dr. Mario: Hey, who's narating this thing?
Narator: Me, The evil, line-stealing narator!
Dr. Mario: *kills the evil, line-stealing narator* Now that that's done...
Mario: Wait a minute!
[one minute later]
Mario: OK
Dr. Mario: Now we can all go home!
Words of Wisdom: Enemies are just friends in reverse.
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Luigi(my cat): We can't go home
Mario: Why not?
Luigi(my cat):Because if we do this thread will die off!
Mario: Dang
Dr. Wario: OK, who wants to play Monopoly?
Mario:*kills Dr. Wario*
Regular Wario: How could you do that?
Mario: Like this. *kills Regular Wario*
Words of Wisdom: Enemies are just friends in reverse.
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Regular Mario: Noooooo! You idiot now there are no more Wario's
Mario: So What
Regular Mario: Don't you see?
Mario: No... I don't.
Regular Mario: Now we havce to share rivals with Luigi.
Mario: And your point is?
Regular Mario: Now Waluigi is your rival!
Mario: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
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CAPTAIN: IT'S YOU!
Dr. Wily: Oh no, not again.
CATS: YOU ARE LEFT ATE FRED.
FRED.: I GOT ATE
Bowser: *chomp*
Wario: Hehehehehhe
Mario: Hey, I thought you were dead.
Andross: Wrong he-*cough* underworld!
Fox: Ah HA! *blasts Andross*
Andross: Wrong Andross!
Waluigi: This Andross suit is getting very hot... *bOOm*
Robin: Holy exploding monkeys, Batman!
*cable04 walks in*
Robin: Holy socks, Batman!!
cable: dang, i need new socks
The Pope: Wow! Cool socks, Cable!
Dang: Yes, I am the living spirit of "DANG."
Batman: Why?
Robin: I thought you were dead.
Batman: And why is that? You didn't think I'd escape death by a mere fraction of a centimeter? Or were you trying to steal the spotlight? Hmm? HMM? HMM???
Robin: ...
Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 7/24/2003 8:09:13 PM
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Mario: Why must you torment me!!!
Dr. Mario: Cause I feel like it.
Mario: Oh.
Luigi: I hate all of you!
Mario: Oh go suck up some ghosts!
Luigi: Fine. I will.
Wario: I'm still alive!
Mario: I can fix that. *shoots Wario in the butt*
Wario: Owwww!
Weird Al Yankovic: Hey, how did I get here?
Robin Ventura: Through the door (duh)
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Man-from-Contra: The aileons are coming! The aliens are coming!
Second-Man-from-Contra: Time to take down some punk aileons! *RATATATATATATA* DANCE!!
Aileon: Nooo! What about my family!!!
Samus: *FIRES MISSLES*
*BIG UNNESCASARY EXPLOSION*
The Pope: When in rome... *pulls out big-fat-gunâ„¢*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! RANDOM EXPLOSIONS ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO AILEONS YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR BROWNIES!!!
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*later in a Burger King*
Pope: Hi can I get a number 2 with onion rings, and a Coke.
Dude: Yeah, sure. That'll be... Holly Mother! It's the Holly Father!
Pope: I get that all the time.
Bowser: *bursts into Burger King with a gun* Gimme all the money!
Pope: I don't think so. *pulls out a machine gun* You're done! *shoots Bowser*
Bowser: Oh fuh [bullets hit]
Cops: Allright you're comin with us "Popey"
Pope: No one calls me "Popey" and gets away with it.
What will the Pope do? Is Bowser really dead? Find out... whenever.
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/29/2003 7:16:42 AM
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Peach:I hate my name! why am I named after a fruit?
Daisy:At least you're not named after sour cream.
Peach: Speaking of sour cream,HI MARIO!!
Hamster Sauce!
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Mario: I heard that! But I don't know what it means!
Nice sig, Markio.
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Captain America: Never fear, Jimbob's here!
...Hmm. Where's Jimbob?
Jimbob: Uh? *wakes up* Man, that was a great burger... AAAHHHH!
Aristotle: *insert something philosophical here*
The Pope: Hey bro!
Aristotle: 'Sup dawg!
Dawg: Who am I?
Joe: I dunno. What's more important is, who am *I*?
Mario: I don't-a know. What's more important is... *transforms like Optimus Prime into...*
CitrusMan: Who am I???!?!?!?
Bowser: OH NO! CITRUSMAN!!
CM: By the power of Orange Glo, I shall vanquish thee!
Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
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Bowser: There's only one E in the.
CM: Shut up
Bowser: Make me
CM: OK *cuts Bowser's tounge out*
Bowser: Blwa reld ee!
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I have this strange feeling that Dr. Mario(from the forums) is me...
Hamster Sauce!
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"How could I be you if I'm..." *rips face off* "OUCH!!! Oh dear lord I could've sworn I had a mask on! Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. God Dang It, this hurts like heck!!!!!!!!!!"
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Wart: I'm here to save or ruin the day!
Mario: WART!? I thought you were a production of my imagination!
Wart: I am.
Mario But how can you be here unless...
Wart: YES! This is a dream!
Mario: It seems so real!
Bowser: You! you are my original rival!
Wart: What?
*Bowser goes into a crazy frenzy. Everyone in the room ends up with fire on their head except Bowser* *Mario faints*
*Hours later Mario wakes up in his bed*
Luigi: Mario you have been sleeping for days!
Mario: Huh? Wha...? I'm so sleepy Weegie....
Luigi: Don't go back to sleep! Someone is trying to control you through your dreams!
Who is this evil madman? To be continued....
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Mario: Sleepy-time. Bye-Bye. Squishy-Gishy-Ishy
Luigi: Hope this works... Mario! Mario! Peach has been kidnaped!
Mario: Who? What? Where? When? How?
Luigi: Oh... Now you're awake.
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Frankola: I've come to save the play!
Jimbola: I've eaten all the live long day!
Grgirri: Wrgriosks!
Uhh... yeah.
Eccentricity is my goal.
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Mario: ZZZZZ
Luigi: It's up to me to save the day...did I just say that? YAY! I get to have the leading role, for the second time... because my brother is unable too.... Why, why must those always be the conditions? Ah well, I'm off!
*Minutes Later*
*Luigi knocks hardly on Bowser's Castle front door.*
Luigi: I know you have got control over Mario in his sleep, Koopa!
*Bowser appears in a tower window and looks down at Luigi*
Bowser: I have done no such thing!
Luigi: You haven't? But with Kamek and all those magikoopas...
Bowser: It wasn't me you twerp! Buzz off!
*Luigi walks away. Bowser turns from the window and goes back to eating his dinner. At that moment something came knocking at the castle's back gate.*
Bowser: Why? Why do I always get inerupted durring mealtime? Grr....
*Upon reaching the tower near the back gate, Bowser sees some Koopa Troopas looking out the window*
Bowser: One side, let your king through!
*The Troopas move away and Bowser looks out the window*
Bowser: What the...? A whelp that looks like Luigi... only dressed in Purple and Blue... what does he want?
Waluigi: You have...
Bowser: ...started to control your brother in his sleep, right?
Waluigi: Yeah... but how did you know?!
Bowser: Luigi was just here with the same problem. Just look, it wasn't me!
Waluigi: I don't beleive you. Miss Syrup, come here!
Captian Syrup: What is it, Waluigi?
Waluigi: Bust down this door!
C. Syrup: Yes, sir!
*Captian Syrup proceeds to pull a large cannon from behind some trees and aims it at the gate*
Waluigi: Fess up, King Bowser, or we'll be breaking in!
Will Bowser tell anything new? Will Waluigi and Captian Syrup have to break in? Will The identity of the controller of sleep ever be revealed? Stay tuned!
Edited by - Yos on 8/3/2003 2:34:14 PM
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Why are you making episodes that make sense? You're messing up the whole BORED thing!
Bowser: I'm gonna take a long walk. *heads to a short pier*
Mario: I need some jumping practice! *heads to a lake*
Luigi: Hmm... my hair is too dry. *soaks head*
Toad: AAHHH!!!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Jimbob: I can't take it anymore! *runs around in circles like a giraffe that doesn't run in circles*
SUDDENLY, A GIANT FISH ATE ALL THE PIZZA IN THE TOWN FRIDGE
The Mayor: Oh no! We need feet exterminators!
Feet exterminators: *begin to step on fish*
Fish: burp
Prince Albert: Let me out!
Herman: I'm Ennery the eighth I am, Ennery the eighth I am I am...
Peter Noone: Hey, that's my song!
Herman: And who do you think I am, ya nut?
Nut: I don't know. Who?
WILL NUT FIND OUT WHO HERMAN IS?
WILL PETER NOONE FIND OUT THAT HERMAN IS HIM?
WILL THE FEET EXTERMINATORS EXTERMINATE THE FEET?
HOW ABOUT THE FISH?
FIND OUT NEXT YEAR, IF YOU'RE LUCKY!
Eccentricity is my goal.
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Luigi (my cat): Hey Luigi! I can cure your brother!
Luigi: How?
Luigi (my cat): Wake him up.
Luigi: Well duh.
Luigi (my cat): No I can only do this while he's awake!
Luigi: Oh.
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Luigi: I thought I left for Sony.
Nintendo Exec: We bought you back. You have used an extra word, so you shall lose one word next week!
Luigi: *starts beating NE with a X-Box*
NE: Ouch.*faints*
Luigi: *ties X-Boxes to NE's feet and throws him into the ocean* Hahahahah, now I can talk whenever I want!*starts whacking Mario with an X-Box to wake him up*
Mario: Ouch. What was that for?
Luigi: Come on, we need to go beat up our rivals!
Mario: Good idea.
-Mariotendo:
All your base are belong to us.
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Mario: You can take on King Boo with your(s******) Poltiergust 3000
Luigi: Yeah well you can go clean Bowser to death with your FLUDD.
Mario: Ok so both of our Game Cube debuts kinda sucked. Lets take out Bowser together.
*They both take off to Bowser's Castle*
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Umm, I'm tired!
AIM name: donotcare95
Does anyone know how to do the yen symbol?
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
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SMS didn't suck!! In fact, it was successful. Luigi's Mansion was okay.It was too short and Luigi didn't jump.
X-Box and PS2 Suck with a capital "S".
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Jimmy: *eats world*
Frank: Why'd ya do that?! Now I can't play marbles.
George: Uhh, Frank... I got some bad news. I lost your marbles.
Frank: Uhh... okay...
Mario: What does this have to do with anything?
Luigi: I dunno. ...DID I JUST GET A LINE?!
Toad: *walks tightrope for no apparent reason* Hey look! Marbles!
Frank: Marbles?! Where????
Toad: ...Oh, nevermind. Those are UFOs.
U "F" O: THAT'S RIGHT! And I've come back with my new teammates Wario and Dr. Wily! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ...ha... um, ha... yeah.
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Protoman: HADOKEN!*hadokens Wario, UFO, and Dr. Wily*
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Edited by - donotcare95 on 9/28/2003 10:24:28 AM