Post by: Markio on July 16, 2003, 12:55:28 PM
Don't you think waiters put to many pants in the phone booths?
Act your age, not your I.Q. Wait, what''s the difference?
Post by: Sapphira on July 16, 2003, 01:03:36 PM
Have a nice "trip"! See you next "winter"!
Hold your jets! (quote from my mom)
It's déjà vu all over again!
I could care less.
---Ah...gotta love those classic malapropian (I LOVE that word! ^_^) phrases... Tell me if you can see what's wrong with each...
Edited by - Sapphira on 7/16/2003 12:07:36 PM
Post by: Markio on July 16, 2003, 01:20:52 PM
Act your age, not your I.Q. Wait, what''s the difference?
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 16, 2003, 01:24:13 PM
That's a Yogi-ism
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/16/2003 12:24:58 PM
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 16, 2003, 01:30:22 PM
Have a nice "trip"! See you next "fall"!
Cool your jets!
It's déjà vu all over again! Redundant
I couldn't care less.
Post by: Sapphira on July 16, 2003, 01:30:23 PM
To be different from Mario Nonsense, I decided to use malapropisms instead of randomness. Malapropisms are funny! Tee hee! ^_^ ...And they fit as "stupid responses," so nya! ;P
One country I'd like to visit is Africa.
Post by: Sapphira on July 16, 2003, 01:35:12 PM
Oh, and the "Hold your jets" thing is a malapropism (sorry I keep using that word, but I really LOVE it!) of "Cool your jets," as you said, and also "Hold your horses." ;P
Post by: Markio on July 16, 2003, 01:53:11 PM
Act your age, not your I.Q. Wait, what''s the difference?
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 16, 2003, 02:36:45 PM
-I'd rather eat cheese
-Why are we here anyway?
-Umm... I forgot
-Not that I'm stupid, but I'm stupid
This commemorates my 800th post!
Post by: jon on July 16, 2003, 03:41:17 PM
Boyfriend Box.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 16, 2003, 05:54:05 PM
-Roasted Doughnuts
-Have yourself a merry little Tuesday
Words of Wisdom: Enemies are just friends in reverse.
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 17, 2003, 03:47:53 PM
There. That should settle down those anti-math phreaks.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 17, 2003, 04:01:27 PM
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/17/2003 3:03:53 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 17, 2003, 04:39:25 PM
Scores
Dr. Mario: 100
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 17, 2003, 05:35:54 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 17, 2003, 05:36:28 PM
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
Post by: jon on July 17, 2003, 05:37:23 PM
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Post by: Sapphira on July 17, 2003, 05:56:35 PM
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 17, 2003, 07:32:19 PM
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/17/2003 7:48:26 PM
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 17, 2003, 07:33:28 PM
Post by: Marionut#1 on July 17, 2003, 07:35:14 PM
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 17, 2003, 08:49:22 PM
Could've sworn I checked that stupid box.
Post by: Markio on November 22, 2003, 02:56:33 PM
And you get cash, which is just as good as money.
That place is always crowded, no one goes there anymore.
I don''t have a signature. So what? I doesn''t matter! HAHA! I''m Freee!
Post by: Yoshi zero on November 22, 2003, 03:06:17 PM
~My father.
Post by: nintendo is sorry on November 22, 2003, 03:07:34 PM
Nintendo owns you.
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 24, 2003, 07:06:51 PM
~The old America Online Commercial
She's drunk; it's funny!
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 11/24/2003 5:09:23 PM
Post by: TJOghost8 on November 24, 2003, 07:12:47 PM
They're always laughing... laughing at nothing.