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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Wheel_kirby on July 18, 2003, 06:56:40 PM
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Welcome to the mario casino! here you can talk, gamble, watch people loose millions of dollars on slot machines, play mario games, or just hang out!
*Pulls down handel on $50 slot machine*
(Cherry)(7)(gold bar) Noooooo!!!!!!
* Are you happy now? *
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*Plays slot machine and gets cherry, cherry, lemon.
Act your age, not your I.Q. Wait, what''s the difference?
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*Gets Starman,Turnip & All-four Shy Guy*
Ahhhh i lost!Lets try again....
*Gets seven,seven,All Four Shy Guy*
AARRGH!One more time....
*Gets cherry,cherry cherry*
Woo 10 coins!
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Plays Blackjack.
Dealer: ____, Ace
Me: 10, Ace
Dealer: Stays
Me: Hit!
Me: 10, Ace, 10
Me: Stay
Dealer: 9, Ace = 20
Me:10, Ace, 10 = 21
I Win!!
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/18/2003 8:13:54 PM
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Why won't my slot machine stop????
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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*Plays slot machine*
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seven
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seven
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SEVEN!!! I WIN!!!
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*plays Super mario slot machine*
(1-up)(1-up)(1-up)
*1-up falls out, mario eats it.*
* Are you happy now? *
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*just hangs out*
Hey, you said I could...
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
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Bah! what the heck...lets see...
*puts quarter in slot machine*
7....7....7!
WOOOO I won!
*huge mound of cash spews out of slot machine flatening Marionut#1 underneath*
Ow....thats gonna leave a mark...
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Whoa water powered slots!
I knew i should of bought a FLUDD from E.Gadd's Inventions a Friends Hardware Store...(I made that name up)
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Tsk tsk... Look at all these under-aged gamblers... ;P
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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I'm the only legal one AND I'M NOT GAMBLING!!! Strange, eh?
Meh. Gambling is just a tax for the mathematically challenged.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
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hmmm... ( puts a million dollar chip in a million dollar machine)
7
cherry
bar
You lose!
* Are you happy now? *
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Um...could somebody please help me out from under this big pile of cash?
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Sure.
*Starts loading gobs of cash into one of the "gobs of cash" slot machines*
7... 7... Yoshi Egg.
Ah, well.
Go Moon!
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Starts loading money into the -1 coin machines.
"Oh? A coin for me? Another one? Oh, thank you!"
7----7-----7
"DANG! I WON!"
Gives back all money.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
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Man, I'm broke... cause I didn't have money in the first place.