Welcome to the boards, and do try to stay for more than five posts, okay?
Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
Customer: Oh, good! My meal is here!
[Customer looks at meal and is shocked.]
Customer: What is this?!? Cold cuts? Potato salad? Fried Chicken?
[Customer gestures for a Waiter.]
Customer: Waiter!
[Waiter approaches.]
Waiter: Yes, Monsiour?
Customer: What is this?
Waiter: You mean your meal?
Customer: YES!
Waiter: Precicely what you ordered, Monsiour, the Delious Meal.
FIN
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€