The old SWCCG ROCKS.
Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
Sweet Story of the Day OR "Lizard Dude Actually Has A Heart"
Tonight there was a dance. Since the one person that could get me to dance isn't here and my heart really belongs to Dance Dance, I hung in my dorm for a bit before heading to the Student Union Building arcade. I entered and observed such classics as Ms. Pac-Man, some Taito shooter, Bubble Bobble, Arkanoid, and some pinball. Hmm. I spent all my one dollar bills on a whole lotta Ms. Pac-Man and some South Park pinball. After successfully munching many a ghost, dot, and power pill, and after freeing Mr. Hanky from the toilet, killing Kenny, and anal probing Cartman, I took a short posting break at this one Public Access Computer that's in here. (That's where I am now.)
When I went back, I saw some poor little kid sitting in front of Ms. Pac-Man, looking dreamily at the screen and playing teasingly with the joystick. It broke my heart to see the Ms. Pac-Man love denied to the innocent masses so I flipped the kid a quarter and told him to "play it, dude." Then he died on level 2. Oh, well. All's well that, uh, starts well?
Reporting out,
Your Collegiate Lizard
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€