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Title: Mario Jail
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 04, 2003, 02:16:48 PM
Lizard Dude has been incarcerated in the Mario Jail for drinking too much spiked Able Juice at Club 86'. It wasn't really his fault, so please help get him out!


Choose your race.


(There's only one "rescuer," so I guess the first person to say something makes that choice.)



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Sapphira on August 04, 2003, 02:19:45 PM
Heheheh...
So, what do you want me to do? ;P
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 04, 2003, 02:26:12 PM
Choose your race.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Sapphira on August 04, 2003, 02:28:41 PM
Choose my race? Caucasian? XD
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 04, 2003, 02:30:39 PM
Caucasian ________ Level 1


Choose your class.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Sapphira on August 04, 2003, 02:33:52 PM
upper-middle?
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 04, 2003, 02:36:27 PM
A Caucasian Upper-Middle Level 1 prepares to embark on the quest.


Stat rolling in progress...


Please wait.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Sapphira on August 04, 2003, 02:51:41 PM
Umm...okay... Now what?

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 04, 2003, 05:59:55 PM
Your stats have been rolled.


Strength 6

Perception 20

Endurance 3

Charisma 12

Intelligence 15

Agility 11

Luck 11


Choose your alignment.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Sapphira on August 04, 2003, 06:01:49 PM
...?
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 04, 2003, 06:09:38 PM
Choices include:

Lawful Good

Neutral Good

Chaotic Good

Lawful Neutral

True Neutral

Chaotic Neutral

Lawful Evil

Neutral Evil

Chaotic Evil


Choose your alignment.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Sapphira on August 04, 2003, 06:12:08 PM
Umm...care to explain...? XD
I think Lawful Good...
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 04, 2003, 06:31:40 PM
Lawful - You follow the letter of the law. No matter what.

Neutral - Self explanatory.

Chaotic - You do what you feel. The law doesn't really matter.


Good - You have a strong sense of moral justice.

Neutral - No strong feelings either way.

Evil - You like doing "bad" things, although you don't neccessarily view them as "bad."


Choose your alignment.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Yos on August 04, 2003, 06:34:24 PM
Hey, I could do this, looks like D&D.
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Yos on August 04, 2003, 06:34:25 PM
Oops... double post.

Edited by - Yos on 8/4/2003 5:44:50 PM
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Sapphira on August 04, 2003, 06:34:42 PM
Yep, I'll stick with Lawful Good. ;P
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 04, 2003, 06:41:56 PM
Name your character.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Sapphira on August 04, 2003, 06:50:48 PM
Sapphira, of course. ;P
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: CashCrazed on August 04, 2003, 08:09:48 PM
Caucasian upper-middle!? Something tells me you've never played D&D before................

Me, I'd be:

Race: Dwarf
Class: Wizard
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Sapphira on August 04, 2003, 08:15:12 PM
No, I haven't... I was just picking stuff I actually fall under. XD

It'd be nice if I knew what basis to choose everything on. XD

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Edited by - Sapphira on 8/4/2003 7:16:38 PM
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Yos on August 04, 2003, 08:31:37 PM
Well, if it's "Mario" Jail, I'd suppose races would include human, toad, koopa and yoshi... but that's just me.
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Marionut#1 on August 04, 2003, 10:10:43 PM
uh..ok..this post is retarded...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Black Mage on August 04, 2003, 10:50:26 PM
 Retarded, eh? I actually like it.

 Ah, the good ol' D&D days, what fond memories they bring.

Continue I say, onward!
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 04, 2003, 11:27:21 PM
This could be cool.

Eccentricity is my goal.
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Dr. Mario on August 05, 2003, 06:38:38 AM
I'd be:
Race: Human
Class: Evil Plumber
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Screech on August 05, 2003, 08:20:45 AM
I'll probably never understand d&d. I have a friend who likes to play it(I just like flipping through the book and reading about the monsters).

The world would be a much cleaner place if people would eat their own trash.
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 05, 2003, 09:29:20 AM
[Editor's Note: Gah! Lizard Dude typed this big thing last night and then something messed up and I couldn't post it. And folks, this will definitely *not* be canon, for obvious reasons. And probably not completely balanced. Thank you.]

Sapphira, 1st Level Caucasian Upper-Middle

Str 6
Per 20
End 3
Cha 12
Int 15
Agi 11
Luc 11

HP(End*2+1)=7
MP(Int*2+1)=31
Base Armor=0

You have been granted the following techniques according to your race/class.

Slap: Offensive. Rolls - Below 2: -1 HP to self  Above 2: 1 dam. to enemy  Above 7: 3 dam. base to enemy  Above 17: Critical 7 dam. base to enemy

Shin Kick: Offensive. Rolls - Above 5: 5 dam. base to enemy  Above 10: -3 enemy End w/ 5 dam. base to enemy  Above 17: Critical 7 dam. base to enemy

Cower: Defensive. +3Agi. Reduces enemy attack rolls by 4. Costs 2MP.

Recoil: Defensive. May only be used after successful enemy attack. +3 to all attributes on current turn and may take an additional action. Costs 1HP.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Dr. Mario on August 05, 2003, 10:01:20 AM
ROFLMBO
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 05, 2003, 10:13:29 AM
The adventure starts soon. Give me a bit of planning time.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: nintendofreak on August 05, 2003, 01:57:17 PM
What's ROFLMBO?
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Sapphira on August 05, 2003, 02:04:03 PM
Such naivety...

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off



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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: The Big Boo on August 05, 2003, 04:22:54 PM
Ha ha. Shin kick and cower. That's funny.
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 05, 2003, 06:03:29 PM
Don't be confused, though. The "real" expression is ROFLMAO.


Still coming.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 05, 2003, 11:36:29 PM
That's naïveté, I'm pretty sure.



Eccentricity is my goal.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/5/2003 10:43:40 PM

Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Fifth on August 06, 2003, 01:24:38 AM
Y'know, Chupperson, that's what I thought too, but I looked it up and naivety is a word.  Means the same as naïveté.  Granted, I think naïveté is a far better word - the "tee" sound sounds so fake on naivety - but naïveté is still a word.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Marionut#1 on August 06, 2003, 01:54:17 AM
Bah..sorry...Ive never been a big RPG fan..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Markio on August 06, 2003, 08:44:12 PM
Are you short or something?  Actually, everyone one I know that share's your name (3 people) are short.  Wait, what does this have to do with anything?  Ugh, I've been drawing too many pictures secretly in my room.'_'

Hamster Sauce!
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Sapphira on August 07, 2003, 03:02:09 AM
"Are you short or something?. . ."
--Who are you talking to? Me?

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Markio on August 07, 2003, 12:48:47 PM
I'm talking to Marionut#1. He's never been a BIG RPG fan.

Hamster Sauce!
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Sapphira on August 07, 2003, 01:10:56 PM
Oh. lol
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: on August 07, 2003, 09:29:02 PM
Hello again, nice to see everyone again, and althoug I came in late to this post I would like to say that D+D is an immensely entertaining passtime (Been playing off+on for 7 years yeah remember what I said about please not calling me a geek). That being said I would just like to say this is a cool post and idea, my hat off to Lizard Dude for the idea in question. Also Black Mage I am sitting here with my two friends Screech + Gunblade88, who both think you are incredibly cool. May I ask why?? (You're the one who likes FF right?). Finally uhh.... bye.

" I think therefore I am.... I think...."

Edited by - Matrin27 on 8/7/2003 9:42:50 PM
Title: Re: Mario Jail
Post by: Jman on August 07, 2003, 10:15:47 PM
race: human
class:middle
alignment: chaotic good.
name: Mr. America


  I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man.  I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!



Proud to be an American!