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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: Markio on October 04, 2003, 11:43:47 AM
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Yeah, I probably mispelled it. Anyway, I want to find out who's the most paranoid person on these boards. Here's how I am paranoid:
1. When I go to the bathroom or take a shower, I lock the door about four times to make sure it's locked.
2. When I put something in the microwave, I wait fifteen seconds to make sure I put nothing metal inside, which I never do.
3. When I go to sleep or change my clothes in my room, I close the closet door for no reason... or maybe I think someone's spying on me.
4. When a car drives down the road, I hide because I think they'll shoot me or drive off the road and hit me.
5. Whenever I suspect a stranger doing something suspicious, I come up with a plan in my head to escape just in case they try to chase me (and for an improvised plan, they're pretty good, especially when I take into consideration the surrounding area and all possible happenings).
Are you more paranoid?
If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
Edited by - Markio on 10/4/2003 10:52:28 AM
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Oh yeah, and I run through hallways as if someone is following me, and I keep an eye out for people when I go in my garage...
Once again, are you more paranoid?
If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
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I DO do some of that stuff. I also lock the door of my house when I'm home alone, and sit on my bed, not daring to do anything but play nintendo (I don't even put my feet on the floor).
I am also scared to death of furbies, and those weird dolls whose eyes roll up into their head when you tilt them backwards.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Yeah, and whenever there's a space under a bed, I jump on to the bed, because of fear of a hand reaching out.
If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
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Psychos? There's help for that.
I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
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I hope so, because last night, I went to this elementary school (no one was there, I was playing with my friend), and a car drives on the blacktop to the back of the school, near the field. Now, the only way a car can get there is by going on the side of the school. My friend and I headed over there. Then we see the car coming over, so we run down the side of the school. Then there's this dumpster surrounded by concrete protruding from the wall, so we go around it and hide there, in the crack between the dumpster square wall thing and the building. The car goes past and then slows down to a stop, but the guy doesn't come out of the car; he's about thirty feet away. I start forming a plan... if the guy gets out of the car, my friend will go through the crack to the other side, and I, being a faster runner, will run around the dumpster. Then we would go along the other side of the building until we got to the kindergarten playground... I'll stop here with my plan. Then the car goes down to the place where you pull out of the parking lot, but starts backing up. Then, when we see him leave, we run home. Oh, and I'm not a student at that school.
If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
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So... uhh... are you more paranoid?
If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
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I'm not afraid of the dark, but every time I turn the lights out and turn the T.V. off I make a swift dash and jump onto the bed. For some weird reason I get shivers. :/
Some guy: "Things can''t get any stupider" Me:*Walks in* "Hey!" Some guy:"I spoke too soon"
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"If you can't get help here, please, get help somewhere."
Anybody else remember those old Charter commercials?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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I had to bump this because I know that there are some paranoid people in this forum that haven't posted here.
If chickens had lips, could they whistle?
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I have extreme mental problems, do to being way to paranoid about the paranormal.
In particular, Spontaneous Human Combutsion and Paranormal dissapearences.
I HAVE FURY.
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1. I often start to jerk around when I think of death or something strange (for example, if the "Big Bang" created the universe, then what was there before the universe?), or when I am remembering something humiliating I did in the past.
2. When I read about something like ghosts or aliens, I feel fine when I'm reading it, but later on I start freaking out.
3. I always have to look at myself when I am walking down the hallway to my homeroom when I get to school to make sure that I'm actually wearing something.
4. I have what some considder an unhealthy obsession with Star Wars (not that that's a bad thing). I have just about memorized the script for Return of the Jedi, even with a few scenes that I have not seen in my life.
5. I am afraid of my bedroom and my basement in the dark, but I'm not afraid of any other place in my house.
6. I'm always afraid someone is lurking in my house when I hear a strange sound.
"There are three kinds of people in this world: Ones who can count and ones who can''t." ~ Kid in my class
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Markio how many old threads are you going to bump?
We have to leave room for newer and better threds.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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GASP! *stares at TEM* This country was BUILT on old threads. And you just want to throw them away! *Starts crying*
If chickens had lips, could they whistle?
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Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Heh.
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I see dead people!......Wait No! That''s my reflection in the mirror.
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I used to be really paranoid... always looking behind me, Locking my bedroom door at night, avoiding all strangers, etc... I used to be really mentally unstable when I was younger, like I used to be really necrophobic, but luckiyl I grew out of all this paranoia and stuff. As they say, (I love this phrase!) "Paranoia will destroy ya'!"
I am Meowrik! The 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! beware the fearsome fury of my fiery Jalapeno Katana!
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im only paranoid of 2 things...the fear of tornados during heavy weather...yes i live in tornado alley...and someone sneeking up behind me while anywhere
If winners never quit, and quitters never win, what idiot made the saying "Quit while you''''re still ahead"?
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You all have definatly shown how cool you are by telling everyone you're semi-socio-path paranoid routines.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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hehe i know isnt it coooool???
:D
If winners never quit, and quitters never win, what idiot made the saying "Quit while you''''''''re still ahead"?
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I guess no one will be posting here anymore.....
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
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Well for me......
1. I never step on sewer drians, because I'm afraid a monster is going to pull me in
2. When I'm about to go to sleep, I jump onto my bed because I'm afraid something is going to get me under my bed.
3. I can't sleep with a door or closet open for some reason.
4. I always walk on the very edge of the inner sidewalk because I'm afraid a car is going to hit me!
Heeheehee.....
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Edited by - luigi~lover on 12/1/2003 6:31:16 PM
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wow
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With cars, I either hide from them, or else I refuse to hide from the car, but I still get nervous right before it passes like the motor is getting louder because it's going AT me, not past me. Then when they pass, I wonder what would happen if a car really drove at me. I guess I would jump upwards and land on the dashboard, although I would most likely run as far away from the road as possible. Actually, I only think they're going to hit me when I'm on a vacant road, and nobody is around. But if someone tried to hit me, I would also wonder why. Maybe they're drunk or smoking marijuana. Maybe I'm the only one who can keep them from achieving world domination, and they need to kill me! Then I imagine scenes that would appear in a movie based on a book that I wrote about all the stuff I imagine... then I snap back into reality and go on with my unexciting life. That's probably the most pizazz in my life.
If chickens had lips, could they whistle?
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"You all have definatly shown how cool you are by telling everyone you're semi-socio-path paranoid routines."
Oh, but haven't we?
Wait a sec...
7. Tendency not to notice sarcasm at first...50 glances.
"There are three kinds of people in this world: Ones who can count and ones who can't." ~ Kid in my class
Edited by - Darth Danno on 12/3/2003 5:52:22 PM