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Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/11/2003 8:40:58 PM
Bumper Stickers I''ve Read: Your Kid May Be an Honor Student But You''re Still an Idiot
After losing his 800th straight duel, Yugi went back to the sewer to be with his mutated girlfriend. Yugi wondered why he couldn't win. That guy at the card shop must have given him a defective deck. His cards all sucked. "@#%^#$$^ that card guy!" Yugi said. Luckily, this show was off camera.
A few days later, Yugi lost another battle. He cursed the card dealer to the ground once more. Little did he know that it wasn't that the card dealer hated him and always gave him the worst cards, it was that plain and simple, Yugi just sucked at dueling.
So he went on a massive killing spree, and after he had killed everyone he hated, especially that card dealer, He started laugh hard saying "I will rule this world!" Then I sneaked up behind him and plugged him with my .22.
In the days following Yugi's death, all the world was returning to normal. For the first time in ages, kids were actually playing with their friends, instead of being inslaved by that demon man, Yugi. No longer were they being slaves to him and buying his products, they were actually playing outside and getting some fresh air. (It was the same way when Pokemon was at its peak popularity, some of my friends wouldn't even come outside to play.)
And I, the man whom was the killer of the Yu-Gi-Oh! franchise, sat there, and laughed as the stores threw away all of his merchandise and things. I am still laughing. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Proud to be an American!
Once, there was an idiot named Yugioh. Then I punched him in the stomach, and I punched straight through him. Blood and guts went flying everywhere.
Then he spoke. "Why are you hurting me?" He said. "Because you have the most ridiculous name. I mean, Yugioh! What the heck is that supposed to mean? Is that some sort of Japanese Swear word or something?"
I said.
"Yes, yes it is." Yugi said. "WEll I despise swear words. Especially people named after them. DIE YUGI!!!!" I yelled.
"NO!" Yugi said as I shoved him down a gopher hole. I then took a hose and proceeded to fill the hole with water, thus drowning Yugi in the process. But that didn't seem mean enough, so I got him out before he died, and hooked him up to a lightning rod.
Now, keep in mind Yugi had just been wet. So, when I heard a storm was coming, I kept Yugi nice and soaked by spraying him with a hose. And when the storm came, I stood and laughed with glee as he was struck several times, being that water conducts electricity.
After the storm, I untied Yugi, and he fell off my roof. But he still wasn't dead. "I can never die!" Yugi said.
"Oh yeah?" I said. This was going to be the most evil thing I had ever done.
I stuck a wire down his pants. The wire was connected to a car battery. I started up the car, and Yugi screamed in pain. A shock was going up Yugi's butt with every rev of the car. Then, Yugi's good for nothing friends showed up.
"Let Yugi go!" Joey said. "NO!!!!" I yelled as I sprayed battery acid in Joey's mouth. He crumbled to the floor and died instantly. Then, the other girl jumped on me, and I gave her a tombstone piledriver on the car. She died. Then I ran over her 32168 times for fun. But I hadn't forgotten Yugi.
I shocked him till he died, then I shocked him 964763147893214 more times cause it was fun. Then, I spat on his body and ran it over 64324632749 times.
There was no denying Yugioh was dead. I threw him in a trash compactor the next day.
Ha! Top that! Can't get any more twisted than this!
And now you know, the rest of the story.