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Title: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Popple on November 09, 2003, 03:20:56 PM
In MK:DD Birdo has eggs similar to yoshi's, but with pink spots. They were white earlier. Also, she does not expell them from her mouth as is the classical Birdo tradition.
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: CharginChuck on November 09, 2003, 04:08:11 PM
I dunno, maybe it's evolution, lol.
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Markio on November 09, 2003, 04:09:31 PM
If you think that's weird, wait 'till you hear about how it used to be a boy that wanted to be a girl.

*LD gets hit with a trout.*
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 09, 2003, 07:25:55 PM
That was a falsehood created by the idiots at Nintendo of America. Birdo - Catherine, that is, has always been female.
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 10, 2003, 04:22:58 AM
You people forget...
What's even more weird is that BOTH male and female yoshis lay eggs!!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: NintendoIke64 on November 10, 2003, 05:03:59 PM
I just find it weird that Yoshi's don't take better care of their eggs. And how does eating produce eggs. It's like a cross between the digestive and reproductive organs.
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Popple on November 11, 2003, 06:12:45 PM
All yoshi's are identical other than color and size so how can you tell if they are boy or girl? Maby they have no gender like godzilla.
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 12, 2003, 03:48:25 AM
Hey, Birdo!
Can you tell the difference between a male zebra and female zebra?
No? I thought not...

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 12, 2003, 01:07:19 PM
"It's like a cross between the digestive and reproductive organs."


Hey! Just like Deep Throat!



I’m not stupid, I’m LD.

Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Popple on November 16, 2003, 05:39:02 PM
Yes, i can. Male zebras have much wider black stripes than females. Also, they have different reproductive orogans. Yoshis, however, have no gender distinction and populate by asexual reproduction.
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 17, 2003, 03:24:29 AM
Asexual reproduction!?



Can you explain how do yoshis reproduce asexually? Explain the eggs! Explain how a large, multi-cellular organism like yoshis does asexual reproduction!!



Birdo...

A "scientific" thesis without any reasonable explaination whatsoever, is really a very bad thesis!!



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 17, 2003, 09:07:36 PM
Umm ... IT'S A CARTOON WORLD, PEOPLE! There are no answers to these questions!



Nothing says lovin’ like Chupperson from the oven.

Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Popple on November 17, 2003, 11:12:15 PM
Yoshis lay eggs without intercourse, the definition of asexual reproduction. The "A" stands for no.
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Popple on November 17, 2003, 11:14:05 PM
Godzilla does it! A very similar species!!!
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 18, 2003, 08:25:49 AM
Birdo!
You ought to know by now that yoshis lay eggs all the time, especially males!
Those eggs are used for protection of themselves and other yoshis/creatures!

In order to produce offspring, those eggs has to be... er... fertilised!! Much the same way done like birds or reptiles, and we know that science proved that those real-life creatures reproduce sexually.

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 18, 2003, 12:18:30 PM
Hope(N Forever) is right, since the eggs that we always see come out of Yoshi do not have fetuses in them, i.e. they are not fertilized through sex. The only times that baby Yoshis come out of eggs, the eggs were already sitting there, perhaps left behind by a careless father or mother Yoshi. And he's also right that eggs imply sexual reproduction.

*tail breaks off*
*tail sprouts new LD*

?!?

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Popple on November 18, 2003, 11:52:33 PM
i have seen yoshis lay eggs that hatch into baby yoshi's. i watched him lay it. Maby food is yoshi sperm. Hmmmmmmm... Maby yoshis have both an egg gland and a food to sperm conversion gland.

Has anyone seen tremors 2 aftershock, the shreikers eat and when theyve eaten enough they cough up an egg that hatches into another shreiker who eats and eats and lays another egg witch hatches...........and eats........and lays......witch............ .................................

(Later)

And so that one eats and lays another egg witch hatches into another shrieker.

what was i talking about?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 19, 2003, 12:08:06 AM
Where did you see this Yoshi lay the later-hatched egg?

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 19, 2003, 01:15:23 AM
...The only eggs I've seen Yoshi lay are the ones with ememies in them...

The ones that hatch into baby Yoshis aren't the ones from swallowing enemies.

There is no correlation between the two, so there's really no room to hypothesize about this because the two types of eggs are for different things and are therefore probably created differently.

^ That's probably the longest I've ever gone without a comma.

Nothing says lovin’ like Chupperson from the oven.
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Popple on December 05, 2003, 05:37:53 PM
It seems that most fictional reptiles reproduce asexually, Godzilla, Shriekers, Yoshi, the spider in arachniphobia ok, so thats not a reptile, I am sorry I brought this up, wait... I thought that this was a discussion about Birdo's eggs being the wrong color and coming from the wrong place. Who thinks this was a good idea to change her eggs.
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: WanWan on December 06, 2003, 12:24:10 AM
a food to sperm conversion gland



Must . . . refrain . . . from inappropriate comment!  But it's so ha--difficult.

Edited by - WanWan on 12/5/2003 10:27:58 PM

Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Popple on December 06, 2003, 01:33:23 AM
Go ahead, I can see nothing inappropriate about a gland changing food to sperm, You are like a giggling little school child that laughs at the word sperm...

Heh heh... sperm... heh ha ha Ha HA HA MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

*vomits with laugher*

Aawh! its coming out of my nose...

MUHAHA! WHAHAHAHA! HEHEHE! HOHOHO! WOOHAHA!

*suffers 14 seimultaneous heart attacks, continues to laugh*

Wooh thats funny!
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: WanWan on December 06, 2003, 02:08:17 AM
You just want me to get banned!  Heh.  I'm sure some of the more dirty-minded posters here can work it out for themselves.

I am indeed a giggly little girl.
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Popple on December 24, 2003, 05:23:01 PM
I can seriously not see what you are talking about. Just post it backwards.
Like this:

:siht ekiL
.sdrawkcab ti tsop tsuJ .tuoba gniklat era uoy tahw ees ton ylsuoires nac I

See... Its the same thing, But you cannot understand it.

Or is it... *shifts eyes suspiciously*
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Black Mage on December 24, 2003, 05:47:04 PM
....TCELES B HSUP

A magic spell?
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: WanWan on December 24, 2003, 06:47:26 PM
Here, I'll rot13 it for you, heh.

V org n ybg bs jbzra jvfu gurl unq bar bs gubfr, bayl va erirefr.

Erifefr, I like that.  Sounds like an elven kingdom or something.  
Title: Re: Whats wrong with the universe?
Post by: Fifth on December 24, 2003, 08:42:16 PM
Ebg13... lbh xabj, V'q arire urneq bs vg 'gvyy abj.

Tb zbba!