Mario is hosting a Christmas party at Princess Peach's castle. A lot of his friends, as well as a few other characters are invited!
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Chapter 1: Christmas Eve morning.
We start out our story with a sunny morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario was just rising from his sleep. It was 6:00 a.m. He slowly began his descent down the stairs to fix a special breakfast for Princess Peach. he went to the kitchen.
"Luigi, do we have any eggs?" Luigi slowly rose from his bed. he came to the top of the stairs.
"Look in the refrigerator, duh!" he yelled. Then he went back to bed. "Hmm, never thought of that." Mario said.
Meanwhile in the land of Hyrule, Link went to his mailbox to get the mail, what else?
"Hmm" he said. "Bills, bills, you may have won 10,000 dollars. Eww! Why would I want THAT enhanced? Gosh, people today are sick! he shuddered in disgust. "Wait! What's this?" He pulled out a card with decorations on it. "You are cordially invited to a Christmas party." He read. "Zelda! He yelled. Zelda came from her castle. "We've been invited to a Christmas party!" Link told her. "Ooh, I'd better put on something nice." She said. Several minutes later, they were on a horseback ride to the Mushroom Kingdom.
On Planet Popstar, Kirby was fast asleep. It was still 7:00 a.m. cst (Central Star Time). The night before, they got 3 feet of snow in Dreamland. Which seems physically impossible and oh, nevermind. Anyway, When Kirby finally melted all the snow around his house with the fire ability, He found a letter. "You are invited to a Christmas party." He read. He went to get Tiff and Tuff. "Tiff!" he said. "What's the matter, Kirby?" She asked him. "I need a warpstar! Fast!" He said. Tiff asked for a warpstar. "Warpstar." The giant Kabu said as he gave out a warpstar. It arrived, and Kirby hopped on. "Wait. What do you need it for?" Tiff asked inquisitively.
"I was invited to a Christmas party." He said.
"Were we invited?" Tuff asked.
"No," Kirby said. "And I've got to leave right now!" Kirby told him. "Can I come?" said the more annoying than a rap song Tokkori. "Ha! In your dreams! You have less of a chance than these guys!" (Gestures toward Tiff and Tuff.
"But Kirby!" Tiff said.
"But nothing! So long suckers! On Warpstar!" Kirby yelled as he shot into the stratusphere. Tiff, Tuff, and Tokkori watched on.
Now comes the fun part! I'm letting you guys suggest ideas to me about who could make guest appearences in the story. Except yourselves. Also, suggest what could happen in the story!
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The Christmas party was still several hours away. Princess Peach was decorating a giant Christmas tree within her castle. She was almost done. The only thing left, was a star. (Or in this case, a starman). Peach put on Kuribo's shoe, and jumped up and stuck the star on the top. "There. It's finished. It's beautiful!" She said. She walked around the giant tree.
"Oh no! Someone spraypainted orange on this side! the tree is ruined unless I can find some green spraypaint!" She screamed. Running away with a can of orange spraypaint in his hand while laughing, was Lemmy Koopa.
Mario on the other hand, was in the real world waiting for WWE superstar John Cena to get done filming a YJ stinger commercial.
While he waited for that, Link and Zelda were being detained from their travel by a large monster from the Windwaker game.
JOhn Cena was done with his commercial and walked out of the locker room. "Yo, Yo, Yo," and he proceeded to make up a rap about Nintendo kicking the crap out of xbox and ps2. Saying,
"Xbox, You can expect Nintendo to kick your buttocks. And PS2, anyday of the week I'll break you! You are both more worthless than a chunk of fools gold. You think you're so bold, but you're getting old! Word Life!"
"Hey, that was impressive!" Mario said. Would you like to be the featured DJ at my Christmas party?" he asked Cena.
"Would I be able to beat anyone up?" Cena asked. "Sure. Anyone who gets out of line, beat the living daylights out of them." Mario said. "All right. See you at 8:00 dawg! Word life!" Cena said. Mario found the nearest pipe, and traveled back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Kirby was already at the castle, but he had fallen asleep on the green front lawn of the castle. many more guests were on their way. The party would start soon.
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Edited by - Jman on 11/27/2003 4:35:22 PM
The party was about an hour away, and the only guests that had shown up were Kirby, who was still asleep by the way, and a bunch of Pokemon(requested by Lonic). Mario then arrived in town through a warp pipe. "Good thing I got that Cena thing done. Now to see if he shows up on time!"
Meanwhile, Link and Zelda had just found a warp pipe. "What is that thing?" Zelda asked. "Hmm", Link looked at his map from Super Mario Brothers 3.
"Says in this guide that it's a warp pipe. It'll warp us right to the Mushroom Kingdom." Link told her. Then they jumped in.
Meanwhile back at the castle, Mario unveiled a giant ray blaster. "Mario! What is that?" Peach asked him. "I need something to kill those blasted Pokemon!"
Mario said. "Mario! It's Christmas! This is no time for the Anti-Pokemon war to continue! Put that thing away!" Peach scolded. "Oh all right." Mario said.
Meanwhile at Bowser's castle, a very dumb koopa came up to Bowser and said: "Peach is havin' a party at the castle! And I'm invited! This is the first time I've ever been invited to a party!" And he did a little dance.
"What?" Bowser asked. "How the heck could this happen?!!!!" He yelled. "Well, I'll come anyway, even if I'm not invited! Then, I'll kidnap Peach and bring her to my castle for a party of our own! Mua ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"
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Now, guests were finally starting to show up. Popular favorites of today, such as Pokemon, and icons from the past, and present, such as Link, Ness, Kirby, and many, many other characters. But the DJ, John Cena had not yet shown up. "Come on, where the heck is that bum?" Mario said.
Suddenly, WORD LIFE! John Cena's music came on. And there he was, the doctor of thugonomics.
Then, without even a hint, Bowser burst open the front door. But he got stuck. "A little help here?" He said. No response. "A LITTLE HELP HERE?!!!!!!" He yelled out. Everyone stopped what they were doing. "Oh, Hi Bowser." Mario said. Then everyone went back to what they were doing, ignoring Bowser completely. Bowser continued to yell, but Cena had turned the music to a level where it drowned Bowser's voice completely out. "Ah, screw this!" Bowser said. "Koopa! Get me some grease and grease the door.
The process took more than an hour, but Bowser got unstuck, and then charged the door, but the koopa had spilled grease on the floor. Bowser slid across the floor, right into John Cena. Cena got into Bowser's face with this rap:
"Some people think you're the 5th Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle, but in reality, you're no better than a Squirtle. Now prepare yourself, you oversized shrew, for now you're gonna get the spit beaten out of you!"
Everyone cheered Cena for that. Then, he gave Bowser an F.U. on the balcony, and Bowser fell into the water below. "Now, where were we?" Cena asked. "Hey! Where's Peach?" Mario asked.
"Uh-oh!" He said. "That could have been a distraction for Bowser's henchmen to kidnap Peach!"
"Mario, are you sure that's what happened?" Luigi asked. "I don't know, but I know we've got to get to Bowser's castle right away!" Mario said.
"But Cena f.u.'d him!" Luigi said. "Yeah, but that was 5 minutes ago! Bowser could be back to his castle by now!" Mario said. "I will not stand for this! Everyone! Peach has been captured! We have to go save her." Mario yelled.
"Cena!" Mario yelled. "Yeah," Cena said. "Stay and watch the castle." Mario said. "Oh, all right!" Cena said. And then they left.
Their Christmas party was temporarily on hold no thanks to Bowser.
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Edited by - Jman on 2/13/2004 5:22:26 PM
Chapter 5: Christmas Eve Showdown.
The Nintendo Christmas party had come to an abrupt halt following the discovery of Peach missing. Now, they were searching for her, leaving the castle in the hands of John Cena, who was already late for a WWE live house show in Dreamland.
Bowser was sitting in his castle, but he was not gloating. Then, Mario and friends busted down the door of his castle. Bowser and Mario stood eye to eye.
"Bowser, what have you done with Peach?"
Mario asked.
"I have no clue what you are talking about!"
Bowser said.
"You are a liar! Now give her back, or we'll destroy your castle!" Mario said.
"I'm telling you, I have no clue where she is!" Bowser said.
"Oh, that is it! Bring down the house!" Mario yelled. But as soon as he had started to move, Bowser had called in his koopa army.
"All right. I told you I don't have her, but you wouldn't believe me! So now, you must face the wrath of me!" The koopa king roared. "Kill them! Kill them all!" Was the rally cry of the koopas.
"All right, let's rumble!" Mario said.
Meanwhile, over in dreamland, King Dedede was watching CNN, when he heard about the raid going on at Bowser's castle again. Well, to spice up the situation, Dedede decided to kidnap Tiff and Tuff, and hold them hostage.
As this twisted plot continued, Bowser's army was continuing to pummel upon the Nintendo characters. Bodies of the weak had already been thrown in the dungeons in the basement of Bowser's castle. Mario was still fighting valiantly, when a blow sent him sprawling into the stolen Lethal Lava land painting.
Luigi saw this, and tried to jump into the painting, but it became solid again, and he went facefirst into the ground. Next thing he knew, he was thrown into the dungeon with a few others. A few seconds passed, and Mario came hurling out of the painting, unconsious.
Kirby who had been simply sucking up his enemies, was distracted by a news report on CNN (note: CNN in this story is Cartoon news network.) After it had said that Papa smurf had died, it said that Tiff and Tuff were captured.
"I hate to abandon my friends, but I've got some friends back home I need to save!" He said as he flew away on his warp star.
Needless to say, moments later, the entire Nintendo cast was defeated. And Bowser was finally gloating.
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Kirby was on his way to Popstar to save his friends Tiff and Tuff. But he was being slightly detained by air traffic.
"Come on, move it grandma!" Kirby yelled at an air ride machine.
While Kirby is being detained by this midair traffic jam, we go back to the Castle of Bowser, where all of the heroes have been either captured, or defeated. It wasn't looking good for our heroes.
"Man, Christmas day, and I've got to spend it in a jail cell!" Mario said to Luigi. "This is just great. If Bowser hadn't intervened, our party would still be going smoothly." Luigi said. It looked like the end for the good guys. Mario even was down. "It's hopeless." many of the other characters said.
Meanwhile on Popstar, Kirby was racing for his life to save Tiff and Tuff, who were set to be burned at the stake. Sir Ebrum and Lady Like were cursing out King Dedede.
"Why the (edit) would you do this to our kids?" Ebrum made his case known. "Because I feel like it!" Dedede said.
Then, the entire Cappy population rebelled against Dedede. 20 minutes later, he was dead. But Escargoon lit a match and threw it onto the wood that was soaked with gas, and Tiff and Tuff were engulfed in flames.
"NO!!!!! NO!!!! (edit) YOU ESCARGOON!!!!!" Lady like said as she mercilessly slaughered Escargoon.
Kirby saw this from above, and seeing there was nothing he could do, started his journey back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Meanwhile back at the Mushroom Kingdom, a bunch of secondary Nintendo characters were tied together and had rocks tied to their feet. They were going to be executed for Bowser's sick, sick pleasure.
Mario had been badly beaten since we last saw him, and was sentenced to fight Bowser in a duel when he was not feeling 100%.
And another stipulation included was that anyone who tried to help Mario, would be put to death immediatly. I'll say again, it didn't look good for the heroes.
Will our heroes ever get to say Merry Christmas again? Find out when we conclude next chapter.
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Edited by - Jman on 12/22/2003 9:25:13 AM
Here we go! The final installment of the Nintendo Christmas story! Without further ado... Let the battle commence!
"Kirby! You're back!"
"What about Tiff and Tuff?"
A lot of secondary Nintendo characters were asking these questions to Kirby. And Kirby simply answered them with this:
"Tiff and Tuff were burned at the stake, Dedede and Escargoon were slaughered, and I'm back. What did I miss?"
"So you don't even care about Tiff and Tuff?" another character asked. "Tell me, what'd I miss?" Kirby asked again. "Well, Mario is about to duel Bowser for everyone's fate, except the unknown characters that he executed for his own sick pleasure. I think they were those characters fom the idiotic game 'Zombies ate my neighbors.'" Someone answered.
"Well then, good riddance to stupid characters from a really sad sack of sulfur game." Kirby said. The bell then sounded. It was time for the next execution to occur.
"Boo." A weak voice said. A badly beaten Cranky Kong appeared. "In my day, we executed people for comitting crimes! Not because they are innocent! Sigh, such a bloodthirsty young generation!" Cranky turned to walk away, but Bowser clubbed him in the head, and Cranky fell over.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! So the old guy thought he knew more than me! Well, I say he didn't know how to block that move!"
"Indeed he didn't!" Dk said. "So I'm gonna show ya how! First, when he strikes, duck down. If you're a small dude, he'll miss you. If you're a big dude, you'll hardly even feel it.
"Second, come face to face with the selected villain, and then kick him where the sun don't shine, and run like heck!"
Dk did the whole procedure as he talked. It was pretty darn funny to see Bowser rolling on the ground, clutching his groin. But now, the fact ws that Bowser was 10 times angrier than he was before. And boy, was he angry before.
"Let the duel commence!" Bowser yelled.
They were on, for the fate of everyone. Mario had to win, and the fact that he was badly beaten just a few hours prior to this duel, wasn't going to stop him from giving his best effort. They circled for about 3 minutes before the action started. Mario wielded his sword with expertise. Even Meta knight would be jealous.
"Prepare to die Mario!" Bowser said. Bowser's strategy was to weaken Mario mentally, as well as physically.
"You don't stand a chance!" Bowser said. He noticed Mario starting to sweat already.
"I will-a defeat you, Bowser!" Mario said. But you could see it in his eyes, and in the way he was moving. Mario didn't have the strength to keep up with Bowser. Then, the panting started. Mario took a swing at Bowser and missed completely. Bowser took Mario in one arm, and prepared to slice and dice him with his claws. It looked like the end for our heroes. Bowser had cheated by having Mario beat down, New York style, before the duel, and the "Dirtiest player in the game" was certainly living up to that name.
Oh, how tragic life would be without Mario. But wait! Just then, A familiar pink blob appeared. It was Kirby! Kirby sucked up Mario's sword without being told to. He transformed into sword Kirby. Bowser, distracted by this, dropped Mario. Several characters rushed to his aid.
Kirby was livid. "Bowser! You fat slob!" He yelled with rage in his voice.
"Is that the best you could come up with?" Bowser said mockingly. "I would call you much worse, but then the guy writing this story would get banned from this forum for breaking the no swearing rule."
"Besides, we all know you're a stupid (censored) (censored) (censored) and a hag."
Kirby had gone over the edge. Calling Bowser names like that was a surefire way to get yourself killed.
"Why you no good little marshmellow!" Bowser said.
"What did you call me?" Kirby said. "WHAT did you call me?" He repeated with a slightly angrier tone.
"Shut up, marshmellow!" Bowser kept mocking Kirby. "NOBODY CALLS ME A MARSHMELLOW AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!! NOW I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR RUINING MY CHRISTMAS!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
But there was a door he was running toward. Bowser sidestepped him, and he went flying out the door, into the snow. Yes, it was indeed Christmas day, and it was snowing.
Bowser found his way out the door. As did everyone else. "Why, it's snowing. It's Christmas day." Bowser said with a meek tone rather unusual for a guy like him. "Much as I want to kill that puffball and Mario, I don't feel like it today. maybe there is something to this 'Christmas Spirit.'"
"I've decided to let everyone go for the day!" Bowser said with a happy tone to his voice. "But you better watch out, because I will be back, and I will be back with a vengeance! Now get out of here and go home!"
Everyone went back to Peach's castle. The castle was like they had left it, the lights were still on the tree. Mario was laying down on the couch, recovering from his wounds. Peach came over to check on him. "Are you okay, Mario?" She asked.
"Yes, except for my injuries." He said.
Then Peach gave him a kiss, not a huge kiss, just a passionate little kiss. Mario suddenly hopped up. "Well, now I've got the strength to do anything!" He said.
The party was over in a matter of hours, everyone went back to their homes, and Mario and Luigi went back to their home. It had been a long day for Peach, and she fell asleep right away.
The end. And a Merry Christmas to all.
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