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Title: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 24, 2003, 10:44:27 AM

Here are the rules:

1. 1-5 sentences per entry
2. This story cannot make a lick of sense.


    One time I farted. I stunk. Then Mom came and said "Do the dishes." I said " I don't want to cleen my room!" Mom said "You stink."

Is this the North Pole? I''m looking for Santa.

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on January 03, 2004, 09:14:20 PM

Bill Gates exploded.Saddamate pizza.Bush said"poo".Osama watched Family guy.Maddox said"Aargh, go f**k yourself!

Visit Maddox.xmission.com it''''''''s cool and stuff.
and Remember kids,don''''t call me gringo or f**kin beaner.
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Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: jon on January 03, 2004, 10:37:06 PM

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Insane Steve on January 03, 2004, 10:40:37 PM

No sense? Well:

It was a beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom. The end.

Stupid Quotes: (10th Edition)
"Super Mario Sunshine is an overhyped, boring kids` game with a fruity name that got higher ratings than it deserved."
"Aaron S." - with a dishonorable mention to Electronic Gaming Monthly magazine (Issue #165, pg. 24) for printing the opinions of people who don`t deserve to have opinions.

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 11, 2004, 11:33:53 AM

"Why are we here?" said Stupid. "Because I farted." said Stupider. "I am very smart. said Stupidest.

We can''t tell you who we are. Or where we live. It''s too risky, and we''ve got to be careful. So we don''t trust anyone. Because if they find us...well, we just won''t let them find us. The thing you should know is that EVERYONE is in big trouble. Yeah. Even you.

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Hirocon on January 11, 2004, 09:10:22 PM

Then a bunch of stuff happened, but nobody cared, because without a sense of character development, by which I mean the development of character (and by I I mean me, the person who is writing this sentence, by which I mean an independent clause surrounded by modifiers and punctuation, including but not limited to commas, periods, exclamation points, asterisks, ampersands, underscores, colons, question marks and semicolons, which look like commas with periods above them, which is stupid, because periods are supposed to be at the bottom of letters), which is vital to any story, by which I mean a series of related events following the general pattern of setting, conflict, rising tension, climax and resolution, but not necessarily following that pattern strictly, the persons reading the implied story of which I am discussing, who may or may not comprehend this sentence, will never feel any need to continue reading the story, unless they, by which I mean the aforementioned readers, not the implied characters that lack aforementioned character development, feel a need to read simply for the purpose of trying to comprehend the incomprehensible, thereby achieving a state of satisfaction due to perceived accomplishment in otherwise boring and pointless lives, and may precisely for this reason stop reading, regardless of any sense of satisfaction that may thereby be lost, and any of the aforementioned stuff cannot be cared about if it is not read about, unless it is written about, but this is a moot point, since I have limited my discussion thereof to a single clause in a single long but nevertheless unitary sentence, and I myself neither care nor wish to care about the aforementioned stuff, insofaras to actually describe it in any detail, and even if I did, I am a nobody, as demonstrated by my willingness to write an unnecessarily long sentence on an internet message board that few will ever read, and which fewer still, if any, will comprehend, if comprehension be possible, which is not likely, due to my poor grammar, poor spelling, and misuse of words of which I only pretend to know the meaning. QED

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Edited by - Hirocon on 1/11/2004 7:17:32 PM

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Markio on January 11, 2004, 09:39:11 PM

I dunno what QED means, but I comprehended.

I am not a loser!  Just ask my pet rock!

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 08, 2004, 04:51:33 PM

And then evrybody got hit in the head with muffins.

SUSHIE: Mmmmm.... Strabery muffins!

If a giant butt took on a human toilet, who do you think would win? When they go head to head, it WON''''T be pretty. Ultamite Muscle. Ya gotta see it to belive it. Only on the FoxBox.

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Lt Mou on February 08, 2004, 04:57:39 PM

Peach then took a muffin. "I agree, these muffins are very strabery. It's like their made completely out of straber. Mmm...Straber."

"Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someone''s neck, and the guy starts screaming and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because, what is that thing?!"- Jack Handey

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Mr_MistorMario on February 09, 2004, 01:50:02 AM

All this was happy and fine but in a parrelel dimension a young boy was recounting the story of his journey this young boy came from a place called Eagleland in this strong country the young boy was raised of the small town Onett no one considered him the savior of the future or the fact that every town was named after a number the neighboring town was called Twosom for crying out loud But this boy by the name of ***** meaning enter your own name because this is a rpg after all you even get to decide what his favorite food and thing to do is.

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Mr_MistorMario on February 09, 2004, 01:50:03 AM

All this was happy and fine but in a parrelel dimension a young boy was recounting the story of his journey this young boy came from a place called Eagleland in this strong country the young boy was raised of the small town Onett no one considered him the savior of the future or the fact that every town was named after a number the neighboring town was called Twosom for crying out loud But this boy by the name of ***** meaning enter your own name because this is a rpg after all you even get to decide what his favorite food and thing to do is.

I might be the best mario golfer alive.

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 18, 2004, 07:06:25 PM

bubbles1 Bubbles1 BUbbles1 BUBbles1 BUBBles1 BUBBLes1 BUBBLEs1 BUBBLES1 BUBBLES!

If a giant butt took on a human toilet, who do you think would win? When they go head to head, it WON''''T be pretty. Ultamite Muscle. Ya gotta see it to belive it. Only on the FoxBox.

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 18, 2004, 09:22:35 PM

Then a dude came, his name was A. Dude. A. Dude ate all the cookies in the cookie jar then gave the rest to the starving fat people of Antarctica which  caused the end of world war three. "What is your response?" asked Alex trabbeck. "Threeve", said the contestant. Alex then said, "and your wager?" The contestant revealed his wager. "... you wagered $Texas... how the hell can you wager $Texas!" responded Alex.

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Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Wheel_kirby on February 25, 2004, 10:42:31 PM

Then a stinky ugly little boy named philip jumped into the sea and died from constipation before he hit the bottom. Then I won. The lottery was 444. cents. I bought a canadian hotdog with cheese and then threw the dog out the window. A polar bear drank some coka cola. his name was mo. his friend was called ron. mo and ron decided to go play a game of uno. hey Mo! hey Ron! I am looking for mo and ron! is there a mo or ron here! Mo!!!Ron!!!! where are you? Then every one died becuase philip farted which smelled like the equilivent of 9999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 skunks spraying the earth at the same time. The air was then polluted. Welcome to the I dont know clan, I would just like to say, I dont know. goodbye fellow caraveners, time for me to get some MIRRRhey.

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Wheel_kirby

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Jake on February 26, 2004, 08:40:31 AM

Little Bo Peep, lost her sheep, then ate the three little pigs besides her. A japanese guy and his wif were being turtured by that girl. Peter Griffen ate Mother Goose and said "That tasted good mommy". Penuts! Robin Hood was cheating on his wife. And the Clown, came to Humpty Dumpty's house, to give him a kiss goodnight... even though it wasn't really a kiss!

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I HAVE FURY!

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 26, 2004, 11:03:02 AM

Then everyone ate a gallon of ice cream for breakfast. Yum!

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2. When will politics be GONE?!?!?

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Wheel_kirby on February 26, 2004, 07:26:34 PM

then there was an ugly barnicle, who was so ugly that everyone died. So then I jumped. So the mario sat. I have cheese, The boos are taking over run! MIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHH!! MIRRRRHEY!!! YOULL DIE!!! RUN!!! RUN!!! HIDE!COVER THEN  DUCK! DROP AND ROLL DROP AND ROLL!!!

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Wheel_kirby

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 21, 2004, 11:24:28 AM

And you ate cheese

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Maybe I need to take a chill pill.

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 25, 2004, 05:24:42 PM

"Look!" said Mario "I'm Grape Nose Boy! Bloobety bloobety bloobety bloobety bloobety......"

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"For the people of this planet, I promise you... REVENGE!" --Shadow, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, Radical Highway opening movie

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 27, 2004, 03:29:04 PM

Then came... THE EVIL YELLING RAISEN! He said "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" and hurt everybodys ears. Then Mario said "I'm gonna eat the raisen!" Then he started doing multiple calculus with his nose. "Look" said Toad "A Frooble!" And Peach said "What's a Frooble?" "Some crazy thing I just made up!" said Toad.

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 07, 2004, 05:54:01 PM

"CHEESE!" yelled Luigi.

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on April 08, 2004, 12:29:25 PM

Then Sesame street invaded McDonalds where Triple H was chasing Ash who had stolen his bib.

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"you know what I''m doing right now? Giving you the finger."
"John,I''m poor, I''m Blind, and I run a newstand in the back of a coffee shop. God gave me the finger way before you ever did."
~ Becker & Jake in a conversation

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: WarpRattler on April 13, 2004, 12:55:45 PM

And your lives are nothing but a caricatchure that I spit on or something like that, and that's why I say (yoshi noise) don't you know oh oh oh oh oh oh...(breathing into the microphone) Testing, does this microphone work?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Popple on April 13, 2004, 05:12:24 PM

So mario dicided to build and run a chum plantation. The advertizement displayed the words "It's CHUM! next to a price slashed down .003%! Wow! thats cheaper than the leading brand of chum, But it works even better! in the cornrer was a display of the company mascot, A top-hat-wearin fish head spilling out of a barrel labeled "Chum", with a speech bubble displaying the text "Buy it or I'll eat your baby". Mario became one of the world's leading chum producers and was even up there competing with the world's leading Chup producer. And so... "It's On!"

Next Paragraph: Dun Dun Dunnnnnnn Chum Vs. Chup! "The ultimate battle".

Chum and Chup have entered the ring! Heres the bell... And their off! It looks like their just sitting there, sizing each other up. I sence some movement coming on, Yes the ring has been jacked up on one side to a beautifull 45 degree angle! Amazing! Chum is rolling down the ramp. Oh! It seems Chup wants to take this out of the ring! He's going for the folding metal chair! And chum rolls right into chup! They seem to be mixing together. This is astonishing! The puddle of chum and chup is having some kind of chemical reaction. The puddle is growing! It's--It's... the blob? meh... it's been done. Might as well have been that evil Christine car or whoever it was Looks like it's moving into the audience. Oh how interesting, it can't be stopped, woo hoo... it seems like everyone's dead now. It seems to be heading towards me now. Oh look, It's devouring my legs, this is sooooo interesting.

Edited by - Popple on 4/13/2004 4:13:02 PM

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Markio on April 13, 2004, 05:32:39 PM

And then a pretty green ribbon that was soaring majestically through the ocean breeze got caught on a tree!  All of a sudden, the rock was frozen solid and the cotton candy monster couldn't escape...  Or could it?

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Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Red Paratroopa on April 13, 2004, 06:44:45 PM

Will I ever? Consuming mshrooms makes for polite dinner conversation. Have you ever, ever felt like this? Bonus points awarded to those who caught the refrence in the last sentence.

"Eventually there will come a time where everyone is in a band."- George Carlin

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Forest Guy on April 13, 2004, 06:46:05 PM

Then someone dropped an anvil on Al Gore.

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Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: WarpRattler on April 14, 2004, 12:09:55 AM

Then someone dropped Al Gore on an anvil.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 01, 2004, 11:58:24 AM

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SONIC: Oh crud.
SONYA: What?
SONIC: Eggman''s robot is behind you.
SONYA: Yeah right. I''ll belive that when the sky rains-- *robot grabs Sonya*--pigs. Oh fart.

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Raccoon Sam on May 05, 2004, 12:16:57 PM

does this count as a spam?

(insert signature here)

Edited by - Deezer on 5/29/2004 11:03:08 AM

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Raccoon Sam on May 05, 2004, 12:17:59 PM

whoops.

(insert signature here)

Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: Raccoon Sam on May 05, 2004, 12:18:56 PM

am i in trouble deezer?

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Title: Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 29, 2004, 10:13:09 AM

I hate Jujubes! Save me from the Jujubes!

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