Post by: Popple on February 04, 2004, 07:20:55 PM
(there actually is a turky and gravy flavored soda here in seattle, It came out around thanksgiving)
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
Post by: marioguy on February 04, 2004, 07:22:47 PM
It''s ah me marioguy!
Post by: Lt Mou on February 04, 2004, 07:26:14 PM
"Griddle cakes, hotcakes, pancakes, and flapjacks; Why is it we have four words for "grilled batter" but only one word for "love"?"- George Carlin
Post by: Luigison on February 04, 2004, 07:30:59 PM
Post by: Screech on February 04, 2004, 07:34:12 PM
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Post by: Forest Guy on February 04, 2004, 09:17:00 PM
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! Beware my Jalapeno Katana and Chilli Claws!
Post by: Luigison on February 04, 2004, 09:26:25 PM
Post by: marioguy on February 04, 2004, 09:28:20 PM
It''s ah me marioguy!
Post by: Fifth on February 05, 2004, 02:13:10 AM
you're not going to believe this:
Take the words "Super Mario Brothers" and "Family Computer" (The FamiCom, Japanese name/equivilant for NES), and arange them in a 8 by 4 square (for the worlds/levels of Super Mario Bros., in order, top down:
SRIORMCU
UMOTSIOT
PABHFLME
ERREAYPR
Then, starting with the first letter, cross out every fifth letter, left to right:
UM
PABH
E
Take those letters that weren't crossed out, and stack each group of four atop one another. You're now have a box of 4 by 6 characters, and the letter R:
RIOR
CUUM
TSIO
PABH
LMEE
REAY R
Take the R and superimpose it on the box of characters:
RIOR
CUUM
TSIO
PABH
LMEE
REAY
Take those letters within the R:
RIOCMTOPABLERY
Rearange them into actual words, and you get
TROPICAL EMBRYO
What does that mean? Why, it's a Yoshi egg, of course! Solid proof that Yoshi was being planned since the very beginning!
...And in my defense, may I say that "project management" is an extremely boring class.
Go Moon!
Edited by - Fifth on 2/5/2004 12:15:58 AM
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 05, 2004, 03:32:13 AM
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: TEM on February 05, 2004, 05:54:10 AM
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on February 05, 2004, 07:33:51 AM
A Fungi Forums member who who going to get a new PC!!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on February 07, 2004, 01:41:50 PM
Whats This!? Jason David Frank (Tommy Oliver from MMPR)Will return as Tommy & Black Ranger in the upcoming Power Rangers Dino Thunder!? Boo-freakin-yea!
WORD LIFE
Honor student in Basic Thugonomics
Maddox rules the universe
Post by: Lt Mou on February 07, 2004, 02:59:56 PM
"Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someone''s neck, and the guy starts screaming and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because, what is that thing?!"- Jack Handey
Post by: Markio on February 07, 2004, 03:25:48 PM
If you eat sixty-two oranges, fifty-three bananas, and seventy-four apples, then you''re full of fruit!
Post by: Fifth on February 07, 2004, 04:27:45 PM
Go Moon!
Post by: Luigison on February 07, 2004, 04:37:05 PM
If you push the buttons on your keyboard in the right order you can spell the word "Mario".
The trick even works with other Nintendo characters like "Luigi", but the order of button presses is different.
Now for an ubber cool trick you can rearrange the letters in "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" to spell anything Nintendo related. Let's see, that's "Ella Minnow Pea".
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/textbooks/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?userid=34OX2SV7AA&isbn=0967370167
Post by: Fifth on February 07, 2004, 05:29:33 PM
Fishin' Boo, from Super Mario World.
Go Moon!
Post by: Black Mage on February 07, 2004, 05:31:37 PM
On that note, I just found Luigi in Mario 64. Thanks NintendoMillenium!
Post by: Luigison on February 07, 2004, 06:01:13 PM
e (void)
/*
You used:
wea·ry ('wir-E)
Middle English wery, from Old English wErig; akin to Old High German wuorag intoxicated and perhaps to Greek aOros sleep
1 : exhausted in strength, endurance, vigor, or freshness
2 : expressing or characteristic of weariness
3 : having one's patience, tolerance, or pleasure exhausted -- used with of
4 : WEARISOME
WEARY stresses tiring until one is unable to endure more of the same thing
I think you meant to use:
wary ('war-E, 'wer-)
1ware, from Middle English war, ware, from Old English wær careful, aware, wary; akin to Old High German giwar aware, attentive, Latin vereri to fear, Greek horan to see
: marked by keen caution, cunning, and watchful prudence especially in detecting and escaping danger
On that note, I looked for Luigi in Mario 64, but became weary of the search. Now I am wary of anyones claim to have found Luigi in Mario 64.
*/
<EndOfLesson>
return 0;
//stay tuned for "Which of these does not belong" hosted by The Cookie Monster.
Post by: NintendoIke64 on February 07, 2004, 06:22:04 PM
Quiz: Why did you just read the above post?
a)You were bored.
b)You were stupid.
c)You were curious.
d)All of the above.
Think about it.
Post by: Luigison on February 07, 2004, 07:15:32 PM
Which of these does not belong?
- Nintendo GameCube
- Mario
- Xbox
- Nintendo Game Boy Advance SP
If you said Mario, then you are logically correct. The other three are consoles while Mario is a character, but in my house its Xbox that does not belong. The only thing I have for Xbox is a hammer. As a matter of fact, even Oscar won't put one in his trash can. Now give me cookie!
Post by: Fifth on February 07, 2004, 07:21:57 PM
Go Moon!
Post by: Markio on February 07, 2004, 07:44:04 PM
in the pitch-black night,
Two dead boys
came out to fight.
back to back,
they faced each other,
drew their swords
and shot each other.
A deaf policeman
heard the noise,
and came to arrest
the two dead boys.
If you don't think
this lie is true,
ask the blind man;
he saw it too!
If you eat sixty-two oranges, fifty-three bananas, and seventy-four apples, then you''re full of fruit!
Post by: Black Mage on February 07, 2004, 09:20:52 PM
void correction( double &wordsCorrect, double &wordsCorrected, double &totalWords);
//Info: TMK Correction.
int main()
{
double corrected, correct, total;
correction(correct, corrected, total);
return 0;
}
void correction( double &wordsCorrect, double &wordsCorrected, double &totalWords )
{
cout<<"Original Post: 'There are rules about posting fake codes, Luigison, so I reckon you ought to be weary. I've never heard of anything so obviously made up."
"On that note, I just found Luigi in Mario 64. Thanks NintendoMillenium!'"<<endl<<endl
<<"Corrected Post: 'There are rules about posting fake codes, Luigison, so I reckon you ought to be wary. I've never heard of anything so obviously made up."
"On that note, I just found Luigi in Mario 64. Thanks NintendoMillenium!'"<<endl<<endl;
wordsCorrect = 35;
totalWords = 36;
wordsCorrected = 1;
cout<<"Out of "<<totalWords<<" word
}
Post by: n/a on February 07, 2004, 10:48:25 PM
Now then....
HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! *cough* HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!
WHOOHOO!!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNCK!
Ahhh.... that felt good. *cough*
I''m not dead, I''m electroencephalographically challenged.
Post by: n/a on February 07, 2004, 10:49:31 PM
Now then....
HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK!HONK! *cough* HONK! HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HONK! HONK! HONKETYHONKETY-HONKETY-HONK! HOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!
WHOOHOO!!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNCK!
Ahhh.... that felt good. *cough*
I''m not dead, I''m electroencephalographically challenged.
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on February 08, 2004, 09:50:51 AM
Out of all the Super Mario games, Super Mario World has been disappointing in one case only...
The game has the lowest amount of Goombas in the whole Super Mario adventure games series, with exception of the U.S. version of Super Mario Bro.s 2 of course...
In fact, you don't get to defeat a Goomba as your first ennemy like usual!
In addition, the Goomba present in the game is NOT the very same Goomba we know and love [to stomp on]...
He's just simply a thing you bounce on, kick, and carry, something like a ball...
He is not squishy and he does not look like the mushroom shape that he should be...
Don't you just hate it when Nintendo does those things?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Post by: Fifth on February 08, 2004, 01:30:13 PM
I'd actually made a random doodle illustrating that - give me a moment
Go Moon!
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on February 08, 2004, 01:40:30 PM
What is a Goomba?
A living mushroom which is bad in nature...
After this 'Goomba from Berry' thing, I'll ask once more: What is a Goomba?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 08, 2004, 02:19:33 PM
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on February 08, 2004, 02:30:00 PM
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on February 08, 2004, 02:41:36 PM
WORD LIFE
Honor student in Basic Thugonomics
Maddox rules the universe
Post by: Popple on February 08, 2004, 04:09:43 PM
Apparently, six to eight weeks realy means three weeks to three weeks and one day. Filthy rotten liars...
____________________
Don''t look now, I''m just a friendly reminder.
Edited by - Popple on 2/8/2004 2:13:01 PM
Post by: NintendoIke64 on February 09, 2004, 04:29:31 PM
Quiz: Why did you just read the above post?
a)You were bored.
b)You were stupid.
c)You were curious.
d)All of the above.
Think about it.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 09, 2004, 11:50:55 PM
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: Popple on February 11, 2004, 07:02:20 PM
____________________
Dont look now, Im just a friendly reminder.
Post by: Lt Mou on February 11, 2004, 07:06:32 PM
"Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someone''s neck, and the guy starts screaming and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because, what is that thing?!"- Jack Handey
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on February 12, 2004, 08:07:16 AM
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 12, 2004, 10:27:45 PM
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: WarpRattler on February 12, 2004, 11:40:24 PM
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 13, 2004, 10:19:14 PM
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: NintendoIke64 on February 14, 2004, 02:06:18 PM
Quiz: Why did you just read the above post?
a)You were bored.
b)You were stupid.
c)You were curious.
d)You don''t know.
e)All of the above.
f)You didn''t read it.
Think about it.
Post by: n/a on February 14, 2004, 04:18:35 PM
Whenever I get a really good fortune in those that I want to come true, I eat the little piece of paper as well. It's actually not bad.
Did you know that the stickers they put on fruits and stuff to mark where they came from are edible?
And also *cough* the ink they use to mark eggs is made from peanut oil?
Dooo-hicky-fa-wawawawaaaa...... diddleee-doooOOOOOOOoooo!!!!.. *cough* hoooôoonn-nn--nk! Dee-daddly-dip-daza-doo-dooooo.... BLAAH! Foop-faddldy--FIP_fooferee-doo-da-day! Hey!
Baboons forever!
I''m not dead, I''m electroencephalographically challenged.
Post by: NintendoIke64 on February 14, 2004, 07:13:51 PM
Quiz: Why did you just read the above post?
a)You were bored.
b)You were stupid.
c)You were curious.
d)You don''t know.
e)All of the above.
f)You didn''t read it.
Think about it.
Post by: Popple on February 15, 2004, 11:57:48 PM
My computer is all aaaawesome and stuff. When I click, I'm there, because it's fast, and It comes with a non-sucky internet provider pre-installed. Hoorah... Groovah.... yay...
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Dont look now, Im just a friendly reminder.
Post by: Markio on February 16, 2004, 12:57:48 AM
If at first you don''t succeed, try until you run out of syrup.
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on February 17, 2004, 02:15:26 AM
I believe that paper can be edible; it's quite logical really.
We all know that paper is made of plants, and, as omnivores, we generally eat plants.
The only reason why people don't usually eat paper it's because they know paper is just a re-production from pulp coming from plants.
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Post by: n/a on February 17, 2004, 05:24:48 PM
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Post by: Markio on April 01, 2004, 12:29:16 PM
Anyway, I think Luigison's first two posts on the first page of this thread were hilarious.
''Are spirits delicious?''
Post by: Forest Guy on April 03, 2004, 08:45:56 AM
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If it is black and white and smells awful, I assure you it''s adorable.
Post by: Nameneko on April 03, 2004, 04:55:06 PM
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on April 06, 2004, 01:30:25 PM
Nuttin'
The best page in the universe:
Maddox.xmission.com
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"you know what I''m doing right now? Giving you the finger."
"John,I''m poor, I''m Blind, and I run a newstand in the back of a coffee shop. God gave me the finger way before you ever did."
~ Becker & Jake in a conversation
Post by: n/a on April 17, 2004, 08:52:05 AM
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