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Title: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 12, 2004, 09:30:25 PM

This is kinda like Lonic's "Pokemon/Anti Yugioh story" only you kill Barney and friends instead of Yugioh. (to be honest, I think Barney's "friends" are good kids but are under some kinda evil spell)I will start (duh).

One time I got bonded with Jirachi. (very wierd) While me and Jirachi were trying to figure out how to get separated, we saw Barney walking by.

ME: (to Jirachi) Since Barneys here, why don't we just kill him?

JIRACHI: (to me) Good idea! I haven't had any fun since we got merged!

So we used Serene Grace on Barney. But he wasn't dead. So then we used Doom Desire and he died. Then we celebrated by eating chicken parmesean from Fazoli's. And people called us heroes for killing Barney.

REPORTER: How do you feel about saving us from the evil dinosaur known as Barney?

ME & JIRACHI: I am pleased to do something for the community and happy to finally get rid of Barney! Jira-CHI!

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Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 3/12/2004 7:37:55 PM

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: TJOghost8 on March 13, 2004, 12:54:33 PM

Why are most of your topics just puns of other topics?

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: Forest Guy on March 13, 2004, 03:32:22 PM

Because she has no mind. She can only copy other peoples' ideas then change them around to fit her twisted 8 year-old brain because her lack of intelligence prevents her from doing anything creative.

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Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: Screech on March 13, 2004, 05:07:46 PM

Because she, like a lot of people, thinks that what once worked must always work, and that she can be a bigger part of the board by riding a wave that she just missed.
I've done the same thing at least once.

And Meowrik, are you holding some kind of grudge against GG? I know it's a stupid topic but you've kinda jumped on her every time she does something.

I might be Sadib...

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: TJOghost8 on March 13, 2004, 05:20:42 PM

She also uses the same idea over and over: Farts. She's obessed with farts. Yeah, creative... if you were a writer for Jimmy Neutron!

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

Edited by - TJOghost8 on 3/13/2004 3:21:25 PM

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 13, 2004, 05:27:03 PM

I don't want to sing your sig.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: nintendofreak on March 13, 2004, 05:31:43 PM

Meowrik, quit being a hard--- and stop flaming GG. Same goes for you TJOghost98. Also,â„¢ quit lying about her age, Meowrik.


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First of all, hardhead and hard---(Let's censor it so you don't throw another hissy fit about weak curse words) are 2 different things. A hardhead is a stupid, dumb, and idiotic person. A hard--- is a mean, unkind person. So putting in hardhead changes the meaning of the entire post. Second, the message board doesn't censor the word a--. So, it is not considered swearing.

Edited by - nintendofreak on 3/16/2004 8:40:19 PM

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: Forest Guy on March 13, 2004, 10:18:30 PM

I'm just getting sick of all her immaturity. People who are that young shouldn't be here. I don't mind people who are like 12, but she's 10 or something, and is very irritating if you are even remotely intelligent.

I do not like little kids. There are few exceptions...

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Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 14, 2004, 07:51:33 PM

Alright alright, I won't act immature anymore. Just stop being mean to me!

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Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: Popple on March 15, 2004, 06:49:03 PM

And I believe he said 8-year-old mind, not self... I saw it as an intellectual burn. And what is this Popomen thing?

Edited by - Popple on 3/15/2004 4:49:40 PM

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: nintendofreak on March 16, 2004, 12:18:46 AM

Meowrik, if you're so sick of all her immaturity, why not insult her in the privacy of your room instead of on the Fungi Forums in front of all the members? You need to practice keeping your petty insults to yourself.

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: Jake on March 17, 2004, 08:20:15 AM

Cut it, Meowrik. You are being a very bad kitty. I don't care if GiftedGirl uses the idea for "Pokemon/Anti- Story" idea, and you shouldn't either. Anyway:

One day, one day, Barney hipnotise everyone to play and like his awful Sega Genesis game, "Barney's Hide & Seek". This made Pikachu and every other Pokemon very mad, because every person in the world would only by that game. No Mario. No Sonic. No Zelda. Nothing but Barney. So, the angrey Pikachu got everyone of his friend to go and kill Barney. Unfortunetly, the purple people-eater hired Dr.Eggman too make a giant Robot for his and his friends. But the couple of Onyx's lifted up a couple of Snorlax's, the droped them. Barney and friends escaped, but after that, they were trampled over and killed by the Pokemon. Everyone was very happy, enspecially the kids that Barney was holding captive. "Thank you, Pikachu and all of you other Pokemon", said a little girl. "He was gonna eat us!". They all lived happily ever after. The end.

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I HAVE FURY!

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: Forest Guy on March 17, 2004, 03:54:10 PM

Thank you, Giftedgirl. I apologize if I am being mena but I'm just very uptight with the whole Sadib situation right now...

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Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on March 25, 2004, 07:41:47 PM

Oh god, I'm getting dirty thoughts from meowriks sig. anyway (sarcasticly: oops I forget there is no anyway in one way. thanks a lot trainman)

Barney invited his gay retarded friends the teletubbies and the boohbahs to dance around my house singing of world peace friendship and Michael jackson. I coudln't stand it so I got my guns and went outside to fight. I nuked the teletubbies while yelling " See you in H**l, B***h!" and shot the boohbahs through thier heads. I faced off with Barney. I shot my assault rifle at him and then used a .22 magnum on him. Barney melted to a puddle and reformed into Jacko. He said " Why don't you come inside so I can mol-I mean give you milk and cookies. I said "How bout I drive my foot up your a**" and he ran away like a ***. I caught up to him,beheaded him,nuked him, and get all the kids he "bothered" to finish him off. Jacko burned in H**l and everyone lived violently ever after

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"you know what I''m doing right now? Giving you the finger."
"John,I''m poor, I''m Blind, and I run a newstand in the back of a coffee shop. God gave me the finger way before you ever did."
~ Becker & Jake in a conversation

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: WarpRattler on March 31, 2004, 12:10:44 AM

*catches a Rattata, which he uses to test his "Change-a-Pokémon-into-a-Metroid Ray"*
donotcare95: Yay! It worked!
Rattata: *is now a Metroid, so it makes noises" Squee!*is obedient to donotcare95, as it used to be his Pokémon, so it doesn't suck him dry*
donotcare95: *goes and catches a lot of Pokémon using the glitch in Pokémon Red and Blue to duplicate his Master Ball so he has millions of them**uses the ray on all of them*
Army of Metroids: SQUEE!
donotcare95: *goes to catch more Pokémon to not turn into Metroids*
donotcare95: Attack Barney and his friends, my soldiers!
Metroids: SQUEE!
Pokémon: *different names*
Barney and friends: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*are sucked dry by the Metroids, then eaten by the Pokémon*
donotcare95: Hey, they're all gone! Hurray! *hears lots of cheering all around the world**is given lots and lots of presents and money*
Barney's ghost: I'll be back...

Oh no! This could be bad!
donotcare95: *gets the Poltergust 3000 and sucks up Barney's ghost*
Barney's ghost: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *is eaten by rare ghost-eating moths that donotcare95 put inside the vacuum's bag*

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>

Edited by - donotcare95 on 3/30/2004 10:11:38 PM

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: Forest Guy on March 31, 2004, 03:06:26 PM

Mr. Wiggles, your foolery is even more foolish than Sadib's squallid attempts to take over TMK.

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Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: Markio on March 31, 2004, 11:02:04 PM

The point is that Barney is easily picked on for his slow mind and purple color... or something.

''Are spirits delicious?''

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: Popple on March 31, 2004, 11:55:57 PM

I recently watched this "FOX BOX"thing which people were talking about and watched this PoKaMon show, along with Sonic X and some other shows. I could see no form of entertaining or comedic events in any one, although there was one or two failed, feeble attempts.

I had many problems with these shows, mainly the PoKaMon one. In this episode, a yellow bunny was fighting a bird. The bird happend to move faster than the speed of light, able to dodge lightning the Zeus-bunny was able to summon, yet did not bother to send out when the bird came near it and had been the only conducting agent possible in the area. They all had terrible frame transition and distorted terribly into insane looking figures along with the background to display some form of emotion. Why is it that when people in these cartoons become angry, their heads expand to ten times the size of their bodies? And why are mouths always either open or closed in the same exact shape? They open like a downward facing triangle no matter what words they happen to say.

Edited by - Popple on 3/31/2004 9:56:22 PM

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 01, 2004, 05:31:41 AM

And, unless in profile, their chins never move.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on April 04, 2004, 02:48:07 PM

Hey I get fooled easily okay! Not my fault I have the mind of an aborterd fetus.

Popple Pokemon is on Kids WB. Just wanted to point that out.

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"you know what I''m doing right now? Giving you the finger."
"John,I''m poor, I''m Blind, and I run a newstand in the back of a coffee shop. God gave me the finger way before you ever did."
~ Becker & Jake in a conversation

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 22, 2005, 02:16:29 PM

*TOPIC REVIVING IN PROGRESS*

A not-so-long time ago, in a middle school not-so-far-away-depending-on-where-you-live...

TEAM BARNEY VS TEAM POKE-KWRIGHT(Pokemon and Conkwright, my school)

I was sitting with my friends, Brandi Gibson, Anthony Smith(who's in a higher grade than me but everyone in the Pride team(that's the team for the kids who are really smart but either didn't take the Magnet test or didn't pass it)eats lunch together) and Thalia Walker, in the cafeteria while eating a hot dog and two orders of curly fries.
Brandi asked "How can you eat all those fries AND that hot dog?" With a mouth full of food, I replied, "Me likey the curls so me eats the curls. Me also likey the bun-puppy, so me eats that, too. Mish, me likey the Gatorade, too, so... I'm gonna stop acting crazy now." It always makes them laugh when I act all goofy.
While all this was going on, nobody noticed a shadowy figure rush past the window.
We were all talking and eating and laughing when suddenly the cafeteria door flew off the hinges and squashed the person closest to the door. The evil of all evils walked through the busted-up doorframe. It was Barney... with a machine gun!!! He yelled for the whole Pride team to hear, "Me and my minions are takin' over this school and ain't nobody gonna stop me!"
Being the smart-alecky person that I am, I started contradicting the so called "dinosaur sensation". "First of all, it's 'My minions and I', not 'Me and my minions'. Second of all, 'ain't nobody' is a double negative. And thirdly, why would you have minions? You're one of the most-hated cartoon charecters in the world! Let's see these 'minions' you got!" I would soon regret that last sentance.
"You wanna see my minions? Ok, then. MINIONS!!! GET IN HERE, NOW!!!" Then, millions of evil beings came storming into the room. There was Bob the Builder, Monkey D. Luffy, all of the Boohbahs, Little Bill, Spongebob, the Dragons from DragonTales, Yugi Moto... In general, all of the stupidest cartoon charecters ever to exist. "I hope you kids aren't to overworked from your classes, because me and my minions have plans for you! Mwahahahaha!!!

*TO BE CONTINUED...*

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"I''m singing to a monster in midair! I''m singing to a monster in midair!" -Sheen in Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 23, 2005, 06:40:26 PM

Anyone here? Hellooooooooooooooo!!

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"First of all, it''s ''My minions and I'', not ''Me and my minions. Second of all, ''ain''t nobody'' is a double negative. And thirdly, why do you have minions? You''re one of the most-hated cartoon charecters in the world! Let''s see these ''minions'' you got!" -Me, Team Barney vs Team Poke-Kwright, The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: Suffix on February 23, 2005, 08:55:32 PM

GiftedGirl...listen...crickets...

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: boomstix on February 23, 2005, 09:00:43 PM

Let me point out that Barney isn't a cartoon. He's some man dressed in a costume.

If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: smfan1085 on February 24, 2005, 09:24:38 PM

Edited by - smfan1085 on 2/28/2005 6:37:31 PM

Title: Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 25, 2005, 05:31:58 PM

TEAM BARNEY VS TEAM POKE-KWRIGHT

Part 2: To Make a Long Story Short:

All my Pokemon from Sapphire version came and killed Barney and his minions. Then Homestar did a dance. The End.

"Oh man, that was pathetic!"

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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!