"Really, Luigi, you should at least know how to spell cool properly," said Peach who had just walked up.
"Sorry," said Luigi.
"That's ok," said Peach. "Unless it's really bad, we'll let it slip by."
"Very well," said Mario, "but what about Toad's present? Would there be a hat in the store big enough for his strangely-mushroom-shaped head?"
"Xactly the problem," said Luigi.
"You know that's not how you spell exactly, Luigi," said Peach.
"Zzzzzz..." said Luigi, fast asleep.
THE END
or is it?
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
Inside the hat, however, luked a horror of unimaginable horrors.
Just how horiffic?
Kangaroos run in fear of this horror.
"Look," said Peach, "We don't care about the horror, it won't even come up as an issue in this story."
"Man. Nobody told me that."
On to the rest of the story:
Peach carried the perfect hat with pride to the giftwrap miser to be wrapped.
Edited by - Popple on 4/10/2004 9:37:37 PM