Post by: waluigifan2001 on April 27, 2004, 12:44:26 PM
"elmo knows where you live"
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 27, 2004, 01:26:24 PM
Nintendo had just announced that after they release the next Super Mario platformer, they will be will also release another game they worked on for a very long time which is tentatively titled Super Luigi 128 which is gonna be on the Nintendo GameCube!!
This game is gonna be the true sequel for Luigi's Mansion!!
Nintendo also stated that in this game you not go on a weird adventure to rescue some kidnapped brother! Instead, you will go on a cool adventure where Luigi gets a distress message from Sarasaland that evil Tatanga has finally returned to create havoc and try his chances with Princess Daisy again to get her hand in marriage! Luigi, with the help of Yoshi, will go and try to stop Tatanga in his tracks like Mario once did, except this time Luigi will need more than a little armed plane to stop Tatanga!
In this game, the good news is that Mario will not even make a cameo apperance in this game!! You may see Peach, but NOT Mario!
Watch out for Super Luigi 128, coming in March 2005, only on the Nintendo GameCube!!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Post by: Popple on April 27, 2004, 04:29:02 PM
Let me away from this boulder!
Post by: Forest Guy on April 27, 2004, 06:06:51 PM
I think he wins Gross Overstatement of the Century award.
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Post by: Raccoon Sam on April 28, 2004, 11:03:25 AM
quintillion is 1000,000,000,000,000,000
sixtillion is 1000,000,000,000,000,000,000
septillion is 1000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!
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Post by: Raccoon Sam on April 28, 2004, 11:18:02 AM
nanillion is 1000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
and one is 1
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Post by: Darth Danno on April 28, 2004, 03:24:03 PM
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Ya know, I was just thinkin'' like, if you were goin'' REAL fast like the speed of light, ya know- SHOOOOM- and all of a sudden ya start screamin'' like-"AH! AH!"-do you think your brain''d blow up?
Post by: ¥tterbiJúm on April 28, 2004, 03:38:03 PM
Kirby's Text Art is a unique game that takes advantage of all the graphical capabilities of the N5, Nintendo's new system. Kirby is off to another wild adventure in this fun sequel to Kirby's Adventure. There are many new powers such as Crayon and Bubble, and some old ones as well such as Fire and UFO.
Kirby:
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must fight his evil twin, Carbee:
<('.'<)
in an action-packed adventure:
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(>'.')---O <('.'<)
(>'.')> <(X.X<)
Only you can help Kirby save the day! Available for a limited time from Nintendo, you can also get the original Kirby's Adventure (requires original NES) for an additional $4.99! Don't delay, call today!
Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.
Post by: Raccoon Sam on April 29, 2004, 04:40:52 AM
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Post by: Lizard Dude on April 29, 2004, 10:24:43 AM
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: Forest Guy on April 29, 2004, 01:53:06 PM
I'm not even gonna bother typing that in.
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Post by: Wheel_kirby on April 30, 2004, 07:09:55 PM
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Everything above was sarcasm. Please ignor everything I have just said.
Post by: WarpRattler on April 30, 2004, 11:39:54 PM
...Anyways, back on topic. COMING SOON TO NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM: SUPER MARIO 4! That's right, it's only 4 bits! It looks crappy! It plays really well! And it has a few hundred levels! It comes out in Q4 2004(like everything else).
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 5/1/2004 6:32:27 PM
Post by: ¥tterbiJúm on May 01, 2004, 09:07:13 AM
Rated M for Mature.
Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.
Post by: Hirocon on May 01, 2004, 10:07:43 AM
You know what bugs me?? 100 is not divisible by three! All of the other "one" numbers have a quantity of zeros that is divisible by three: one thousand has three zeros, one million has six zeros, one billion has nine zeros, one trillion has twelve zeros, etc. But one google has 100 zeros! In my opinion, one google should be 10^99, and the number 10^100 should be ten google. That way, if you were to actually write out one google, the 1 would immediately be followed by a comma, which is as it should be.
Also, one googleplex has 10^100 zeros, and this number is not divisible by three. One googleplex should be 10^(10^100 - 1), and the number 10^(10^100) should be ten googleplex.
Post by: Popple on May 01, 2004, 02:44:32 PM
Let me away from this boulder!
Post by: Hirocon on May 01, 2004, 10:26:40 PM
Edited by - Hirocon on 5/1/2004 9:27:01 PM
Post by: Wheel_kirby on May 01, 2004, 10:34:34 PM
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Everything above was sarcasm. Please ignore everything I have just said.
Post by: WarpRattler on May 19, 2004, 09:18:04 PM
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
Post by: NintendoIke64 on May 20, 2004, 03:55:15 PM
A funny story:
A boy from my art class was jokingly acting like an evil demon-type thing. When queryed "Why don''t you act like a man?" he accidentely replied "I''''m not a man."
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 17, 2004, 02:42:43 PM
There is even the option to play a challenge mode where you must rebuild the town (after being destroyed by Bowser)in only 15 years
Hard work has never killed anyone, but I don''''t want to risk it.
Post by: Nameneko on June 17, 2004, 04:15:46 PM
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
Post by: Red Paratroopa on June 17, 2004, 04:25:30 PM
"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 17, 2004, 07:34:45 PM
Now Maria comes to GameCube! Save Delfino Plasa! Collect all 120 Shines! Look really cool! Only for Nintendo GameCube. Rated e for elephants.
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
Post by: Forest Guy on June 17, 2004, 10:04:07 PM
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What part of the chicken is the McNugget, exactly?
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 18, 2004, 01:48:02 PM
Hard work has never killed anyone, but I don''t want to risk it.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 6/21/2004 3:41:48 AM
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 01, 2004, 07:18:21 AM
The game's gonna be called Koopaling's Kapers, and it will star all of the old seven Koopalings!!
What's the story?
Well, the game talks about the adventures of the Koopalings and tells us about where were they between Yoshi's Safari and Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga...
Nintendo mentions that there are different modes of playing this game, like story and multiplayer modes...
Nintendo mentions that when we first start the game, we will play as Iggy Koopa as our first character...
And as we advance through the game, we will then take rolls of the other Koopalings...
Nintendo says that the character switch was inspired by RareWare's Donkey Kong 64..
If you don't believe me that Nintendo really announced such a game, then take a gander at the 'Official Art' pic Nintendo released to the press...
It's a cool 3D art of Ludwing Von Koopa!!
Koopaling's Kapers - COMING SOON!
(REALITY CHECK: Was my '3D' Ludwing pic convincing? Heh!
Honestly, I did that pic!!)
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 01, 2004, 02:11:29 PM
Romance is for the weak-minded.
Post by: wariokong128 on October 02, 2004, 05:25:07 PM
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on October 04, 2004, 07:08:46 PM
Mario's Pipe Adventures (rated M)
Mario must clean out certain brown stuff in certain pipes.....back to the plumbing days: there is also 1 minigame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!1!!!oneoneone!!!!!!1111 Release Date: every day in the real world
Donkey Kong: Starring Jump Man, aka Mario, Mario must save his girlfriend from the giant ape that captured her!!!11 Release Date: early 80's.
Mario's Pro Skater: Mario and friends star in their very own pro skating game, where instead of tapes or cash, you collect stars and coins! Release Date: pfft....whenever
Mario Bros.: The amazing spinoff from donkey kong! Take on the original enemies! Realease Date: shouldn't you know this???
Mariablo: The rpg that is played out just like the Diablo games. You take on new and already known enemies, as well as bosses and specials. Mario learns magic in this game by using mana, and some mana attacks are the fireball, etc. Release Date: In your best dreams
and last but not least:
Mario Pinaball Land 2: MArio pinball, 2. Release date: Actually, this is probably coming out.
"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
Post by: tymime on June 10, 2005, 01:52:05 PM
Look I've put something nonsensical on the bottom
Post by: HolyAarom on June 20, 2005, 06:26:12 PM
It has Mario, Luigi, Megaman, Homer Simpson,
Spongebob, Everybody at TMK, Sonic, Ratchet and Clank, A DS and A PSP. A Gamecube, pizza,
this post, a dog, air, and more to be announced!!!
Release date... It already came out!
It is an unlockable in SSBM after collecting
99 copies of EVERY trophy!!!
SSBM release:December 2001.
I like Strawberry Milk.
Post by: Yoshi64 on July 13, 2005, 12:56:35 AM
Nintendo just announced Paper Mario Ds!
The story is that Mario has to collect
his dignity!
1-up
Post by: Tingrio on July 13, 2005, 09:48:42 AM
Betroid: You play as Brett Somers in this Metroid-esque game where you must run, jump and shoot your way to Sir Grodus' secret hideout and defeat him and his henchmen. Features all the power-ups from the Metriod games including a few new power-ups such as the Tanooki Suit, solar beam and a few more which will be kept secret. Only for the Game Boy Advance. Rated X
McLean Bike: A Excitebike-esque game where you can play as McLean Stevenson from M*A*S*H. You can also play as Mario, Luigi and Gene Rayburn. The courses are The Match Game 500, Peach's Castle, Luigi's Mansion and The M*A*S*H Track. There are secret charcters such as Cassandra, Kooyan, Tingria and many more. There are also secret courses such as Bowser's Castle, DK's Jungle, etc. Only for the Nintendo DS. Rated G
Mario Party 77: A Mario Party game featuring Chuck Woolery, Gene Rayburn and Alex Trebek as the hosts of this Mario Party. Mario and his friends must save Mario Party Land from a dark force (not Bowser). Ther will be over 150 new mini-games in this Mario Party. The new boards are Gastly Glade, The Game Palace, Mt. Chilly, Penny Alley, Wario's Castle and a hidden board called Mt. Misery.
There are five new charcters and they are Kooyan, Kamek, Koopa Troopa, Baby Mario and Baby Luigi. Olny for the Nintendo Revoloution. Rated R
Let me explain the rating system for you. If it's rated G, the guy gets the girl. If it's rated R, the villian gets the girl. If it's rated X, *insert someone or something here* gets the girl.
"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
Edited by - Tingrio on 7/19/2005 6:29:45 PM
Post by: minkbob on July 17, 2005, 11:04:18 AM
Super Fartio Dimwit
Release Date: 1000072 for the Nintendo Revolution 1,000,000
Mario has to capture all his farts in his wildest dream when he is really farting in bed.
When you win, he goes to the restroom in his overalls, then he wakes up and asks what the smell is. Capture all the fart sprites in 120 levels. Rated M for monkeys.
Post by: Glorb on July 18, 2005, 12:26:58 PM
Pee On Mario!
Yes, you too can finally fulfil your sick dream of peeing on Mario. Choose from over 5 toilets and 7 bathrooms on your quest to pee on Mario. Rated AO (Adults Only) for gratuitous amounts of urine. Developed by Unitelligent Systems, Ltd.
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