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Title:
Haikus
Post by:
Forest Guy
on
May 23, 2004, 10:08:16 PM
This Page For Haikus
Inspired by stats topic
Please reply to it
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Re: Haikus
Post by:
Vidgmchtr
on
May 24, 2004, 05:03:37 AM
Vidgmchtr is bored
Staying home from school today
Something's on my foot
(A callous, which makes it hard to walk)
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Re: Haikus
Post by:
Nameneko
on
May 24, 2004, 03:49:14 PM
I have finals now.
3 more days till school is out.
Then it's summer. Yay!
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
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Re: Haikus
Post by:
TEM
on
May 24, 2004, 07:02:18 PM
Mario is cool
So is his dinosaur pal
Luigi cool too
^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
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Re: Haikus
Post by:
Forest Guy
on
May 24, 2004, 08:30:31 PM
You're very lucky
My school ends on June 16th
Evil and stupid
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Re: Haikus
Post by:
Vidgmchtr
on
May 24, 2004, 09:20:22 PM
A coincidence,
My School ends on June 16th,
We are both the same.
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Re: Haikus
Post by:
Luigison
on
May 24, 2004, 11:39:30 PM
First Haiku ever
Had seven sylables here
Then five at the end
This Haiku is bad
So bad in fact that it is
Worst Haiku ever
Mario jumps high
Destroys Bowser in three trys
Princess gives him kiss
Open bold tag here
This text is bold. Close bold tag.
Now no more bold text.
Title:
Re: Haikus
Post by:
Deezer
on
May 25, 2004, 01:04:34 AM
Superstar Saga:
Meet Cackletta and Bean dudes
Fawful has fury
Need some plumbing done?
Call the Mario Brothers
They can fix your pipes
Hey Luigison
Next time you're at a blackboard
Write our URL
Edited by - Deezer on 5/25/2004 8:51:27 AM
Title:
Re: Haikus
Post by:
Luigison
on
May 25, 2004, 10:12:51 AM
The Mushroom Kingdom
URL on my "white" board
Consider it done
Maybe it would look good under this mushroom a girl drew on the board. Notice the the shroom is red, but she wrote 1up above it.
Edited by - lUiGiSon on 5/25/2004 9:20:35 AM
Title:
Re: Haikus
Post by:
Forest Guy
on
May 25, 2004, 02:41:19 PM
That girl is foolish
Scold her for the wrong color
Three times the homework
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Title:
Re: Haikus
Post by:
Deezer
on
May 25, 2004, 04:03:48 PM
This is a great plan
First school classrooms, then the world
Bwa ha ha ha ha
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Re: Haikus
Post by:
Markio
on
May 25, 2004, 04:47:24 PM
I play the teachers
Tomorrow, in volleyball.
IN FRONT OF WHOLE SCHOOL!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
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Re: Haikus
Post by:
Popple
on
May 25, 2004, 05:02:19 PM
Spike it in their face
One of them might even cry
and then die later
Let me away from this boulder!
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Re: Haikus
Post by:
Red Paratroopa
on
May 25, 2004, 06:28:22 PM
Don't listen to him.
Play fair and square. No rough-housing.
Then ev'ryone wins.
"Good News: Ten golfers are struck by lightning every year."- George Carlin
Title:
Re: Haikus
Post by:
TEM
on
May 25, 2004, 06:57:54 PM
Welcome to the show
Koopas, Goombas, and Bob-ombs
Mario stomps now
^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
Title:
Re: Haikus
Post by:
Insane Steve
on
May 25, 2004, 07:27:21 PM
A winner is you!
What did you win? I don't know.
You won though. That's all.
Generation time: 32.410 seconds
~I.S.~
Title:
Re: Haikus
Post by:
GiftedGirl
on
May 28, 2004, 01:16:23 PM
I really do think
That poems are dangerous
And very evil.
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"blbalaleblbalel... That''s all folks!" -Porky Pig''s most famous line
Title:
Re: Haikus
Post by:
Lizard Dude
on
May 28, 2004, 09:27:18 PM
Your friend is drowning.
With one toss you could save her.
Will you help? Yes > No >
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Re: Haikus
Post by:
MadRhetoric
on
May 29, 2004, 12:51:27 AM
I am typing this
Since Chupperson Weird went and
Insulted my haiku
Title:
Re: Haikus
Post by:
MadRhetoric
on
May 29, 2004, 02:49:05 PM
Haikus are much fun
I haven't written any
Since in second grade
Title:
Re: Haikus
Post by:
TEM
on
May 29, 2004, 03:09:33 PM
You should not split the
sentences of the haiku
like I did up there
^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
Title:
Re: Haikus
Post by:
NintendoExpert89
on
June 06, 2004, 08:54:04 AM
My day is gloomy
I am very depressed and
bored, night will come soon.
Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
Title:
Re: Haikus
Post by:
Forest Guy
on
June 06, 2004, 11:05:55 AM
TheEggMan is right
Learn to write better haikus
Like Luigison
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