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Title: Haikus
Post by: Forest Guy on May 23, 2004, 10:08:16 PM
This Page For Haikus
Inspired by stats topic
Please reply to it

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Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Vidgmchtr on May 24, 2004, 05:03:37 AM
Vidgmchtr is bored
Staying home from school today
Something's on my foot

(A callous, which makes it hard to walk)
Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Nameneko on May 24, 2004, 03:49:14 PM
I have finals now.
3 more days till school is out.
Then it's summer.  Yay!

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Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: TEM on May 24, 2004, 07:02:18 PM
Mario is cool
So is his dinosaur pal
Luigi cool too

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Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Forest Guy on May 24, 2004, 08:30:31 PM
You're very lucky
My school ends on June 16th
Evil and stupid

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Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Vidgmchtr on May 24, 2004, 09:20:22 PM
A coincidence,
My School ends on June 16th,
We are both the same.
Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Luigison on May 24, 2004, 11:39:30 PM
First Haiku ever

Had seven sylables here

Then five at the end




This Haiku is bad

So bad in fact that it is

Worst Haiku ever




Mario jumps high

Destroys Bowser in three trys

Princess gives him kiss




Open bold tag here

This text is bold. Close bold tag.


Now no more bold text.
Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Deezer on May 25, 2004, 01:04:34 AM
Superstar Saga:
Meet Cackletta and Bean dudes
Fawful has fury

Need some plumbing done?
Call the Mario Brothers
They can fix your pipes

Hey Luigison
Next time you're at a blackboard
Write our URL

Edited by - Deezer on 5/25/2004 8:51:27 AM
Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Luigison on May 25, 2004, 10:12:51 AM
The Mushroom Kingdom

URL on my "white" board

Consider it done





Maybe it would look good under this mushroom a girl drew on the board.  Notice the the shroom is red, but she wrote 1up above it.

Edited by - lUiGiSon on 5/25/2004 9:20:35 AM

Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Forest Guy on May 25, 2004, 02:41:19 PM
That girl is foolish
Scold her for the wrong color
Three times the homework

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Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Deezer on May 25, 2004, 04:03:48 PM
This is a great plan
First school classrooms, then the world
Bwa ha ha ha ha
Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Markio on May 25, 2004, 04:47:24 PM
I play the teachers
Tomorrow, in volleyball.
IN FRONT OF WHOLE SCHOOL!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Popple on May 25, 2004, 05:02:19 PM
Spike it in their face
One of them might even cry
and then die later

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 25, 2004, 06:28:22 PM
Don't listen to him.
Play fair and square. No rough-housing.
Then ev'ryone wins.

"Good News: Ten golfers are struck by lightning every year."- George Carlin
Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: TEM on May 25, 2004, 06:57:54 PM
Welcome to the show
Koopas, Goombas, and Bob-ombs
Mario stomps now

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Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Insane Steve on May 25, 2004, 07:27:21 PM
A winner is you!
What did you win? I don't know.
You won though. That's all.

Generation time: 32.410 seconds

~I.S.~
Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 28, 2004, 01:16:23 PM
I really do think
That poems are dangerous
And very evil.

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"blbalaleblbalel... That''s all folks!" -Porky Pig''s most famous line
Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 28, 2004, 09:27:18 PM
Your friend is drowning.
With one toss you could save her.
Will you help? Yes > No >

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: MadRhetoric on May 29, 2004, 12:51:27 AM
I am typing this
Since Chupperson Weird went and
Insulted my haiku
Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: MadRhetoric on May 29, 2004, 02:49:05 PM
Haikus are much fun
I haven't written any
Since in second grade
Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: TEM on May 29, 2004, 03:09:33 PM
You should not split the
sentences of the haiku
like I did up there

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Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 06, 2004, 08:54:04 AM
My day is gloomy
I am very depressed and
bored, night will come soon.

Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
Title: Re: Haikus
Post by: Forest Guy on June 06, 2004, 11:05:55 AM
TheEggMan is right
Learn to write better haikus
Like Luigison

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