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Title: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: NintendoIke64 on May 28, 2004, 08:34:01 PM
Ah...come troubled children of time. Do not be afraid. I am the video game shaman. Approach me with frustrations you are facing during a video game, and I will give you a lick of ancient knowledge to settle your temper down so that you will be able to continue along with your game...(Tell me a part in a video game that ticks you off, and I'll say a bunch of baloney in hope that it'll make you feel better) Oh, and one more thing child...direct all complaints to my secretary.

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Forest Guy on May 28, 2004, 10:56:42 PM
A ridiculous amount of topics have been made about this. Someone thinkning they know everything about video games, meanwhile they don't.

Oh and by the way, this belongs in Game Help.

I was disappointed when I found out this thread wasn't about Mumbo Jumbo...

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Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Luigison on May 28, 2004, 11:09:30 PM
I think he meant this as a parody of those help posts because he said, "say a bunch of baloney".  Parodies have also been done, but not in the voice of a Shaman to my knowledge.
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Super Mario on May 29, 2004, 06:21:33 AM
Because there's nothing in the world quite like forum-based satire. </sarcasm>

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Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Fifth on May 29, 2004, 12:29:30 PM
Alright, I'll bite.
The magic book in Landstalker has no point.
Do something about it.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: NintendoIke64 on May 29, 2004, 12:42:33 PM
Fifth-If one wishes to seek knowledge, one must first know how to harness it. (That's what I mean by "a bunch of baloney")

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: TEM on May 29, 2004, 05:11:19 PM
It's spelled bologna, pathetic mortals.

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Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Fifth on May 29, 2004, 05:45:53 PM
I see...
So the knowledge locked inside the spell book cannot be used without the knowledge of how to use it...
It must have to do with the priest in Destel: he's got a similar book, and can use it to make the screen all wavy...
Hmm... do I harness HIS knowledge?  Perhaps there's another way...

Thank you, O Video Game Shaman!

Go Moon!
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Popple on May 29, 2004, 06:52:48 PM
Under what circumstances can I master the skills of a Ninji? I've tried both on land and under water.

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Forest Guy on May 29, 2004, 08:09:12 PM
Oh, sorry about that. I didn't realize it was a joke. I didn't know what "bolony" was...

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What part of the chicken is the McNugget, exactly?
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: NintendoIke64 on May 29, 2004, 08:25:38 PM
Popple-If you wish to have the skills of a ninja, you must become ONE with the ninja, not only on ground and sea, but also in space.

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.

Edited by - NintendoIke64 on 5/29/2004 7:26:56 PM
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Fifth on May 29, 2004, 08:57:42 PM
Ah, but Popple said 'Ninji', y'nkow, those little black hoppy things from SMB2?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: NintendoIke64 on May 30, 2004, 08:18:13 AM
Ahem...direct all complaints to my secretary. (Oh, and the same basic rule applies to the Ninji)

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 30, 2004, 10:54:47 AM
I thought this was about the "Shaman King" video game... oh well...

In Animal Crossing, I have a habit of talking to the animals too much. What can I do to not make them mad?

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Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Markio on May 30, 2004, 12:09:59 PM
Um, TEM, bologna refers to the meat, but baloney refers to nonsense.  Source: From the mixed up files of Ms. Basil E. Frankweiler.

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Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: NintendoIke64 on May 30, 2004, 12:39:21 PM
GiftedGirl-If you speak too little, you will confuse. If you speak too much, you will annoy. Confusion is not good or bad, but annoyance is bad.

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Sapphira on May 30, 2004, 02:45:28 PM
Ooh, that was a good book, Markio.

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Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 30, 2004, 10:44:02 PM
I think this Shaman is a fool, because he has to say something, and thus made this thread to say it. Still, a good clarification on bologne came from it.

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Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: NintendoIke64 on May 31, 2004, 10:29:47 AM
(Teary)*Sobs* You hurt my feelings! *sobs* You're a bad person! A BAD PERSON! *sobs*

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Popple on May 31, 2004, 01:31:58 PM
Oscar Mayer certainly does have a way with B-A-L-O-N-E-Y, as well.

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: NintendoIke64 on May 31, 2004, 02:52:17 PM
*Still sobbing* I was just trying to help!!!*sobs*

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: TEM on May 31, 2004, 03:34:31 PM
It's all just a big pile of bologna to me.

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Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 31, 2004, 09:13:02 PM
You mean Oscar Mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a, they say on the commercial.

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Luigison on May 31, 2004, 09:41:51 PM
http://www.andyworld.com/oscarmayer/
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: Popple on June 01, 2004, 11:13:53 PM
Note the "as well" in my post, meaning that as a given he has a way with bologna but mentioning that he has a way with baloney, "as well" as bologna.

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 08, 2004, 07:00:16 PM
You guys! You made NI64 cry! How could you?!

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Title: Re: The Video Game Shaman
Post by: TEM on June 08, 2004, 07:29:50 PM
LD called him a fool.

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