Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: Trainman on July 27, 2004, 11:48:25 PM
Title: This Will Inform You in Horrible Form...
Post by: Trainman on July 27, 2004, 11:48:25 PM
...of the two coolest car games in the world: Tokyo Xtreme Racer 3 and Burnout 3: Takedown.
This is an AIM session with Meowrik. Read everything as it is informative, shows how mad I am and desperate I am about things, and has humorous comments along the way.
As you all know, most of you will think this is completely stupid and why I posted it in the first place... but think of it as a review, features, and viewpoints in an AIM session format with a lot of typos I yell at myself about.
Read up:
TrainmanAmtrak: meow Meowrik: Yeah TrainmanAmtrak: dude this sucks Meowrik: What? TrainmanAmtrak: Burnout friggin 3 and it's on the gay xbox TrainmanAmtrak: aIhgyDUDE I MUST PLAY IT
TrainmanAmtrak: I AM GONNA GO TO DONS VIDEO AND FIND IT TrainmanAmtrak: THIS SUCKS I MUST HAVE IT AND TOKYO XTREME RACER 3 TrainmanAmtrak: Dude, Tokyo is THE most realistic game TrainmanAmtrak: When i mean THE I MEAN THE TrainmanAmtrak: like damage and world wise Meowrik: Heh TrainmanAmtrak: yo can do anything to ur car liker superchargers and everything TrainmanAmtrak: it makes Need for speed underground look like a golf cart simulator TrainmanAmtrak: yu can change HORNS blinker, light color TrainmanAmtrak: EVERYTHING TrainmanAmtrak: mirrors TrainmanAmtrak: even gauges!!!! Meowrik: Wow TrainmanAmtrak: you must maintain oil and water temp or your car will blow TrainmanAmtrak: it'll smoke black when you overheat and instead of it being gay and saying "your car is messed up" it drops the power significantly in your car and you can force it to drive TrainmanAmtrak: you can even choose what type of GAS you TrainmanAmtrak: want Meowrik: That's realistic TrainmanAmtrak: if you get unleaded and haven';t used it in a while TrainmanAmtrak: it'll sputter and try and get used to it TrainmanAmtrak: if it's crude gas, it'll shoot flames a lot and sound loud TrainmanAmtrak: if you get rich gas, it'll sound smooth and will like never shoot flames Meowrik: Heh TrainmanAmtrak: other drivers aren't stupid TrainmanAmtrak: like, you drive around an enormous town that takes an hour to go around, seriously TrainmanAmtrak: and you must drive up to people and either TrainmanAmtrak: honk the horn, flash your lights, or rev your engine next to him and he'll race you Meowrik: Wow, very realistic. TrainmanAmtrak: if you put your blinkers on TrainmanAmtrak: DUDE it's aesome TrainmanAmtrak: it'll fade in and out realisticlly and after a long time of playing the game (it keeps track of day, weather, blah blah) it'll start to die TrainmanAmtrak: and won't flash as bright Meowrik: Hmm. TrainmanAmtrak: if you burn the rings in your engine, it'll smoke blue which is very realisitic TrainmanAmtrak: if you turn your right blinker on and someone is behind you TrainmanAmtrak: they'll slow down and let you change lanes TrainmanAmtrak: you know how if you have your blinker on and you turn the streering wheel back to normal it'll catch and turn the blinker back off for you? TrainmanAmtrak: it does the same thing for you. TrainmanAmtrak: if you go to the bumper cam TrainmanAmtrak: it'll have the gauges displayed as you would see them in a car and when you turn your blinkers on you can hear it click inside the car as you would in real life TrainmanAmtrak: if you put on your hazards, people will go around TrainmanAmtrak: if they're going fast they'll pull off real quick as thye normally would do in real life, but not kill you TrainmanAmtrak: if you're waiting to get back in traffic TrainmanAmtrak: people will stop and let you go TrainmanAmtrak: or you can rev your engine, put on your blinkers, etc. Meowrik: Coooool TrainmanAmtrak: GET IT PLAY IT OWN IT TrainmanAmtrak: IT'S COOL TrainmanAmtrak: it's a recent game TrainmanAmtrak: 2003 TrainmanAmtrak: and it's only 20 bucks, surpisingly. TrainmanAmtrak: ;lkjsadbfjdhs;hjlfhsadf TrainmanAmtrak: DUDE
TrainmanAmtrak: BURNOUT THREE TrainmanAmtrak: it owns TrainmanAmtrak: crap TrainmanAmtrak: on burnout 2 TrainmanAmtrak: there was crash mode TrainmanAmtrak: it was fun TrainmanAmtrak: the best TrainmanAmtrak: now on this it's even MORE realisitic TrainmanAmtrak: and it tells you what you did! TrainmanAmtrak: look at this gallery TrainmanAmtrak: i hate ign now TrainmanAmtrak: uywaegfgsduyfsa TrainmanAmtrak: hoyl crap TrainmanAmtrak: it even tells you if you destroy walls and crap TrainmanAmtrak: crap dude TrainmanAmtrak: man TrainmanAmtrak: it shows individuals parts being shredded apart TrainmanAmtrak: instead of shooting out a lot of black circles to indicate parts Meowrik: Mmhmm TrainmanAmtrak: HFDSGLSJKHDKFJDHS TrainmanAmtrak: DUDE TrainmanAmtrak: you don't know how friggin excited i am TrainmanAmtrak: i want it to come to gcn TrainmanAmtrak: if it doesn;t TrainmanAmtrak: i will kill someone TrainmanAmtrak: nah, i wont TrainmanAmtrak: LAUGH OUT FRICKIN LOUD TrainmanAmtrak: it tells you how long you've slid on an individual part Meowrik: Hmm. TrainmanAmtrak: "hmm" TrainmanAmtrak: "mmhmm" TrainmanAmtrak: "Hmm." TrainmanAmtrak: Boy, you seem exicted... Meowrik: I'm playing Runescapce TrainmanAmtrak: i love the look of the roads TrainmanAmtrak: on the burnout series TrainmanAmtrak: i swear TrainmanAmtrak: ign BETTER TrainmanAmtrak: let me see these movies TrainmanAmtrak: that's who i'll kill TrainmanAmtrak: FIRGGIN IGN TrainmanAmtrak: THANK YOU IGN
TrainmanAmtrak: I LOVE YOU
TrainmanAmtrak: No... TrainmanAmtrak: I HATE YOU IGN TrainmanAmtrak: it'll let me see the crappy media player TrainmanAmtrak: but not quicktime TrainmanAmtrak: sorry bass terds. TrainmanAmtrak: "Look, there is a bass terd next to my boat." TrainmanAmtrak: hello... TrainmanAmtrak: AHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHHA TrainmanAmtrak: I've read all that I've said TrainmanAmtrak: I sound like a complete idiot. Meowrik: Mm-hmm TrainmanAmtrak: OH MY GOSH. TrainmanAmtrak: Holy frickin... you don't know how mad i am right now Meowrik: Why? TrainmanAmtrak: I'm looking for Burnout 3 on GCN. TrainmanAmtrak: and it says that the development has been FRICKIN CANCELLED. TrainmanAmtrak: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHY ME Meowrik: Wow, that stinks TrainmanAmtrak: YEAH, IT DOES... TrainmanAmtrak: heh, i'm posting our whole conversation on TMK.. TrainmanAmtrak: lool, oopps, "TNK?" Meowrik: Why? TrainmanAmtrak: typos typos typos TrainmanAmtrak: to inform TrainmanAmtrak: i told why TrainmanAmtrak: in the htread TrainmanAmtrak: read my thread Meowrik: Later. Meowrik: After Runescape TrainmanAmtrak: You and your RUneScrape... I mean, Runescape TrainmanAmtrak: I hate typos...
My face takes up a large portion of my head.
Title: Re: This Will Inform You in Horrible Form...
Post by: Trainman on July 27, 2004, 11:52:45 PM
After posting the above...
TrainmanAmtrak: Posted it TrainmanAmtrak: I know everyone will hate it TrainmanAmtrak: Lord, my computer is slow TrainmanAmtrak: Or the buffering is screwing up. Meowrik: Heh TrainmanAmtrak: I've been sitting here for half a frickin hour and my video is still on 57% TrainmanAmtrak: GAH!!!!!!!!!!! Meowrik: Ouch
My face takes up a large portion of my head.
Title: Re: This Will Inform You in Horrible Form...
Post by: Koopaslaya on July 28, 2004, 12:09:20 PM
I am now dumber from reading the above.
Push Button... Receive Bacon!
Title: Re: This Will Inform You in Horrible Form...
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 28, 2004, 01:40:06 PM
Do you even let Meowrik talk?
"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: This Will Inform You in Horrible Form...
Post by: Luigison on July 28, 2004, 02:13:11 PM
On my list of interesting things this falls just below watching grass grow. I can't seem to stop it from growing in my flower beds, but I can't keep the grass in my lawn growing. The grass in my flowers appears to be burmuda because it is short and runs. While the grass in my lawn is an unknown variety that was there when I bought the house. Since I live in central California I have to water the grass everyday. I think that when I went on vacation the sprinkler in my front yard were not working because the grass is mostly dead. I didn't have the problem in Mississippi. There I had St. Augustine because it does good in heavy shade as well as on sunny beaches. Now wasn't that interesting. </sarcasm>
Your posts here are good examples of why I don't use chat. When I used the chat, it usually went one of two ways. Either I typed and typed about stuff no one else cared about, or vice versa. But, don't take offense to my view. I am sure someone here appreciates your posts. Lets see. I bet trainman does. Oh, sorry.
To not care about something I sure typed a lot. Lets just say, "I'm bored".
Title: Re: This Will Inform You in Horrible Form...
Post by: Vidgmchtr on July 28, 2004, 02:18:24 PM
Actaully, I pretty much don't care for those 2 games.
Title: Re: This Will Inform You in Horrible Form...
Post by: Markio on July 28, 2004, 02:30:21 PM
Red Paratroopa, if you think Trainman talks a lot in the chatroom, wait until you see me there, I post like five times before someone says something. Wait... you do see me there... talk to me there... see my text... um... yeah...
I wish I was in the forest with a dragon right now.
Title: Re: This Will Inform You in Horrible Form...
Post by: Trainman on July 28, 2004, 11:14:57 PM
Heh, hence I posted my second post which mentions, "Posted it. I know everyone will hate."
I'm just waiting for a smart-alec response from someone because I can't make ONE thread without someone throwing in their stupid two cents to chastise me for nothing.
I am merely informing people of two games I'd recommend. You know what, I'm RARELY going to post any review about any games anymore. No one appreciates when I do and everyone seems to HATE car racing games... or ALL car games, racing or not, for that matter which is pitiful. Cars aren't the most idiotic things put on this planet as everyone seems to think at this forum.... and when I mean everyone, I mean everyone. I have not seen one person besides me say anything good about a car except Deezer saying that the "Mario Mobile" was cool.. but that's only because it had Mario stuff in it. I bet if it didn't and the thread was posted he would've said, "Uh, cool," then deleted the thread.
Oh, and whoever asked, "Don't you ever let Meowrik talk?" obviously hasn't read the whole thing because I was wondering why he wasn't talking much and he said he was playing a game. Hhahahah, good thing he was playing that game or he would've probably blocked me.
Note: This wasn't directed to anyone who has previously posted. I posted this based off the previous posters' comments (and comments to people who are going to be giving me crap in these threads soon...)
My face takes up a large portion of my head.
Title: Re: This Will Inform You in Horrible Form...
Post by: Luigison on July 29, 2004, 10:03:00 AM
*says something good about a car
Title: Re: This Will Inform You in Horrible Form...
Post by: The Big Boo on July 29, 2004, 10:52:28 AM
If I knew everyone was going to hate it, I would've just not posted it. But hey, that's just me.
Edited by - The Big Boo on 7/29/2004 9:53:39 AM
Title: Re: This Will Inform You in Horrible Form...
Post by: Markio on July 29, 2004, 10:59:16 AM
Actually, I watch Pimp my Ride a lot, but never said anything because of all the imagined posts I'd get. So go drill a different parka, you bagel digesting people that don't like cars.
BTW, I'm in a weird happy mood because my mom had coffee this morning and was pretending she was fighting me so our dog which hates violence would get mad and come over to us and bark and stuff, and I'm not sure why I'm hyper or telling you guys this, because I didn't eat anything yet today and I have to take a shower. OK, bye.
I wish I was in the forest with a dragon right now.
Title: Re: This Will Inform You in Horrible Form...
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 29, 2004, 03:07:41 PM
Sorry, I didn't mean to insult you. I just noticed that the TrainmanAmtrak:Meowrik ratio was substantially high when you skim the page.
"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant