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Title: Double-Jointed
Post by: boomstix on September 17, 2004, 05:58:16 PM
What are the crazy feats that you or someone you know can do?

a girl at my school can bend her middle finger all the way back so that it touches her arm

Your mama''s so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 17, 2004, 07:25:16 PM
I can bend my left pointer back to my arm.
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: Vidgmchtr on September 17, 2004, 09:19:30 PM
My fingers can go straight back a little....
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: TEM on September 17, 2004, 11:03:15 PM
I have 2, count 'em, 2 Hitchhikers Thumbs.

Egg Power
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: Insane Steve on September 17, 2004, 11:17:29 PM
I have a double-jointed right thumb and a double-jointed right big toe. Only the right side. Not the left.

I also have myraid other talents, the bulk of which:

1: Have been reiterated enough times on this forum to find yourself, or
2: Should not be divulged. Ever.

~I.S.~
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: boomstix on September 18, 2004, 08:14:49 AM
the only talent that I have is as follows:

most people can make their tongues in a
\/ shape. I can not only do that, but I can make my tongue into a \/\/\/ shape

Edited by - boomstix on 9/18/2004 7:16:02 AM
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: Markio on September 18, 2004, 08:29:38 AM
I have a duoble jointed right thumb which I can also bend back and point to my pinky from behind my index finger.  What I mean is, if you ever just point your thumb like when you make a fist, so it looks like an upside down "L",  I can do that but pull it back so it's pointing from behind my index finger.

Everything is as smooth as sandpaper pajamas.
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: Vidgmchtr on September 18, 2004, 08:44:28 AM
I forgot I also have Hitchhiker's thumbs.
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: Luigison on September 18, 2004, 02:35:12 PM
*Attempts to push the "Z" button with out breaking a finger.

*Fails.

I guess that means I am not double-jointed.
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: Deezer on September 18, 2004, 08:58:59 PM
That would make you no-jointed, actually.

Hmm, this thread needs more pictures! ;)
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: Popple on September 19, 2004, 12:21:52 AM
bend over backwards.



Let me away from this boulder!

Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: boomstix on September 19, 2004, 07:54:16 AM
I'm not even gonna touch that one

Your mama''s so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: Trainman on September 19, 2004, 01:59:00 PM
That picture is extremely grotesque.

Gray, the color of her eyes as if menacing clouds hang overhead
When anger strikes the goodness of her heart slate gray pierces you with a sudden chill making you give in to those beautiful eyes
But when she`s happy her eyes brighten as if the Sun shines through the opaqueness of the threatening clouds; you can`t help but smile

I want you... Only you
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: Deezer on September 19, 2004, 09:25:28 PM
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: Suffix on October 16, 2004, 10:20:19 PM
 Err... I have opposable thumb-toes (I can pick up many different items with my feet). Whoopee...

 -Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 16, 2004, 10:32:30 PM
Hey, I do that all the time. I don't know if that's odd or not.
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: Vidgmchtr on October 16, 2004, 11:49:13 PM
No, it isn't. I can do it too.
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: TEM on October 17, 2004, 07:05:59 AM
Me three, we should start a club, "The Union of  Hand-Footed Fungians".

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 17, 2004, 10:20:19 AM
I can dislocate my left thumb, pop out my collarbone, wiggle my ears, and make the underside of my mouth expand and shrink like a frog.

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Double-Jointed
Post by: Red Paratroopa on October 17, 2004, 05:55:16 PM
I can dislocate my head, bend my shins, twist my left elbow around my right knee, misplace my hip, unhinge my two front teeth, relocate my family, wiggle my ears with my nostrils, and do that finger thing where only the first joint bends while the others stay straight.

"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi