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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Luigi #98 on December 31, 2004, 07:16:23 PM
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Edited by - Luigi #98 on 1/1/2005 10:44:52 AM
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Edited by - Luigi #98 on 1/1/2005 10:45:23 AM
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To be honest, this is really stupid. And swearing (even if one letter's censored) will get you banned... again.
I am feeling fat, and sassy!
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 1/1/2005 8:33:25 AM
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....Again..?
You better not mess with me or I''ll give you one serious cow lick.
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What the? I was ready to write in this one because of it's awesome title but all the previous brilliant prose is erased! I shall restart it on my own, mayhap.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Sorry, I thought it so stupid I didn't want it to be read again.
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Stupid is the proper tone for this story. I wouldn't have it any other way. Do you want to restart, or shall I?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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go ahead
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Lemony nitendos was on his deathbed. He had lived a good life (or at least an eventful one) and was now about to close his eyes for the last time. As he lay there, almost in a dream, his life seemed to start over. Over to right before the very first unfortinate event happened.
His birth.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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You know, Luigi #98, that could have been a very good story. Maybe Mario, Peach, Luigi and Daisy, along with their family pet, Yoshi, could be sent to the evil Count Kamek, while the Koopa Kids plus Bowser Jr could be sent to the kindly but short-sighted Toad Toad.
Stupid, but it's an idea.
Hey-- wait! This is my 50th post! YAHOO! I'm-a Luigi Simpson, number one!
Edited by - Luigi Simpson on 1/18/2005 2:29:58 AM
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Lemony nitendos looked around, taking in his first view of the world. "IF I'M GOING DOWN, I'M TAKING THE REST OF YOU WITH ME!" a policeman screamed, and busted down the door. The bartender hid and polished his glasses. The next thing Lemony nitendos knew, he was flying through the air and singing a song. No one knew what the song was about since he couldn't form words yet. What happened next was the most unfortinate event yet: He landed on the piano and began to play "Wabash Cannonball"!
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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Hey Luigi Simpson, "I'm-a Luigi Simpson, number one!" would make a great sig for ya.
Yes, I have common sense. I''m just stupid.
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Thanks, MarlieMoo14! I shall change it immediately!
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alright, this is just stupid. It's goin on and on aboot somethings that's already gotten rid of. If you're gonna restart this Lizard dude, please start another topic.
Now then, can someone just close this already?
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It was a rather poor arrangement, so the crowd got antsy and started making soda pop. One crowd member (Henrico P. Henrico) added too much carbon before activating the Soda-matic and caused a small-scale explosion located precicely on Lemony nitendos's coordinates. unfortinately this caused Lemony to age by a factor of 5.
He found himself to be 9 years young.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Sadly, when he got up to change his shirt, the unexpected radiation unfortinately caused him to mutate into a small pteranodon. When he next awoke, he was sitting in a small warehouse in Soho. He had also grown an extra pair of antlers. Lemony nitendos opened the door, and catching his antlers on the doorjamb, went outside to see what there was to be seen. Suddenly, Henrico P. Henrico ambushed him and took him back to the place where he had been playing the piano, and explained to him that his existence had been a bad dream. While Lemony nitendos was considering this possibility, he woke up in a daze, and discovered he was still playing the piano. He decided to go for a good old rendition of "The Far Angled Manner." Unfortinately, no one had written the song, so he was forced to improvise.
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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Improvise he did, and he ended up composing the National Anthem of the now-defunct U.S.S.R. This was, of course, a rather unfortinate event because what good is an Anthem for a country that doesn't exist in your spacetime?
Lemony nitendos was sick of the piano by this time. He walked outside and straight into the alien abduction beam which was right through the door. He appeared on the bridge of the alien ship. A voice came.
"Hello Mr. nitendos. You have a choice to make."
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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"You can either join us in the Galactic Checkers Consortium, or be delivered to the Grand High Lord Quartermaster Frogbleam."
Lemony nitendos thought about this for a while. He decided he would follow the example of the little man he used to know down under the porch. He huddled into a ball, and crouched in that spot for several hours. This was an unfortinate decision, because that was a sign in the aliens' language that he wished to fight their strongest robot in a battle of witty repartee.
"WELCOME, YOUNG FRAMEDRAGGER," a heavy metallic voice said, a few minutes later. "WHAT IS IT YOU WISH TO DROP TO THE BOTTOM OF THE WELL?" It laughed. Lemony nitendos stood up and regarded the robot with an inquisitive eye. "WHEN I'M GOING TO THE SPACE DUMP..." the robot began, "I TEND TO BLOCK THE RADIATOR HOBBLING!" It laughed again, as if it had just told the funniest joke in the world. Lemony nitendos kicked the robot's third leg.
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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Only, this quite an unfortinate event seeing as the robot only had 2 legs. Lemony nitendoS had instead kicked the leg of the spice-thyme continuum, causing a rip in the entire pepper shaker. Quite unfortinate indeed.
Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 2/12/2005 11:16:39 PM
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How do I close this?
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The last of the Mohicans answered, "You can't!" and kicked the person who asked that question into a moat.
Lemony nitendos was seen passing by this, the moat of the Castle de Crowsmangegus in the year 4482. Unfortinately, he was standing directly under the drawbridge, which was being lowered as he spoke. He was actually mumbling incoherently to himself. He said, "Why do I have to walk through the grass in the middle of Fall when the leaves haven't finished furlongs and the greater the risk, the heavier the morlocks?"
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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Go check out my Lemony Nintendo!
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alright, this started out as a spoof on the original lemony snickets a series of unforunate events. alright? I just created thi because I was bored. Can you please start another topic and copy your own lemony nintendos. Not you zach, you're alright. I actually thought yours was pretty good.
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So, what you're saying is, you want this closed?
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Yes! Please!
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*raspberry* Too bad! You've sparked something that others want to remain! Mwahahahaha!
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actully, this would be the topic the topic I started so I should be able to choose whether people are allowed to help me make the story or not and I don't need any help.
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Actually, you were halted, and you gave others permission to continue it.
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Lemony nitendos was falling. He was falling fast, and he didn't know why. The last thing he remembered, he had stepped out of a bar in Mobile, Alabama, and suddenly found himself at the top of the Empire State Building. Unfortinately, when he stepped off the flagpole, he began to fall. Then he woke up in a pool of sweat. And some more aliens came to pick him up.
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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Permission is a very valued, yet dangerous thing.
They have permission, they have rights.
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''
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But if this is mine then I have the right to reply to it too. (like everyone else too of course)
Everything in the story exploded and another explosion to make sure nothing's left.
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Nothingness.
The most lonely of places. What to do when your universe has exploded, not once, but twice?
Lemony nitendos decided to do what comes after Part D. He invited his only friend, Henrico P. Henrico.
Crumpets were served.