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Have you ever said or did anything in front of the opposite sex, that really made you look stupid, and made you flare up like a hot tamalli? I'll tell mine later.
O world-egg, hear me.
I am Horus of millions of years.
I am lord and master of the throne
Freed from evil, I traverse the ages
and spaces that are endless.
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Probably. Actually, yeah, most of the past few years have centered around me doing that. I'll need to conjure up some repressed memories though.
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I know I have, but I really can't remember.
"You can milk anything with nipples."~Gaylord Focker
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Oh! I remember one, I was in 5th grade and we had to grade each others papers, I got to exchange with this really hot girl, anyways, at the time I was a drawing fanatic. So, me, not even thinking, I start to draw all over her paper. After about 3 quarters into grading, the teacher walks by me and sees it. She got so ticked, and the girl didnt know what to say. And me, what could I say? Answer="GOD! I'm such an idiot!" But that was about 5 years ago, I'll try to think of some more.
O world-egg, hear me.
I am Horus of millions of years.
I am lord and master of the throne
Freed from evil, I traverse the ages
and spaces that are endless.
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I have a whopper for ya. See, back when I was just an ignorant 7th grader, and just starting to like girls, I liked this one in particular and asked her out. She told me she had a boyfriend. Now, when I said ignorant, I MEANT ignorant, because at this point I didn't know that you couldn't have more than one. So I said "So?".
I got smacked so hard....
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I had one. It wasn't across different genders, but different religions. I told my friend I had Communion on the weekend. The conversation:
Me: I had Communion on the weekend!
Friend: Oh!
Me: When did you have your Communion?
Friend: Uh... I'm a Buddhist.
Me: (Awkward situation)
You know perfectly well that there should be a signature here. Well, I know too. Don''t get yourself caught up in the illusion that this is a signature- because it''s not.
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I have one that sort of qualifies in this great thread.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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I've got one that happened this year. I was walking in the hall when a girl passing me dropped her books. Being the nice guy that I am, I pick them up for her. Now while I was bent over, either she moved forward, or I did. Because when I stood back up, my head hit the bottom part of her breasts. To make it even worse, when I stood straight up, they were touching my chest. She just blushed and walked away. While I'm still standing there, wondering what just happened! Her and her GIRLFRIEND still politely harass me by, bumping into me in the hall, or stare at me and cover thier mouths and giggle while I'm at my locker. But I always ask myself "Why in the world does it always have to be the hot ones!?" She was a grade over me too, which makes it worse.
O world-egg, hear me.
I am Horus of millions of years.
I am lord and master of the throne
Freed from evil, I traverse the ages
and spaces that are endless.
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Ha! That one's funny. I recall doing some really stupid stuff in front of girls like in 5th grade that embarassed me so bad, but I can't remember exactly what they were.
"You can milk anything with nipples."~Gaylord Focker
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Yeah, like way back in Grade 5...that's about the only time I ever embarassed myself in front of a girl. Now I have no problem, and I've been involved in various relationships since the beginning of high school.
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I am the best person in existance!
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Yeah, it seems like I always used to do stuff stupid in front of girls before, now I do lots less dumb stuff.
"You can milk anything with nipples."~Gaylord Focker
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I can't think of any now, but wanted to say that I very much liked Lizard Dude's story. Good writing, great topic, and LOL ending.
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XD to LD's story.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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I think it's funny that people are posting replies here to stuff in "(insert adjective here) stories." And funny/not funny that so many people hadn't read your story before, which has been on the first page of that thread for close to two years now. I'm including myself in these comments.
It's a mystery to me what your story has to do with Pokémon, but I also really enjoyed it. You did an excellent job stretching out time with a very detailed paragraph and then speeding it back up again with a single sentence that is packed with action. I love writing that is written in the same way as the events it describes (when appropriate and well executed, both of which are true in this case). It's like fast and slow editing (cutting, specifically) in film, which is vital for setting the pace of action.
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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Being the cool guy that i am i dont really have to many girl problems, except for stalkers. the ones that stare at you in class and ask you dumb questions just to talk to you like, hey can i borrow a pencil, even though that ones not to dumb. but anyways, i dont really recall being stupid in front of chicks. Only awkward moments are my only delimmeas, like talkin bout stuff in class and everyone starts crackin up and smilin and stuff when the teacher talks bout it. but thats all i know of for me.
As i said before...
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marioassistant: Ok then.
When I was in 3rd grade I had a "rivalry" with this girl (BTW I'm a boy). She was always sorta mean to me and stepped on my feet which really ticked me off. So one day she stepped on my foot and I so fed up that I told on her. The gym teacher said "Oh, that's ok, when girls step on your feet that means they like you". The girl blushed and never EVER stepped on my foot again. Now guess what? I have the hots for that girl! Yay!
If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?
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I pledge allegiance to my double-post,
In The Mushroom Kingdom Fungi Forums
And to the pwn-ness
For which it stands
One post,
Under the mods
Undeletable
For annoyance
and inconvenience
For all
If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?
Edited by - boomstix on 4/10/2005 6:45:45 PM
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I don't have awkward moments. I just stand there and try to get them off of me.
If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?
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I am not at liberty to discuss my personal past.
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I had a girlfriend back in second grade. We would sit with each other at the ten minute two-o-clock recess and talk about whatever. That was probably my best experience with a girl. Ah, the good old days when stereotypes and looks didn't matter, before hormones and social class and more homework, and when I knew how to talk to people without screwing up somehow.
“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.†-Atticus Finch
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I love how Luigison and boomstix have been able to turn double posts into good things.
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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Thanks. I like boomstix too. It's not Undeletable though.
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(About mariosassitant's first post) Wow, buddy. That's the best lie I've ever hear you tell! (In real life, or on the posts.)
"You can milk anything with nipples."~Gaylord Focker
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(About mariosassitant's first post) Wow, buddy. That's the best lie I've ever hear you tell! (In real life, or on the posts.)
"You can milk anything with nipples."~Gaylord Focker
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I'm not a very social type of person, but on account of my own social ineptitude I've managed to cram a lot of embarrassing things into my limited associations with girls. But if you don't mind, I'll just skip talking about these things (some of them are pretty awful).
Re: boomstix's double-post: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"You know what we''re having for supper tonight? Boneless, skinless chicken chests." ~My Mom
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What the heck happened? There was a stupid error message, but my post still came through; so I ended up double-posting. It's no use trying to top boomstix's DP, though.
Edited by - smfan1085 on 4/11/2005 9:22:54 PM