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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Glorb on July 18, 2005, 07:22:46 AM
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Rememeber those old "What If?..." comic books published by Marvel? Well, Here you can post your own "What If?" ideas. I'll start you off:
What If?...Mario weren't Italian?
Now answer that!
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Then all the place names in Super Mario Sunshine would be German.
What if Bowser had a time machine?
"It's impossible this way!"
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Then Nintendo would make an Edutainmet game called Bowser's Time Machine
What if Monkeys ruled Mario's brain?
YOSHIS RULE
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He would be saving Princess Banana
What if Mario never got Luigi back from Baby Bowser?
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Luigi would become Bowser's evil right hand man.
What if Mario had never saved Subcon, even though it's just a dream?
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Mario would go on through life normally.
What if Mario still wore a blue shirt and red overalls?
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He'd still where a blue shirt and red overalls.
What if the NES controller would have been somewhat ergonomical?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Then my fingers wouldn't be deformed.
What if Princess actually wanted to stay with Bowser?
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They would have very ugly Koopa Kids.
What would happen if Mario visited the Princess and she said, "Sorry Mario, but our princess is in another castle!"
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Her head would explode with confusion.
What if Mario were deformed by radiation?
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Then he would join the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
What if Nintendo decides to stop making Mario games
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They would make more Zelda, Metroid, Pokemon and Kirby games.
What if Mario were a tentacle?
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Edited by - Glorb on 7/20/2005 11:09:21 AM
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Then the whole world will be devoured by cream cheese.
What would happen if I didn't have my clavicles and olvie jars to give away?
"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
Edited by - Tingrio on 7/20/2005 11:11:09 AM
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Then Gene Rayburn would be sad...
What if this question ended with a question mark.
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It would be a gramatically correct sentence.
What if Bowser kidnapped Daisy for a living, instead of Peach.
Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
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Then it would be called: Super Luigi Bros.
What would happen if Luigi turned evil?
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Luigi's Mansion would've been a very short game.
What if it was all a dream?
"It's impossible this way!"
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We'd wake up and get on with our lives.
What if Mario shaved his mustache?
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He'd be less popular among female players.
What if all Yoshis were one color?
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It would be hard to tell which one was Boshi and Yoshi.
What if Mario had never opened The Thousand Year Door?
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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He'd open the Nine Hundred, Ninety-Nine-Year Door instead.
What if Mario were host on a game show?
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He'd be attacked by all the Koopas and Goombas who are guests.
What if Birdo was really a bird?
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Then we'd all be happily playing the next Mario game instead of staying awake all night wondering wheather Birdo was really a bird.
What if Mario and Luigi were girls?
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Then we have "Super Maria Sisters."
What if the culprit in SMS wasn't Bowser Jr.?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 7/24/2005 7:53:47 AM
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Then Mario Kart Double Dash would have one less retarded character.
What if you got hit by lightning in Mario Kart but you were already small?
Got Bird? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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A magical fairy will come to vomit on you.
What if Mario's name was Oiram and Luigi's was Igiul?
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Then their names would be backwards.
What if Mario grew a beard?!
11/24 stones
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Then he'd be itchy and distracted, and Bowser would bite his face.
What if seagulls took over planet GLKJPNOOOOOOOOOOOOORNBHQ?
Edited by - The Almighty Voice on 8/2/2005 5:29:19 PM
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Then the whole universe would explode as we know it.
What if a fat guy at a beach fell into the water at 675 MPH?
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Then he would be wet.
What if Wario and Waluigi were had enemies called Mawario and Luwaluigi?
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Then it would be creepy.
What if Mario got into hang-gliding?
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Then mario wouldn't have to swim.
What if Mario had 100 arms?
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He'd be very freakitated.
What if dogs could talk?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!"
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Then humans could bark.
What if Mario worked out by lifting weights?
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Then he would become a superficial jerk.
What if aliens disguised themselves as keyboards?
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Then none of us would be here. *ACK*! My keyboard! It's gone nuts! SAVE YOUR-AAAAAAAA!
*Dusts himself off and purchases new keyboard*
What if Mario had a lightsaber?
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Then he would be like BIZOWWWW and Bowser would be all PREOWWWW and they'd be doing all these cool moves with their light sabers and then Bowser would say: "Mario, I'm not your father." And Mario would say: "...Yeah, I know..." and then defeat him.
What if Mario came to our world?
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 8/3/2005 10:33:25 AM
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He would bring war and destruction and send armies of doom across the land to eat our Mario-infected children. Then he would, like, buy a donut or whatever.
Ej'sy ogde Oja, fof m"yntr-sl nu l'rnp stod?
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Jeso m'id ol;die pntsam j.
What if there is no afterlife?
“I’m wearing my anti-gravity pants!†–NE89
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Then everybody would make friends with worms, and the Aithiests would be happy.
What if it was called "Deinsoupa auft Maurach Broteinhapfteig" instead of Super Mario Bros.?
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
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Then everyone would thave to labor day after day, trying to fit that title onto a game box.
What if Mario was a Koopa?
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/3/2005 5:50:01 PM
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Then Bowser would be human.
What if you had super speed?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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I'd walk faster.
What if Nintendo created a Mario robot capable of strong AI?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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They would put it to work in the Nintendo acid mines.
What if Mario was a German alien?
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
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Luigi would be very sad.
What if Toad blew himself up with a time bomb?
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Then Peach would PRETEND that it was an accident so it didn't attract the media too much.
What if Wario was not fat?
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 8/4/2005 12:11:02 PM
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Walugi would be much bigger.
What if a Yoshi ate up your homework?
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I'd have an awesome excuse for school.
What if Mario was an evil super robot flaming alien spider ninja turtle samauri from space AND the fifth dimmension?
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
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Then... He'd always win everything.
What if?
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Don't "What If" me!!!
What if Mario was a hedgehog and Sonic was a plumber?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Mario would scare little kids and Sonic would probably blow up a septic tank with his speed.
What if Sonic the Hedgehog fought Mario in various locations across the world in an awesome computer game by someone who's name rhymes with "Lorb" and a title that rhymes with "Fario merus Wonic Pearled Sore"?
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
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Then the "lorb"-rhyming person would probably distribute it among people.
What if there was just a tiny bit less gravity on Earth?
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We would all float into space where are heads would implode from the awesome pressure.
What if everyone on Earth was a 906 pound giant?
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Then life would be dramatic, and when someone fell it would shake the whole town.
What if Mario murdered Yoshi?
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I am the best person in existance!
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Then all the Yoshis would attack Mario like the chicken/pigs do to Link in Zelda games.
What if MegaByte made a Nintendo game?
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It would be highly successful and most likely would have a robot in it at some point.
What if birds could fly?
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Then fish could swim.
What if Luigi's Mansion had a sequel?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Luigi would make so much money that his brother would be out of a job.
What if Mario was never missing?
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Then the forums entrance page would say "Do you hate Mario's time Machine and feel like telling the whole world?
What if Super Mario 128 came out yesterday?
You say you want a {Nintendo}revolution, well, you know, we all want to change the world
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Then I'd be just semi-excited today.
What if you discovered ninja turtles in your local sewers and no one else knew about them?
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Then I'd come go down in the sewers with them, eat pizza, and become the new Teenage Mutant Ninja...The Blue Toad! That would be nice.
What if Bowser just decided he didn't really WANT to be evil?
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
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Then Mario would have to find some crazy dude from off the streets to be the villian. And then the stocks and profits would fall.......
What if Bowser used the Star Rod to turn Mario into a goomba?
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Then Mario would be a goomba.
What if Mario was a Nazi?
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
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Then the Mushroom Kingdom would be ruled by the fair Princess Hitler.
What if Mario had a little conciense named Jiminy Cricket?
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Then I'd smash the little bug.
What if there were NO SURVIVORS?
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Then there would be NO SURVIVORS.
What if all my answers weren't so literal?
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
Edited by - Glorb on 8/7/2005 10:07:01 AM
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Then they would be hypothetic.
What if Wario slept through all of his Game Boy adventures?
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Then it would turn into a very boring game.
What if I didn't just answer that?
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
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Then I would.
What if I didn't ask this, but instead asked about the weather?
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
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Then I would hit you with a trout.
What if Mario was scared of everything except for Poison Mushrooms?
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He would eat one, and then he would die a horrible, painful death.
What if Toad yelled a chain chomp was going to eat him?
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Then he'd say, "Look, a chain chomp."
What if Mario had 1000000 brothers?
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Mario DID have 1000000 brothers, but they got so annoying that he killed them all! MuHAHA! But he obviously liked Luigi and only kept him alive (or Luigi went to the Groceries while MArio was on a killing spree and when he got back Mario turned over a new leaf, decided to never kill, and learn to live with Luigi).
What if you ran into Luigi while in the grocery store?
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
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Then I'd say, "Hey pal!"
What if you cought a Cheep-Cheep whilst fishing?
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Then a giant Bubba Cheep Cheep would come up and eat you.
What if Doki Doki Panic was never used as Super Mario 2?
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Then they would go forward in time and use Crash Bandicoot and replace Crash with Mario.
What if Nintendo killed off Mario and replaced him with Peach?
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
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The whole series would blow monkey chunks.
What if Mario had traveled to the real world to drink a glass of milk?
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Then someone would say: "Hey! Some little italian dude is drinkin' my milk!....That MY milk!...He got NO right drinkin' it!"
What if Ghonolorc was a word?
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
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Callard would abandon his business partner for a Bowser that was scarier.
What if landscapes were like the optical side of a CD?
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That everything would be all trippy and we'd have seizures after the sunrise.
What if Spider-Man kept on his Venom suit for too long, then it escaped and fused with Thor and then Mario? (Semi-actual story from original What If? comics)
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)