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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: kurtvegita on July 27, 2005, 06:14:57 AM
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I'm going to post this in three parts so you can read this will come out sooner
Survival on Yoshi’s Island 2
Welcome again to Yoshi’s Island!
The rules of the game are simple Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, DK and Bowser are on Yoshi’s island waiting to outlast each other. Their journals will be published here.
Pre-interviews
Mario
Interviewer: So you won the prize money last game, what did you end up doing
Mario: Well I kinda lost it…
I: No Pizza?
M: I had the Pizza but the money disappeared, I had to do dishes
I: What do you think happened to it?
M: I think Yoshi took it, good for nothing green egg laying dinosaur
I: I think the producer will start making more of these survival stories if they get good ratings
M: Oh, I’d like to play in a lot more of these things. Everything I say in this interview is confidential right?
I: Ya, it won’t be published
M: Good, well anyway I might as well confess that there’s this restaurant that serves the greatest Yoshi burgers
I: Really what’s it called?
M: Mario’s, I don’t even know why yoshi’s should live, I mean they aren’t that smart!
I: Racist huh? Well that’s it, I guess I’ll be seeing you in a little while
M: Bye
I: Bye
Luigi
Interviewer: Hi again
Luigi: Hi I’m still mad about last time!
I: So this time your gonna win?
L: Ya. Ummm… how was I supposed to know no books? Wario gave it to me
I: Did you read the rules?
L: I didn’t get a rule sheet
I: You didn’t!?
L: Well DK ate his and took mine and ate it
I: That’s pretty sad, letting a monkey beat you up
L: HE DIDN’T BEAT ME UP
I: Ya, sure whatever you say
L: HE DIDN’T BEAT ME UP HONESTLY!!!
I: Well I guess you’ll be seeing your brother shortly
L: I guess
Wario
Interviewer: Hi Wario how are you doing
Wario: I’m hungry
I: Well you can get food from the snack bar after the interview
W: I’m still hungry
I: Well do you have anything to say before you go
W: Ya can I have a light
I: Sorry no matches
W: Any cigarettes?
I: Sorry no
W: Cigars?
I: NO!!!
W: Loser
I: Dumb fat slob!
W: that hurt
I: Sorry
W: It’s alright
I: Any last words?
W: Ya
I: Tell us please
W: No
I: huh???
W: Fine I STOLE MARIO’S MONEY MWAHAHAHA
I: Bye
W: Loser
Waluigi
Interviewer: Hello, first time?
Waluigi: Ya, have a light
I: Sorry I don’t
WL: (bleeped out)
I: Hey Wario, get out of here!
Wario: I WANT MONEY FOR SODA MACHINE!!!
I: NO GET OUT, SUCERITY!!!
WL: I have a dumb brother
I: Look who’s talking
WL: …
(Waluigi leaves)
DK and Bowser refused to do an interview, something about we make everyone look bad
Edited by - kurtvegita on 9/30/2005 7:20:54 PM
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I think Wario might pull it off if he eats everything he can. That would be great.
"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
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Team 1 East
Team 2 West
Team 3 South
Mario Survival Journal
Day 1:
Luigi is being an idiot as usual. At least he built me a shelter
Day 2
We’re looking for a water source. I was on the west side of the island last time now I’m on the East
Day 3
Luigi caught a squirrel, he wouldn’t let me have any
Day 4
We’re running out of water I better go back and get more, I’m taking the journal with me don’t trust Luigi
Day 5
YOSHI’S HELP!!!! HEL-!!!
(Rest Blank)
Luigi Survival Journal
Day 1
Mario is being a creep as usual. He demanded I bring him M & M’s only the red color. I think the silence got to him
Day 2
I found some water but I’ll tell Mario in a day or two
Day 3
I caught a squirrel, Mario wanted it all, I only gave him half
Day 4
Mario found out about the water, he’s going to get more
Day 5
Mario hasn’t come back, I’m scared
Day 6
I’m gonna go out looking for Mario
Day 7
I found his Journal on the ground. It looks like he’s in trouble
Day 8
I tracked down an angry gang of yoshis. They had a newspaper with Mario’s face on it, big red text run across saying RACIST
Day 9
The yoshis are asleep, Mario’s gagged and tied up, I’m going in
Day 10
Called a helicopter for Mario I went with him
Day 11
(blank)
Wario Survival Journal
Day 1
I’m gonna doodle on Waluigi’s notebook
Day 2
I’m a stupid fat slob!
Sorry that was Waluigi he got my thing when I wasn’t looking
Day 3
I found DK and Bowser’s encampment
Day 4
I raided DK’s hut and took his bananas
Day 5
My bananas are gone
Day 6
NOOO!!!! DK and Bowser found where we are
Day 7
HELP THEY’RE AFTER US!!!
Day 8
I think we lost them, Ahhhhhh!!!!!! Help!!!!
Day 9
I don’t know where Waluigi went off. I ate DK again
Day 10
I saw a helicopter, I started a fire to try to get it’s attention. Maybe it had a nickel for the soda machine
Day 11
I broke the soda machine by trying to fit a carved rock into it. I got a soda though… Garlic flavor, I love getting (bleeped) off this stuff!
Day 12
I found a small goomba, I jumped on it, it made a farting sound.
Day 13
I found this ? box and when I ate it. Then a pipe came up. I’m gonna go in and explore
Day 14
I’m in the pipe. I heard a flush, I ran into a spicy meatball. It didn’t taste that good.
Day 15
Piranha plants are coming up I need to get out quickly.
Day 16
I decided to eat them
Day 17
I’ve been the pipe for 4 disturbing days… and I’m too fat to get out
Day 18
How did a soda machine get on the island anyway?
Day 19
I think I’m getting thinner. I can actually see my arms!
Day 20
I found a piece of cake… I’m as big as a house again
Day 21
Just a thought (I don’t do that much, it hurts so I’ll stop) I heard a flush when I found the cake
Day 22
I was scratching my butt when I decided to wipe my *** with the last sheet of paper, so this will be my last log entry
Waluigi Survival Journal
Day 1
I’m a skinny toothpick and I can’t eat for ****
**** Wario wrote that, he’s a *****
Day 2
I’m gonna get revenge on Wario. He saw me write in his journal so my daily beating was extended to 2 hours.
Day 3
We found DK and Bowser’s encampment so we raided it for fun. Wario ate the tent
Day 4
I went after Bowser’s camp but couldn’t find anything of value. I’m out of food, Wario ate all of mine
Day 5
I stole Wario’s bananas, he’s gotten too fat on this trip anyway
Day 6
I let DK and Bowser know where we are so they will terrorize Wario
Day 7
I’m leaving old cheese puffs on the floor for a trail so DK and Bowser can follow
Day 8
Cheese puffs are all gone, Wario was fishing around in my pockets
Day 9
I went off with Bowser for effect and to freak out Wario. Bowser and I went fishing, we’re good buddies now
Day 10
I saw a broken soda machine, Wario must of gotten to it. It had cigarettes and a lighter SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR!!!
(Day 11-14 blank)
Day 15
Well it’s over, I trashed Bowser’s notebook so he can’t win, I only have to worry about DK and I think he ate his (DK’s a freak of nature). Wario probably gave up by now. The only thing that would keep him around if he was trapped in a pipe or something
DK’s Survival Journal
Day 1
UG HUNGRY
HOOPAHLOOGALALA
(rest seems to have been eaten)
Well we can’t find Wario so we’re going on a search party, we’ll pick off when Waluigi left
Day 14
We didn’t find anything yet
Day 15-17
All we found was DK’s skeleton
Day 18
We found a soda machine that was broken
Day 19-22
Still nothing
Day 23-25
We found a warp pipe with something moaning down there
Day 26
We lowered a rope. Whatever is down there ate it
Day 27
We found out it was Wario, he was ranting about Mario and his chipmunk suit or something
Well Wario won because he stayed on longer
We’re coming out with the Post interview in a little while
Edited by - kurtvegita on 7/29/2005 5:52:51 PM
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It was so funny that I almost cried. Wario is such a big, fat dumb idiot. That rocked.
"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
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Thanks, I still have to think up the ending interview though, wanna help?
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Hmmmmm........I might need a little time to come up with a good idea. I might think of something. Again, great story.
"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
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I almost had an accident. I probably would have if I didn't fall on the floor to stop reading for a moment.
My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Interviewer: So Wario, how does it feel to be a winner?
Wario: It's my first time actually, I feel a strange feeling in my head, I think it's all of the mushrooms I ate.
I: Are you gonna see a doctor
W: NOOOO, they poison you when your not looking. Last time he turned me into a frog!
I: (looks strangely at Wario)
W: Well I'm better now!
I: Riiigggghhhht
W: Got a light?
I: As a matter of fact I do.
W: Thanks. (Wario lights up match and cigar)
W: *BELCH* (Wario's burp hits match and match reacts like a flamethrower lighting the room on fire)
W: WASN'T ME!!!
I: YOU IMBISILE!!! YOU KNEW WE WERE ON A PLANE!!!
Pilot: TOWERING INFERNO!!!
W: NOOOOO!!! Anyway I'm taking 2 of the 3 parachutes, which means one of you has to stay he-
P: Yoink! (Pilot jumps off with parachute)
(Wario knocks out interviwer and takes parachutes)
W: *&%$ I really needed three to support me
(Wario is falling... falling... falling... to his demise.
Mario: A shooting star look!
Luigi: AHHHH MARIO IT'S COMING OUR WAY!!!
(Plane smashes into Mario's house)
L: Mario are you alright?
M: Yah, why?
(Wario smashes Mario)
L: NOOO MARIO!!!
W: WHAT THE **** THERE'S SOMETHING SHOVED UP MY ***. MARIO I SHOULD OF KNOW IT WAS YOU, YOU MIJETY BROWN NOSER!!!
Edited by - kurtvegita on 9/19/2005 3:26:39 PM
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Ahaha. Want to make a third with a free for all with Peach, Daisy, and Toad? I'm ready to die of laughter again if you don't mind...
My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Ya, I'm already making a third. I havent written anything, just planned it. It's gonna be something about mario leading an army of goombas against wario who is devouring all of yoshi's island's food supply and destrying all the plants with his bad breath... at least something like that