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Title: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Mr. Koopa on August 21, 2005, 05:54:43 PM
I played a lot of Mario games and wonder, how did Bowser have 7 kids? Did he do it with Peach? Does he have a deceased wife? I need answers because it's kind of hard to sleep thinking about it.
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 21, 2005, 05:55:52 PM
There are no answers, you just have to use your imaginaaation!

Ummm…Signature…?
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Mr. Koopa on August 21, 2005, 06:00:07 PM
I'm scared of my imaaaaagination. Now because of you, I imagine Bowser wearing a leather suit and holding a whip.
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 21, 2005, 06:54:30 PM
That's a tough one. He either got em' from Wal-Mart, or Mr. Miyamoto isn't tellin' the whole story!

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Vidgmchtr on August 21, 2005, 09:10:02 PM
I'd like to think he just found some female koopa and then killed her after she fulfilled his wishes.

Or, he could've just used one of those magic wands from the kings of some of the lands to either create them out of nowhere, or transformed the people of the lands into a koopaling.
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Markio on August 21, 2005, 09:21:11 PM
I like to think that his wife left him after he used his seven kids for his evil schemes, but she had gotten "seeded" for her eight child, Bowser Jr., before she left.  Then she had her eighth child, she made up with Bowser, and died.

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 21, 2005, 09:23:25 PM
I wonder what ever happened to them after Mario defeated them? Did they die, or did they run away? And what about Bowser Jr. and Koopa Kid? So many questions left without answers! I think Bowser got busy! What a guy, no?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Mr. Koopa on August 22, 2005, 07:06:31 AM
Sorry about the signature...
I'm having computer problems...

"I love that place! I always win because Every time I put a dollar in the machine I get 4 quarters!"
-Chris Griffin from Family Guy
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: kamikaze koopa on August 22, 2005, 10:58:18 AM
My theory is that since the Koopa Klan is profficient with the dark arts, Bowser used magic to clone himself in order to create a rightful heir and got the seven Koopa Kids; each one of which representing a different part of his own personality.  However, since none of them were complete, he made an eighth clone that embodied all of these traits, which ended up being Bowser Jr.

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"The bigger they are, the harder I fight."
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Mr. Koopa on August 22, 2005, 01:18:21 PM
Surrrre...
Why not?


"I love that place! I always win because Every time I put a dollar in the machine I get 4 quarters!"
-Chris Griffin from Family Guy
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: HolyAarom on August 22, 2005, 03:19:58 PM
Maybe Bowser adopted them.

Mario, Mario, He''s our man, If he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound, no one can!
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Markio on August 22, 2005, 07:05:06 PM
Ah, who are we kidding?  He probably got them from some glitch in SM64 or something.

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 22, 2005, 07:11:27 PM
As the page on TMK describes... he does "The Wild Koopa Dance."
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Deezer on August 22, 2005, 08:07:51 PM
Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Mr. Koopa on August 22, 2005, 08:16:38 PM
Hold on Hold on Deezer...
I know that much, I just need to know the women...
I learned that part a while ago...

"I love that place! I always win because Every time I put a dollar in the machine I get 4 quarters!"
-Chris Griffin from Family Guy
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Screech on August 24, 2005, 03:48:35 PM
Someone said a long time ago in another topic that he believed the koopa kids were the result of the stork getting even with the koopa clan for kidnapping him in YI.
As soon as I read it, I decided that it was true.
I couldn't tell you where bowser junior came from...

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you, and helping you be as successful as possible."
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Fifth on August 24, 2005, 09:30:58 PM
Yeah, that was Roy Koopa1's theory.  I've cited it once or twice before.



1 A member of this board at one time or another.  Wrote really good fanfics.  Disappeared some time ago, but has occasionally popped back in (everyone always does).



Go Moon!

Edited by - Fifth on 8/24/2005 8:31:30 PM

Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Jman on August 24, 2005, 09:47:41 PM
"Did he do it with Peach?"

No, but marioguy did.  At least in his gross stories.

KISS?  What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts?  *Shudders*
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Markio on August 25, 2005, 07:39:31 AM
Dairy King never did...*sobs silently*

EDIT: Never did pop back in for a visit, I mean.

Edited by - Markio on 8/25/2005 6:40:12 AM
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on August 25, 2005, 11:16:34 AM
I like to think that he asexually reproduces. It makes sense in a way.

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Fez: Guys, what happens in Cat & Mouse if the cat is retarded?
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Mr. Koopa on August 25, 2005, 08:29:39 PM
Screech's theory makes sense to me...
in a Mario logic

"I love that place! I always win because Every time I put a dollar in the machine I get 4 quarters!"
-Chris Griffin from Family Guy
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Fifth on August 26, 2005, 12:47:38 AM
No, no!

Roy Koopa's theory!



Go Moon!

Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Mr. Koopa on August 26, 2005, 07:10:33 PM
Roy Koopa's theory?

"I love that place! I always win because Every time I put a dollar in the machine I get 4 quarters!"
-Chris Griffin from Family Guy
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Jin on August 26, 2005, 07:19:06 PM
I think that he made them in a lab or something.
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 26, 2005, 07:25:00 PM
I think we might have to ask Miyamoto........or Bowser, for that matter.

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Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: DeadAwake on August 26, 2005, 11:03:46 PM
I think he cooked them up in a pot.

 
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: gopher instinct on September 24, 2005, 01:46:42 PM
Easy. Planned parenthood.
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: BP on September 25, 2005, 03:31:00 PM
Hey, in SMS when Bowser Jr. was revealed in Pinna Park, why did Peach act all surprised? Wouldn't she know?

And then she guessed that he was bowser's son... As if she already knew. Super Mario Sunshine: Great gameplay, great graphics, horrible plot.

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: HolyAarom on October 06, 2005, 02:24:59 PM
It's not always about the plot.

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: Dud Bomb on October 15, 2005, 01:53:01 AM
you see peach gets herself kidnaped by bowser and bowser -has fun- with her and peach likes to be saved so mario can -have fun- with her

Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
Title: Re: Where did Bowser get his Kids?
Post by: HolyAarom on October 15, 2005, 08:08:00 AM
If Bowser "did it with peach," he would probably get so excited that he would burn her. Maybe if he did it with Peach, that explains Wendy O. Koopa.

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