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I know, I'm usually known for serious, thoughtful topics...usually...but I have noticed something about Bowser: Even though it's never seen on-screen, Bowser is like a swinger or something. Take a look at my 78,864th list:
The Koopa Cruiser: it looks like a total chick magnet.
Koopa Kids: There are, like, seven of them. I think that speaks for itself.
Bowser Baddies: Bowser has over a million lackies/cronies/goons/baddies/assistants. To get that many, he must have some serious street cred.
And besides, it's very well known that ladies men HATE Italian plumbers.
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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I love this topic. Thank you Glorb, you've made my day for real!

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Um...
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For real though, I'm guessing Bowser did all of this with magic......not.....the other thing.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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The previous two posts didn't make my day (what's left of it), but they did make me laugh.
"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
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Not too mention Baby Bowser these days, I'm guessing he comes from another mom then the other 7 Koopa Kids... And who the heck is the "Koopa Kid" in the Mario Party Games?
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Okay, don't make this turn into Mariology. That Koopa Kid was actually the result of a freak wormhole accident involving gravy that no one really likes to talk about anymore.
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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If you've ever played Yoshi's Island (a classic game that I highly recommend) you know that baby Bowser is Boswer as a baby. why Nintendo has the baby versions of Mario, Luigi and Bowser exist in the same universe as their adult forms is beyond me.
KISS? What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts? *Shudders*
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HaHAHA!!! This is so funny Glorb.
Mario Mario he''s our man, if he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound, no one can!
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Read the thing on TMK. He did the "wild koopa dance"
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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To this day, no matter how immature this sounds, each time I read that story I collapse into an uncontrollable s******ing fit.
I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
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Whoa, how did you happen across that spelunking thing, Koopaslaya?! It doesn't seem to be linked from anywhere in TMK anymore. I remember it because I read it once, but that was like four years ago.
For the record, "Mariology" has a 163-reply-large topic here, and it is also a word in the English language.
"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
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Baby Bowser =/= Bowser Jr. Baby Mario and Baby Luigi only coexist with their older counterparts in the sports/spinoffs. They're most likely not in continuity with the Mario Timeline. Then again Mario doesn't really have a set continuity. It's not that hard to understand really, it's like Super Sonic and Sonic coexisting in the fighting game or Goku, Vegita and Gogeta also coexisting in a fighting game.
The only Mario Platformer/RPG to have both of them is in the upcoming Mario & Luigi: Partners in time. And that's explained through time traveling.
Kelso: Guys this is a game of Cat & Mouse between me & Hyde. I''m gonna make him admit he''s been going out with Jackie behind my back.
Fez: Guys, what happens in Cat & Mouse if the cat is retarded?
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Is this Mariology? No. So stop talking about the stupid time paradoxes in the Mario games. Nintendo just makes wierd games, okay? No to be mean, but just ... stop it.
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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> You people are CRAZY! It's a GAME! Even more, it's a MARIO game! They have no plot! Why bother starting a topic on this when it has no plot to speak of. Besides, Mario parents are probably toasters or something.
Oh, you already knew about the Mariology topic. My bad. >_<
You might want to think twice about the negative Mariology opinions that you're flailing about, though. A topic in this board that receives over 100 replies is pretty darn successful, so there's little point in proclaiming that it's stupid, especially if it already has that many when you post in it for the first time. (For example, out of the 150 most recent topics in General Mario chat, only 7 of them have reached 100 replies. One of those 7 is Mariology (serious posts wanted).)
"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
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So you're saying that because I have somewhat negative opinions on something, I am a horrible person? I said that you take the Mario plotlines too seriously, not that I hate the topic and all the people who post on it.
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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Are you in any way a worse person than I am? Absolutely not. So I'm definitely not saying that.
You are awfully negative a lot of the time, but that's just the way you are, I guess. Pessimism is a philosophy of life or something like that, and I neither can nor want to try to take that from you. The same is true with Insane Steve, who has always openly claimed to be cynical and pessimistic. But something that Steve has never been, I think, is flamboyantly opinionated (i.e. in everyone else's face with it all the time) or outright rude. You, on the other hand, have had a tendency toward both, and that's what I keep posting about.
Maybe things have changed, and now behaving that way is considered acceptable in these forums. It certainly didn't used to be, though. So if I'm not getting after people when they're being like that, then I don't believe I'm doing a very good job as one of the admins. But if things have indeed changed, then I'm not sure why we even have mods or admins anymore.
"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
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Watoad, I used the nifty "search" function that Deezer ever so kindly placed on his website.
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Great, so I mention Mariology ONCE, just to say not to turn this topic into it, and Watoad attacks me for a blatantly misunderstood quote from months ago that has postively nothing to do with this topic. So now I reply and say that he is taking this the wrong way when it doesn't even have anything to do with him, and so he gets into a big rant about the deteriorating moral fibers of me and society. And now, as I reply, I know that this post will be rediculously blown out of proportion, and I will be attacked for insulting Watoad, the forums, and the American way of life. Or something like that.
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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Umm . . . your funeral?
Quite honestly, I'm getting tired of explaining myself. Do what you like. If you leap out of bounds again (like that time I edited your post and got you upset with me for the first time), then perhaps the other multitudes of mods and admins will step in so that you don't have to worry about me. If you eventually go out of control with that temper of yours—which I'm thinking and hoping won't happen—then I'll do what I have to do.
Truth is, banning people isn't fun. Yeah, CashCrazed, that's actually true. (Thank you for your nice posting habits since then, by the way. I really mean it.)
"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
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Oh, I forgot to say that if you want to hear advice from someone other than myself, then there's a thoughtful post of Markio's that talks about this very subject.
"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
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"Come on, people now...smile on your brother, everybody get together......try to love one another right now...."
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Thank you, PL. That was touching. Really. No sarcasm.
Now I have something to get off my chest:
You know what, Watoad? Just FORGET IT! I have no intention of starting a flame war. How about the Mods just close this topic? They have all the reason to. It has gone so off-topic, that it has died and been reincarnated as the Let's All Act Like Glorb Is A Horrible Person topic. So just close it, okay? I won't mind. But Watoad, just remember that you started this thing. First a few people begin to go all Mariology on the topic, and I object. Then you quote me from an entirely different topic from a few months ago, and I reply in a perfectly acceptable manner, then you act as if I am polluting the world with my evil deathrays, and then act as if I am out of bounds, and drive me to the point where I have no choice but to end this topic.
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
Edited by - Glorb on 9/19/2005 12:49:19 PM
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I had a bad feeling about the relations between you and me, being so on edge and all. So I talked to a few other mod/admin people about, and they assured me that I was okay. But perhaps they were just trying to be nice.
As you request, I take responsibility for the hard feelings between us.
As you do not request, I give you my honest apology for those hard feelings (which is to say that I mean it). I take no satisfaction in hurting people.
As you request, I will close this topic.
And finally, I resign all of my admin "powers" for a month as a final token of truth that I mean what I say.
"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude