TAKE HEED, BORED MORTAL! WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO BEHOLD MAY DISTURB YOU TO THE CORE OF YOUR BEING! THE CORE OF YOUR BEING, I TELL YOU!!
Roshan: Woah! Who said that?
Lampshade: Some abnoxious immortal guy, don’t know. Anyway, don’t you just hate this fogy forrest? It’s so creepy, man!
Roshan: It’s spelled ‘foggy’ and ‘forest’ according to spel chek. And yes I hate it. I also hate how the author of this story has almost no BORED experience and yet is talking about us like he has some kind of clue about us. I think he should be fired. Out of a cannon.
Loud Mysterious Voice: HE WHO SHOOTS HIS MOUTH OFF SHALL BE SHOT!!! *shoots at them with a BB gun but misses*
Lampshade: There’s that loud mysterious voice again, and he tried to shoot us this time. Pretty nonthreatening and irritating if you ask me. So where should we go now? Can we go to the—woah! Hold on! What’s that?
Roshan: It’s nothing. Just a four-headed fire-sneezing giraffe. Oh hold on… I think that’s a bad thing.
LS: Shall we run from the beast in sheer terror?
Roshan: Yes, let’s. Waaaaaaaaaaggghhhhh! *run away in sheer*
LS: Let’s get out of here! This way! *runs into a tree in the fog* No, this way!
Roshan: Oh no! It’s a mythical Griffith with razor sharp teeth and a snake tail!
LS: You mean Griffin?
Roshan: Yeah, Griffinth… whatever! This way! NO! It’s the U. “F.†O.!
LS: Monsters are everywhere in the forisd! Better go—AAAGGGH! It’s Derob, the giant evil robot n00b!
Derob: How do you destroy the forest again?
Roshan: Only one way left to go now! Gasp! *screams like a girl* Not him! Not… Wally T. Dukar! The evil Duke of Dukar with his magic Dukar wand!
LS: We’re surrounded! We’re going to die in this fogggy forrrest thanks to you! What the cheese do we do now? *eats some cheese*
Roshan: There is only one thing we can do now!
LS: The Dew? The chicken dance? Use your jet pack to escape?
Roshan: Nope. We must use… *deep breath*… the swored of BORED!!!
LS: Ynaaaaaaack! Not that! Are you crazy?! The sword of BORED is the most powerful and dangerous and sweet weapon in the whole BORED universe! It’s been rumored that anyone who uses it could destroy their planet in the process, reducing it to dukar. It’s supposed to be something you only use as a last resort, dude!
Roshan: I don’t care if I destroy all of Boredum by doing this. Our lives are at steak! I shall get out the 9 gems of BORED I have found and put them together to make the swored right now.
LS: Fine! Then I’m telling on you! *starts to run away*
Roshan: Come back here or I’ll take away your bread allowance! Now then while I do this, you distract them somehow.
LS: Ugh! Fine! *pulls a record player out of thin air and plays some sweet Mega Man music*
Enemies: MEGA MAN! SWEET!!
Roshan: Alright. First I’ll get out the Ennui gem and put it on the ground. Next the Incuriosity gem next to that one. Then the Indifference gem. Irksomeness! Lethargy! Monotony, Unconcem, Yawn, and finally Laziness!! *gems merge together and start to glow* That’s it! The sword appeareth! *rediculously huge gold sword appeareth*
LS: It’s huge! Rediculously huge! It should be illegal to have a sword that big! Even for this thread! Exclamation point!
Roshan the monstrous sword yielder: Now, you evil things… prepare to meat your dume! I… SHALL SMITE THEE!!!!
Chup Reporter: Good evening, BORED folks. Today Roshan just destroyed the world today with the very awersome swored of BORED.
LS: Am I the only one who can pronounce ‘sword’ correctly?!
CR: Probably. And also in the news… YR is clearly more insane than bored for doing all of that html work for squat. This… is BORED news. *gets hit by a cantaloupe* You’ll pay for that! *hurls coconuts back*
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Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/28/2005 9:09:29 AM