Video Games => Mario Chat => Topic started by: HolyAarom on September 27, 2005, 06:35:52 PM
Title: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: HolyAarom on September 27, 2005, 06:35:52 PM
Have you ever noticed something stupid in any Mario game?
Some Stupid things are: In SMB Mario can defeat Bowser but in games like MP4-6 Mario and friends take what Bowser does to them. When you lose a mini-game, Bowser burns whoever lost. If Mario lost, I just can't see how Mario can't just fireball him.
Mario pwns!
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: BP on September 27, 2005, 06:58:26 PM
The piantas (except in PMTTYD) Any of the new hosts for Mario Parties (twila? so glad I didn't get MP6!) Bowser Jr. (not the guy here at the forums, the poor excuse for a koopaling) The electrokoopas in SMS (Nintendo could've done way better on them) the rumors of Luigi in SM64 Believers of the rumors of Luigi in SM64
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: TEM on September 27, 2005, 07:05:42 PM
L is Real.
Time slowed and Reality bent. But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: AIph on September 27, 2005, 07:55:09 PM
It's stupid that Shadow Mario still takes your fludd in that one level even after he was already defeated.
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: BP on September 28, 2005, 12:58:30 AM
Which one? Oh, wait. It doesn't matter, he's always stupid.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: Toddathon on September 28, 2005, 05:39:30 AM
The whole Super Mario Sunshine storyline was extremely stupid.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: Suffix on September 28, 2005, 05:12:13 PM
I thought it was decent... I know at least that it wasn't when Bowser Jr. was introduced. Or was it?
Edited by - Suffix on 9/28/2005 4:12:52 PM
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 28, 2005, 05:38:32 PM
I love SMS in general, but the plot was kinda stupid. I loathe Koopa Kid and Bowser Jr. The original Koopalings are so much cooler.
Oh, and I hate Piantas. I want to kill them.....
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Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/28/2005 4:39:21 PM
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: BP on September 28, 2005, 07:02:38 PM
I thought it was stupid how no one else noticed that Shadow Mario was dark blue with glowing red eyes. Or is it a miniscule detail that Miyamoto didn't expect us to notice?
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: Jin on September 28, 2005, 07:10:26 PM
How can mario breathe that long in the water?
Edited by - mc_ryuu on 9/28/2005 6:10:52 PM
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 29, 2005, 06:53:46 PM
Well, I really liked the game SMS, and thought the Piantas and Nokis were good ideas, and overall thought the game was great.
I also think they could have done a better job on the electrikoopa things, though.
And, even though I loved both Paper Mario one and two, I think the puzzles could have been a little different.
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 9/29/2005 5:54:39 PM
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 29, 2005, 08:11:26 PM
"I thought it was stupid how no one else noticed that Shadow Mario was dark blue with glowing red eyes. Or is it a miniscule detail that Miyamoto didn't expect us to notice?"
What can you say? The Pianta's are selfish, stupid butt-ugly creatures. They might even believe some retard in a poorly made Yoshi costume IS Yoshi.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: BP on September 29, 2005, 11:06:38 PM
Toadsworth: Princess, look! On the statue's head! Peach: Mario?
STUPID!
Peach: I'm your mama? So you're Bowser's son?
So what, she's lookin' kinda guilty there.
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: Ultima Shadow on September 30, 2005, 03:17:29 AM
"How can mario breathe that long in the water?"
<sarcasm> You mean normal people can't swim that long, and if they stay under too long, they start to beep? </sarcasm>
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: Glorb on September 30, 2005, 10:46:01 AM
Isn't this sort of like my (long-dead) "Annoying Mario Stuff" topic?
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: CashCrazed on September 30, 2005, 06:43:07 PM
Mario can breathe through his feet. Put in SM64, get in some water and point directly down without actually submerging.
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: BP on September 30, 2005, 07:21:00 PM
That's not too bad... but they didn't fix it in SM64DS.
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 01, 2005, 12:59:25 PM
I hate how in Luigi's Mansion lightning can flash into some rooms (like the Twins' Room, Butler's Room, and Guest Room) despite the fact there are no windows. And in rooms at the back of the mansion lightning comes in through the wall OPPOSITE the windows.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: BP on October 01, 2005, 01:16:39 PM
Silly. The lightning is INSIDE the mansion.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 01, 2005, 08:10:33 PM
All the Koopa kids...annoying brats that are completly overrated as both characters and bosses. They were nothing special and sure don't deserve this huge following which so rightfully belongs to the partners in Paper Mario: The thousand Year Door. DK vine trying to make sense of the Supposed DK universe while at the same time ignoring any Mario ties to the unvierse Fans trying to tie in the adventure games and the spin-off games into one steady timeline. Give it up people.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 02, 2005, 02:54:11 PM
"DK vine trying to make sense of the Supposed DK universe while at the same time ignoring any Mario ties to the unvierse."
Yes. I think Donkey Kong has been destroyed by Rare. Is he the original or Jr? I don't know.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: BP on October 02, 2005, 04:20:25 PM
Not "Destroyed," The word you're ooking for is "mutilated."
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: HolyAarom on October 02, 2005, 05:27:55 PM
Heh...
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: Hirocon on October 02, 2005, 07:30:00 PM
I never liked Donkey Kong as a character at all, even before Rare made their games. He has a stupid name. Yes, stupid. Nintendo changed the name of King Koopa to Bowser, and they changed the name of Princess Toadstool to Peach. Sega changed the name of Dr. Robotnik to Eggman. In my opinion, all of these name changes were improvements. So, the precedent is there. Isn't it time that Donkey Kong got a better name?
The Rare games were fun, though.
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 02, 2005, 08:26:48 PM
"They were nothing special and sure don't deserve this huge following which so rightfully belongs to the partners in Paper Mario: The thousand Year Door."
Indeed.
And I think that DK's hair is terrible. It's like a curly thingy, and it just looks really dumb. I never really liked Donkey Kong that much anyways. I always thought that it was Bowser who rightfully deserved the reputation of "the strongest Mario character". But then, I suppose that is up to opinion.
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: BP on October 03, 2005, 12:46:05 AM
I thought Donkey Kong was actually a clever name. Donkey, as in a**, as in opposite of king. But the only thing he's good for is a barrel-throwing Pauline-kidnapping eggplant-brained enemy.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 03, 2005, 09:22:53 AM
I don't remember DK ever getting any award for Strongest Mario Character. He's been called strong but not the strongest.
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: HolyAarom on October 03, 2005, 02:15:06 PM
True...
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: HolyAarom on October 07, 2005, 01:27:51 PM
In PM:TTYD, I tried to fight the Shadow Queen again in the same file but there was nothing there! I just wasted my time going through the Palace of Shadow. But when I was in the last room, I heard extra dialouge. Use Goombella's special ability and she will tell you how she thought about the fight. If, she died, she won't tell you anything.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on October 07, 2005, 05:01:39 PM
A lot of Mario characters don't seem to have any teeth. I've seen Luigi's in LM and Wario's of course but don't remember anyone else. But I guess smiling just isn't as popular as mouth-gaping excitement. XD X@ XP
How does Mario hold his breath so long? See the bubbles? Maybe it's some kind of breathing thing like the kind you see in sci-fi stuff. And then one day he just lost it or something awhile later. Or maybe he just forgot that he needed to breath. Some people don't understand certain laws. Like Bugs Bunny. "I could say that this is defying the law of gravity, but you see I never studied law."
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: HolyAarom on October 08, 2005, 08:50:56 AM
In my latest issue of Nintendo power, I saw a picture of SSS. A picture of Mario showed him mad and I saw his teeth.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: HolyAarom on October 08, 2005, 08:50:57 AM
In my latest issue of Nintendo power, I saw a picture of SSS. A picture of Mario showed him mad and I saw his teeth.
Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: Suffix on October 08, 2005, 04:53:29 PM
Wait, what's "SSS?"
And from this point onward, press "Reply to Topic" once, even if nothing seems to happen. I'd rather copy the text and come back around to see if anything happened.
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 08, 2005, 05:28:38 PM
He probably meant SSX.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: HolyAarom on October 09, 2005, 10:24:01 AM
Well yeah, SSX:on Tour will feature Mario like NBA V3 but SSS is Super Mario Strikers. Sorry, I meant SMS.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: dude677 on October 12, 2005, 09:35:07 PM
Why does Peach invite Bowser to the sports games. (Like Mario Kart) I know, it's a spin-off, but still. I think she walks up to Bower and asks "Wanna play tennis?"
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: BP on October 12, 2005, 11:29:21 PM
Bowser: Doh, yeah. Sure. Lemme just get my racket... Peach: That's a rope. Bowser: Eh? It is, isn't it...
Why do they give electric toothbrushes names like there are different models? They''re not cars!
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: HolyAarom on October 13, 2005, 07:30:14 AM
You should beat Mario Superstar Baseball at the hardest challenge mode difficulty and you'll find out.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 14, 2005, 02:51:25 AM
I can't see how goombas, although having no arms still manage to hold and carry objects.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: Suffix on October 14, 2005, 12:26:09 PM
Do they seriously carry things, or do they use their teeth? And the ground?
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: HolyAarom on October 14, 2005, 01:26:34 PM
Maybe they can levitate stuff.
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Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: booo95 on November 19, 2005, 10:44:32 PM
1, in sms where's luigi? 2, where is e. gadd.
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: BP on November 19, 2005, 10:58:36 PM
1. Luigi didn't go with Mario Peach and Toadsworth. 2. Same. He was referenced and supposedly invented FLUDD and Bowser Jr.'s brush.
Title: Re: Stupid Things In the Mario Universe
Post by: UM+SF on November 20, 2005, 09:16:25 AM
That's because Mario doesn't want stealing Peach from him when he's not looking.
Anyways, the only stupid thing I can think about now: Story mode in DDR - MM. Although I've never actually played it, the point of the game is to dance, not be told a pretty story.