Wario could have a cool power: Parachute. I mean, he's big and round, and in Paper Mario he'd be flat! So he could float you down from high areas! But if that were the case, falling from high areas would have to affect your HP.
Me: Hooray, it''s raining money and double apostrophes!!!
Mom: Wake up or you''ll miss the bus.
I'm not much of a PM-game player, but maybe the guy that this statue is based off of?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.