Video Games => Mario Chat => Topic started by: Toddathon on October 16, 2005, 08:53:53 PM
Title: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: Toddathon on October 16, 2005, 08:53:53 PM
I just have to bring this up, because of something someone I can't remember said on here.
Princess Peach Toadstool is the ruler of The Mushroom Kingdom, but did you notice she's not very smart. Now I don't want to stereotype blondes, but...I can't think of a way to finish this sentence. (JK)
Just listen to these quotes: "I'm your mama?" (SMS) Okay, she should know. I mean, I'm sure any normal person would notice carrying a freak monster baby for 9 months, let alone do stuff with Bowser at all. This is a question she shouldn't have to ask at all.
"You're Bowser's son..." (SMS) - No, really, sherlock!
"Come over Mario, I've baked a cake for you" (SM64) - stereotype stereotype stereotype
"I can't belive I lost!" (MKDD) - Really?
"Mario!?" (SMS - Looking at Shadow Mario) - Um...he's blue.
Well that's all I can think of for now...feel free to add other quotes that highlight her unintelligence.
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Edited by - Suffix on 10/16/2005 9:09:53 PM
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 16, 2005, 09:02:14 PM
You think that's crazy read this, it's true: Daisy is deformed, she has three eyes, explain that! ........ GAH!
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Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 16, 2005, 09:19:50 PM
"Mario!?" (SMS - Looking at Shadow Mario) - Um...he's blue.
Um, she was calling down to the real Mario.
Hurry Up The Cakes!
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: Markio on October 16, 2005, 10:06:45 PM
I liked Toddathon's post, it made me feel less sad.
“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.â€
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: BP on October 16, 2005, 11:24:05 PM
But really, he's right. People don't just forget about spending a night at a big monster's house.
AND, I think it's weird that she's like I'm your mama? So you're Bowser's son? That's like: Oh yeah, I remember now.
And how about "The moon? You mean the moon that hangs up in the sky at night?" -PMTTYD No, the moon that hangs up in the sky during the day.
Me: Hooray, it''s raining money and double apostrophes!!! Mom: Wake up or you''ll miss the bus.
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 16, 2005, 11:31:23 PM
You ever seen Pokemon Todd? Apparantly it's really easy to trick people with crappy disguises. Shadow Mario just proves the point even further.
It's also pretty common for some people to exclaim "I can't believe I lost" when they well..lose.
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Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: BP on October 17, 2005, 12:00:10 AM
OH! For a second I thought you meant the game. *Says hi to enormous bird with fingers shoes and a few feathers glued on its arms* Well in the show, yeah. It proves true... Huh! WHAT! Crap! That freaky bird stole my gamecube.
Me: Hooray, it''s raining money and double apostrophes!!! Mom: Wake up or you''ll miss the bus.
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: DeadAwake on October 17, 2005, 12:50:41 AM
> "I'm your mama?" (SMS)
I think this was more along the lines of:
> "[You think that] I'm your mama?"
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: DeadAwake on October 17, 2005, 12:55:16 AM
... But that doesn't mean that I disagree with you. I think that as Peach's personality became more fleshed out over the years, she evolved into the ditsy stereotype. It's sad.
I would say it started sometime after SM64.
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 17, 2005, 02:09:10 AM
If Peach is the ruler of the mushroom kingdom, how come she's not Queen Peach?
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Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: BP on October 17, 2005, 03:09:39 AM
She's not married. Why didn't Lord Farquad pick her?
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: HolyAarom on October 17, 2005, 02:58:35 PM
She's also to soft. She doesn't even try to escape being kidnapped. I bet she justs stands there instead of running away.
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 17, 2005, 07:41:39 PM
Aarom I'm surprised at you. Have you not played Paper Mario? Throughout the game she makes multiple attempts to escape only to be thrown back in her prison.
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 17, 2005, 08:54:25 PM
"Okay, she should know. I mean, I'm sure any normal person would notice carrying a freak monster baby for 9 months, let alone do stuff with Bowser at all. This is a question she shouldn't have to ask at all."
Funniest. Post. Ever.
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Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: smfan1085 on October 17, 2005, 09:00:06 PM
In the Mario world, babies are born when the stork brings them.
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Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 17, 2005, 09:18:40 PM
Not to mention some are born in eggs...
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: BP on October 17, 2005, 11:32:22 PM
Aarom doesn't have PM1 yet. If it was Aarom on The White Mushroom house...
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: HolyAarom on October 18, 2005, 03:44:54 PM
Sorry, don't have PM yet. Although I did fight Bowser battle 1 when I played it.
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: Sapphira on October 23, 2005, 02:15:06 AM
"In the Mario world, babies are born when the stork brings them."
Actually, that was just Mario and Luigi. Anyone else, we don't know... *cue ominous music hinting at a theory she has which she will not tell*
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Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: HolyAarom on October 23, 2005, 03:56:12 AM
Well, we'll find out soon in M&L2.
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: DeadAwake on October 23, 2005, 05:48:31 AM
Actually, FtM2.
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: HolyAarom on October 23, 2005, 09:33:05 AM
Ok, what do you mean?
Anyway, in MSSB I assume that Peach would be smart but she brought a small bat and she can't hit!
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: Glorb on October 23, 2005, 11:17:51 AM
Despite Peach's (very) slowly emerging power, she is still full of stereotypes. Her weapon is a FRYING PAN. I mean, seriously!
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Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: Markio on October 23, 2005, 05:05:10 PM
Never doubt the pain a frying pan can inflict. And it is meant to be a feminine weapon, since the only other reason for having it would be because she cooks, which she doesn't. Oh wait, she baked that cake for Mario in SM64...
“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.â€
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: BP on October 23, 2005, 05:55:50 PM
And for Goumet Guy in PM1.
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: BP on October 23, 2005, 05:55:52 PM
And for Goumet Guy in PM1.
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Unintelligent Rulers
Post by: HolyAarom on October 23, 2005, 07:11:10 PM
Oh I lost! (MP) Everybody knows that.
I snuck out of my room to join your quest. (SMRPG) No duh. You said you would sneak out.