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Video Games => Mario Chat => Topic started by: PaperLuigi on November 21, 2005, 03:16:09 PM
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Here are the game description....
Super Mario Football: Mario and pals play Football. Need I say more? ESRB Rating: T for locker room hazing and mild nudity.
Genre: Sports
Xtreme Luigi House Cleaners: Break out the P3000 and put it to work. That mansion isn't gonna clean itself. Just watch out for mutant dust bunnies! ESRB Rating: E10 for terrible and violent images of cute bunnies being mutated into evil and ugly poop elves! The poor bunnies.....
Genre: Strategy
Waluigi World: Tired of being left in the shadows, Waluigi strikes a deal with some random wimp of a villian to steal his treasure! Now he must go through 15 worlds named after some type of food. Use attacks like skinny slap and shoe toss to K.O the bad guys! But watch out! If you work him to hard, he might break like a stick! ESBR Rating: EC. There is no violence in this game at all. Waluiogi's to weak to throw a decent punch. If he did, he might die.
GTA Bros. : It looks like Mario has had one Shroom too many! He's turned to a life of crime, stealing Go-Karts from innocent Toad civilians and blowing them away with his pop guns! (Hey, his budget is a little tight right now, so he has to go with the cheapest stuff he can get.) But you won't have to go it alone. Yoshi's got rotten eggs to toss at police Koopa's when the going gets tough, fresh from his bum! Uh-oh, "you've just been busted!" ESRB Rating: T for immature potty humor. Genre: Shooting
Wario Weight Watchers: Finding out that his scales have tipped to over 500, Wario has decided to go on a diet. Sadly, he has only 9 months to live. To ge him down to his target weight of 190, It'll take some awesome will power. This RPG features weapons like vegi sticks and fruit, so you can combat the evil powers of fat and cholesterol. But remember, you only have 90 days, and the clocks ticking for real! ESRB Rating: E Genre: RPG
Doctor Mario's Rampage: It looks like Mario has taken on the REAL Doctor's job, from plastic surgery to heart transplants. It's gonna get bloody. Organs will fly, and people will die. Your paycheck depends on how happy your patients are after they leave the room.....or the plane of the living. Watch out for malpractice and lawsuits! ESRB Rating: M for Violent explosions, blood and gore, and illegal use of stupidity. Genre: RPG/Action
Super Baby Mario: It's Baby Mario! Poop and barf your way to the top of the crib for a nice warm glass of milk! When you want a diaper change, go ahead and cry! For bonus points, steal Baby Luigi's and Wario's toys. Being a baby has never been this fun. ESRB Rating: AO. It's a baby pooping and barfing all over the place. It's gross, so it's rated AO.
UnSuper Bobby Brothers: Bobby and his brother John must clean toilets for a living, unclogging everyone's poop from the neighborhood's crappers. Yeah, it's not that great, but at least it pays well (not really.....) However, their life takes a huge turn when they find that Mrs. Fitt's turtle has kidnapped her neice! They must now journey across 8 worlds of urban mayhem, dodging and jumping on turtles and mushrooms that have some how sprung to life! At the end waits Mrs. Fitt's turtle, Kupa, and his horrible bridge of doom! Walk across the bridge and use the axe to hack his head off......errr, use it to cut the bridge, I mean. Beware though. There are 7 annoying midget circus performers and only one niece. Yup, you'll have to go through all eight worlds! Lucky you! Hey, it's a plumbers life. ESRB Rating: T for rude language and crude humor.Genre: Action
Mario Party 16 1/2: Drive yourself to insanity with the 16.5th installment! 143 all new mini games with virtually the same concept! Crappy plot points to bore you to death! Even more board maps that look just like the last ones! Hurry up and go nuts before we create MP 17! ESRB Rating: E for virtual stupidity. Genre: Strategy (well.....not really. You don't have to be genius to play this game.)
Yoshi's Fried Egg. Yoshi's has has some bad gas lately. Could it be that his eggs are fried? Catch 'em all and stack em up with Mario, Luigi or Wario. Line up three of the same color to score points. Just watch out. If one falls and breaks, you'll never here the end of it from your neighbors. ESRB Rating: E Genre: Puzzle
There you have it. Vote on the one you think would be a good game idea.
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What in the....
The title of this topic is really misleading.
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"The title of this topic is really misleading."
Sorry. I don't know how to change it, but the object is to vote on the the title you think would be a good game.
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I vote the imaginary "none of the above" box.
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WHAT!?!
You made X-Treme cleaner look like Luigi in an apron blowing dust away singing fruity songs and dancing with a broom.
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Ouch! It looks like my poll is taking a beating. I just thought it would have been cool to think outside the box, that's all.
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I like Insane Steve's Post.
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I don't. Anyhow, I picked Mario Football, since that has the greatest possibility of actually being done (without the hazing and partial nudity, of course).
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The Wario game reminds me of when you fight Wart in SMB2. Everything else reminds me of when I was younger and obsessed with poop.
What would really be cool is a Luigi's Mansion 2, that has Mario helping you vacuum ghosts. This time, Luigi could throw a party at his mansion and then something would release the ghosts from their paintings and they would kidnap all of the guests. So Mario and Luigi would go through the mansion again and suck up ghosts with new vacuum cleaners that can do things like... well I'll think of that later. But even though you have the same old mansion, you could travel to new parallel dimensions of the mansion by walking into portals. And you can also jump in this game so the challenge goes up to new levels.
IMO, I think that Mario volleyball is the next new sport game to come. If it is, then Peach and Daisy might wear even less than they do in Strikers. It would be rated T simply because Wario would only wear swim trunks!
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Wario sporting swim trunks, eh? If he had a speedo on, I think it would be rated M. It's that disturbing.
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"Wario weight watchers"
Back! Back! I'll slice you with my celery. *shing* Hah I win!
YOU LOST 3 POUNDS!
What?! Only 3 pounds!? But that level took 5 hours to beat! *moan* I'm never going to play this EVER again!
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The newbies seem to get less sane everytime I see one post.
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Congratulations, TEM! You figured out that we're just plain loopy!
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Another slice of tea, Mr. Melee? *chuckles lightheartedly*
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Tru dat TEMizzle.
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Please promise me you'll never add "Izzle" to the end of any words again unless the end result is Ms. Frizzle.
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I don't think much of the game you suggested, but have to say that "Rampage" (the game involving tearing up cities) featuring doctor Mario would be awesome.
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I was pretty hyper when I made these, so most of them are stupid. I'm not suprised no one has voted for Mario Party 16.5 yet.
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How About Super Bowser?
This is a game where you can be Bowser and save all of your kids from Mario? Hey... That sounds pretty cool!
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Luigi Party 1! Most of the mini-games involve vacuum cleaners, boring history, and best of all... getting revenge on Mario. Also, Mario is not a playable character. He only shows up when you get revenge on him.
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Mabey I should add these to the poll.....
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Maybe we should just eliminate the poll and throw in our own ideas. I have one, but it must be kept under lock and key until the world is ready (which is not now).
Another cup of tea, please.
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I picked Super Baby Mario....with a game like SPP coming out, Nintendo might run out of options, since they've done just about everything...
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Maybe we should just eliminate the poll and throw in our own ideas. I have one, but it must be kept under lock and key until the world is ready (which is not now).
Another cup of tea, please.
That might be a good idea. We could make this into a "Create your own game" topic....
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At first, I thought you thought that having another cup of tea was a good idea. :P
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At first, I thought you thought that having another cup of tea was a good idea. :P
Mmmmmmm...tea.
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GTA Bros! That sounds extremely fun. Just the lure of being able to bludgeon a toad with a baseball bat is overwhelming.
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How about this one: Super Mario Trapped in the Pipe.
Based off the popular R. Kelly video, you play as Mario trying to get back home after a wild night. Your only weapon is your little fireballs, which is automatically pointed at everyone that gets near you. You decide who you'll burn though. The events are basically the same as the video, but rewritten to fit into a more Mario theme. R. Kelly provides voices, narrative and background music.
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How about this one: Super Mario Trapped in the Pipe.
Based off the popular R. Kelly video, you play as Mario trying to get back home after a wild night. Your only weapon is your little fireballs, which is automatically pointed at everyone that gets near you. You decide who you'll burn though. The events are basically the same as the video, but rewritten to fit into a more Mario theme. R. Kelly provides voices, narrative and background music.
Idea's just keep getting better and better!
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Please promise me you'll never add "Izzle" to the end of any words again unless the end result is Ms. Frizzle.
What about sizzle, mizzle, and grillizle?
There should be a game where Bowser goes to the real world and Mario and Luigi have to stop him from taking over. And then back at the mushroom kingdom, the Koopa Kids are wreaking havoc so the remanining people must fight them too. And then Eggman invades the Mushroom Kingdom! Then the Shredder! And King Dedede! And the wicked witch of the west! And...
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i vote for a' docter mario rampage. bloody horror gore!!!
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Mario Football diffrently!