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Title: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 20, 2006, 10:15:14 PM
[02:06:47 PM] Farore's Wind: Hey, maybe I should start a funny
              Messenger Convo thread, where people can post funny
              convos they've had with people
[02:06:57 PM] Farore's Wind: It could be interesting
[02:07:08 PM] Paper Mario: Ha, yeah
[02:07:36 PM] Paper Mario: I'm gonna try to put two pictures together
              to make it look like there's two of me.
[02:08:50 PM] Farore's Wind: It's gonna be in General Chat
[02:08:55 PM] Paper Mario: Ok
[02:09:00 PM] Paper Mario: You can post this one
[02:09:14 PM] Farore's Wind: I'll post the actual log as a kind of
              introduction



Farore's Wind: Me
Paper Mario: Bird Person

Anyway, this thread is for posting funny Messenger convos you may have had on MSN, Yahoo, AIM, or other. It doesn't have to be between you and a FF member, it can just be between you and someone else. Also, don't forget to specify who you are.

Well, have fun, and start posting! :D
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on May 22, 2006, 07:28:46 PM
<xxxEl_Duquexxx> the more beans u eat the more u fart
<SomeDoughnut> wtd? nyways... the more fruit u eat the more u poop
<xxxEl_Duquexxx> spagetti sauce is rly saucy sometimes
<SomeDoughnut> and the noodles r rly noodley too

SomeDoughnut: Me (I finally thought of a name!)
xxxEl_Duquexxx: My friend. In Spanish class, his name is Duque.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: SolidShroom on May 22, 2006, 08:16:33 PM
Isn't this spam? It sure seems like it to me.....
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: smfan1085 on May 22, 2006, 08:22:24 PM
No, of course it isn't spam.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: Sapphira on May 24, 2006, 05:11:31 PM
Julia: I WINNAR IS ME
Julia: I AM TOO 1337 FOR THIS WORLD
Amanda: I AM TOO 1337 FOR THIS WORLD?????
Julia: exactly, Manda
Julia: I'm so 1337 people don't get me :D
Amanda: WHAT ON EARTH DOES 1337 MEAN!
Jenni: ...
Jenni: .... ... ...
Jenni: WHAT?!!!1111111111111111one
Julia: !?!?!?!??11!one!1!!///dash!11!eleven!1!

~~

Amanda: she is such a little suite
Amanda: *cutie
Julia: :o
Amanda: stupid charcter limit
Julia: suite...hehehe
Amanda: shut up
Julia: can I stay in her?
Amanda: wrong on so many levels
Julia: ahahah yes XD
Amanda: *shudders*
Jenni: AHAHAHAHA


You guys should know who I am, and you should know who Jenni is. Amanda is our mutual friend, the same Amanda I had a call from in one of the videos. Apparently she knew what LEET meant, but she was unfamiliar with it being called 1337.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 24, 2006, 07:36:36 PM
You should make your CT "Wrong On So Many Levels".
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: Suffix on May 24, 2006, 09:15:24 PM
*sigh* I knew that one shouldn't have been published.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: SolidShroom on October 07, 2006, 05:53:07 PM
Alright, this conversation is between BirdPerson (Reggie, it's a "Weird Al" in-joke), and me ("BYAAAAHHHH", it's a famous quote from the politician, Howard Dean.)

(7:29 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: Well, I have one thing that pwns your petty Windows Movie Maker,
(7:30 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: I discovered I have muvee.
(7:30 PM) Reggie: O RLY?
(7:30 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: YA RLY
(7:30 PM) Reggie: WELL SHUT UP
(7:30 PM) Reggie: If you don't like the stuff I make in WMM
(7:30 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: I'm kidding.
(7:30 PM) Reggie: then I'll quit making TMK3.
(7:30 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: : P
(7:31 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: : O
(7:31 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: DONT
(7:31 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: I WAS ONLY KIDDING
(7:31 PM) Reggie: And I won't make you a present next year
(7:31 PM) Reggie: And I'll leave TMK forever
(7:31 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: What?!
(7:31 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: Hahaha
(7:31 PM) Reggie: And I'll never speak to anyone ever again
(7:31 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: XD
(7:31 PM) Reggie: I'll just kill myself now
(7:31 PM) Reggie: How about that?
(7:31 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: Uhh
(7:31 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: No
(7:31 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: Don't kill yourself.
(7:32 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: I don't even know how to use muvee.
(7:32 PM) Reggie: You're not in my will.
(7:32 PM) BYAAAAHHHH: It's probably WMM in a new box.
(7:32 PM) Reggie: Reggie grabs the stapler 
(7:32 PM) Reggie: Reggie holds it to his wrist... it's out of staples. It isn't loaded. 
(7:32 PM) Reggie: =P
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 08, 2006, 03:03:42 AM
I find nothing posted in this thread so far interesting or funny.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: MaxVance on October 08, 2006, 10:56:40 AM
Agreed. I also think a lot of these quotes could go here (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6634.0).
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: Vidgmchtr on October 08, 2006, 11:21:14 AM
Yeah, the only one that really makes me laugh is the "stay in her" one Sapph posted.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on October 08, 2006, 12:46:40 PM
Pikablu: Hey
bobmanperson: Hi
Pikablu: I need help picking out a name for SMW2
Pikablu: That's World, not War.
bobmanperson: ...
bobmanperson: Let me think...
Pikablu: All it has is just new items
Pikablu: Nothing else
bobmanperson: j00per m4ari0 w0rld?
bobmanperson: JK
Pikablu: LOL
bobmanperson: ... Super Mario World: l33t?
Pikablu: Ma4io is s0 n0t t3h l33t
bobmanperson: I'm out of ideas.
Pikablu: k
bobmanperson: gg
Pikablu: bai

bobmanperson = me
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: MaxVance on October 08, 2006, 01:20:23 PM
I really don't get it. If that's supposed to be for a name for a fangame, it's a bad name. SMW2 is already used by a real Mario game.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: Vidgmchtr on October 08, 2006, 02:44:35 PM
That one didn't make me laugh, either.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: CoconutMikeNIke on October 09, 2006, 12:44:57 PM
Sal:   Herro thar.
Mike:   Herro
Sal:   How goes it my friend?
Mike:   bored to tears
Mike:   But, only another month and 19 days till the Wii
Sal:   yeah.
Sal:   I'm prob gonna buy one.
Mike:   that's good to hear.
Mike:   I want to know when I can get a preorder ready, heaven forbid I have to drive for hours trying to find one
Mike:   I might just kill someone.
Mike:   How goes it?
Sal:   sorry, my dad called.
Sal:   lol
Mike:   S'alright
Sal:   drive for hours and kill someone.
Mike:   Heh, essentially
Sal:   A friend of mine a few doors down was assulted when he was little...and he got a 64,000 dollar settlement from his school...it was dispursed contingent upon his turnin 18....and he 'says' hees gonna buy everyone who wants a Wii on the floor.
Sal:   Should be interesting.
Mike:   That would Rock!!!
Sal:   Yeah.
Sal:   Pretty much.
Mike:   Just the Wii, or a game too?
Mike:   Gernerous, or REALLLLLY generous?
Sal:   He just went out last night and bought the most expensive model of the X-Box 360.
Sal:   I dunno.
Sal:   I'm not sure if I could let him do that.
Mike:   Heh, not a man of restraint
Mike:   I like him already
Sal:   If he does, that boy can drink my booze whenever he wants.
Mike:   Hah
Sal:   Well...he should probably invest it...or something.
Sal:   But.
Sal:   He got knocked out, and was out for like 3 hours.
Mike:   Yeah....should...
Sal:   and the school paid him 64g
Sal:   lol.
Sal:   Or have a really ******* good time with it.
Mike:   A little splurging won't hurt
Sal:   Hees using some of it to pay for his college, hees here on a full tuition scholarship so all he has to pay is Room and Board.
Mike:   Theres enough there to spread around
Sal:   Yeah...10 Wiis isn't that bad.
Sal:   Imagine going to a WalMart and going "I need 10 Nintendo Wiis please."
Mike:   HAHAH
Sal:   "THat's right, I need 10 Wiis."
Mike:   You'd clear out the entire store.
Sal:   "You need to see cash up front? No Problem...heres 2,000 dollars.
Mike:   2,500
Sal:   Hees already planning on buying a 72'' HDTV for his dorm room.
Sal:   Hees gonna mount it to the wall or something.
Mike:   Wow
Sal:   So he can have 'a monitor worthy of his X-Box and his computers."
Mike:   heh
Sal:   w/e
Sal:   Hees pretty cool otherwise.
Sal:   But, hees lookin for a good time tonight, so I'm gonna bring a bottle of good **** to his room or something.
Sal:   As long as he likes Tequila, Vodka, Gin, Peach Schnapps, or Whiskey i'll be able to make him happy.
Sal:   I owe him, though. He DD'd for us last week. So.
Mike:   There's got to be at least one there in his favor
Sal:   Well, I've gotta go take care of my laundry...so, I'll tty.
Sal:   **ttyl
Mike:   Alrighty
Sal:   bye mike.
Mike:   Bye


Mike-Me
Sal-My cousin, currently in college.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: Deezer on October 09, 2006, 01:58:24 PM
Sal-My cousin, currently in college.
Hees got some weird typing habits.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: MaxVance on October 09, 2006, 02:45:09 PM
Weird spending habits too.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: CoconutMikeNIke on October 09, 2006, 09:52:41 PM
Hees got some weird typing habits.

Oh man, I'm slow.  I actually had to go back and reread the conversation, then read your post again before I got what you were saying.  I guess I'm just used to it.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: BP on October 11, 2006, 09:54:49 PM
Laser-vision cat says:
Intelligance, XD
Laser-vision cat says:
Intelligence.
You're Intelligance suprises me! says:
OMG SAM
You're Intelligance suprises me! says:
HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION
Laser-vision cat says:
OMG JOHN
Laser-vision cat says:
HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING SHIFT

I guess who is who was explained, but I am Laser-Vision Cat (matches my display picture) and You're Intelligance suprises me! Is ViRUS, if you remember him.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: MaxVance on October 14, 2006, 12:02:46 PM
OMG SAM
WAT'S WITH ALL YOUR NAME CHANGING ON MSN
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: BP on October 14, 2006, 02:27:35 PM
Well, after that I changed it to Dr Pepper-Colored Yoshi and now it's He who kills people that say "lol" too much. When I have a good short one, it sticks for a long time.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: AbercrombieBaseball on October 14, 2006, 10:36:24 PM
I am going to pick on one of my friends here because he used to say this a lot. It deals with an old away message I had, it was Puddle of Mudd's "Blurry" lyrics (back from before I got really into Europop).

FIRST CONVERSTION.

My friend: Hey man, are you still planning on going to that ballgame tonight?
Autoresponse from me: "Blurry" lyrics
My friend: Nice song but that away message is kind of depressing there, mate!

SECOND CONVERSATION.

My friend: Sorry I had to leave math class early today, my headache was out of control. Did you get the assignment?
Autoresponse from me: "Blurry" lyrics
My friend: Dude, you should change that away message. It's been depressing for a whole week now.

THIRD CONVERSTAION.

My friend: Dude, CHANGE YOUR AWAY MESSAGE!
Autoresponse from me: "Blurry" lyrics

The third one struck me as funny. I actually saved it as a text file on my computer so I could show it to him later just to see his reaction (he groaned and said that it was from my "depressing away message" phase).

Currently my away messages either say what I'm doing, are cheering on some sports team (right now it's the Detroit Tigers), or are lyrics from "Long Way Home" by ATB. I think I still have "Blurry" saved as a preset one but I haven't used it in almost two years.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on September 23, 2009, 12:28:46 AM
I think this thread is worth a bump and I finally figured out how to save convos without copypasting into a Word Document. Here's an excerpt from last April right before Sean Schemmel was invited and interviewed about his work.

IshtarTZ (3:03:56 PM): you know what ****es me off?
Daxdiv (3:03:58 PM): How are TZ new features treating you
IshtarTZ (3:04:11 PM): people who defend DB Evolution and claim it's only failing because fans sucks
IshtarTZ (3:04:12 PM): *suck
RogueHarmony (3:04:18 PM): what
Daxdiv (3:04:27 PM): wut now?
IshtarTZ (3:04:33 PM): in my manga class
jonnjonzztz (3:04:42 PM): ish
jonnjonzztz (3:04:45 PM): you been on tz today
RogueHarmony (3:04:45 PM): oh wow
IshtarTZ (3:04:46 PM): I saw someone who said it was the best film of the year
IshtarTZ (3:04:51 PM): and defended it
jonnjonzztz (3:04:52 PM): they added a bunch of social feature crap
Daxdiv (3:05:13 PM): The hell
jonnjonzztz (3:05:13 PM): a lot of anime fans are pretty dumb
jonnjonzztz (3:05:21 PM): watchmen was so much ****ing better
IshtarTZ (3:05:23 PM): [wtd]
jonnjonzztz (3:05:24 PM): than dragonball evolution
Greatkid no2 (3:05:27 PM): so, they're JT clones?
Greatkid no2 (3:05:32 PM): :P
IshtarTZ (3:05:36 PM): most anime fans hate DB evolution
Daxdiv (3:05:38 PM): I rather watch 4Piece over DBE
Darklordavaitor (3:05:39 PM): Coraline, too
IshtarTZ (3:05:43 PM): but the few who do actually like it
IshtarTZ (3:05:45 PM): **** me off
Daxdiv (3:05:47 PM): 4PIECE
IshtarTZ (3:05:51 PM): because they are in such denial
IshtarTZ (3:05:56 PM): I even gave reasons why it sucked
IshtarTZ (3:06:08 PM): and he's like "they were just being creative"
Daxdiv (3:06:10 PM): I was planning on seeing it in theaters today
Daxdiv (3:06:17 PM): but I wussed out at the last minute
jonnjonzztz (3:06:18 PM): haha
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 23, 2009, 12:50:29 AM
I'm not a fan, and I had fun watching that movie. Say what you will.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: TEM on September 23, 2009, 11:47:03 AM
Man this thread sucks.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: Glorb on September 23, 2009, 02:13:14 PM
Sigh.
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 23, 2009, 04:23:40 PM
Am I to assume this was created before "classic quotes from forum members"? (which really was just "funny thing people said on #tmk")
Title: Re: Funny/Interesting Messenger Conversations
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on September 23, 2009, 05:08:11 PM
They were made around the same time, but the other one caught on because most people here has a preference for IRC and because boo-penguin.

I like AIM better though. I just wish my old chat group didn't dissolve because of inner conflict.

EDIT: Actually wait, the first post in Classic Quotes was made in June 2004, but it didn't take off until the IRC room was created. Sorry bout that.