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Video Games => Mario Chat => Topic started by: spamspamspamspam on May 27, 2006, 06:19:39 AM
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I have made this post as a place to share all my little Mario Jokes, spoofs, and humerous video ideas.
For example, I have an idea for a video where Mario & Luigi are in the Opening credits for "The Dukes of Mushroom Kingdom", and one with Mario Golf Toadstool Tour and Monty mole referencing Caddyshack.
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That's an idea...
Dukes of Mushroom Kingdom:
Mario: Yeeeeeeehaw! You coppers ain't never gonna catch us!
Luigi: Yeah, what he said!
Bowser: Ah swear, you Mario brothers are gonna be the death of me.
Princess Daisy Duke: Oh, Mario, he's gainin' on us!
Mario: Aw, the General Toad ain't never failed us before!
Caddyshack: Mushroom Tour
Bowser: I need those Monty Moles off the course!
Bill Murray: But how else will we get the other golfers here?
Bowser: That doesn't make any sense.
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When I was lifeguarding, I actually came up with some random "Behind the Game: Super Mario Bros." script thingy that I should have written and posted as a story. It was really kind of long.
If I had any Flash skills, I'd SO have animated it.
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"Snow Peach and the Seven Toads" Snow White parody. It's on FF.net (address: fanfiction.net) I wrote this to help one of the forumers here for his English project. I read about the three-part OVA that has a Mario version of this famous fairy-tale, so I my own version with what I think a Mario version of Snow White should be. In my version, Kammy is the queen instead of a Bowser in drag (*shudders* But don't worry. I managed to squeeze Bowser in cause what would a Mario/Peach story be without Bowser?), the Toads wear different colored vests to tell them appart, and Mario and Peach actually kiss. (So long potion)
I'd like to write a Nintendo version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in which Mario plays King Arthur, his squire could be played by Toad, Link plays Sir Lancelot (little joke about an old show with a monkey named Lancelot Link, although, I'm considering Link to play Sir Galahad), I think Luigi could probably play Sir Robin, Mips could play the Bunny, Triclyde or Gleeok could be the three-headed giant, the French could be some Sega characters, and I need to watch the movie a few more times to determine the rest. Mario and the knights would be looking for the Holy Controller.
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"Snow Peach and the Seven Toads" Snow White parody. It's on FF.net (address: fanfiction.net) I wrote this to help one of the forumers here for his English project.
Oh yeah, that was me! I didn't finish the project, but since it was just for fun, it didn't hurt me at all.
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I'd like to write a Nintendo version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in which Mario plays King Arthur, his squire could be played by Toad, Link plays Sir Lancelot (little joke about an old show with a monkey named Lancelot Link, although, I'm considering Link to play Sir Galahad), I think Luigi could probably play Sir Robin, Mips could play the Bunny, Triclyde or Gleeok could be the three-headed giant, the French could be some Sega characters, and I need to watch the movie a few more times to determine the rest. Mario and the knights would be looking for the Holy Controller.
Monty Python rocks.
Anyway, for some reason, I once wanted to write a Need for Speed Underground spoof with Mario characters in it. o_0
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I once saw a flash cartoon like that.
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The Fat and the Flurry-ous.
Also, I had an idea for, for some strange reason, a cheesy 70's porn-type movie with Mario characters. Mayhaps without the porn.
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This is what I've determined after watching the movie again. The Old Man from Scene 24 can be played by the Old Man from The Legend of Zelda. I think I'll just shorten the cast, and have Luigi be both Sir Bedevere and Sir Robin, and Link could play Sir Lancelot and Sir Galahad. It can be done. The three-headed knight (who will be played by either Gleeok or Triclide) would have to be the leader of the Knights who say Ni (who will be played by Gorons). Sir Galahad's tale will be a little tricky, though. I'm trying to keep as many of the jokes as I can.
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Therapy session
Waluigi: You know I've been feeling really depressed lately and all cause well, my brother Wario and my cousins Mario & Luigi, they get to go on adventures all the time and well really all my life I've just wanted to go on an adventure of my own.
Dr. Toad, Phd.: Keep talking.
Waluigi: And everyone thinks I'm the sporty or partying sort but I'm not like that, I mean Like I said, I just want to go on an adventure.
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I Have one that would be on a sit-com
After one character makes a comment of omeone being a "Game Boy", It cuts to a stage where mario is sitting at a set of drums and plays the old "Ba-dump-tap" (the drum thing they play after a joke).
Another one would be, the characters are about to run through the "Valley of Oddly Shaped Monsters and Fungi". They wish the one guy good luck, and then, it shows The guy In an 8-bit drawing against a black screen. The screen flashes: World 1-1. It then goes to show the 8-bit form of the guy going through World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros., but with really bad versions of the enemies.
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I've been dying to see Mario in a parody of another video game like Final Fantasy or Metal Gear Solid. I was hoping that Nintendo could collaberate with Konami an/or Squeenix to make a game like that. It'll never happen.
*sighs*
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The Fat and the Flurry-ous.
Also, I had an idea for, for some strange reason, a cheesy 70's porn-type movie with Mario characters. Mayhaps without the porn.
You're very strange. If you're gonna post it here, without the porn would be much appreciated.
Hmm... I should do Mario & the Mushroom Factory.
Edit: No, no, no way! I should do a movie I know almost word-for-word, making Pirates of the Mushroom Kingdom: The Curse of the Black Skull. The Black Skull is Cortez's pirate ship in PMTTYD, which is a reference to Pirates to begin with... Let me start planning:
Wil Turner: Mario
Captain Jack Sparrow: Luigi (XD)
Elizabeth Swann: Peach
Captain Barbossa: Bowser (who else? Not PMTTYD's Cortez, no...)
Pintel & Ragetti (Guy with the wooden eye & the bald guy): Wario & Waluigi
I know that isn't the whole cast, I'll think of more later.
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Ideas:
Governor: Toadsworth
Commador: Toad
British Navy: more different Toads (since they are already red)
I can't think of anymore right now. Hope you might take these into consideration. :D
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All right then, here's-a my list of characters.
Will Turner: Mario
Captain Jack Sparrow: Luigi
Captain Barbossa: Bowser
Elizabeth Swann: Princess Peach
Commodore Norrington: Booster
Governor Swann: Toadsworth
Pintel: Wario
Ragetti: Waluigi
Murtogg: Popple
Mullroy: Fawful
Mr. Cotton: Doopliss
Mr. Gibbs: Merlon
Anamaria: Daisy
Explanations: Norrington is Booster because in SMRPG, Booster is a crazy guy who tries to marry Toadstool, much to her discontent. Murtogg and Mullroy are the guards at the dock... This would result in Popple saying "Yeah, and no lies, see?" Mr. Cotton doesn't necessarily have a role, but his parrot does. Doopliss has a parrot, so it kind of just fell into place. Merlon can be Mr. Gibbs just because Mr. Gibbs is so superstitious, and Merlon's this psychic wizard man who helps Mario in the PM games. Anamaria will be played by Daisy because Daisy is the woman in the Mario series most likely to slap Luigi. XD
The butlers will be played by Piantas because two of them get killed.
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Yay! Toadsworth was my idea! Or did you already have it in mind?
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Okay. In my MP&tHG spoof, I've chosen Zelda to play Zoot and either Marin or Peach to play Dingo.
I'm leaning more toward Marin to play Dingo. Explanation: Dingo is Zoot's identical twin sister, and Sir Galahad called confused Dingo for Zoot. On the beginning of Link's Awakening, Link calls Marin Zelda. Or I could use Peach because Zelda and Peach are both princesses, and have the same hair and eye color.
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I don't know where to put this but I'd count it as a spoof. Here are some homemade screenshots from the Bizzarro World of Mario. Screenshots from size=20pt]SUPER WARIO BROS.[[/size]
(http://My Pictures\Mystuff\SUPER MARIO WORLD\Super Wario Bros\title.bmp)(http://My Pictures\Mystuff\SUPER MARIO WORLD\Super Wario Bros\1.bmp)(http://My Pictures\Mystuff\SUPER MARIO WORLD\Super Wario Bros\2.bmp)(http://My Pictures\Mystuff\SUPER MARIO WORLD\Super Wario Bros\superwariobros.bmp)(http://My Pictures\Mystuff\SUPER MARIO WORLD\Super Wario Bros\untitled.bmp)
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I cna't see the pics. :'(
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Me either! :'(
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Okay. In my MP&tHG spoof, I've chosen Zelda to play Zoot and either Marin or Peach to play Dingo.
I'm leaning more toward Marin to play Dingo. Explanation: Dingo is Zoot's identical twin sister, and Sir Galahad called confused Dingo for Zoot. On the beginning of Link's Awakening, Link calls Marin Zelda. Or I could use Peach because Zelda and Peach are both princesses, and have the same hair and eye color.
It's Zut. As in French for darn.
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The subs spell it Zoot, but then again those subs aren't very accuarate with the quotes. Hey! I just remembered something: Zoot can also be an abbreviation for 'Zelda: Ocarina of Time'.
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Here it is, Deep Toad...
Peach: Oh, I'm so bored...if only I could...erm...oh, right. If only I could have something to spice up my daily routine.
(door opens)
Annoying Music: bow, chicka-ba-bow-ow!
Toad: Hey, baby, special delivery.
Peach: Oh, my!
!!!SCENE EDITED FOR PORN!!!
Annoying Music: bow, chicka-ba-bow-ow!
Peach: That was great!
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That was stupid of you, Glorb.
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Yeah Now stop that or we give you an e-wedgie. (not really, I got it off of Dilbert, but please don't do that again)
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Red Vs. Green (parody of the popular Machinima "Red Vs. Blue"
Luigi, Yoshi, Bowser, make up the green team.
Mario, Peach, and Shy Guy make up the red team.
Waluigi is Doc
Something like that...
Mario & Hutch Luigi
The two play cops that hold a small rivalry. Mario's the uptight by-the-book cop who owns the Grand Torino Red Fire (from Mario Kart: Double Dash) and Luigi is the fast talking loose cop.
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Actually I'd say that Gibbs would have to be E. Gadd, not only because Gadd works with ghosts, but also because Gibbs is supposed an old friend of Jack, and of course Jack is Luigi.
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Finally have Super Wario Bros. Images for You
(http://C:\Documents and Settings\April T\My Documents\My Pictures\Mystuff\SUPER MARIO WORLD\Super Wario Bros\super wario.bmp)
(http://C:\Documents and Settings\April T\My Documents\My Pictures\Mystuff\SUPER MARIO WORLD\Super Wario Bros\super wario 4.bmp)
(http://C:\Documents and Settings\April T\My Documents\My Pictures\Mystuff\SUPER MARIO WORLD\Super Wario Bros\super wario 3.bmp)
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The pics aren't showing. :(
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You can't link to images on your own computer. :\
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Well then I'm gonna try and post them on another site and then link the image to you guys.
Thanks for the tipoff.
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A Mario Christmas Carol
Scrooge: Wario
Marley: Waluigi
Crachit:Mario
Tiny Tim: Baby Mario
Ghost of Christmas Past: Toadette
Ghost Of Christmas Present: King Boo
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come: Bowser
Further cast Later.
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I read a Mariofied version of ACC on FF.net. Its casting was very similar to yours, except the GoCPresent was played by Diddy, Donkey, and Cranky Kong. It's really funny if PSP bashing amuses you.
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In honor of Super Mario Galaxy coming out soon:
Super Mario Galaxy Wars
The Original Trilogy
Luke: Mario
Han: Luigi
Obiwan: Toadsworth
Leia: Peach
Chewbacca: Yoshi
R2-D2: Blue Toad
C-3PO: Yellow Toad
Rebel Soldiers: Toads
Yoda: Green Toad
Darth Vader: Bowser
Emperor: Kamek
Tarkin: Bowser Jr.
Storm Troopers: Koopa Troopas
Jawas: Shy Guys
Jabba: Wario
Boba Fett: Waluigi
Greedo: Birdo
Lando: Il Piantissimo
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Bowser as Mario's father? AND Peach's father?!
Uhhhh... I guess I just never got around to Pirates of the Mushroom Kingdom, did I...? I got busy... But just not on that story. It'll be done someday, and maybe it'll even be good. Mark my words.
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Well who else would be The evil villain
Plus he already has the title "Lord"
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I'd like to do a flash animation where Waluigi starts out complaining about how he is offended by the colors of the Shadow Queen's robes, but then goes on to complain about his exclusion from the Mario world and how other things he hates right up until Wario comes up and hits him with his tennis racket.
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I think Mario should be Han, and have your favorite Koopaling as Luke. It'd make more sense than Bowser being Mario's father.
I saw a Star Wars parody in Newgrounds that involved VG characters. This is how I remember the casting.
Mario
SW character: Vader
Story character's name: Darth Mario
Luigi
SW character: Luke
Story character's name: Lukeegi Pipewalker
Zelda
SW character: Leia
Story character's name: Princess Zeia
Donkey Kong
SW character: Chewbacca
Story character's name: (can't remember)
Conker (from Conker's Bad Fur Day)
SW character: Han
Story character's name: Conk Solo
Shinobi dude
SW character: Obi Wan
Story character's name: Obi Wan Shinobi
Mario and Luigi are still brothers in this, but Mario went to the Dark Side of the Force Feedback, and is after game cheats and plans for the Game Cube in his X-Box ship. Oh, and the escape pod for this Game Boy space ship was a GB cartridge!
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I think Mario should be Han, and have your favorite Koopaling as Luke. It'd make more sense than Bowser being Mario's father.
Yeah, that could work, and then Luigi could be Lando, and Koopa Koot as Obi-Wan
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Kamek should be Obi-Wan, or maybe Wario.
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Okee-dokee,
Super Mario Galaxy Wars
The Original Trilogy
(REVISED)
Luke: Bowser Jr.
Han: Mario
Obiwan: Kamek
Leia: Wendy O. Koopa
Chewbacca: Yoshi
R2-D2: Blue Toad
C-3PO: Yellow Toad
Yoda: Green Toad
Darth Vader: Bowser
Emperor: Fire Bro.
Tarkin: Hammer Bro.
Storm Troopers: Koopa Troopas
Imperial Pilots: Paratroopas
Jawas: Shy Guys
Jabba: Wario
Boba Fett: Waluigi
Greedo: Birdo
Lando: Luigi
Lobot: E. Gadd
Admiral Ackbar: Blooper
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Oh. for the Star Spirits' sakes, do NOT let Mario marry Wendy! O.o That part for this spoof can be different from what actually happens.
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Thsi turning out to be more difficult than I thought it would be, amd Fire Bro isn't important enough to be The Emperor. Make it Fawful.
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Fire Bro isn't important enough to be The Emperor. Make it Fawful.
Or Grodus (Though I think Lord Crump would make an amusing Emperor)
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Mario Gear Solid: The Twin Marios
Solid Snake: Mario
Liquid Snake: Luigi
Meryl: Peach
C. Campbell: Toadsworth
Naomi: Daisy
Genome Soldiers: Koopa Troops.
R. Ocelot: Fawful
Volgin: Bowser
Some ideas on the other characters?
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No but search for Mario Spoofs that ALLREADY exist at http://www.newgrounds.com beccause most of there stuff is funny.
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What about Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest? I personally think that Bowser fits the role of Davey Jones far better than he does Captain Barbossa. I see Barbossa more as a... Sir Grodus...
And Governor Swan should totally be Flavio.
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Waluigi Wario and the Chocolate Factory =D
Willy Wonka: Waluigi
Charlie Bucket: Yoshi or Toad
Grandpa Joe: Either an older Yoshi or Toadsworth
Veruca: Wendy Koopa
Violet: Birdo
Mike: I do not know
Augustus: Wario
I was going to make this a fanfic at one point. lol
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Ever since I started posting on this forum, I've always wanted to make a Mario Mockumentary, and combining my favorite character here's my idea:
The Colors Purple and Black
A "behind the glory" style documentary about Waluigi, his traumatic childhood, his quest for glory, his running away to work in wrecking under the alias "Foreman Spike", and his addiction to Eggplant.
Featuring appearances by Mario, Luigi, Wario, Petey Pirahna, Bowser, Donkey Kong, and King Bob-omb.
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You're probally getting tired of me but I FINALLY got my Super Wario Bros. and other altered Mario art posted on another site. If the link doesn't work, just copy/paste the url in the address box.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=195170 (http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=195170)
note: Some of this work is alterations of others, so if you intend to use this art, please give credit to the original artist. No credit needed for me.
note 2: you'll notice the conflict of names here, I go by different names on different sites.
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Those were a but 'meh' because you just basically recolored Mario and Luigi as opposed to actually making them look like Wario and Waluigi.
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Sorry
I know that the only original piece of art there is "Bowser Kong", but then again, 8-Bit Mario and Luigi, look almost nothing at all like they do now
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Uh, dude, It's not like you commited a crime or anything. They're just unimpressive. But you still deserve credit for trying.
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Reminds me of that Super Mario Bros. Hack that featured Wario.