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Video Games => Mario Chat => Topic started by: BP on July 02, 2006, 12:31:25 AM
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You know you're bad at Mario games when...
- You get 8th in a 50cc MK:DD!! grand prix.
- You got a game over in NSMB, unintentionally.
- You not only can't find Luigi in SM64, but you also can't find him in SM64DS!!!
- You lose a life on SMB3's map screen.
- You get a game over in Mario Paint.
- Bowser beats you at the beginning of M&L:SS
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- You got a game over in NSMB, unintentionally.
It was my first go \:(
Anyway:
~ The red shells you fire come back and hit you.
~ The ones you don't fire take pity on you.
~ Bowser destroys the bridge on SMB himself out of sheer humilation.
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- You used a walkthrough (http://www.neoseeker.com/resourcelink.html?rlid=71024&rid=65743) for Mario's Early Years: Preschool Fun
- You have a negative rating in Tetris DS
- You thought you were fantastic at Donkey Kong Jr., until you found out you weren't playing as Mario
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-you often get a game over.
-it takes you quite a while to get use to the controller, without much success.
-the average skill level of others is higher than your own.
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- Mario beats the game for you.
- Mario trips and falls on SM64.
- You have never been hit by a blue shell.
- You try to pick up Goombas, thinking they're mushrooms.
- 1-1 in SMB takes you two days to beat, and the NES controller is covered in blood and sweat.
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-You die in a Toad house
-Your partners in the Paper Mario's ditch you when your not looking
-The N64 controller is confusing to you
-You run out of gas in a Mario Kart game
-The Boo's flying around the Ghost Houses on SMW's map screen killed you
-Around world 5 in Yoshi's Island you learned that it's possible to lick upwards
-Shy Guys wear masks because they don't want to be seen near you
-Mario starts to look impatient on the game over screen
-You couldn't get inside M64's castle because you kept trying to press up to enter the doors
-After tons of game overs Mario asks you if you have a death wish
-The Lakitu holding the camera behind Mario falls asleep
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-You let Baby Mario die in Yoshi's Island.
-In Super Mario World 1-2 you just stand like the game moves on it's own then the Koopas fall off of the large platform after a while.
-Moo!
-You run away from Super Mushrooms because you thought they were poisen and even avoided touching them in Super Mario Bros 2 US!(Go's for Smb,Smb2USA,SMB 3,and SMW!)
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-You lose to the Goomba Bros. in Paper Mario.
-You got hit by the very first goomba on the very first level of Super Mario Bros.
-You die in Mario is Missing
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You Know You' re Bad At Mario Games When...
-You die inside Peach's castle in SM64 or SM64DS.
-You kill Luigi on one of the Mario and Luigi games.
-You jumped on the cliffs in Super Mario Bros. thinking that they were shortcuts.
-You try to kill Bowser jumping on him on SMB, SMB2J, SMB3, SMW or SM64.
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You Know You' re Bad At Mario Games When...
-You die inside Peach's castle in SM64 or SM64DS.
-You kill Luigi on one of the Mario and Luigi games.
-You jumped on the cliffs in Super Mario Bros. thinking that they were shortcuts.
-You try to kill Bowser jumping on him on SMB, SMB2J, SMB3, SMW or SM64.
You Forgot SMS
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-You use the frog suit on the Hammer Bros. levels
-Master Hand flips you the bird
-Link cuts you in half in Smash Bros.
-You didn't know you could duck from Bullet Bills
-When you jump off a high ledge and land Mario breaks his leg.
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-You tried to kill a Bullet Bill Blaster with a fireball.
-You thought that Toad was the princess after you beat the first world in SMB.
-You tried to reenter the castle at the start of each world in SMB.
-You jump over every enemy instead of trying to defeat them.
-You tried to jump a big gap without holding the run button.
-You thought the blue mushroom was a new power-up.
-You didn't know you could spin attack after getting a Super Leaf or Cape Feather.
-You didn't know Yoshi could eat enemies in SMW.
-You thought Yoshi's Story was the hardest Mario game ever made.
-You can't get enough Stars to unlock the first Bowser stage in SM64.
-You thought the Spin Jump was the default jump in SMW.
-You want to know how to unlock Waluigi in SMB2.
-You think there's a God Mode cheat in each Mario game you come across.
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-you tried to kill a podoboo with fireballs.
-you first thought that tanooki mario was a cat.
-you tried to eat WendyO's. candy rings in SMB3.
-you thought that poison mushrooms where a new powerup.
-you thought that wart was bowser.
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-You jump in the lava in the SMB games, thinking it'll make you Fire Mario.
-Mario looks at the screen, and says "Give up, loser!"
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- you don't think the B button does anything.
- you play against a two year old and the two year old saves the princess before you complete level one.
- you secretly practice so you can beat your dog.
- your mother feels sorry for you and tells you what the B buttons does.
- you buy an xbox.
- you take of picture of the tv when you complete level one.
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- You can't find yoshi in SM64DS.
- Toad has to save the princess.
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- You run out of fireballs.
- A Goomba kills you when you're powered by a starman.
- You can play the "Lost a Life" and "Game Over" musics from any Mario game on any instrument by ear, even if you've never seen the instrument or played the game before.
- The 1-Ups in SM64 give up on flying towards you.
- You stomp a Rex and it gets taller.
- The bandit steals all of your coins at the beginning of PM:TTYD.
- You die in an instructional sequence.
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-You think Mario's stretchy head at the beginning of SM64 is the entire game
-You get a game over in said game
-When you play Super Mario Bros., you feel like you're playing Super Kingio Bros. (http://www.homestarrunner.com/kingio.swf)
-When Kamek told you Sluggy the Unshaven had no weak points, you believed him
-Whenever you watch the movie Super Mario Bros., Dennis Hopper wins
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YKYBAMGW...
-The Toads in SMB say ''THANK YOU MARIO, BUT YOU SHOULD PLAY ANOTHER GAME.''
-You tought that Shadow Mario was Luigi in SMS and you tried to talk to him.
-You tought that you could breathe underwater on SM64 like in SMB.
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-you drown in SMB
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-The only game you are allowed to play is this one: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.worth1000.com/entries/176500/176582FKnJ_w.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp%3Fcontest_id%3D6911%26display%3Dphotoshop&h=310&w=500&sz=18&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=abnLg0Gj6HgI4M:&tbnh=78&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfunny%2BNintendo%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D
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- You die in Toad Town
- You lose to Tubba Blubba when he reunits with his heart
- You burn Flower Feilds to the ground when you use a fire flower
- Goombario is ashamed of you
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.worth1000.com%2Fentries%2F176500%2F176582FKnJ_w.jpg&hash=1d4923753b53ecdd34a66b4d940779c025c0faea)
Here's the image that Mr.Melee linked to. May want to change that URL to http://www.worth1000.com/entries/176500/176582FKnJ_w.jpg since it streched out the page so much.
Sorry, but I can't really think of anything that would be on topic right now.
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- Princess Peach claims, "This simply isn't working out, you and me."
- You're stuck for three days in Super Mario 64 because you can't jump in to the first painting.
- The Bob-omb Buddies start following you to make sure you don't kill yourself.
- Bowser's already dead when you finally meet up with him.
- You can't get past the first level in PM2 because you keep falling into the water before you even meet Lord Crump.
- Flurrie goes on a diet.
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-You die at the beggining of Mario and Luigi, when you are controlling Toad.
-You didn't know that you could pick up the flowers to be Fiery Mario.
-You tought that LM was the first Mario game.
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~ You think Goombas are the main enemy.
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Sorry about the link, MV, it's just that the the link you posted was the one I tried at first, and it doesn't work. The image isn't showing either.
-Yoshi eats you in SMW.
-When you turn into Raccoon Mario in SMB3, Bowser comes in his Koopa Clown Car and runs you over.
-Toad has to dance in DDR: MM.
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- Bowser's sub in Dire Dire Docks turns on and drives away
- The Piantas don't make you clean up Delfino, they just leave you locked up
- You can't get past Bowser's statues in his castle in SMB3
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Your policy is "Warping is for n00bs." (Because you can't find the Warp Zone.)
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You get so desperate to beat SM64 that you (try to) use some fake SM64 cheats.
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- You get so many game overs in SM64 that Mario says "It's-a you! The worst player ever!!" Then proceeds to say "Good-bye!" when he appears on-screen, leaving with a suitcase in his disembodied head's mouth. Then Luigi appears, and you've unlocked him! Great job, loser.
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but if you unlocked Luigi you nust be good, but BP says it's bad it must be bad, but no one has unlocked luigi before, so it must be good, but if you got so many game over's it must be bad, bad, bad...
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Either way your a loser for playing the game for so long.
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YKYBAMGW...
Mario wants to become a shy-guy
Mario says "How a-bout we switch places for-a while."
umm...that's all I can think of now.
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I think this thread will eventually come to a screeching halt, I can't think of any more lines!
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- Yoshi Breaks down.
- When you stop playing, you see Mario light up a cigarette.
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You never equip anything in SMRPG.
Or should this go in the "good" thread.
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It caan be bad if you don't know how to equip stuff, putting you at a disadvantage against enemies because you're already bad at the game.
It can be good if you're so good that you know how to beat enemies with using equipment.
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You lose to Lord Crum at the beginning of Paper Mario:TTYD!
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- People notice you don't warp because you can't find warp zones, so you try to redeem yourself with this new life-collecting method: Get a coin and die. When you come back, the coin will be there again. Repeat.
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-The Mario World explodes once you hit your first ? block.
-You can't defeat a goomba (exploding into extreme happiness when you do).
-The axe vanishes you during the SMB fights with Bowser.
-When Paper Mario acts like a ordinary piece of paper (ability not to move him.
-Bowser in the first Paper Mario throws you in the wastebasket instead of bruning you to death.
-You lose to Bowser in SMRPG.
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When you hit a block, you get a concussion.
When you meet Bowser in 8-4, you see Bowser dressed up like white trash watching TV and Peach is pregnant.
When Mario flips the bird.
When the monkey from Tall, Tall, Mountain in SM64 starts throwing monkey crap at you.
When Mario starts to date Birdo instead. And you know what gender Birdo REALLY is, right?
When Donkey Kong starts to throw his crap at you in the Mario Kart games.
When you touch a 1-up and all your lives are lost.
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When Mario eats a poison mushroom on purpose.
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- Right when you turn on a Mario game you get game over and the credits come up.
- You chase a 1up mushroom off a cliff.
- In SMB2 when you throw a POW block it kills you instead of the enemies.
- In SMB3 when you play the magic flute.That tornado that usually takes you to that place with the warp pipes flings you off the map and sends you crashing through Bowser's roof and into the lava.
- When you go down a warp pipe with a -1 above it.
- In the DK arcade when you remove all of the rivets the construction site and Pauline fall on top of you and DK remains in mid air.
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- Parakarry dislocates his shoulder from carrying Mario.
- You can't turn back to the tanooki suit form in SMB3 when you change into a statue.
- After a few hours of being stuck on a puzzel in Wet Dry World a timer suddenly appears on screen like in the old games.
- You think Dinosaur Land really is all of Super Mario's World.
- You jump into the noose on the gallow platform in Rogueport and die
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- More like, the Rogueporters are so annoyed with you that they hang you.
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You think every rock you see is a Crystal Star.
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- You're bad at Super Mario 64 (I am but I have an excuse!)
- You can't recognize Toad when you see him
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- Get a super mushroom,then you shrink.
- Starman makes your enemies invincible instead of you.
- When you get on Yoshi's back,then Yoshi starts acting like a rodeo bull.
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-All of the super mushrooms and 1-UP mushrooms are poison mushrooms.
-All of the vegetables you pick in SMB2 are Bomb-ombs.
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-When Mario gets asleep on SM64 and SMS, he never wakes up no matter what you do.
-A goomba kills you while you are on a tanooki suit on SMB3.
-Peach doesn't invite you to her castle on Paper Mario.
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Your GBA AC Adapter goes dead.
You turn into a pig in Twilight Town.
Mario starts out with his halo in SMW.
You defeat Granny Toadstool and rescue Bowser.
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-When you can't make the Mario in Mario 64 walk in a straight line.
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The ghost who will not be named from PM:TTYD is too embarrassed to steal your identity.
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-you die on the SMW title screen
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You get a Game Over in YIDS.
Luigi sucks himself up with the Poltergust.
When you flip dimensions in SPM, you become a singularity.
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- You don't know which which button makes Mario move.
- Mario moved his house into a bottomless pit, since that's where he'll usually be when you're in control of him.
- Count Bleck breaks the forth wall and says you, the player, was his motivation for opening the void in SPM.
- Any parts of Mario's face you stretched on the SM64 title screen are stretched in game.
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Bowser's men run out of Poisonous mushrooms while Peach's castle is overloaded with Stars, Mushrooms, etc.
The Koopa shell kicks itself forward out of pity.
When you point the Wii Remote at the screen to tattle on an enemy, she points at you instead.
The Spicy Soup you feed Peach was spiked with strychnine.
You repetitively press the Start button thinking it was an a special move that gave Mario the power to stop time.
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- You lose against Kammy as Twink in Paper Mario